What would Major Payne get on you about?
I drool sometimes when I’m talking
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What would Major Payne get on you about? I drool sometimes when Im talking
Us army is a joke now
major is a marine
They're also jokes too now.
I just read they're getting rid of "Sir" as a part of the army vernacular because it's too gender specific.
Can you imagine, our forefathers in the Civil War, what they would say if you told them one day, America would be united and remove "Sir" from the Army because of transgender civilians?
thats not for trannies
its those non binary homosexual morons
the US selective service and draft system specifically acknowledges being transgender, and that it wont prevent you from being drafted
>trannies
>non binary
You'd be surprised at how many of us feel this is the same thing and refuse to learn the difference. Shove your pronouns up your ass zoomer! Your part of the reason we got in this fricking mess, dirtbag.
Thank you for your service.
>now
It has been since communism infected the country (post WWII)
i just saw that movie too bro
Butthole eyes
the best line of the movie is when he tells the genera; "there's gotta be more people that need some killin" and he says "No, you've killed them all"
Just rewatched this movie a couple of days ago for the first time since the late 90s. Still holds up as a good and entertaining movie.
I’ve always thought the last half hour or so was pretty weak, even as a kid
isnt the entire movie only like an hour long?
95 minutes
It's very rushed at the end. Most movies like it back load the competition, while this one does the opposite, as it's more focused on Payne than the kids.
I always hated the dancing at the end.
>chugga chugga chugga chugga, chugga chugga chugga chugga....CHOO CHOO!
>I can’t feel my legs…
>>That’s ‘cause they ain’t there.
>try to make a comfy Major Payne thread
>immediately turns to gender politics
Its 2023. Only freaks support the aemy.
whos the dummy now?
Whatchu you laughing at pig boy? Find a piece of candy in ya pocket?
always kind of felt bad for the actor. He kind of got it the worst with the physical insults from everyone
>Hello, Betty!
My wiener is too wide. He'd grill me for it.
Like a soup can or what
Oldgay pro-tip: You are not required to reply to each and every post ITT (In The Thread)
What are you trying to say, anon?
What? You'll have to speak up I'm deaf.
Dur yea dur
I AM NOT YOUR DAMN BROTHER
Insane blunt rotation.
huh, I didn't know back then that Michael Ironside played the drunk dad
%3D
>I did something bad…
qrd
He did something bad.
what did he do
Something bad.
He peed his Huggies, like a nasty little worm
>I let a 5 year old draw my Tatt stencil.
This and Heavyweights were my most watched movies as a kid. I feel like they have similar endings too
>GOT NO WORRIES GOT NO CARE
That Little Engine That Could scene is fricking legendary
>GYAH!
I cuss involuntary