What would she have to redeem herself with you and save her career?

What would she have to redeem herself with you and save her career?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    age gracefully

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She would have to magically get an attractive female body.
      As of now she has fake breasts, nice face, hair, awful legs and huge awful feet.
      Yeuck.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're as real as it gets
        sauce: her work from 10 years ago when she was too poor to afford silicone

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nice face
        who is going to tell him?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll do it

          She would have to magically get an attractive female body.
          As of now she has fake breasts, nice face, hair, awful legs and huge awful feet.
          Yeuck.

          You're right, Brie has a very pretty face

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            she has old lady face

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              good, I'd be in jail otherwise

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be our cutie indie darling again. No more girl power shit. I want to see her vulnerable and needing help from a man.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Be our cutie indie darling again
      She was never that for Cinemaphile in the first place.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if she lets me frick a few times

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    more rape scenes
    but with her as the rapist

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    open bob

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, she is beautiful.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rough facefricking

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star in a show where a woman's dream of being a scientist is challenged by a society that says women belong only in the domestic sphere. She accepts a job on a TV cooking show and sets out to teach a nation of overlooked housewives way more than recipes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have good news for you!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and sets out to teach a nation of overlooked housewives way more than recipes.
      w-what does she teach them!?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        chemistry

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marry white

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    burn local

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go on a date with me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      and what happens when she says she doesn't want a second date?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        One's all I need to enact my plan.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone clearly diddle with her when she was younger and she has evidence of it; that’s why she keeps getting gigs.
    She was only good in Room. Please ask your abuser to put you in appropriate movies so people don’t retaliate online. Also, get a different haircut, honey; believe me you need it, you gotta fix that shit somehow, damn!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought she was good in Short Term 12 as well. Those are the kind of roles she belongs in. I just don't see her as a physically tough girl.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A full video essay with her apologizing for her virtue signalling political comments leading up to captain marvel, as well as an apology for the captain marvel movie and the character being in Endgame. She must disown the character and admit it was a mistake, she must vow to never talk politics again (unless it's to praise Trump) and she must embrace the male gaze in her movies the same way she does on her youtube channel. Only then can we begin the process of healing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here here. Well put. She also needs to come clean about the time she lied on reddit about dating a black guy and admit it was just for woke points.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She should just star in more serious drama movies, she's not a popcorn flick type actress

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Move to Saudi Arabia and sell her holes to sheiks.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taking a massive shit in her Captain Marvel suit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I gotcha

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
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          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no chance to "redeem" herself. Even reddit despises her.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/MauLer/comments/17c9l6q/brie_larson_reportedly_disillusioned_with_captain/

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She should become a homosexual.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She stars in a movie set in a nudist colony with Eva Green. Also her feet would have to be CGI’d

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    butthole

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Full frontal nudity

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if she can cook some really good steak fajitas, I will forgive her for all her sins past and present

    but if these fajitas are underwhelming, I'll continue to criticize her when criticism is due

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. She should let go of whatever current film career plans she has and just learn how to cook. All will be resolved.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star in a horror comedy movie with John Boyega where they are chased by a Lunatic animator who will catapult a piglet into the sun for each second that they don't give him an idea for a toon, idk

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello Brie. Here are the terms for your surrender:
    1) Insist upon the original Ms. Marvel costume
    2) Stop playing the character as unlikable
    3) Most importantly: apologize explicitly and unequivocally for previous comments about white men

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing. brie is perfect

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      t.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      hi brie

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    get in a time machine and redo her whole life the right way

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is brie a prostitute?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, a cheese.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, she is a dehydrated lizard. A dusty reptile.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's a dream demon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        spot on

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no acting skills
      >no good looks
      >unlikable personality
      I’m afraid there’s one way that she could have made it into Hollywood.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Brie enjoy sex?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes with me

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably the way a praying mantis does

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scott Pilgrim sequel where she smashes pussies with Ramona Flowers for two hours

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ignore brie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      too late brie we all know how you really feel

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fix her feet, That's it simple as

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to pop singing and guitar playing, she was pretty cool at that

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought she was hot in Scott Pilgrim.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Listen to NIN with me.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love her in any case and always have

    and always will

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I both hate and like brie and i'm fine with that. Didn't know it was possible but it is.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have that with Brendan Schaub

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          homo

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll put a dent in her head other than the one that's already there. don't you ever wag that tongue at me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      tongue bawd

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apologize for that cringey TSA tweet she made years ago

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her career is pretty much done at this point. she is unlikeable, not great at acting, and her facial reactions are not great.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put a little chub back into her face, like 5-10lbs.
    Treat her fellow actors well.
    Star in some arthouse instead of just Hollywood slop.
    Make sure her feet are clean.
    Make an ASMR video where she whispers her favorite films and why (I already know a few, I just want a solid top 20).
    Apologize for the weird attention-seeking shit she did when Stan Lee died - not because I like capeshit, I hate capeshit, but it was honestly pretty disrespectful.
    Also if I could find out she doesn't use tiktok because she's read the documents about the insane amount of CCP data collection that'd be cool, but not needed.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like her in that King Kong movie so something like that would be refreshing. More boobies shots would be nice

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've blasted her enough messages of all sorts informing her (and her family with my 38 euro pub quiz dowry) of my intentions to forcibly make her my wife
    as one does

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for your service

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    With loose hair and makeup she would look like sasha grey

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

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  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    shame it's a sports bra, that would've resulted in interesting physics

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      very interesting indeed

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she has hair
    >yeuck
    what did he mean by this

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying I care about shitty MCU movies
    nothing
    shes perfect just the way she is

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Destroy Brie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      's pussy

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BLACKED to be honest

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slam her truck into a house and get burnt alive.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you will never bury Brie alive

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    > What would she have to redeem herself with you and save her career?
    Sirs?

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    she never really did what needed to be done anyway and she never will, at least AI is here to fill the gaps.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      try the one between her ears

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thirty dollars

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Brie cute?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      brie does not exist

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Facially she's a 20, body wise she's a 2.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ew yuck a white woman who is thin and has big breasts and a firm ass

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          do not spank the brie ass

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I want her this (and her) so bad bros

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >trusting the brie
              couldn't be me tbh

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't need to trust her I just want to hug (and kiss) her.

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd bet that by Hollywood standards Brie has a low body count

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unicorn. Store. Cinematic. Universe.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does nobody ever talk about the fact that Bree is a competent director

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A movie where she plays damsel to Cavill.

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    have sex with me

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