Star in a show where a woman's dream of being a scientist is challenged by a society that says women belong only in the domestic sphere. She accepts a job on a TV cooking show and sets out to teach a nation of overlooked housewives way more than recipes.
Someone clearly diddle with her when she was younger and she has evidence of it; that’s why she keeps getting gigs.
She was only good in Room. Please ask your abuser to put you in appropriate movies so people don’t retaliate online. Also, get a different haircut, honey; believe me you need it, you gotta fix that shit somehow, damn!
A full video essay with her apologizing for her virtue signalling political comments leading up to captain marvel, as well as an apology for the captain marvel movie and the character being in Endgame. She must disown the character and admit it was a mistake, she must vow to never talk politics again (unless it's to praise Trump) and she must embrace the male gaze in her movies the same way she does on her youtube channel. Only then can we begin the process of healing
Star in a horror comedy movie with John Boyega where they are chased by a Lunatic animator who will catapult a piglet into the sun for each second that they don't give him an idea for a toon, idk
Hello Brie. Here are the terms for your surrender:
1) Insist upon the original Ms. Marvel costume
2) Stop playing the character as unlikable
3) Most importantly: apologize explicitly and unequivocally for previous comments about white men
Put a little chub back into her face, like 5-10lbs.
Treat her fellow actors well.
Star in some arthouse instead of just Hollywood slop.
Make sure her feet are clean.
Make an ASMR video where she whispers her favorite films and why (I already know a few, I just want a solid top 20).
Apologize for the weird attention-seeking shit she did when Stan Lee died - not because I like capeshit, I hate capeshit, but it was honestly pretty disrespectful.
Also if I could find out she doesn't use tiktok because she's read the documents about the insane amount of CCP data collection that'd be cool, but not needed.
I've blasted her enough messages of all sorts informing her (and her family with my 38 euro pub quiz dowry) of my intentions to forcibly make her my wife
as one does
age gracefully
She would have to magically get an attractive female body.
As of now she has fake breasts, nice face, hair, awful legs and huge awful feet.
Yeuck.
They're as real as it gets
sauce: her work from 10 years ago when she was too poor to afford silicone
>nice face
who is going to tell him?
I'll do it
You're right, Brie has a very pretty face
she has old lady face
good, I'd be in jail otherwise
Be our cutie indie darling again. No more girl power shit. I want to see her vulnerable and needing help from a man.
>Be our cutie indie darling again
She was never that for Cinemaphile in the first place.
if she lets me frick a few times
more rape scenes
but with her as the rapist
open bob
Nothing, she is beautiful.
Rough facefricking
Star in a show where a woman's dream of being a scientist is challenged by a society that says women belong only in the domestic sphere. She accepts a job on a TV cooking show and sets out to teach a nation of overlooked housewives way more than recipes.
I have good news for you!
>and sets out to teach a nation of overlooked housewives way more than recipes.
w-what does she teach them!?
chemistry
Marry white
burn local
Go on a date with me.
and what happens when she says she doesn't want a second date?
One's all I need to enact my plan.
Someone clearly diddle with her when she was younger and she has evidence of it; that’s why she keeps getting gigs.
She was only good in Room. Please ask your abuser to put you in appropriate movies so people don’t retaliate online. Also, get a different haircut, honey; believe me you need it, you gotta fix that shit somehow, damn!
I thought she was good in Short Term 12 as well. Those are the kind of roles she belongs in. I just don't see her as a physically tough girl.
A full video essay with her apologizing for her virtue signalling political comments leading up to captain marvel, as well as an apology for the captain marvel movie and the character being in Endgame. She must disown the character and admit it was a mistake, she must vow to never talk politics again (unless it's to praise Trump) and she must embrace the male gaze in her movies the same way she does on her youtube channel. Only then can we begin the process of healing
Here here. Well put. She also needs to come clean about the time she lied on reddit about dating a black guy and admit it was just for woke points.
cringe
She should just star in more serious drama movies, she's not a popcorn flick type actress
Move to Saudi Arabia and sell her holes to sheiks.
Taking a massive shit in her Captain Marvel suit.
I gotcha
There is no chance to "redeem" herself. Even reddit despises her.
https://www.reddit.com/r/MauLer/comments/17c9l6q/brie_larson_reportedly_disillusioned_with_captain/
She should become a homosexual.
She stars in a movie set in a nudist colony with Eva Green. Also her feet would have to be CGI’d
butthole
Yup
Full frontal nudity
if she can cook some really good steak fajitas, I will forgive her for all her sins past and present
but if these fajitas are underwhelming, I'll continue to criticize her when criticism is due
This. She should let go of whatever current film career plans she has and just learn how to cook. All will be resolved.
Star in a horror comedy movie with John Boyega where they are chased by a Lunatic animator who will catapult a piglet into the sun for each second that they don't give him an idea for a toon, idk
Hello Brie. Here are the terms for your surrender:
1) Insist upon the original Ms. Marvel costume
2) Stop playing the character as unlikable
3) Most importantly: apologize explicitly and unequivocally for previous comments about white men
nothing. brie is perfect
t.
hi brie
get in a time machine and redo her whole life the right way
is brie a prostitute?
No, a cheese.
no
No, she is a dehydrated lizard. A dusty reptile.
she's a dream demon
spot on
>no acting skills
>no good looks
>unlikable personality
I’m afraid there’s one way that she could have made it into Hollywood.
Does Brie enjoy sex?
yes with me
probably the way a praying mantis does
Scott Pilgrim sequel where she smashes pussies with Ramona Flowers for two hours
ignore brie
too late brie we all know how you really feel
Fix her feet, That's it simple as
Go back to pop singing and guitar playing, she was pretty cool at that
I thought she was hot in Scott Pilgrim.
Listen to NIN with me.
I love her in any case and always have
and always will
I both hate and like brie and i'm fine with that. Didn't know it was possible but it is.
I have that with Brendan Schaub
homo
>Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers
I'll put a dent in her head other than the one that's already there. don't you ever wag that tongue at me.
tongue bawd
Apologize for that cringey TSA tweet she made years ago
Her career is pretty much done at this point. she is unlikeable, not great at acting, and her facial reactions are not great.
Put a little chub back into her face, like 5-10lbs.
Treat her fellow actors well.
Star in some arthouse instead of just Hollywood slop.
Make sure her feet are clean.
Make an ASMR video where she whispers her favorite films and why (I already know a few, I just want a solid top 20).
Apologize for the weird attention-seeking shit she did when Stan Lee died - not because I like capeshit, I hate capeshit, but it was honestly pretty disrespectful.
Also if I could find out she doesn't use tiktok because she's read the documents about the insane amount of CCP data collection that'd be cool, but not needed.
I like her in that King Kong movie so something like that would be refreshing. More boobies shots would be nice
I've blasted her enough messages of all sorts informing her (and her family with my 38 euro pub quiz dowry) of my intentions to forcibly make her my wife
as one does
Thank you for your service
With loose hair and makeup she would look like sasha grey
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
shame it's a sports bra, that would've resulted in interesting physics
very interesting indeed
>she has hair
>yeuck
what did he mean by this
>implying I care about shitty MCU movies
nothing
shes perfect just the way she is
Destroy Brie
's pussy
BLACKED to be honest
Slam her truck into a house and get burnt alive.
>you will never bury Brie alive
> What would she have to redeem herself with you and save her career?
Sirs?
she never really did what needed to be done anyway and she never will, at least AI is here to fill the gaps.
try the one between her ears
Thirty dollars
Is Brie cute?
brie does not exist
Facially she's a 20, body wise she's a 2.
ew yuck a white woman who is thin and has big breasts and a firm ass
do not spank the brie ass
I want her this (and her) so bad bros
>trusting the brie
couldn't be me tbh
I don't need to trust her I just want to hug (and kiss) her.
I'd bet that by Hollywood standards Brie has a low body count
Unicorn. Store. Cinematic. Universe.
why does nobody ever talk about the fact that Bree is a competent director
A movie where she plays damsel to Cavill.
have sex with me