What would the god emperor have to say about your favorite show
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What would the god emperor have to say about your favorite show
What would the god emperor have to say about your favorite show
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He wouldn't approve of my heresy
>Honestly, when this show came out. I honestly wouldn't have thought that humanity would self-destruct itself again with the advancement of technology and such. Laughed at it for the same doomsday scenario. But oh boy, was I fricking wrong. Bubblegum, somewhat, reminds me of myself except she can regenerate her fleshy parts. Overall, it's another doomsday story, a lot of mutated humans, and honestly reminded more now of pre-unified Terra.
Here you go anon: https://voca.ro/1dcSpyDbIUIV
Anyone else want one?
>I whole heartedly identify with this Jack fellow and his endless crusade to stick a sharp end of a blade into all kinds of robots, mutants and demons. Despite his tendency to lose the entirety of his attire sans his tied up underpants whenever he gets on a fight, he still manages to fight with honor, courage, and most importantly some good looking long black hair. If it wasn't for how pale he is, I would consider those locks in the midst of battle to be comparable in glory to yours truly.
>He has a good choice of weapons, and he clearly hates magic, robots and aliens, and he has an eternal fight against the worst of all a literal spawn of the warp. What's not to love? Well ok that last season dropped the ball a bit there at the end, but no one can be perfect.
https://voca.ro/16DFdMs2DUJf
>Reigning for 1000 years alone after being betrayed by a family member? Try 10,000 years. And she can walk around too! She can even fly! Who made this crud?
>I like the yellow one. She's nice.
>Too bad she likes hanging out with that agent of Chaos
>Guess the zebra is kind of cute. Reminds me of my past lives, the shaman stuff.
He'd find a way to invert it
He'd be annoyed at every idiot around the protagonist of the show being extra gigantic idiots, and how the protagonist is the only one making sense despite being stuck to a throne of gold, half dead, and with a machine that translates their psychic screams into speech.
He would also say that that one red character definitely has all the fault on everything that happened.
He'd tell me to stop watching children's cartoons and being such an embarrassing manchild
Where do you think we are?
The Imperium of Man.
Don't complain.
He would think the characters could have done more to stop the villains, which would be basically any show.
maybe ask /tg/
"I ship Amedot"
I think he would approve of Belos's plan to exterminate a dimension full of psykers, but find his chosen methodology to be equally repugnant. Working with a C'tan and using foul warp sorcery? Thats a Major F.
>Megas XRL
I think he'd approve.
>So he finds a giant, highly advanced piece of machinery, and immediately decides to decorate it to suit his own gaudy tases. I'd say this man would be perfect for Adeptus Mechanicus, except that he was able to figure out how the thing actually worked and could repair it. This fat slob from New Jersey, a city I have long since written of as humanity's greatest mistake, was able not only repair a damaged mech from the future, but also, retrofit a god damn hot rod and a handful of video game controllers into a fully functional wienerpit. Meanwhile, the Adeptus Mechanicus, who's name literally means "good with machines" can only figure out which holes in the toaster would be the best place to thrust their rusted metal wieners into.
I have no idea what he'd say about Courage the Cowardly Dog.
He would greatly appreciate Courage's strength of will and ability to overcome his crippling fear of everything. Also, he'd find the computer absolutely fricking hilarious.
He would think Courage is a very good boy
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I await your judgeent, my leige
probably a joke about how he's been a fan since day one, brock is the ideal gene seed for an astartes and maybe something about how he really enjoyed what they did with Rusty's dad...for some reason that really resonated with him.
>you know, those boys really remind me of my own
>crafted in a gene lab from the genetic material of their sire
>always getting into trouble
>even when they die, they just come back like vulcan and ferrus
>wait
>oh
>Hey I remember caveman times but we didn't have dinosaurs back then
>Also no wonder those raptors would eat his family when they live alone in the middle of nowhere
>Even when I was little we had pretty sizeable villages, yknow
>Any group of early humans that would have left it's women and children unguarded like this would have died out very quickly
>Still, good show. Really shows the tenacity of man
Ehhh too disconnected and not Emperor like enough.
I don't know how the emperor talks.
I only know about 40k from what other people said.
Regardless here's my revised green text:
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He can't talk because he's severely physically disabled to the point where he can't communicate with others
I wonder how the Manperor would react to Big D's wacky adventures
He would definitely understand the trials of being a father figure, and trying to love all of his children but also having to keep secrets from them.
He most surely would identify with fricking how Big D's Son simile to Magnus was trying to be a little sissy about not having one small tiny little secret revealed to him to the point that they'd see it acceptable to rebel against their father by being traitorous... he would not understand though why he's trying to do this with a horse.
He would also be very disappointed about the lack of a new Food Processors.
Give me the FRICKING TEXT TO SPEECH
I NEED IT
Steven Universe
https://voca.ro/11KN3XHIP72N
Give me something to say then your traitorous red frick
Hey Emps, how much exercise ya gettin?
>I don't care if your flavor of Xenos is a bunch of minerals or a bunch of fricking queer holograms, you get on top of that lion and you use that damned silly gay thing you call a sword, and start cleave some gems in two. Or as many pieces as the edge of that THING that clearly isn't a glorious chain sword, that worthless shit which was just about the only good thing your so call "mother" left you behind, except maybe Greg FRICKING Universe, your father, who is the only person who seems to have any notion of sense left in this planet.
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. YOU TELLING ME THAT THE ONLY REASON WHY KATIE WANTED TO SAVE HUMANITY WAS THE FACT THAT SHE WASN’T ABLE TO CONTINUE ON HER VAIL ATTEMPT TO BECOME A FAMOUS HOLOFILM DIRECTOR AND DECIDED TO CONVINCE HER ONLY FAMILY ON A NEAR SUICIDE MISSION TO DEFEAT THE PROTO MEN OF IRON WHO WERE ABLE TO CAPTURE MOST IF NOT ALL OF HUMANITY. FROM THE MOST BRIGHTEST AND STRONGEST TO LOWEST AND WEAKEST, AND SOMEHOW SHE THOUGHT TO HERSELF THAT FIGHTING THESE ABOMINABLE INTELLIGENCES WOULD BE FOR HER TO GET BACK HER QUOTE ON QUOTE “FUTURE”? NOT THE FACT THAT BILLIONS OF HUMANS WERE CAPTURED AGAINST THEIR WILL AND FORCELY TAKEN OFF TERRA BY BEING LAUNCH INTO THE COLD DARKNESS OF SPACE? WOW! IN ALL MY 40,000 YEARS OF LIFE, THIS LEVEL OF EGOISM AND ARROGANCE WOULD BE ONLY RIVAL BY YOUR TRULY. I MEAN SERIOUSLY, I THOUGHT I WAS BEING A JERK BY NOT REVEALING MY PLANS TO MY SONS WHEN I DECIDED TO RETURN TO TERRA AND DICK AROUND WITH THIS THRONE. BUT HOLY FRICKING DEEPFRIED SHITPILE ON STICK, THIS KATIE GIRL SEEMS TO BE A DIFFERENT LEVEL OF PURE WEAPONIZED SELF CENTEREDNESS THAT RATTLES MY BONES IN PURE DISGUST.
THAT BEING SAID, I DID FOUND THAT AARON FELLOW TO BE PRETTY BADASS. I DO WISH HIM THE BEST OF LUCK ON HIS QUEST OF BECOMING THE BEST PALEONTOLOGIST.
He might tell me I should meet his Wolfson because I'm a fairy.
>So this pasty, snarky, little blonde twerp gets a Webway portal in a fricking hat from a talking chicken and an imitation of yours truly found in the bargain bin at Poundland, while I had to spend years upon years trying to get mine up and running, only for Magnus and his stupid chicken wings to frick it up in the end. At the very least he uses it to rid the planet of Chaos, Xenos, and Mutants, like any sensible person should. Not bad for a genderflipped Polly Pocket, even if he got tricked into a time loop.
Impeccable taste.
One for you: https://voca.ro/11M3WYnDSIbv
And one for you: https://voca.ro/1iILewVeonTj
Thank you dude.
Could you do
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DESU, I've never heard of or seen this movie ever before so I'm going to pass.
A little more and this would be perfect.
>but why is everyone ragging on dr. venture senior?
>he seems like a perfectly capable father to me
https://vocaroo.com/155f2c8bA8Yy
>that "Oh.." at the end
Heh, it really is The God Emperor of Mankind in the flesh... or I guess in the vocaroo.
>Let me get this straight, these guys are four mutants living in the sewers, rolling around with ancient ninja weapons beating the absolute crap out of OTHER mutants who were created by the same process they were created with, while saying silly catchy one liners and pizza puns? And they occasionally fight weird Xeno scum like Blobs of Bubblegum and shit contained in an Exo Suit, kind of like those filthy honor less Taus. And then you are telling me from time to time they also fight some weird sentient Rock Dudes, a giant crocodile man, prehistoric versions of themselves, some weird frog frickers named after past dictators of ancient time Terra, and other weirdos who all happen to be hell bent on world domination? You also telling me they are friends with one of the hottest ladies around named after the start of possibly the best season on earth (of course after Free Warp Storm Day) and another fella who wears a hockey mask everywhere and looks like out of an 80s slasher movie? Well, as long as they keep fighting other mutants, and do not turn on against humanity, I guess they are pretty cool and can be left to their place under some Hive city or some place like that. That is to say, outside of their poor hygiene and propensity to dress up with trench coats. I mean who are they kidding, do they really think no one can tell they are freaking 5 feet tall bipedal turtles? Unless their predilection for trench coats is because maybe they are planning on showing up one day at school after saying "hey, you are cool, don't go to school tomorrow".
Probably consider it crypto-Xeno propaganda since it’s about getting along with non-humans.
…or maybe he’d find it charming idk
I can't quite find his voice, and posting any pics of Sailor Moon would get this thread deleted faster than it's already liable to, but there's definitely something there about her fighting Chaos and ruling Earth as the Immortal God Empress of Mankind.
>I do not know how such an ancient and obscure tale not only survived to the 41st millenium, but also survived the inbred bookburning frickwits of the Lex Imperialis that have the audacity to pretend like they have even one iota of a frick what I do and do not consider heretical lore.
>Well, to be fair, father, the last time you made any sort of definitive statement on the matter you basically just said "Anything that isn't gold plated and singing my praises deserves to be burned to the ground". Or have you already forgotten about that whole "Last Priest of Terra" debacle?"
>Shut the frick up Magnus, you daemon-humping birdman, I am speaking about this story now. As I said, the fact it survived to this point at all is a miracle. Nevertheless, I am glad it did, because it serves as an effective reminder of both the charming innocence mankind once knew before those wienergobbling Chaos buttholes decided to make humanity into its personal onahole, and the mind-numbingly mundane bullshit we as a species had to put up with back before I made my grand debut.
>So...you do not like it, my lord?
>It is less that I dislike it as a story and more that I find it utterly boring and devoid of any practical or narrative merit. Some of the attempts at humor are somewhat enjoyable, but it is difficult to appreciate the struggles of the main characters when the timeframe they exist in is so completely detached from how things are now. I cannot find the everyday struggles of a wisecracking Terran urbanite particularly compelling when they are practically living in a utopia compared to the shithole of a galaxy humanity at large would come to inhabit not ten thousand years later.
>Well, to be fair, father, the last time you made any sort of definitive statement on the matter you basically just said "Anything that isn't gold plated and singing my praises deserves to be burned to the ground". Or have you already forgotten about that whole "Last Priest of Terra" debacle?"
I can't do Magnus. That involves an actual voice actor and not TTS and audition.
Honestly that's fine, I wasn't expecting you to do ANY of it.
You could just cut out the Magnus bits
>Miraculous Ladybug
I bet he would tire of the love square, make some french jokes and perhaps rant about how he would have handled things if he had the Miraculous. Like I’m sure he’d find his life way easier with the kwami than can make anything. Also I’m sure Hawkmoth would be his favourite character, or Marinette with her manic and controlling personality.
>Spider Riders (technically both Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile, since it’s a Canadian and Japanese collab)
He’d surely respect the Spider Riders and their Spiders for being brave warriors and defenders of humanity. He’d also compare the Invectids to a mix of Tyranids and Taus. Something tells me he would probably say that the Oracle (Humanity’s Goddess) is probably Isha with a wig or a benevolent Warp Entity.
>Di-Gata Defenders
On one hand you have once again heroes protecting humanity, but on the other hand nearly everyone is a psyker using magic sigil stones and magic creatures to fight. Also the entire setting is powered by the energy from the sigils, so everything is half magic and tech.
>6Teen
Honestly I’m curious to see Big E in the style of 6Teen
I don't believe in Emperor.