It would be an ogre who started a side hustle selling swamp juice and washing windows. He becomes an influencer as one of his side hustles. He buys multiple properties and ends them out in fAIRyBNB. Donkey is a pet who he starts an Instagram channel about. Fiona is an npc streamer. The movie is really a 5 part youtube game. Matpat makes a cameo.
yowenna shorty in the cuh and i bluh bluh bluh cappin wheez inna nurk whenna murk in the durk skeezy wheezy lil durk enna finna be a furk digga y2k homie burr in the durr finna pull out the clip pull out the glock roll up to the cut ennawenna jergs onna skirt shoody inna trunk ielevareniema
BLAP BLAP BLAP
skurr skurrr
im like rollin in a whell feelin faded for real you canneven hanel me i live up in the tree
boom tkltkltklkttlktltktltklltktltktltktlsksksks
chirp chirp brdie in the whoop know nothin bout me hot dog glizzy finna wop err
Shrek is sent on an adventure by his favorite streamer, Farquad, to go pick up his Onlyfans crush. Shrek falls in love with her, and soon subscribes enough money to her for her to be interested in him. Also Shrek says "bruh" in like every sentence like zoomers do now.
>Ariel shot of the swamp that shows a high school made of sticks and shit >camera shifts to the inside of the school, and into the boys bathroom. >voiceover:”All I ever wanted was to be left alone, I just want to go home and play league of ogres. Well here I am” >shows two ogre kids giving another ogre a swirly. >”the one getting his head dunked in the tank?” Yea that’s me”
Bullies leave and call him an ogre equivalent of Black personhomosexual.
Shrek gasps for air and the next shot is him walking home with his hair soaked and him looking miserable.
He enters his home and tells his b***h of an ogre mom he is fine and goes upstairs. >”every day I got to deal with this crap, every day they do this. Last week they pulled my pants down in front of Fiona.” >he looks over to his Mac book computer and goes on /misc/ to vent his frustration. >”I’ll show them tomorrow as he looks over at his dads wand lock box he keeps in the garage”
Camera shot shows the front of the school, bell rings and ogres are going to class.
As the teacher calls for names in class it comes to shreks name.
No reply when called, teacher asks again where shrek is. >”present.” Came a meek voice from the door
Everyone gasps and the camera pans to shrek at the door. But he looks different. Camera does a slow shot from his feet to head, showing his high heels, his booty shorts covering his thick waist and a thong sticking out from the top. A crop top that doesn’t cover his mid drift is shown, a gap under his shirt due to his new double D braless breasts are showing. His face shows lipstick and eyeliner, his hair curly and well maintained, a thin collar around his neck.
The eyes of the class on him, the bullies who swirlied him yesterday shifted their desks with their wieners hard against their desks. >”hello lads” he said with a wink.
End act 1
>found out "npc streamer" is not Cinemaphile calling someone an npc as an insult but a real thing where streamers act like videogame npcs repeating the same two lines for hours on end
Do zoomers really?
It would be a ten second clip on Tiktok
i think we're on to something
His wife turns into a tiktok NPC
What is the zoomer equivalent of Smash Mouth?
yooooo bro somebody once deadass told me the world was gonna roll me no cap
Mumble rap
It would be an ogre who started a side hustle selling swamp juice and washing windows. He becomes an influencer as one of his side hustles. He buys multiple properties and ends them out in fAIRyBNB. Donkey is a pet who he starts an Instagram channel about. Fiona is an npc streamer. The movie is really a 5 part youtube game. Matpat makes a cameo.
xxxtentacion
https://vocaroo.com/1kIT0vqTACBw
Lil Peep
100 Gecs
yowenna shorty in the cuh and i bluh bluh bluh cappin wheez inna nurk whenna murk in the durk skeezy wheezy lil durk enna finna be a furk digga y2k homie burr in the durr finna pull out the clip pull out the glock roll up to the cut ennawenna jergs onna skirt shoody inna trunk ielevareniema
BLAP BLAP BLAP
skurr skurrr
im like rollin in a whell feelin faded for real you canneven hanel me i live up in the tree
boom tkltkltklkttlktltktltklltktltktltktlsksksks
chirp chirp brdie in the whoop know nothin bout me hot dog glizzy finna wop err
I'm a zoomer and I have no fricking clue what you are saying.
Shrek is sent on an adventure by his favorite streamer, Farquad, to go pick up his Onlyfans crush. Shrek falls in love with her, and soon subscribes enough money to her for her to be interested in him. Also Shrek says "bruh" in like every sentence like zoomers do now.
Move over Mike Meyers...here's your new Shrek
imagine how shit the music would be in a zoomer shrek film
>Katy Perry
>Nicki Minaj
>Billie Eilish
>Miley Cyrus
>Ice Spice
JFC, it would be terrible
Get ready, Shrek 5 is gonna be about the babies grown up as curly hair homosexual zoomers and he doesn't know how to handle it.
>Bruh, what are you doin' in my swamp, cuh?
Leak of Shrek 5.
>millennial Shrek and his zoomer children
People are bland. The fact that so many people look like this confuses me. It's all ogre, bros.
If Shrek was shorter this would literally be every hispanic family in America
>GET OUT OF MY DAD'S SWAMP
Ungod, this ear wax be straight bussing on toast fr fr
Shrek 2 is rough. Very rough. It should've been delayed.
>Ariel shot of the swamp that shows a high school made of sticks and shit
>camera shifts to the inside of the school, and into the boys bathroom.
>voiceover:”All I ever wanted was to be left alone, I just want to go home and play league of ogres. Well here I am”
>shows two ogre kids giving another ogre a swirly.
>”the one getting his head dunked in the tank?” Yea that’s me”
Bullies leave and call him an ogre equivalent of Black personhomosexual.
Shrek gasps for air and the next shot is him walking home with his hair soaked and him looking miserable.
He enters his home and tells his b***h of an ogre mom he is fine and goes upstairs.
>”every day I got to deal with this crap, every day they do this. Last week they pulled my pants down in front of Fiona.”
>he looks over to his Mac book computer and goes on /misc/ to vent his frustration.
>”I’ll show them tomorrow as he looks over at his dads wand lock box he keeps in the garage”
Camera shot shows the front of the school, bell rings and ogres are going to class.
As the teacher calls for names in class it comes to shreks name.
No reply when called, teacher asks again where shrek is.
>”present.” Came a meek voice from the door
Everyone gasps and the camera pans to shrek at the door. But he looks different. Camera does a slow shot from his feet to head, showing his high heels, his booty shorts covering his thick waist and a thong sticking out from the top. A crop top that doesn’t cover his mid drift is shown, a gap under his shirt due to his new double D braless breasts are showing. His face shows lipstick and eyeliner, his hair curly and well maintained, a thin collar around his neck.
The eyes of the class on him, the bullies who swirlied him yesterday shifted their desks with their wieners hard against their desks.
>”hello lads” he said with a wink.
End act 1
>found out "npc streamer" is not Cinemaphile calling someone an npc as an insult but a real thing where streamers act like videogame npcs repeating the same two lines for hours on end
Do zoomers really?
Those npc streamers make bank bro, would kill for a gig like that, I just want money.
Fiona would be black