What would you anti-Mickey Mouse be like?

What would an anti-Mickey Mouse be like?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oswald

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about him though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kind of like this idea

      Mickey
      >Long list of friends
      >Generally a nice fellow with a touch of mischief to him
      >Girlfriend for X number of years and seems content to stay that way

      Oswald
      >No notable friends
      >Much more of a smart ass that does what he wants with a hint of niceness to him.
      >Happily married with a shit ton of children

      Of course the real answer is Mortimer Mouse.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mortimer

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    PENIS BIG
    AND NOW ITS SMALL >:3 HA CHA CHA

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was so hyped to watch this when I was 7 only for A Kid in King Arthur's Court not showing at my theatre. Ours only had 2-4 movies playing with old ones as time fillers. God I'm high.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And I just discovered A Kid in King Arthur's Court never played in Canada. So that's why.

        • 3 months ago
          El Barto

          should’ve seen “a goofy movie” instead

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rat Fink

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The OG Anti-Micky. I miss when Big Daddy Roth inspired designs were in all the toys, cartoons, and comics I enjoyed.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something soulful, charming, non-corporate and beloved by people of all ages, including males.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP said Mickey, not Disney

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the difference?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe this week’s Savage Dragon has the answer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny cause there's already a Mickey Mouse parody existing in Savage Dragon
      https://wiki.savagedragon.com/profiles/characters/melvin_mouse/

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mickey was 100% being respectful here. Don’t act like a prostitute online and then act shocked when you meet fans of your whorish ways. Is sex work shameful or not?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They still fricking make Savage Dragon?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep…..but Erik Larsen is out of his mind anymore, lots of political shit and cum explosions

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He made Cinemaphile‘s waifu horridus an anti-vaxxer and she died of the coof. It was pretty infuriating.

      • 3 months ago
        AccelΔX

        Yep…..but Erik Larsen is out of his mind anymore, lots of political shit and cum explosions

        Glum is cucking a supporting character's wife via mindswap. Anyone know the hentai Body Transfer? It's like that only with cruder art

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When Mickey is more savage than the dragon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, People can't draw Mickey for shit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has to be specifically Steamboat Willie Mickey

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Steamboat Willie changed my life!
      Bitch, how?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Itchy

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Donald Duck

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