i got to experience teen love, but i got a small dick, so sex in general has always been like going through a humiliation ritual every time. you can't have everything.
Drop out of highschool, work as much as possible, and as soon as I turned 18 I'd put as much money into BTC as possible, once I had 10,000 or so I would sit on that until it peaked and then cash out.
Now I understand why his older self was played by Matthew Perry in the movie who doesn't look anything like Zefron. Real life imitating art strikes again.
I'd still be stuck in my shitty town with shitty parents, so I'm gonna spend the next 2 years lifting and working part time so when I go to university I would be physically fit and have some money to rent a place without roommates.
rip to the one girl that became a drug addict when i stopped hanging out with her
she even wished me a happy birthday once totally unprompted after we hadn't talked for months
i never wished her a happy birthday
>If I time travel
Get a head start on studying early instead of wasting it playing video games so I don't have to do it now. Stop my friend from becoming a troony by getting him the help he needs. >If it's modern day
Nothing really changes.
The only thing 17 year old me had that I dont now was a full head of hair and a slightly skinnier waistline. I'm 31 and only gained 5 pounds since then.
Actually, my body went downhill in my early 20's. I had horrible body image issues and just stopped trying to take care of myself.
I finally got over it before I turned 30 and pursued my femboy body I always wanted. I'm almost done, but the awkward transformation part has me looking like a boy still going through puberty.
I don’t miss being a teen at all. But if I had to be 17 again I guess I’d just keep doing what I am now. Working, reading, playing guitar. I guess I could get rich off crypto or whatever.
i'd definitely hook up with laura at the senior send off dance, that's for sure. 25 years later my friends still remind me of that fail. otherwise 17 was a great time. wouldn't change much.
I would’ve killed my mother if I thought I could make it look like an accident. Also I would’ve treated my father and Philip nicer. I don’t really even hate his wife but she is a fricking handful to deal with. I mean that in the least offensive way possible. It’s not like she has any bearing on something she was born with.
>Be me >Walk out of highschool into a heavy labor, six-figure job >Only work half the year >Once I get my first check (4k! I was so excited) ask the girl who crushed on me in high school out on a date >First date: We go to a mall >Second date: We watch Sherlock at her mom's place >Third date: I try to get us to go ice skating, we watch Doctor Who at her mom's place
etc.
If my bitter modern self went back to inhabit my hopeful idealistic 17 year old body, I'd probably work for two or three years and make sure my Mom's has enough cash until her death then suicide myself going after Epstein. Might as well try and do something good.
miss out on teenage love again
i got to experience teen love, but i got a small dick, so sex in general has always been like going through a humiliation ritual every time. you can't have everything.
>i got to experience teen love, but i got a small dick, so sex in general has always been like going through a humiliation ritual every time
I'm sorry but this was way too funny to me for some reason
>There are homies in this thread right now that missed out on ranking to 14 in vanilla
i think they eventually made it so anyone could get those ranks anyway
overrated
I still look back on myself as a fool
Transition to female. I looked like a chick without any effort at 17
>Transition
You know this isn't a real thing and never was and never will be, right?
try to one up evel knievel
Bang Leslie Mann senseless
This is the ultimate fantasy.
You really don't know how stupid teen girls are until you're an adult frick man.
Probably binge drink and play WoW all over again
It's not time travel. You just look younger again
So you would have to be 17 in 2023? I would slay egirl pussy and probably go outside and do shit more than I did when I was 17
I bet any of us would repeat the same mistakes again
immediately log into myspace and start jacking off to the saucy photos of all the hoes that never talked to me. again.
Drop out of highschool, work as much as possible, and as soon as I turned 18 I'd put as much money into BTC as possible, once I had 10,000 or so I would sit on that until it peaked and then cash out.
oof
Bet he wishes he was 17 again if you know what I mean
he probably wishes he could rope
Now I understand why his older self was played by Matthew Perry in the movie who doesn't look anything like Zefron. Real life imitating art strikes again.
eh, still mogs 90% of men
glaze
Is that supposed to be walled? I’d strangle 100 puppies to look like that
It's not that he's walled but he got a bogged chin
He's also got a roid gut
could play liver king in a biopic
Do everything but worse because my mental state would be the same and I need alcohol and prescriptions to function
I'd still be stuck in my shitty town with shitty parents, so I'm gonna spend the next 2 years lifting and working part time so when I go to university I would be physically fit and have some money to rent a place without roommates.
Frick up again.
rip to the one girl that became a drug addict when i stopped hanging out with her
she even wished me a happy birthday once totally unprompted after we hadn't talked for months
i never wished her a happy birthday
Oh yeah, I know her. I fricked her ass and sold her dope. She never mentioned you
she was ugly af so im not that torn up about it, my standards have just lowered a lot since i was 12
>the one girl who genuinely liked you
i'll take things that never happened for 200, alex
Same, I did love ruining my chances of getting a gf.
real, this happened way more than I would like to acknowledge
why does left girl have her elbow dislocated?
>If I time travel
Get a head start on studying early instead of wasting it playing video games so I don't have to do it now. Stop my friend from becoming a troony by getting him the help he needs.
>If it's modern day
Nothing really changes.
probably try and get laid so I don't have to worry about it 7 years later
Save up money for when israelites start trying to short Gamestop and roped Redditors into holding for as long as possible
Join some sports team or at least start lifting then try my best to have sex
Does it work like in the movie or do is it like my mind gets placed inside 17 year old me back in 2009?
i cut the bullshit and enter the matrix for real
The only thing 17 year old me had that I dont now was a full head of hair and a slightly skinnier waistline. I'm 31 and only gained 5 pounds since then.
Yeah, things don't really start going downhill untill 35. That's when you get the first foreverpains.
Actually, my body went downhill in my early 20's. I had horrible body image issues and just stopped trying to take care of myself.
I finally got over it before I turned 30 and pursued my femboy body I always wanted. I'm almost done, but the awkward transformation part has me looking like a boy still going through puberty.
Sex with 15 year old girls. Alright alright alright
I don’t miss being a teen at all. But if I had to be 17 again I guess I’d just keep doing what I am now. Working, reading, playing guitar. I guess I could get rich off crypto or whatever.
I am 18 rn so I dunno, maybe exercise and study more.
i'd definitely hook up with laura at the senior send off dance, that's for sure. 25 years later my friends still remind me of that fail. otherwise 17 was a great time. wouldn't change much.
I would’ve killed my mother if I thought I could make it look like an accident. Also I would’ve treated my father and Philip nicer. I don’t really even hate his wife but she is a fricking handful to deal with. I mean that in the least offensive way possible. It’s not like she has any bearing on something she was born with.
>Be me
>Walk out of highschool into a heavy labor, six-figure job
>Only work half the year
>Once I get my first check (4k! I was so excited) ask the girl who crushed on me in high school out on a date
>First date: We go to a mall
>Second date: We watch Sherlock at her mom's place
>Third date: I try to get us to go ice skating, we watch Doctor Who at her mom's place
etc.
If my bitter modern self went back to inhabit my hopeful idealistic 17 year old body, I'd probably work for two or three years and make sure my Mom's has enough cash until her death then suicide myself going after Epstein. Might as well try and do something good.