>pick hottest girl >see if I can successfully rizz her >if not, rape her and toss her out of the airlock >rinse and repeat as many times as necessary
its funny that most of you would want sex even though you've never experienced it ever in your miserable lives. Now shut the frick up and suck my wiener
>its funny that most of you would want sex even though you've never experienced it ever in your miserable lives. >ha! You WANT something you've never experienced? Bit curious, no?
>its funny that most of you would want sex even though you've never experienced it ever in your miserable lives. >ha! You WANT something you've never experienced? Bit curious, no?
Why go to all the trouble of trying to seduce someone who would turn on you the moment she finds out the truth when you can just keep her drugged as a warm human sex doll?
>movie starts out the same way, from Pratt's perspective, but at some point JLaw discovers that like half the women on the ship are missing and it turns out Pratt is a serial rapist/killer who's done this dozens of times already, rest of the movie is JLaw fighting to stay alive
Would've been way more compelling
I fricking hate the ending of this one. there's no way in a million years she would have forgiven him for what he did. would have preferred a murder suicide ending.
Movie should have started with her waking up in the space ship. The entire sequence showing his life alone should have been skipped.
She finds out what she did and she hates him for it.
He redeems himself by saving the ship - but dies wile doing so.
She ends up alone on the ship - The movie ends with her looking at the people in cryosleep, while she ponders waking up one of them herself.
The moral of the story was accepting the life you were given and making the most with the cards dealt to you. The story is also about forgiveness. There is light and darkness, weakness and strength to the story and it’s well balanced
Your idea of the movie is just bleak and forgettable with no core message.
Picked a hotter girl
yep
But they were all in cryostasis
bro, same thing I always do.
just open my ass and let her peg me something fierce.
Brain rot
its funny that most of you would want sex even though you've never experienced it ever in your miserable lives. Now shut the frick up and suck my wiener
>its funny that most of you would want sex even though you've never experienced it ever in your miserable lives.
>ha! You WANT something you've never experienced? Bit curious, no?
Zesty b***h. You need a breaking.
Got yo busssy moist thug.
Pretty good deal. They never have to work. Only thing would bum me out if not walking though forests and under a blue sky
But yeah I’d probably last 2-3 years before ejecting myself into space
Just go back to sleep bro.
Don't think I'd rape and murder her like he did. Not my style.
Turn the ship 360 degrees and fly back
>wait but then you would be going in the same direction...
Anon, this joke is older than you are, lurk at least one year before posting.
rape the robot
Drink alcohol
Kms
he'sa robot he has moron strength. good luck
Correct. Repeatedly.
Keep her in a medically induced coma.
Yeah you could probably thaw her out without waking her up.
Why go to all the trouble of trying to seduce someone who would turn on you the moment she finds out the truth when you can just keep her drugged as a warm human sex doll?
wake up everyone for shits and giggles
>pick hottest girl
>see if I can successfully rizz her
>if not, rape her and toss her out of the airlock
>rinse and repeat as many times as necessary
>see if I can successfully rizz her
Seems like an unnecessary extra step.
>movie starts out the same way, from Pratt's perspective, but at some point JLaw discovers that like half the women on the ship are missing and it turns out Pratt is a serial rapist/killer who's done this dozens of times already, rest of the movie is JLaw fighting to stay alive
Would've been way more compelling
>entire thread filled with dumb rape fantasies
it's all so tiresome
>rape fantasies
>dumb
make me a sandwich wahman
correction: dumb AND boring
Nothing and that's what nobody did.
Lil bit of rape but prolly not as there's likely much hotter women to not wake up and rape
Open female pods (but keeping them sedated) and start raping them faster than grandma and Eminem combined
I fricking hate the ending of this one. there's no way in a million years she would have forgiven him for what he did. would have preferred a murder suicide ending.
You underestimate how badly a 5/10 wants a Chad.
For the rest of my life on that ship I'd use the sealed door to the Captains quarters as my personal toilet and I would pile my shit up.
>jennifer lawrence
Don't talk to the fricking a.i.
Movie should have started with her waking up in the space ship. The entire sequence showing his life alone should have been skipped.
She finds out what she did and she hates him for it.
He redeems himself by saving the ship - but dies wile doing so.
She ends up alone on the ship - The movie ends with her looking at the people in cryosleep, while she ponders waking up one of them herself.
IFIFY
The moral of the story was accepting the life you were given and making the most with the cards dealt to you. The story is also about forgiveness. There is light and darkness, weakness and strength to the story and it’s well balanced
Your idea of the movie is just bleak and forgettable with no core message.
It’s a good thing you aren’t a writer.
What are some other lost in space films? Picrel is my fave so far.
>What would you do?
listen
Pry the watch off a 1st class passenger to get the good food.
The passenger wouldn’t be too happy about that
It’s set like 100+ years in the future yet the AI is like 2015 tier
>giant interstellar generation-ship has zero fricking redundancy
I get it, it sets up the whole premise and all, but still infuriates me