What would you do?

What would you do?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    rape

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cum on the ledge or off the ledge?
      Keep in mind there's a 50% chance the wind blows it back in your face

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated post

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      End the thread. Rape rape rape

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hot damn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      tittyfrick rape to be precise

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    use the rope to make one of those tension harness things then fall to my death while trying to climb down because I did it wrong

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't get up there in the first place

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, it's like crawling into some narrow cave fissure. Sane, intelligent people just don't do it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Utterly wrong. White people, intelligent people, do things like this. The issue here is they are women. At the very least they should have let somebody else know where they were going. Climbing the tower is a White person thing however.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          White people climb mountains and explore the deep sea, and even space. Some white people are morons who get stuck in crevices or climb old cell phone towers.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Utterly wrong. White people, intelligent people, do things like this. The issue here is they are women. At the very least they should have let somebody else know where they were going. Climbing the tower is a White person thing however.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fricked up thing about this movie is they got up there trying to parallel park

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The human body has a 50+% chance to survive terminal velocity. You just need to spread out during the fall and then straighten up before you hit the ground. Your legs will get fricked, but you'll be okay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can literally just jump off and be fine. There's a reason the vast majority of suicide attempts from skyscrapers don't succeed, the updraft against a structure that tall is tremendous, most of the time you won't even get injured when you land the updraft slows your decent so much.

      This doesn't sound right. At that height falling onto sand is like hitting concrete.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can literally just jump off and be fine. There's a reason the vast majority of suicide attempts from skyscrapers don't succeed, the updraft against a structure that tall is tremendous, most of the time you won't even get injured when you land the updraft slows your decent so much.

      Black folk a 50ft fall will kill yall.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just land on your shoulder then pop it back into place. It's easy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't fall faster than 120mph. Yes, it will frick you up, but if you don't land on your head you can survive it.

          all those people that jumped during 9/11 are fine and living full lives now.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            9/11 was a hologram. Nice try though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't fall faster than 120mph. Yes, it will frick you up, but if you don't land on your head you can survive it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then you're just shattered, bleeding, and unconcious in the middle of the desert with nobody around to help you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can literally just jump off and be fine. There's a reason the vast majority of suicide attempts from skyscrapers don't succeed, the updraft against a structure that tall is tremendous, most of the time you won't even get injured when you land the updraft slows your decent so much.

      These are the two most batshit insane posts I've seen here on Cinemaphile outside of /x/ and /b/ for the past 2 years.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's lots of cases of skydivers jumping from thousands of feet in the air, their parachutes not deploying at all, yet they still survive. Almost everyone who dies from a high fall dies because they freak out and land like idiots. If you stay calm you can literally hit the ground running and not even get injured.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2s5u5c

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That shit only works for cats, they are nearly immune to fall damage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that how Peggy Hill survived?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can literally just jump off and be fine. There's a reason the vast majority of suicide attempts from skyscrapers don't succeed, the updraft against a structure that tall is tremendous, most of the time you won't even get injured when you land the updraft slows your decent so much.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    rape both (in Groundhog's Day)

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >honk honk
    >jump off satisfied

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, the blonde is a 10/10.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have climbing stuff. Just climb down.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill and eat both of them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Drink their milk to survive, feed them your fluid so they can survive in an endless cycle

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be charming enough to make them want to have sex with me and then spill my spaghetti once it comes time to actually have sex.

    I've done this many, many times.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pushes them off in embarrasment

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, at NYE I hung out with a new group of friends and a bunch of them were doing ecstasy. The cutest girl didn't feel well and I took care of her. Once she felt better the high must have fully set in because she became super horny for me and we made out the whole time. I suggested to head to my place, which we did. As we arrived she undressed and laid down on my bed and spread her legs and just looked at me. It was BY FAR the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life and when I pulled down my underpants they slightly chafed my rock hard dick, but that was literally all it took. I blew a HUGE load into my hands and pants. Couldn't get hard afterwards and she shortly after feel asleep. I laid down next to her, about an hour later she woke up and put on her clothes and took a blanket and went to sleep on my couch. I am not making this up.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why wouldn't she cuddle with you?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he was still covered in cum

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Many such cases

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn dude that is unfortunate I'm sorry to hear that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        jesus fricking christ

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like you're complaining about having sex, sex haver

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        MDMA in combination with alcohol makes you blackout *very* easy. You're probably lucky she didn't accuse you of raping her.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You're probably lucky she didn't accuse you of raping her.
          You don't take ecstasy if you don't want to have sex.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he took a drunk blacked out girl home in current year
        You are clinically moronic yes?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do that all time and never had issues. Condoms are your friends.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Condom sex isn’t even worth it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is underwear made of? Sandpaper?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like an x-rated episode of Frasier

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.
        many such cases

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A man of culture and class.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fast Travel to the nearest liberated outpost. Clearly they're in an Ubisoft game and that's just one of one hundred fricking towers.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rope the phone to the drone
    >gently land it instead of dropping in a shoe

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd push her off and stand on her as we both fall down and then right before we hit the ground I simply jump up off her body before it explodes on the ground, and then I land safe and sound.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove the pole so we're able to scissor comfortably.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the premise of this movie really that they climbed up a pole and can't climb back down. That's moronic. I hate women so much it's unreal.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably try and jerk off one last time but lose my footing and fall off (I'd continue jerking off until I hit the ground)

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aim for the bushes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >aim for the bushes
      THERE GOES MY HERO

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would listen to them and thats what no one did

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOOK HERE! LOOK LISTEN!

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. I would

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jump then jump again before I hit the ground.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if it's Elden Ring physics and the double jump doesn't reset your velocity?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sv_gravity 1

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shimmy down, how hard could it be?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Climb down.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jump down, but make sure I roll when I hit the foor

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long do they realistically need to survive for before someone would spot them?
    Drink eachother's piss and you can probably survive a week or more.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Theyd have diarrhea after awhile and have to shart off the tower

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Break some off a piece metal platform I’m standing on
    >throw it down and wait 5 seconds
    >jump off the and catch up to the falling piece of metal platform
    >stand on the metal platform in mid air
    >dive off it as I am still going down but now though it’s a dramatically safer fall distance due to the velocity and other scientific factors that are hard to explain
    >Surrvive

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    walk to the shallow end

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not go up

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >catched

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fly the phone down on the drone

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a boner that could not be ignored.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    movie seems pretty good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        boobs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good camerawork

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice. looks like my ex.
      She was a big booba prostitute also

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never doing that shit without a parachute

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have this thing where I'm not really afraid of heights but I keep thinking about throwing myself off if I am at a rooftop or a high floor. I don't look out the window on a tall building because of that.
    I'd jump if I were up there.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Break off the platform they're standing on, flip it mid-fall, then grab onto the pole and sail down like Mary Poppins

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would those guys who stole their car after realising they were trapped up there be charged with murder?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      illegals don't get charged

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