I had a fear of heights as a child which mostly went away, but it comes back whenever I haven't been up something even slightly high for a while. the exposure cures it.
some years ago I was in a small quarry which had been turned into a 'natural' swimming lake, and one one side there was a sharp incline up the rocks to a point 25 feet up where you could jump off into the water. I was fine with the height at the jumping off, but there was sand/dust at the mid point, and the rock sloped downwards and outwards. I slipped a couple of times and just foresaw my toes being mangled and the skin taken off my hands and limbs - freaked me out and I panicked, which is unlike me.
managed to climb up the rest of it and humping off was relaxing, just to be away from it.
my plan if I slipped was to run and jump off the side into the water, but there were some parts that had an underhang that stuck out and I might not have cleared it.
felt like a small version of this vid, the slipping and helplessness, really can't do anything about it, nowhere to hold.
It's a big problem on the internet these days. You see a video of a dog wearing a silly hat and the top comment will be some overdone "joke" where they write an essay how it's Faustian and represents the human condition and shit like that. This has extended to actual serious videos, but they still read into it too much like a pseudo intellectual. A video simply can't be psychologically scary for the sake of it - no, these morons must needlessly dissect it and then interpret the shape of the guts like some ancient superstitious pagan
is it really a problem though? ur literally doing the exact same thing.... dissecting someone's dissection, which is hypocritical, salty and far more narcissistic
>"The curtains are blue" >a normal person: Ah yes, the curtains are indeed blue >a pretentious gay: The blue represents a gradual descent into a depressive state that is best exemplified by the subject it describes, that of which is a curtain. It is a material that weaves back and forth from even the slightest breeze, thus perfectly representing the frail, malleable nature of the human mind.
make that scene only last 5 minutes, have the protagonist manage to grab the ledge above and then have her traverse some fricked up lovecraftian landscape as she tries to not go insane
god what a fricking boring premise
It's a statement on how doomed (inevitable death looming) unprivileged and disadvantaged (broken leg) are. Everyone here saying THEY could succeed, because you have those privileges , is exactly the point its trying to bring out in the viewers.
Why does her blood appear in the concrete in front of her?
I dont understand am I just low IQ how the frick do you gauge "this is about depression" from this? Because she's struggling? Finding your lost sock is a struggle can I say this is a metaphor for finding my house keys?
The chain was her last chance but it wasn’t enough to offset the rain making the concrete slippery. The point was even her best efforts weren’t enough; she was just doomed.
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Rain would also make her clothes wet, which would strengthen her grip.
Any addict who gets "clean" is just addicted to the sympathy they receive from telling every fricking person they meet how hard their life has been and continues to be
i'm ashamed in Cinemaphile the youtube comments are bad enough but jesus you guys are next level. when did we get flooded with double digit IQ Black folk that get filtered so hard by a tension-inducing 10 minute short?
I have absolutely perfect and precise biomechanical control over my body. I would turn slightly so I can plant one of my feet and since I have a 20 foot vertical leap (only 10 since I'd have to use one leg) I would throw myself upwards and with superior upper body strength would easily grab the ledge and pull myself to safety.
Nothing, it's literally anxiety porn. Zero plot, zero resolution, zero quality. Just here's a nightmare scenario impossible to get out of and inevitable death or worse, considering the noises. Just watch and get increasingly anxious the entire time until the inevitable happens and you realize you've wasted those minutes of your life. Short film makers are a waste of oxygen.
It's a statement on how doomed (inevitable death looming) unprivileged and disadvantaged (broken leg) are. Everyone here saying THEY could succeed, because you have those privileges , is exactly the point its trying to bring out in the viewers.
Ah, as opposed to the chance to either die an ignominious death in the trenches or to languish under a new leadership class which didn't demolish their predecessor's privilege, merely occupied its office
I'd spit on both hands (in fact i'd hawk up phlegm as well), then I would rub it into circles to pick up dirt and dust. Then I would slowly push my way backwards till I was diagonal to the hole. Then I would barely slowly strip down, and put the clothes and shoes underneath me as wedges ( ball them up into a ball). Then when I'm on top of it, i'd leap up to the ledge and pull myself over.
You can't do anything, that's the point. It's a situation that puropsefully has no escape and any scenario you imagine to get out of it just wouldn't work. You'd slip and fall, and any tool you claim to always carry around your person won't be there.
That said >Get up as fast as possible, at this point you slip and your center of gravity is already beyond the curve >Rush to the nearest wall on the side as you're falling >Try to push on the perpendicular wall with your palm with enough force that you throw yourself toward the curve >Give a jump, pray you can grab the top
like another anon said, with a broken leg folded under you, broken finger, and recent head injury.
the incline is steeper in the vid, and no run-up possible.
the far edge where the side is might help, but you'd have to be used to climbing things and small, light frame.
considering she would slip every time she made the slightest movement, it might not even be possible to reach the side.
you could try things, but from her predicament chances were slim to none.
you want to reassure yourself that you wouldn't be trapped if it was you, but who knows.
she was trying, but she didn't make it.
situations like this are why I always carrying a bag of that special sticky powder that climbers use, and a little rope with a foldable grappling hook on it.
not a fan of the hyperdramatised melodramas they have in asia.
very likely there's a scene in that film where he or a woman or both are giving extended teary monologues talking about morals that don't exist in their societies
What's the point of this? She struggles really hard to try to get up but to what end? She is not getting out, especially not with a broken leg. What a boring waste of 9 minutes. kys op
wait til its nighttime and temperatures are below freezing, take off clothes, tie them all together as strong as possible, piss on them and flop them over on top of structure, wait for them freeze, happily climb up
only other option is to take out ur teeth and use them to scrape foot holds into the concrete
>Professor talking about how injuries and hazards are a part of life and to avoid them entirely would be crazy and you'd have to never go outside >Have to awkwardly nod knowing I did exactly just that for over 2 years
1. move very slowly and deliberately. Kick off your shoes
2. dry your hands, rip your shirt and wrap them around to increase friction
3. shimmy to the right
press your back into the corner
4. slowly work your way to standing and get up to the ledge
I'd slide to my presumed death.
I have prurigo nodularis, and decades of corticosteroid creams have essentially turned my musclature and bones to dust.
I'm fricking doomed, lads. I would sacrifice myself for you if it might help, but that's about all I could do.
I had a similar skin problem for 12 years before it went away.
was driving me insane, couldn't sleep sometimes because of the feeling of my skin being eaten away. turned me into a shut in and more or less ruined my life.
saw doctors, and then a specialist. nothing seemed to help much since it always came right back.
i tried a lot of different things, one good thing was speaking to a nurse practitioner who was also an eczema specialist; I asked about a non steroidal cream and she prescribed one that was new at the time called elidel 1%. worked, and I felt better mentally because I wasn't harming the skin either.
things that helped long term:
cool showers and no scrubbing, instead of baths.
no soap - I had been using a soap subsistute for some time but I even stopped with that. had also used a prescribed emollient.
the way I used that was to put it on once a day and only have it on for half the day, leaving the other half of the day with my skin able to breathe.
building up my sun exposure, not to irritate but to gently change the way it worked.
changing my pillow and sheets often, and washing them and my clothes in non biological eco-friendly washing powder.
my diet was generally alright, but avoid acidic stuff and sugars.
for vitamins, high dose vitamin d3, 2000iu, cod liver oil or other fish oil for omegas, vit C.
fresh air, reducing stress, avoiding air conditioning or central heating
Thanks for the tips, you took your time to type all that and I really appreciate it very much fren
It's such an absolute fricking c**t: >turned me into a shut in and more or less ruined my life
Bingo. Sorry you went through that, I know the feeling very well, my lad.
trial and error, elimination of foods to see if any make it worse, inclusion of good foods on trial basis to see if any improve it.
be patient and consider stress/environnent/living conditions to be a part of it
ive specifically been training pullups from a relaxed, stretched position purely from autism where I feel im not getting a full range of motion if im not starting limp, legs hanging from the ground. I'm confident with a quick explosive movement, I could toss myself up an inch just high enough to lock my leg over the edge. Once my leg and at least 1 hand are up, im good. I'd also take off the shoes.
look at those weedy arms, this dude has spent his entire life sitting in front of a computer screen, whining about videogames and wallowing in self-pitty. he couldn't do 1 pull up to save his life.
one motherfricker did this at the curve in town. He leaned back too far and rippen down that concrete wall below him. I guess it slid him about two meters before he landed in a bottomless pit.
They still use the same curve, but there's a huge smear of blood going down towards the chasm.
one motherfricker did this at the curve in town. He leaned back too far and rippen down that concrete wall below him. I guess it slid him about two meters before he landed in a bottomless pit.
They still use the same curve, but there's a huge smear of blood going down towards the chasm.
one motherfricker did this at the curve in town. He leaned back too far and rippen down that concrete wall below him. I guess it slid him about two meters before he landed in a bottomless pit.
They still use the same curve, but there's a huge smear of blood going down towards the chasm.
one motherfricker did this at the curve in town. He leaned back too far and rippen down that concrete wall below him. I guess it slid him about two meters before he landed in a bottomless pit.
They still use the same curve, but there's a huge smear of blood going down towards the chasm.
Most movies are just interesting premises and scenarios that cannot and should not be expanded on. I could come up with 3 that would make good short films but nothing worth making an hour long feature over.
1. man trapped on a little lifeboat floating out at sea for the whole thing, sailors tricks don't help him.
2. two girls trapped at the top of a really tall tower
3. woman shuts herself in a panic room because of burglars
4. table moves around a bit
5......?
6...... your own idea
NTA but have 3 more
1. trapped movie - veterinarian gets trapped in their offices before their assistant goes on a one week vacation, passes out because whatever, locked in. Has to eat the animals one by one, finale is the pitbull he saved for last ends up eating him.
2. shortform romcom - Down on his luck Mormon vacuum cleaner salesman realizes you can shove your dick in the tube and it'll make you nut, meets cute and marries a door-to-door """back massager""" vibrator saleswoman, their success selling together catches up with them in their conservative area, he takes the fall for her and gets sentenced to a year in jail, ending is the warden giving him one of his vacuums as a "thank you"
3. trapped movie - man realizes there's a literal hole in the wall at his favorite bar/club, decides to live inside of it. Drinks and eats free for months, ending is he gets cask of amontillado'd sealed inside when they patch the wall.
how about this one
1. guy posts on an image board all the time at night, someone starts posting as him whenever he's offline, taking the credit for his jokes but also making better ones and coming up with more interesting ideas.
leaves his webcam on while away for a day or two, comes back and sees someone who looks like him using his computer to post.
title of the film is 'samegay'
I feel like you could make a blockbuster movie of a guy waking up in captivity w no memory of being there, have him tortured for 3 hrs and in the end he dies brutally w no explanation. Sundance would absolutely eat that up.
Hear me out. Make it a metaphor for transphobia or capitalism or something. Dude gets his limbs cut off over the course of 2 hours then raped then burned horrifically then it ends. I think I could get very very rich. Teenage girls are extremely stupid
still the best thread on Cinemaphile
more images of possible ways out is what is needed
in the old days, this thread would have been full within the hour
I once convinced a girl I'd spent the day with that I didn't exist - she was a bit freaked out. saw her the next morning and after that she never spoke to me again.
it was luck and retroactive observations.
plus she must have been someone who was typically open to odd things.
pointed out in the afternoon how earlier in the day the other people in the room never interacted with me, that I'd only spoken indirectly through her, that I had no reflection visible in the train window while we were standing, and various other details throughout the day.
it just fit well together.
i did something similar once with another girl, we were walking round in the evening in the rain together and I was making up little stories of unusual things, then a few minutes later we'd turn a corner and something would be happening there that fit with the story I'd previously told - 4-5 things in a row, and she became mildly spooked and gave me a wild look.
haha, I can see it when I read it back, the second half of it.
i don't know why it happened, I'd always been fit, eaten healthily. but you can always be fitter, healthier, cleaner.
Not everything needs a cinematic universe chud. Sometimes it’s best to just leave it be once it’s over, makes it more intriguing you know? Not knowing everything all the time? Kind of ruins the suspense like in all modern movies where the audience is constantly reminded of EVERYTHING
>my attention is fricked isn't it
No it's just a really uninteresting short that does absolutely nothing with the concept it presents.
It's just 9 minutes of some woman breating heavily into a microphone and looking at her hand.
Totally wasted idea.
This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll you how I got trapped on a concrete curve in the middle of nowhere
If you do the rituals right you open a portal at the bottom that teleports you to the good timeline where 9/11 never happened, the mid-00's never ended, and big titty goth gfs are still a thing.
>all these brainlets ITT taking the whole scene literally and trying to come up with a way to get out of it
it's an allegory for depression, an inescapable and hopeless situation with no way out
there are countless ways to 'defeat' this trap, but the point of the film is to show that the character is stuck, so to list how you would escape the situation is senseless, it misses the point.
A sixteen hour film where the main character reads a printed manual of clever Cinemaphile posts and tries each in succession to prove that they do not work would be a waste of time.
some times in films we must suspend disbelief.
even if the situation was escapable, to even suggest your method is pointless. nobody cares how clever or daring or flexible you are, you clearly are not smart enough to grasp the concept of storytelling, we must accept the premise of a story before we can understand what it tries to tell us.
if you dont like the film thats fine, it doesn't mean you would be able to escape in this situation, you could not because the film demands that you could not.
a previous poster commented that this film is an allegory for depression. i would suggest that a common theme of mental illness is the outsiders view of how simple a situation appears to them. in which case the film has succeeded tremendously.
why so many weaklings whine about it in this thread. too bleak for you? you post here and you hate on that message of feeling trapped to death with only way to go: DOWN to your death? i think yall whiners protest 2 much, can't accept why it actually resonates with you and you can't stand it. talk to a social worker.
I’ve done parkour for 12 years and I think the solution to to run up the vertical wall to his left. Trying to walk up the curved surface is more difficult because it’s sloping you downward. You connect with the other wall at a 90 degree immediately and while the wall is higher you can just get enough height from it and then grab onto the wall you came from. The run up would be a bit odd but it might genuinely be easier to keep your balance standing on the curved surface in this direction.
What's the timestamp on her having a broken leg?
I don't remember that, I just thought her leg was in an awkward position bend underneath her, but not broken.
Due to several months of a diet consisting of zinc, eggs, walnuts and pickled onions I would jerk off and cum thick ropes of sticky viscus love fluid all over my bare hands and feet. With this I would then roll over and use my superior physical ability (from years of rock climbing and being a MALE) to easily climb out with very little effort even with a broken leg.
Bend my other leg backwords and use it with my hands as a lift to push me up until I can reach the ledge. It would hurt like hell with a broken leg but if a guy can cut his hand off I can do it. Kind of like a reverse sissy squat.
Die. There’s literally nothing you can do to gain any purchase on that concrete surface. Especially with a broken leg and shoes with a smooth bottom.
use my hands and legs to stand and then do some parkour shit to get up
kick off my shoes and socks and use my sticky feet to climb up
Sticky feet? Okay, Peter Parker.
i dont have sticky hands so im like half man half spiderman
I'm like half man, half amazing
what if they called you The Half-Amazing Manspider
The Interesting Arachniboy
theres an edge to the right
What movie?
Curve, short film
my palms feels funny now
I had a fear of heights as a child which mostly went away, but it comes back whenever I haven't been up something even slightly high for a while. the exposure cures it.
some years ago I was in a small quarry which had been turned into a 'natural' swimming lake, and one one side there was a sharp incline up the rocks to a point 25 feet up where you could jump off into the water. I was fine with the height at the jumping off, but there was sand/dust at the mid point, and the rock sloped downwards and outwards. I slipped a couple of times and just foresaw my toes being mangled and the skin taken off my hands and limbs - freaked me out and I panicked, which is unlike me.
managed to climb up the rest of it and humping off was relaxing, just to be away from it.
my plan if I slipped was to run and jump off the side into the water, but there were some parts that had an underhang that stuck out and I might not have cleared it.
felt like a small version of this vid, the slipping and helplessness, really can't do anything about it, nowhere to hold.
that image made me think of some odd anxious horror scenarios i was thinking of when i was a kid as i was falling asleep.
I want my 10 minutes back
>One of the first YouTube comments is how it's a metaphor for depression
It's obviously a metaphor for gooning.
It's a big problem on the internet these days. You see a video of a dog wearing a silly hat and the top comment will be some overdone "joke" where they write an essay how it's Faustian and represents the human condition and shit like that. This has extended to actual serious videos, but they still read into it too much like a pseudo intellectual. A video simply can't be psychologically scary for the sake of it - no, these morons must needlessly dissect it and then interpret the shape of the guts like some ancient superstitious pagan
Brainlet moment
is it really a problem though? ur literally doing the exact same thing.... dissecting someone's dissection, which is hypocritical, salty and far more narcissistic
>"The curtains are blue"
>a normal person: Ah yes, the curtains are indeed blue
>a pretentious gay: The blue represents a gradual descent into a depressive state that is best exemplified by the subject it describes, that of which is a curtain. It is a material that weaves back and forth from even the slightest breeze, thus perfectly representing the frail, malleable nature of the human mind.
Interesting premise.
9 minutes that felt like an hour
God she's so ugly. Looks like Paul Dano.
Can you consume a piece of media without thinking about your dick for once? Holy shit man.
Just watch 10 seconds then fast forward to the end. Its a huge waste of fricking time.
make that scene only last 5 minutes, have the protagonist manage to grab the ledge above and then have her traverse some fricked up lovecraftian landscape as she tries to not go insane
god what a fricking boring premise
>and then have her traverse some fricked up lovecraftian landscape as she tries to not go insane
Why? Sounds even more moronic.
Why were there so many shots of her looking at her hand
All the comments are like freshman college essays
Skipped through the entire thing. Literally nothing fricking happens. Glad i didnt waste 10 minutes on this
The charges?
Why does her blood appear in the concrete in front of her?
I think it was meant to be that other people died but the timing does make it look like it's just mirroring hers
The fricking comments in this video will never fail to make me want to kill myself.
I dont understand am I just low IQ how the frick do you gauge "this is about depression" from this? Because she's struggling? Finding your lost sock is a struggle can I say this is a metaphor for finding my house keys?
i just realized i watched one of those YT movie recaps for this. had no idea it's a short. the recap was almost as long as the movie
>YT movie recaps
that shit is like crack, I hate it
thankfully they got really stale lately. kinda went over all the actually obscure or silly movies already
so WTF happened at the end? she got out? how?
Simple, she fell , Black person
that doesnt make any fricking sense, she had the chain around her hand for leverage
The chain was her last chance but it wasn’t enough to offset the rain making the concrete slippery. The point was even her best efforts weren’t enough; she was just doomed.
Rain would also make her clothes wet, which would strengthen her grip.
lol
Depressiontard's constant need to b***h about depression being literally impossible to overcome is so annoying.
>mental defectives project their defect onto fricking everything
So tired of these comments
youtube comments are always more entertaining that the video lol
Any addict who gets "clean" is just addicted to the sympathy they receive from telling every fricking person they meet how hard their life has been and continues to be
not skip leg day and not end up like this no muscle b***h
I hate shit like this, it's lazy & stupid.
looks like the kind of meme movie that's taylor-made for reddit
Why didn't she just orient herself horizontally to stop herself from falling and then climb up?
i'm ashamed in Cinemaphile the youtube comments are bad enough but jesus you guys are next level. when did we get flooded with double digit IQ Black folk that get filtered so hard by a tension-inducing 10 minute short?
>no ending
whoa....so deep... mom look I'm a real artist
I used the >>10 seconds button to skip through the majority of this. Can't believe this made boomers and zoomers shit their pants.
I have absolutely perfect and precise biomechanical control over my body. I would turn slightly so I can plant one of my feet and since I have a 20 foot vertical leap (only 10 since I'd have to use one leg) I would throw myself upwards and with superior upper body strength would easily grab the ledge and pull myself to safety.
I hope somebody films you bouncing off the wall, boss man.
It's okay anon, you can do the talking; I'll solve the issues that require force. We'll get out of it together
Reminds me of that dumb Platform food movie that was memed a few years ago
Short film called Curve.
It's real life, someone fell into the gaping hell maw that spawned after the saudi's blew up the world trade center.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DT1RRO7qw0c
>saudis
Funny way you have of saying "Israelis"
stand up and do pull-up
Call 911
Nothing, it's literally anxiety porn. Zero plot, zero resolution, zero quality. Just here's a nightmare scenario impossible to get out of and inevitable death or worse, considering the noises. Just watch and get increasingly anxious the entire time until the inevitable happens and you realize you've wasted those minutes of your life. Short film makers are a waste of oxygen.
I can't believe it's actually ten minutes long.
It's a statement on how doomed (inevitable death looming) unprivileged and disadvantaged (broken leg) are. Everyone here saying THEY could succeed, because you have those privileges , is exactly the point its trying to bring out in the viewers.
in capitalism, I should've mentioned.
I hope your mom dies
Better dead than red! All commies will hang!
Ah, as opposed to the chance to either die an ignominious death in the trenches or to languish under a new leadership class which didn't demolish their predecessor's privilege, merely occupied its office
There are a few good holds, going barefeet would probably help
I'd spit on both hands (in fact i'd hawk up phlegm as well), then I would rub it into circles to pick up dirt and dust. Then I would slowly push my way backwards till I was diagonal to the hole. Then I would barely slowly strip down, and put the clothes and shoes underneath me as wedges ( ball them up into a ball). Then when I'm on top of it, i'd leap up to the ledge and pull myself over.
I'd say it'd take me like 2 minutes.
Why not just coom on your hands?
You can't do anything, that's the point. It's a situation that puropsefully has no escape and any scenario you imagine to get out of it just wouldn't work. You'd slip and fall, and any tool you claim to always carry around your person won't be there.
That said
>Get up as fast as possible, at this point you slip and your center of gravity is already beyond the curve
>Rush to the nearest wall on the side as you're falling
>Try to push on the perpendicular wall with your palm with enough force that you throw yourself toward the curve
>Give a jump, pray you can grab the top
Anons have already given perfectly functional strategies for getting out. You're just feminized.
not my fault that you're a stupid idiot moron failure
I would make sweet love to her.
do a 360 and fly away
Jerk off, roll my cum into a sticky paste and climb out.
This is genuinely an option when you think about it
You couldnt possibly produce that much cum, especially in that situation.
I wouldn't have done anything. I would have listened.
And that's what no one trapped there did.
I am 100% convinced that I could get up from this position and jump onto the ledge. It's basically like a miniramp.
Forgot my image.
like another anon said, with a broken leg folded under you, broken finger, and recent head injury.
the incline is steeper in the vid, and no run-up possible.
the far edge where the side is might help, but you'd have to be used to climbing things and small, light frame.
considering she would slip every time she made the slightest movement, it might not even be possible to reach the side.
>dont try just sit there and wait to die
Pathetic
Also this, manlets btfo
you could try things, but from her predicament chances were slim to none.
you want to reassure yourself that you wouldn't be trapped if it was you, but who knows.
she was trying, but she didn't make it.
situations like this are why I always carrying a bag of that special sticky powder that climbers use, and a little rope with a foldable grappling hook on it.
Are you really telling me you carry a grappling hook on your person at all times
Easy
Now try this with a broken leg
>that image
wtf
wtf does having a broken leg have to do with this scenario? I feel like if that was the point in this discussion it would be pretty cut and dry case.
you can see the wire pulling him up from the back of his trousers.
meds
kys schizo
>stand up
>walk out
???
Activate my latent wallrunning powers and flip myself out of there.
>horror film based on amerilards not being able to do a single pull up
Most olympic medals, most attractive people. Cope.
>Most olympic medals
now do per population
>most attractive people
lol
lmao
go ahead and post flag thirdie
>now just measure your success in this extremely moronic way that benefits my point
>no rebuttal because your people look like dogshit
Wait for my step bro to save me
Climb out
Done
Is he ok?
Yes, he survived. They arrested him afterwards for "criminal mischief".
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/watch-man-arrested-after-he-jumps-into-9-11-memorial-pool-in-new-york-4471530
why was he bleeding
Just for fun
Dog
Is this another one of those Korean movies that would make me cry manly tears?
not a fan of the hyperdramatised melodramas they have in asia.
very likely there's a scene in that film where he or a woman or both are giving extended teary monologues talking about morals that don't exist in their societies
I'm thinking more along the lines of A Taxi Driver and Joint Security Area.
Right in the feels.
This sort of shit fascinates me
That was so avoidable. What's wrong with chinksects?
>higher IQ than Amerimutts despite 5x the population
This guy crashes 4 times in a single intersection and still thinks he should be driving?
What's the point of this? She struggles really hard to try to get up but to what end? She is not getting out, especially not with a broken leg. What a boring waste of 9 minutes. kys op
wait til its nighttime and temperatures are below freezing, take off clothes, tie them all together as strong as possible, piss on them and flop them over on top of structure, wait for them freeze, happily climb up
only other option is to take out ur teeth and use them to scrape foot holds into the concrete
I don't think teeth would work and wouldn't you just freeze as thr clothes do or become too weak or lose limb sensation?
>Professor talking about how injuries and hazards are a part of life and to avoid them entirely would be crazy and you'd have to never go outside
>Have to awkwardly nod knowing I did exactly just that for over 2 years
1. move very slowly and deliberately. Kick off your shoes
2. dry your hands, rip your shirt and wrap them around to increase friction
3. shimmy to the right
press your back into the corner
4. slowly work your way to standing and get up to the ledge
What was wrong with her idea to use sticky coagulation blood?
NOOO IT'S AN ALLEGORY FOR DEPRESSION YOU CAN'T JUST FIND A WAY OUT OF THE CURVE.
Also I thought the implication was that her leg is broken, you'd have to find a way out that involve maneuvering a broken leg around.
I'd slide to my presumed death.
I have prurigo nodularis, and decades of corticosteroid creams have essentially turned my musclature and bones to dust.
I'm fricking doomed, lads. I would sacrifice myself for you if it might help, but that's about all I could do.
I’d remember you and name my son after you in honor of your sacrifice.
So cute that you think you have any say in what your wifes son is named
I had a similar skin problem for 12 years before it went away.
was driving me insane, couldn't sleep sometimes because of the feeling of my skin being eaten away. turned me into a shut in and more or less ruined my life.
saw doctors, and then a specialist. nothing seemed to help much since it always came right back.
i tried a lot of different things, one good thing was speaking to a nurse practitioner who was also an eczema specialist; I asked about a non steroidal cream and she prescribed one that was new at the time called elidel 1%. worked, and I felt better mentally because I wasn't harming the skin either.
things that helped long term:
cool showers and no scrubbing, instead of baths.
no soap - I had been using a soap subsistute for some time but I even stopped with that. had also used a prescribed emollient.
the way I used that was to put it on once a day and only have it on for half the day, leaving the other half of the day with my skin able to breathe.
building up my sun exposure, not to irritate but to gently change the way it worked.
changing my pillow and sheets often, and washing them and my clothes in non biological eco-friendly washing powder.
my diet was generally alright, but avoid acidic stuff and sugars.
for vitamins, high dose vitamin d3, 2000iu, cod liver oil or other fish oil for omegas, vit C.
fresh air, reducing stress, avoiding air conditioning or central heating
Thanks for the tips, you took your time to type all that and I really appreciate it very much fren
It's such an absolute fricking c**t:
>turned me into a shut in and more or less ruined my life
Bingo. Sorry you went through that, I know the feeling very well, my lad.
trial and error, elimination of foods to see if any make it worse, inclusion of good foods on trial basis to see if any improve it.
be patient and consider stress/environnent/living conditions to be a part of it
the craziest part is that he survived
the blood is from his initial fall into the first pool. fricking tank this guy is
>short film
>cut to black, no actual conclusion
classic
bland, brown/grey, boring, quiet, slow, pointless
ive specifically been training pullups from a relaxed, stretched position purely from autism where I feel im not getting a full range of motion if im not starting limp, legs hanging from the ground. I'm confident with a quick explosive movement, I could toss myself up an inch just high enough to lock my leg over the edge. Once my leg and at least 1 hand are up, im good. I'd also take off the shoes.
I could climb up that easily, even with a broken leg.
just climb up
>b-but it's steep
I don't care, I'm cool like that, I would climb it with ease
Give myself to the void and die honorably
>stand up
>do a pull up
look at those weedy arms, this dude has spent his entire life sitting in front of a computer screen, whining about videogames and wallowing in self-pitty. he couldn't do 1 pull up to save his life.
literally me
yeah lmao unlike me, this is what *I* would do
Maybe the reason it's an allegory for depression is because she just refuses to stand up and resolve her manageable situation.
Shes helpless and is waiting for SOMEONE ELSE to do the hard work
Unironically this. Shimmy to the corner part of the side wall to the right and run up that, then parkour jump to the ledge
Shimmy up through the corner because im not a weak woman and i have done roofing
one motherfricker did this at the curve in town. He leaned back too far and rippen down that concrete wall below him. I guess it slid him about two meters before he landed in a bottomless pit.
They still use the same curve, but there's a huge smear of blood going down towards the chasm.
The post that broke Cinemaphile
>landed
>bottomless pit
Th...that's why everyone is laughing at this, right??
it's an /x/ meme newbie
RIPPEN
A daring synthesis
holy frick
holy kino
that's a different short film
CURVEN
10/10
kino
ok i laughed
I just watched the first 15 seconds and the last 15 seconds. Did I miss anything?
Most movies are just interesting premises and scenarios that cannot and should not be expanded on. I could come up with 3 that would make good short films but nothing worth making an hour long feature over.
1. man trapped on a little lifeboat floating out at sea for the whole thing, sailors tricks don't help him.
2. two girls trapped at the top of a really tall tower
3. woman shuts herself in a panic room because of burglars
4. table moves around a bit
5......?
6...... your own idea
NTA but have 3 more
1. trapped movie - veterinarian gets trapped in their offices before their assistant goes on a one week vacation, passes out because whatever, locked in. Has to eat the animals one by one, finale is the pitbull he saved for last ends up eating him.
2. shortform romcom - Down on his luck Mormon vacuum cleaner salesman realizes you can shove your dick in the tube and it'll make you nut, meets cute and marries a door-to-door """back massager""" vibrator saleswoman, their success selling together catches up with them in their conservative area, he takes the fall for her and gets sentenced to a year in jail, ending is the warden giving him one of his vacuums as a "thank you"
3. trapped movie - man realizes there's a literal hole in the wall at his favorite bar/club, decides to live inside of it. Drinks and eats free for months, ending is he gets cask of amontillado'd sealed inside when they patch the wall.
I can see 2 being made as something with a pair of unfunny group of friends actors like vince vaughn or will ferrel or the thing from bruce almighty 2
how about this one
1. guy posts on an image board all the time at night, someone starts posting as him whenever he's offline, taking the credit for his jokes but also making better ones and coming up with more interesting ideas.
leaves his webcam on while away for a day or two, comes back and sees someone who looks like him using his computer to post.
title of the film is 'samegay'
>posting to make jokes
>caring about recognition
this isn't that fricking other website
lurk moar or frick off, nobody is here to prove anything to you
I would insult someone one the internet,jerk.
I wouldn't listen to anything, I'd rape her, which is what no one else did
Do you say that because it's the first time you've gotten so much attention on this website?
>seething this hard because people won't explain jokes to your dumb newbie ass
anon take your meds
based tomorrow enjoyer, burichan gays get the rope
Don't be an annoying newbie. I already handed you enough information to start looking, and all you do is whine.
violently shit myself and propel myself out with the sheer force that has just been unleashed from my rear
damn someone's booty-blasted today
that meme is forced yeah, that doesn't mean anyone has to spoonfeed you
quit your crying and lurk moar
I main demonhunter so I could double jump
what are you even talking about? all i said that you are mentally ill if you think I'm the same guy as the other anon who replies to you
I'm not that anon who said anything about the memes, what the frick is going on anymore. i
I feel like you could make a blockbuster movie of a guy waking up in captivity w no memory of being there, have him tortured for 3 hrs and in the end he dies brutally w no explanation. Sundance would absolutely eat that up.
Martyrs already exists
Hear me out. Make it a metaphor for transphobia or capitalism or something. Dude gets his limbs cut off over the course of 2 hours then raped then burned horrifically then it ends. I think I could get very very rich. Teenage girls are extremely stupid
shut up fundie
>ESL homosexual
Because knowing another language is shameful to the mutt.
Why do Americans think "ESL" is an insult?
this whole thread turned into 3 scizo anon replying to me about things i haven't said. truly amazing how many mentally ill people post on tv
still the best thread on Cinemaphile
more images of possible ways out is what is needed
in the old days, this thread would have been full within the hour
Anon not many people can boast of having driven an anon to insanity, you should be proud.
I once convinced a girl I'd spent the day with that I didn't exist - she was a bit freaked out. saw her the next morning and after that she never spoke to me again.
how din you convinced her?
it was luck and retroactive observations.
plus she must have been someone who was typically open to odd things.
pointed out in the afternoon how earlier in the day the other people in the room never interacted with me, that I'd only spoken indirectly through her, that I had no reflection visible in the train window while we were standing, and various other details throughout the day.
it just fit well together.
i did something similar once with another girl, we were walking round in the evening in the rain together and I was making up little stories of unusual things, then a few minutes later we'd turn a corner and something would be happening there that fit with the story I'd previously told - 4-5 things in a row, and she became mildly spooked and gave me a wild look.
>she never spoke to me again.
that's how you know it worked.
i do feel some sort of accomplishment. I think i crack another beer as a reward.
samegay
haha, I can see it when I read it back, the second half of it.
i don't know why it happened, I'd always been fit, eaten healthily. but you can always be fitter, healthier, cleaner.
Late to this thread, just want to tell that moron to google "Rippen Meme", it's literally that easy
I think there's just one anon replying to himself
There is only one person posting on this entire website, they have severe schizophrenia
no you don't
Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken
The only bigger sign of a tourist than using the archives to prove any point is using Cinemaphilex
I swear I’ve had this exact fricking dream before I can’t be the only one
Take off my shoes and socks probably
I don't fear death because i'm already dead.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Nope, try again.
The irony of what you just said is not lost on me.
Not everything needs a cinematic universe chud. Sometimes it’s best to just leave it be once it’s over, makes it more intriguing you know? Not knowing everything all the time? Kind of ruins the suspense like in all modern movies where the audience is constantly reminded of EVERYTHING
>my attention is fricked isn't it
No it's just a really uninteresting short that does absolutely nothing with the concept it presents.
It's just 9 minutes of some woman breating heavily into a microphone and looking at her hand.
Totally wasted idea.
Why'd he do it bros?
That was my first post, you lunatic.
Do you jump at your own shadow, too?
I'm assuming you're two different breasts. Your delusions are hilarious, please continue.
its a movie set, i could just leave
How did she get into that situation?
This is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll you how I got trapped on a concrete curve in the middle of nowhere
you're just trying to be as wrong as possible to make someone spoonfeed you
that's a weird looking "monument"
It's an occult thing, 2=0.
Not even sure you'd need the corner really, that ledge is only like 7 or 8 feet up. Average man might be able to grab it without even jumping.
The real question is what's on the other side of the wall.
If you do the rituals right you open a portal at the bottom that teleports you to the good timeline where 9/11 never happened, the mid-00's never ended, and big titty goth gfs are still a thing.
Nah, you'd end up here.
I think you could probably try to Jump of the wall on the right and then climb yourself Up.
Nvm, i just realized it's a woman in the picture and they are useless weak shits. She's fricked.
Why does everyone assume her leg is broken? I thought she was using that leg to brace first and it folded under and is pinned.
jump and wake up in the real world, ez
>all these brainlets ITT taking the whole scene literally and trying to come up with a way to get out of it
it's an allegory for depression, an inescapable and hopeless situation with no way out
Muh deep symbolism.
>it's an allegory for depression
Just stop being sad 4head. Especially if youre a frickin white woman (basically life on easy mode)
>any inescapable situation
>IT'S AN ALLEGORY FOR DEPRESSION!
Project more, anon...
I know this is bait but you can escape depression
You are so fricking stupid. You are a fricking dumbass. You should be ashamed of being so dumb.
>easily escapable situation is an allegory for depression
You're more right than you know
Depression is not real
Just think of the pepe
>Taking just 8 hours to write, from first concept to shooting script
You don't say
Why you all expecting some Nolan flick, it's a literal student film. Calm the frick down
It's a big curve.
Where were you when newbie was kill?
I was browsing Cinemaphile drinking brain fluid when anon post rippen
newfaeg is die
no
and you??????????
then who was post??
>millennial Cinemaphile memes
newbies run this site, gramps
try to make a pathway with and cover my hands in semen as quickly as I can produce it
How can we implement this technology in public spaces with high levels of homelessness?
Really, REALLY doesn't need to be a video.
You guys are being c**ts.
When was the last time you made your small scale horror idea into a low budget short?
RIPPEN
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Shit into the chasm
there are countless ways to 'defeat' this trap, but the point of the film is to show that the character is stuck, so to list how you would escape the situation is senseless, it misses the point.
A sixteen hour film where the main character reads a printed manual of clever Cinemaphile posts and tries each in succession to prove that they do not work would be a waste of time.
some times in films we must suspend disbelief.
even if the situation was escapable, to even suggest your method is pointless. nobody cares how clever or daring or flexible you are, you clearly are not smart enough to grasp the concept of storytelling, we must accept the premise of a story before we can understand what it tries to tell us.
if you dont like the film thats fine, it doesn't mean you would be able to escape in this situation, you could not because the film demands that you could not.
a previous poster commented that this film is an allegory for depression. i would suggest that a common theme of mental illness is the outsiders view of how simple a situation appears to them. in which case the film has succeeded tremendously.
>getting over it, the reddit video
why so many weaklings whine about it in this thread. too bleak for you? you post here and you hate on that message of feeling trapped to death with only way to go: DOWN to your death? i think yall whiners protest 2 much, can't accept why it actually resonates with you and you can't stand it. talk to a social worker.
Why was there water? What was that growling scream? Why did blood appear on the other side?
why the frick is the 9/11 memorial a square hole in the ground? it looks like a portal to hell, what the frick are they implying
it's the footprints of the buildings where they stood.
The land alone is worth nearly half a billion dollars.
Stickerslap to manual to wallplant!
I’ve done parkour for 12 years and I think the solution to to run up the vertical wall to his left. Trying to walk up the curved surface is more difficult because it’s sloping you downward. You connect with the other wall at a 90 degree immediately and while the wall is higher you can just get enough height from it and then grab onto the wall you came from. The run up would be a bit odd but it might genuinely be easier to keep your balance standing on the curved surface in this direction.
nothing
because such structures dont exist
now, if it was some cave or something
Skateboard out of there easily
Post videos of people falling or sinking. It's strangely fascinating.
the one thing she doesn't try is sliding down the chute. whatever's down there probably offers some semblance of escape. brainlet confirmed
I wouldn't say a single word to them. I would listen to what they have to say, and that's what no one did.
wait for someone to come help
Two chicks at the same time, brother.
What's the timestamp on her having a broken leg?
I don't remember that, I just thought her leg was in an awkward position bend underneath her, but not broken.
How has nobody on youtube built this setup and had people try and escape without falling?
Due to several months of a diet consisting of zinc, eggs, walnuts and pickled onions I would jerk off and cum thick ropes of sticky viscus love fluid all over my bare hands and feet. With this I would then roll over and use my superior physical ability (from years of rock climbing and being a MALE) to easily climb out with very little effort even with a broken leg.
Any good short horrors on yt?
No.
Maybe My House Walk-through
He gets extra credit for having made the channel 666 video from forever ago.
Bend my other leg backwords and use it with my hands as a lift to push me up until I can reach the ledge. It would hurt like hell with a broken leg but if a guy can cut his hand off I can do it. Kind of like a reverse sissy squat.
Just do a pullup holy frick how pathetic
>asking americans to do a pull-up
frick these Black person jannies
put them on the curve