Watch the Australian show Bondi Rescue. It's a reality show about beach lifeguards. It's 90% pajeets and asians drowning in knee high water and the other 10% is shitfaced drug addled Irish tourists who decided the best way to come drom the 5 pills they chewed on Sunday night is to go sleep IN the ocean fully dressed.
>when they won an award the lifegaued said "...and I'd like to thank the Chinese for keeping us in business
>lakes
lol
as I get older I meet more and more people who can't swim, or only grew up on lakes. you take them to the ocean and they basically end up getting raped by the waves even though they said they're "strong" swimmers.
I remember once I went to a wave pool in middle America and it was LOADED with grown men wearing floaties.
maybe I'm privileged or something, I don't know, but not being able to swim (like fall off a boat in the ocean briefly) boggles my mind. why ever get on a cruise ship?
the idea that most of the world's population would die virtually instantly if placed in any body of water deeper than like 6 feet is pretty mind boggling
like there's so much fricking water everywhere, how do you live like that?
imagine dying in like 7 feet of water because you couldn't swim, these frickers must be living in fear constantly
what i want to know is why stories like that aren't extremely common.
maybe there's some instincts at play. i know i thought i couldn't swim when i was a kid, then one day i got yelled at for swimming in the "restricted" area at the pool at the bottom of a waterslide in disbelief i figured it out kek
even now i'm not sure. but there's no often times i worry about it so constant fear i don't know.
if a bridge collapses i'm more concerned with whether or not i'll be able to get out of the car rather than if i can swim after
I am a strong swimmer but you won't catch me going in the ocean voluntarily. That place scares the shit out of me, and its not the waves
this is totally valid. I still get a stomach drop feeling when the waves are really large and rough, i remember that the ocean does not care. just the other day I thought a shell hit my leg but I blind reached down and pulled up a whole ass crab lol.
I don't swim in the early morning this season because of shark attacks. I think I have a healthy fear of the ocean.
the idea that most of the world's population would die virtually instantly if placed in any body of water deeper than like 6 feet is pretty mind boggling
like there's so much fricking water everywhere, how do you live like that?
imagine dying in like 7 feet of water because you couldn't swim, these frickers must be living in fear constantly
I really think that they just don't even realize the danger. I'm just assuming. I've been swimming my whole life since very young. was lucky enough to have had family who sent me to swimming lessons/take to the beach. Can't wrap my head around not being able to even just dead man float lol
Never been to an ocean but from what I hear about it, doesn't sound pleasant or enjoyable to at all. Cold, dangerous, and too many animals that can harm you.
I've swam in four Mediterranean seas and they have been mostly great, but in my experience lakes are the best. Especially if its an old natural and deep lake.
Freshwater is great for swimming. You don't have to worry about animals, no saltiness so glug as much water as you want and dive with eyes open without any issues.
Its perfect
>You don't have to worry about animals
[laughs in snake]
Yeah true, there are snakes but I personally don't mind them at all.
99% of them are harmless water snakes and even if they bite you (which is rare) it will be like a wasp bite at worst. Plus they are afraid of humans as well and hide immediately.
Depends where you grew up. I grew up on coasts with extreme conditions so I'm very comfortable in the ocean, but if you put me in a pool without dive gear or a surf board it takes me half a day to swim a slap and I have to switch to titty stroke halfway down because my shoulders get tired
Southeast asians cannot swim which is so weird to me. It's 100% rate of not being able to swim and they keep dying to water but they just refuse to learn how to swim. It disproves evolution.
Southeast asians cannot swim which is so weird to me. It's 100% rate of not being able to swim and they keep dying to water but they just refuse to learn how to swim. It disproves evolution.
Dwarves. Their bones are heavier. The stumpy limbs are not enough to tread water. They sink straight to the bottom like flesh rocks. Warwick Davis would look great in concrete boots.
red circle looks to be a hole
break off couch leg and insert into hole to create a stable step up to the larger light fixture things and from there you can pull yourself up then out
this
break off a leg and use it to break off a few tiles in the corner to use as support for toe and finger tips
easy unless the tiles are really well mounted
What the frick kind of moronic pool is built like this? It has no shallow end? No ladder built into the wall? No point of entry at all for the dudes who have to clean it every year? Get the frick outta here
Well in that case the whole goddamn thing is likely made out of mud, bailing wire, and cheap glue. Just bang the couch against the wall a couple times and the whole thing will cave in, forming a gentle slope for you to calmly exit.
Similar incident happened to a dude years ago in my hometown >brain fried hippie tripping balls on acid >wanders down a park path near the riverfront in the late afternoon >spots a single room public "toilet" (more like a large hole with a seat & lid) >inside this toilet he thinks he sees something or someone >climbs inside the toilet hole essentially sitting on a septic tank >eight foot drop dug out to collect all the excrement from the toilet hole >he drops down inside the poop pit and it dawns on him that he can't get out >trapped waist high in shit and piss all night long >finally rescued in the morning by the fire department
Park visitors heard someone screaming and crying for help... imagine the smell
All you have to do in any situation like this is chisel hand-grips into the walls. It's harder (but doable) without any kind of tool, but he has an entire fricking couch right there
>Of course, I'll just use this soft pliable wood and cloth to chisel holes into cement! No matter that I'll need a number of hand and foot holds above what I can reach while standing, I'll just chisel them too while suspending myself with three fingers and two toes from the already-chiseled holes!
Try my best to seduce my tiny, female house mate... She definitely wanted this Big Aryan Cokkk on first meeting, she even invited me to room but I was busy moving my boxes into the house share - I've also not had sex in 6 years, I have asm serious porn addiction.
First, I'd set the couch upright. Then I'd strip out of my clothes and tear them into strips that I would intertwine and knot. I'd test the clothing ropes to make sure they don't break, reinforcing where necessary as I'll only get the one chance at this. Then, once I know that I've got a solid enough rope, I'd sit down on the righted couch, place the clothes-rope around my neck and jerk off furiously while asphyxiating myself in the privacy of my own empty pool.
they did this on Wednesday Downtown
the pit was not quite as deep (3 meters), but Oogata managed to escape by tearing handholds into the wall.
With the leg of that chair it would be possible to knock some tiles out.
probably the best way.
There are several springs that span across the chair to keep the seat from sinking in. Won't be easy but stretching them out and bending them to clip on to one another will create a solid and long chain, use that to either grab the pole or use some of the wood to make something you can put in the pool vents. Use the rest of the chair as leverage and pick yourself up, once you have a good grip, put your feet on the springs and pull up with your hands on the lip of the pool.
there are some pools such as the Hearst Castle pools that are mostly just for decoration and extremely deep like that
rich people build all kinds of weird shit
I close my eyes, tippy toe, and try stretching out my arm, my hands, extending my fingers as hard as I can while looking straight up and whispering "grow, grow, grow" until I could reach the ledge and pull myself out.
>I close my eyes, tippy toe, and try stretching out my arm, my hands, extending my fingers as hard as I can while looking straight up and whispering "grow, grow, grow"
Is this just an elaborate way to describe a childhood trauma involving your uncle?
>luckily that lift is suspended by rope like in your image and not flesh slicing steel braided cable like every other lift
You realize how thick those cables are? And you're wearing gloves
tie my jacket and pants together and then drop down safely.
before that i'd drop that dead guy's clothes for me to not die freezing
then i'd roll down the mountain like a beetle
I also remember another one where a group of friends decided to swim in the middle of the ocean and the last person forgot to throw the ladder out so they couldnt get back on the boat again
wrong >Tiger: A movie where a man finds himself face to face in the nepalese jungle with a tiger, uncertain what his next move will be he is sure to remain still for the foreseeable future. Little does he know, this tiger has eaten several dozen psychedelic mushrooms, and more or less isn't going to move for quite some time.
Over 3 hours we watch a man remain deadly still in between small snippets of the tigers vision while tripping nuts, only in the end to have strangers show up and murder the tiger to save him, despite the tiger not having committed a wrongful act against him
>one of the characters in this film actually just jumps off, breaks their legs and gets mauled to death by wolves
Hilarious everytime. Probably what I'd eventually do tbqh.
>unscrew lap bar with my EDC reversible phiilips/flat pocket screw driver >fatigue break it in half >one for each of you >bend the outside corners into a tighter hook shape >bend the inside edge for a good 90degree handle grip >use my new hook to zipline down, carefully and incrementally, one chair at a time >replace hooks as necessary to prevent the wire from cutting through it >eventually reach the bottom
I would rip up the upholstery on that sofa into strips and braid it into a rope. then i would tie one of the legs to the end of the rope and grapple that pole up there and climb out.
Curve (2016) is a short film about a woman trapped on this sloped surface above a bottomless pit. Every time she moves she slips a little further down.
He fell asleep on an inflatable raft while the pool was being drained. When he woke up, the water level was too low to get out. Then a crocodile comes. I'm not making this up.
I do not recall. I know there's a woman down there with him. She was gonna jump into the pool because she didn't notice the water level had fallen. The man shouts to stop her, but this just startles her and she falls into the pool, cracking her head on the diving board in the process.
He fell asleep on an inflatable raft while the pool was being drained. When he woke up, the water level was too low to get out. Then a crocodile comes. I'm not making this up.
When did the couch come? And his clothes?
I do not recall. I know there's a woman down there with him. She was gonna jump into the pool because she didn't notice the water level had fallen. The man shouts to stop her, but this just startles her and she falls into the pool, cracking her head on the diving board in the process.
I love these 10 minute recaps of movies, saves so much time, you can watch like 10 movies in the time it takes to watch one.
>starts with a "*record scratch* that's me. I suppose you're wondering how I got in this situation"
I'm not finishing the summary. I'm goung to download the full kino right now.
Come the frick on. This fricking guy has the worst bad luck in existence. Every wrong possible string of events that could've happen, happened to him in order for this stupid premise to work.
yeah i know, i was willing to give it a pass until the ladder got pulled. i bet the writers had a lot of ideas and didnt have the good judgment to let some of them go instead of cramming them all in.
Use my clothes and fabric from the chair to make a makeshift rope, use the wood from the chair to make a grapple, attach it to the rope and swing over until it snags something, then climb up.
I would rip up the upholstery on that sofa into strips and braid it into a rope. then i would tie one of the legs to the end of the rope and grapple that pole up there and climb out.
>Yeah, I'm climbing with no equipment >the purest form of climbing >free soloing we call it >of these? These are just my special climbing shoes and magic grip powder
there is a drain in the pool, that's how he got into the situation in the first place, the water drained out while he was sleeping on a floatation device.
Bro unless this is set in a tropical rainforest there is no way it would rain enough to even drown you let alone reach the top of the pool before you died of dehydration.
Furthermore thanks to the couch he can likely float if it rained enough to get higher than his head, but he would still not survive long enough to get out. He could drink the rain water sure but that can still make you sick plus he would still die of hunger in that case. No way it would rain an entire giant swimming pool's worth of water within a month or so, and that's being generous. Even with the rain water in the pool it wouldn't take long to become stagnant and undrinkable so really that plan is also out the window.
use the glass shards from the window to cut the girls hair and make a rope out of it, then tie something to the end like a hook and lift up the ladder.
All you have to do is kick out 1 wood panel, on any 1 wall. Then you can rip them out with more leverage. You literally only need 3 panels removed to slither out.
>The film revolves around a couple who is trapped in a 6 meter deep pool after the water is drained out.
I have never seen a pool that deep IRL that didn’t either have
>a huge ladder on the deep end that goes all the way to the bottom >the floor to be sloping upwards one side to the other
So I’m not sure how this could get you stuck. And I practiced scuba diving with oxygen tanks in a 15 meter deep pool at the deaf school near me (don’t ask why deaf people need such a deep pool, I don’t know)
I meant to say blind school. Not deaf. Not sure if that’s weirder. Was cool walking around a school full of blind college aged kids though. I felt like a superhuman
This. >pee in your mouth >pee is a diuretic so it makes you pee even more >pee half in your mouth half in the pool >the diuretic effects compound >the pool fills up with the pee dividends of your diuretic feedback loop
Remembered I ordered a pizza an not be moronic when he arrived by going in a drain or something, I forget what he did but he wasn't there when the pizza man came.
>Random group of people stand in the circle >If you leave your own circle or try to touch anyone next to you, you die >Every two minutes there is a vote and whoever gets the most votes dies >Last person alive gets to leave
How do you die? Is it something you could avoid or is it supernatural?
Anyway, it sounds like the most likable person would survive, so I would probably get killed right away.
nta but i think i remember it being aliens, they are in a flying saucer and when the winner gets out he realizes there are just more saucers, and maybe he even ends up in another one [spoiler/]
Forget but think he tricked them into stepping off their marker. Which means you instantly die. But there was something else I forget he did that was smart.
I could easily strip that couch and make a rope out of it the use the arm rest to make an anchor, throw it on that post up there and leave.
I'll be out so fast my (You)s will still be there when I get home.
I dunno how to describe it. But I can do the wall walk thing where you put your butt to the wall, and walk up up by spreading your legs at 45 degrees, bracing your weight, and walking up.
I'd put the couch up into the corner to get a headstart.
Also I would spit on my hands/feet, and rub them over every surface beforehand. This would get as much grit, dirt, and sand on every part of my hands and feet.
also the only problems would be > tiles might be too slippery > in which case I break a couch leg off and smash as many tiles as I can in two lines vertical > also incline might frick me up as I would have to lean forward, however I can put my hand in that hole
This wouldn't have happened to me at all.
I am stronger and cleverer than most people and I would have been aware of the dangers and avoided the situation completely.
[...]
was genuinely surprised by how kino that movie was when I found it. and yes, I agree, I could learn to live with yellow fever if all I had to do was shovel sand
remake of picrel?
never heard of it, i'll give it a shot, but if it's not kino then i will consider both of you to have bad taste
was genuinely surprised by how kino that movie was when I found it. and yes, I agree, I could learn to live with yellow fever if all I had to do was shovel sand
idk what this is from but why wouldnt this moron prop it up in the corner where he could A. presumably prop it up more securely making it a slightly higher platform and B. use the two walls to climb up much easier
Spit until I filled the pool and then drown because I can't swim.
Who the frick can't swim in 2023?
Me
Are you black?
Chinese people. Most Asians, really. They can't afford to go to the pool and a lot of them never swam in lakes and shit
This is a load of shit.
The only people that can't swim are blacks.
>Disuh road of shit.
>Deh onry peopre no can swim ale brack.
Eat shit, this is a universal fact. I've lived in China for year and I was shocked how many people never learned how to swim
asians in asia can't swim for shit, plenty of pools don't even have deep ends and you can stand up in them every where
What about the non-black people that can’t swim?
Watch the Australian show Bondi Rescue. It's a reality show about beach lifeguards. It's 90% pajeets and asians drowning in knee high water and the other 10% is shitfaced drug addled Irish tourists who decided the best way to come drom the 5 pills they chewed on Sunday night is to go sleep IN the ocean fully dressed.
>when they won an award the lifegaued said "...and I'd like to thank the Chinese for keeping us in business
I'm white I never swim, I don't feel good in water, it's cold and it's boring
You're not white.
You are spiritually black.
>lakes
lol
as I get older I meet more and more people who can't swim, or only grew up on lakes. you take them to the ocean and they basically end up getting raped by the waves even though they said they're "strong" swimmers.
I remember once I went to a wave pool in middle America and it was LOADED with grown men wearing floaties.
maybe I'm privileged or something, I don't know, but not being able to swim (like fall off a boat in the ocean briefly) boggles my mind. why ever get on a cruise ship?
the idea that most of the world's population would die virtually instantly if placed in any body of water deeper than like 6 feet is pretty mind boggling
like there's so much fricking water everywhere, how do you live like that?
imagine dying in like 7 feet of water because you couldn't swim, these frickers must be living in fear constantly
what i want to know is why stories like that aren't extremely common.
maybe there's some instincts at play. i know i thought i couldn't swim when i was a kid, then one day i got yelled at for swimming in the "restricted" area at the pool at the bottom of a waterslide in disbelief i figured it out kek
even now i'm not sure. but there's no often times i worry about it so constant fear i don't know.
if a bridge collapses i'm more concerned with whether or not i'll be able to get out of the car rather than if i can swim after
I am a strong swimmer but you won't catch me going in the ocean voluntarily. That place scares the shit out of me, and its not the waves
They're probably wearing floaties just because they wanna drink and not have to get tired treading water
you've never been to a wave pool
this is totally valid. I still get a stomach drop feeling when the waves are really large and rough, i remember that the ocean does not care. just the other day I thought a shell hit my leg but I blind reached down and pulled up a whole ass crab lol.
I don't swim in the early morning this season because of shark attacks. I think I have a healthy fear of the ocean.
I really think that they just don't even realize the danger. I'm just assuming. I've been swimming my whole life since very young. was lucky enough to have had family who sent me to swimming lessons/take to the beach. Can't wrap my head around not being able to even just dead man float lol
You don't even need to know how to swim in the ocean you naturally float because of the salt
Never been to an ocean but from what I hear about it, doesn't sound pleasant or enjoyable to at all. Cold, dangerous, and too many animals that can harm you.
I've swam in four Mediterranean seas and they have been mostly great, but in my experience lakes are the best. Especially if its an old natural and deep lake.
Freshwater is great for swimming. You don't have to worry about animals, no saltiness so glug as much water as you want and dive with eyes open without any issues.
Its perfect
>gets brain eating amoebae
nothen presonel
I said a big deep natural lake, not a muddy pond.
Yeah true, there are snakes but I personally don't mind them at all.
99% of them are harmless water snakes and even if they bite you (which is rare) it will be like a wasp bite at worst. Plus they are afraid of humans as well and hide immediately.
>You don't have to worry about animals
[laughs in snake]
>You don't have to worry about aCK-
BIG fishe
The Great Lakes are inland seas, suck my wiener.
Depends where you grew up. I grew up on coasts with extreme conditions so I'm very comfortable in the ocean, but if you put me in a pool without dive gear or a surf board it takes me half a day to swim a slap and I have to switch to titty stroke halfway down because my shoulders get tired
this is Black person disinfo
Shadowheart
Literally fricking who?
New bear sex simulator game
And that's relevant on Cinemaphile, because?
Because the character being referenced can't swim, and some anon asked who can't swim. Did you really not follow that?
Still not relevant because video game characters are not real.
Now frick off back to Cinemaphile.
who's gonna tell him that movies aren't real either...
Some gay is shilling it
If this is true, then I'll be extra careful to avoid pools AND wolves. Thank you anon.
Southeast asians cannot swim which is so weird to me. It's 100% rate of not being able to swim and they keep dying to water but they just refuse to learn how to swim. It disproves evolution.
Don't they live on the coast and eat a bunch of fish? How have they not all drowned yet?
That's what I'm talking about with the evolution. The leading cause of death for SEAs is water.
Some people aren’t naturally buoyant.
bump
the type of people who can't hear smoke detectors
Dwarves. Their bones are heavier. The stumpy limbs are not enough to tread water. They sink straight to the bottom like flesh rocks. Warwick Davis would look great in concrete boots.
I thought you mean fantasy dwarves and I got excited
It's not a skill I need ergo I don't have it.
Can zoomers swim?
If I sang....out of tune
Lend me your ear and I'll sing you a song
I will try not to sing out of key
Tie a cloth rope made from clothing to the wooden couch leg, use it as a grapple
>cloth rope made from clothing
Use the corner for better grip. Probably not able to full climb up it, but it will surely be better than going against a flat wall.
Yeah what the hell seems like an easy escape
Cum
red circle looks to be a hole
break off couch leg and insert into hole to create a stable step up to the larger light fixture things and from there you can pull yourself up then out
you must weigh 80lbs to believe this
you must not be an obese unathletic lard to believe this*
That'd basically be more difficult muscle up, you're not doing that
you must weigh 300+ to deny it
if you stay in the dumb fricking pool sooner or later you'll weigh 80 pounds, so either way I win
he's a lardass, he thinks he'll starve to death if he doesn't eat for 2 hours
lmao Cinemaphile posts revealing someone is morbidly obese has to be one of my favorite genres
Or start breaking tiles from it to make grips.
this
break off a leg and use it to break off a few tiles in the corner to use as support for toe and finger tips
easy unless the tiles are really well mounted
Watch a better movie.
What the frick kind of moronic pool is built like this? It has no shallow end? No ladder built into the wall? No point of entry at all for the dudes who have to clean it every year? Get the frick outta here
Its an indian film, they just had a movie about a guy stuck on the toilet
Thai, not Indian
>Thai
Well in that case the whole goddamn thing is likely made out of mud, bailing wire, and cheap glue. Just bang the couch against the wall a couple times and the whole thing will cave in, forming a gentle slope for you to calmly exit.
what the frick who's behind this toilet phobic agenda
I can suspend disbelief for a lot of things in movies, but an Indian on a toilet?
Similar incident happened to a dude years ago in my hometown
>brain fried hippie tripping balls on acid
>wanders down a park path near the riverfront in the late afternoon
>spots a single room public "toilet" (more like a large hole with a seat & lid)
>inside this toilet he thinks he sees something or someone
>climbs inside the toilet hole essentially sitting on a septic tank
>eight foot drop dug out to collect all the excrement from the toilet hole
>he drops down inside the poop pit and it dawns on him that he can't get out
>trapped waist high in shit and piss all night long
>finally rescued in the morning by the fire department
Park visitors heard someone screaming and crying for help... imagine the smell
imagine actually having that happen on acid. id end up in an insane asylum thinking im a glass of orange juice or whatever
Plenty of pools are built to be deep regardless of where you are. Any pool designed for professional athletes for example...
Built to be 20 feet deep with no shallow end? Get out of here. Olympic pools are only 7 feet deep.
Walk over to the shallow end.
they made a whole horror movie out of that one episode of always sunny?
There was no alligator in the Always Sunny episode
I'm going to frick that alligator
How the frick does this have a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes? Do I need to watch this movie?
5.2/10 on imdb, why you still using rotten rosebuds anon?
It has 59%
person trapped in place is a very entertaining trope
Because 27 out of 28 critics thought it was better than average
swim
Find a loose tile and dig a couple of holes to climb on.
I would listen, and that's what no-one did
cut my jeans into hot pants for better flexibility
That's white trash bro.
You suck at fashion
wall jumps in the corner
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1p2suxDAfug
WHAT WOULD YOU DEW
Not live in some nonsense third world country.
Put the couch in a corner and jump kick off the adjacent wall. Bing Bing wahoo
Also set the couch so it is actually fricking standing straight up and that's like two more feet to stand on
Oh I am moronic. That is a slope. Thought it was discoloration from the thumbnail.
All you have to do in any situation like this is chisel hand-grips into the walls. It's harder (but doable) without any kind of tool, but he has an entire fricking couch right there
>Of course, I'll just use this soft pliable wood and cloth to chisel holes into cement! No matter that I'll need a number of hand and foot holds above what I can reach while standing, I'll just chisel them too while suspending myself with three fingers and two toes from the already-chiseled holes!
>soijakker dies because he thinks couches are nothing but cushions
Deserved!
I would just spit until the pool was full enough to swim out.
I would undress and make a rope from my clothes and then build an improvised grappling hook from the couch
>not being able to jump/wall run
ngmi
what kind of moron wouldn't add a ladder to a pool
God is a Sims enjoyer.
>pools were built by God
fricking poor people, i swear...
walk to the shallow end and get out
be taller
Try my best to seduce my tiny, female house mate... She definitely wanted this Big Aryan Cokkk on first meeting, she even invited me to room but I was busy moving my boxes into the house share - I've also not had sex in 6 years, I have asm serious porn addiction.
Go to the shallow end and get out.
Break all the tiles and stack them up to make stairs.
Ask the camera crew if I could use their stairs.
They straight up stole the idea from sunny
First, I'd set the couch upright. Then I'd strip out of my clothes and tear them into strips that I would intertwine and knot. I'd test the clothing ropes to make sure they don't break, reinforcing where necessary as I'll only get the one chance at this. Then, once I know that I've got a solid enough rope, I'd sit down on the righted couch, place the clothes-rope around my neck and jerk off furiously while asphyxiating myself in the privacy of my own empty pool.
I exhaled a lot of air through my nose from your post, anon.
Breathing is reddit.
Bit derivative
Easy skip after seeing that. I already know its gonna be a redditedgy film
>UUUAAAA NOOO NOT THE DOGGOS NOT THE HECKIN WHOLESOME PUPPERINO NOOOOOOOO
and you talk about reddit lmao
Backflip then double jump at the peak of the flip.
Walk up to the shallow end, exit via the tiny stairs or disabled ramp in the kids section
they did this on Wednesday Downtown
the pit was not quite as deep (3 meters), but Oogata managed to escape by tearing handholds into the wall.
With the leg of that chair it would be possible to knock some tiles out.
probably the best way.
There are several springs that span across the chair to keep the seat from sinking in. Won't be easy but stretching them out and bending them to clip on to one another will create a solid and long chain, use that to either grab the pole or use some of the wood to make something you can put in the pool vents. Use the rest of the chair as leverage and pick yourself up, once you have a good grip, put your feet on the springs and pull up with your hands on the lip of the pool.
I don't get it. Where's the part where you jerk off yourself with all that shit?
>just bend springs back straight bro
You cracked me up anon
that type of sofa doesn't have springs anyway
Climb the ladder on the other side
do american pools not have ladder or a shallow end
it's just a 18 foot deep rectangular hole all around with no safety measures
>american
Isn't OP movie from SEA?
there are some pools such as the Hearst Castle pools that are mostly just for decoration and extremely deep like that
rich people build all kinds of weird shit
>no safety measures
There are "do not run" signs.
rent free
I close my eyes, tippy toe, and try stretching out my arm, my hands, extending my fingers as hard as I can while looking straight up and whispering "grow, grow, grow" until I could reach the ledge and pull myself out.
>I close my eyes, tippy toe, and try stretching out my arm, my hands, extending my fingers as hard as I can while looking straight up and whispering "grow, grow, grow"
Is this just an elaborate way to describe a childhood trauma involving your uncle?
lurk more homosexual
easy.
Take off each of the individual tiles and use them to make stairs
Make a grappling hook out of your clothes and a couch leg.
Loop it around that pole and climb out.
What would you do?
how fat are you? this type of climbing is so easy that even holes can do it
luckily that lift is suspended by rope like in your image and not flesh slicing steel braided cable like every other lift
>luckily that lift is suspended by rope like in your image and not flesh slicing steel braided cable like every other lift
You realize how thick those cables are? And you're wearing gloves
a stationary cable is not dangerous at all to climb on
I'd take a fat steamy shit in the snow and let it freeze. Then I'd fashion it into a shiv and fight the wolves with it
tie my jacket and pants together and then drop down safely.
before that i'd drop that dead guy's clothes for me to not die freezing
then i'd roll down the mountain like a beetle
>then i'd roll down the mountain like a beetle
based
>What would you do?
Rub one before dying
Whats the deal with these type of movies?
I also remember another one where a group of friends decided to swim in the middle of the ocean and the last person forgot to throw the ladder out so they couldnt get back on the boat again
Cheap to film
Unfortunately there are no more ideas for this genre, every scenario has been done.
wrong
>Tiger: A movie where a man finds himself face to face in the nepalese jungle with a tiger, uncertain what his next move will be he is sure to remain still for the foreseeable future. Little does he know, this tiger has eaten several dozen psychedelic mushrooms, and more or less isn't going to move for quite some time.
Over 3 hours we watch a man remain deadly still in between small snippets of the tigers vision while tripping nuts, only in the end to have strangers show up and murder the tiger to save him, despite the tiger not having committed a wrongful act against him
Already saw Life of Pi
most boats now have a much thinner rope hanging down at all times for this reason.
>one of the characters in this film actually just jumps off, breaks their legs and gets mauled to death by wolves
Hilarious everytime. Probably what I'd eventually do tbqh.
>unscrew lap bar with my EDC reversible phiilips/flat pocket screw driver
>fatigue break it in half
>one for each of you
>bend the outside corners into a tighter hook shape
>bend the inside edge for a good 90degree handle grip
>use my new hook to zipline down, carefully and incrementally, one chair at a time
>replace hooks as necessary to prevent the wire from cutting through it
>eventually reach the bottom
Find edible underwear in my pocket then eat it
what if it's after sundown and you can't be alone with an unmarried woman?
Kill shawn ashmore.
I would rip up the upholstery on that sofa into strips and braid it into a rope. then i would tie one of the legs to the end of the rope and grapple that pole up there and climb out.
what's with all these movies about people getting stuck somewhere? Is it because they're cheap as shit to make?
>Is it because they're cheap as shit to make?
Bingo. It's not a new phenomenon.
We call it kino
>They made a movie based on a video of a guy just doing his day job.
is she trying to compliment her husband for lasting long in bed or trying to mock how short the battery life is on an iphone?
so she's saying her ex lasts too long? what?
>Is it because they're cheap as shit to make?
yes
>Vertical Limit
>Open Water
>Buried
>127 Hours
>Frozen
>The Shallows
>Fall
Any others?
Crawl
Beast
47 Meters Down
Phone Booth (random guy answers a ringing pay phone, it's a sniper who wants to play a game)
Oxygène (French sci-fi, woman is trapped in a life support pod with no memory and an unhelpful AI assistant)
Curve (2016) is a short film about a woman trapped on this sloped surface above a bottomless pit. Every time she moves she slips a little further down.
I wonder what the deal was with the prints on the other side
>Curve (2016)
just watched it
wow that was fricking lame
Story of my life, every time I try to improve it, it gets worse.
Trapped. An Indian film about a guy trapped in an empty skyscraper. Don't know why he didn't pop the door out for the hinges though lol
Is that the one based on that Stephen King story?
yes i think so, Stephen King's listed as Writer for Creepshow 2.
I don't read books
>that first girl that falls in
i was not expecting this to be that scary
Devil
Elevator
Stuck
these are all about getting stuck in the elevator
Sit and ponder whether or not I was a toy in a trashcan.
how did he get down there?
He fell asleep on an inflatable raft while the pool was being drained. When he woke up, the water level was too low to get out. Then a crocodile comes. I'm not making this up.
When did the couch come? And his clothes?
I do not recall. I know there's a woman down there with him. She was gonna jump into the pool because she didn't notice the water level had fallen. The man shouts to stop her, but this just startles her and she falls into the pool, cracking her head on the diving board in the process.
They were shooting a commercial
>Then a crocodile comes
so he has food for a few days then, what's the issue?
I love these 10 minute recaps of movies, saves so much time, you can watch like 10 movies in the time it takes to watch one.
why didnt he tape the crocodiles mouth shut, what a dumbass
too busy duct taping Koi's head
>starts with a "*record scratch* that's me. I suppose you're wondering how I got in this situation"
I'm not finishing the summary. I'm goung to download the full kino right now.
>a crocodile is attacking on his foot, he discovers
>dave hits with a bucket
amazing
Worst 10 minutes of my life
Come the frick on. This fricking guy has the worst bad luck in existence. Every wrong possible string of events that could've happen, happened to him in order for this stupid premise to work.
yeah i know, i was willing to give it a pass until the ladder got pulled. i bet the writers had a lot of ideas and didnt have the good judgment to let some of them go instead of cramming them all in.
who's the qt
Dustin Beaver
that gator CGI was atrocious
almost indian tiktok tier
Kek, that movie sounds significantly more moronic than I'd have thought.
>I love these 10 minute recaps of movies, saves so much time, you can watch like 10 movies in the time it takes to watch one.
wait a second, that's just Nicholas Cage
He accidentally drank all the water.
Kill jesta
[x] genuflect
Use my clothes and fabric from the chair to make a makeshift rope, use the wood from the chair to make a grapple, attach it to the rope and swing over until it snags something, then climb up.
you literally stole my idea you copycat.
Don't forget to piss on the clothes so it won't rip.
Heel hook and mantle the first hold, crossover to a higher credit card crimp, get to the end sticker, pumpy dyno to the lip.
>Yeah, I'm climbing with no equipment
>the purest form of climbing
>free soloing we call it
>of these? These are just my special climbing shoes and magic grip powder
make a rope ladder out of the couch
I was thinking about this and if it rained you would be completely fricked.
there is a drain in the pool, that's how he got into the situation in the first place, the water drained out while he was sleeping on a floatation device.
Bro unless this is set in a tropical rainforest there is no way it would rain enough to even drown you let alone reach the top of the pool before you died of dehydration.
Furthermore thanks to the couch he can likely float if it rained enough to get higher than his head, but he would still not survive long enough to get out. He could drink the rain water sure but that can still make you sick plus he would still die of hunger in that case. No way it would rain an entire giant swimming pool's worth of water within a month or so, and that's being generous. Even with the rain water in the pool it wouldn't take long to become stagnant and undrinkable so really that plan is also out the window.
>google the plot of the film
what the actual frick
nice try
Is swimming white supremacy?
MADAMS
I would make at least one single good decision which he was incapable of doing
Must be an asian thing
Douse the fire?
Like wtf lmao.
there was a reason they couldnt do that, but i dont remember.
>Finland be like, what's the problem?
use the glass shards from the window to cut the girls hair and make a rope out of it, then tie something to the end like a hook and lift up the ladder.
>sauna is cool in a hot way, 247 F what would you do?
is that the gayest fricking hook ever written?
for sure, probably some foreigner did that because it just doesn't sound right.
All you have to do is kick out 1 wood panel, on any 1 wall. Then you can rip them out with more leverage. You literally only need 3 panels removed to slither out.
However I would imagin
OH FRICK ANON DIED IN SAUNA
nah it looks pretty sturdy to me, this isnt an american apartment complex with 1/4 inch drywall.
Just sit down on the floor. Its usually near normal room temperature down there. Has whoever wrote this movie never gone to a sauna before?
Just do a backflip?
Pry up the tiles and tunnel into the earth until I come out the other side.
No problem when you're taller than 5'2.
>The film revolves around a couple who is trapped in a 6 meter deep pool after the water is drained out.
I have never seen a pool that deep IRL that didn’t either have
>a huge ladder on the deep end that goes all the way to the bottom
>the floor to be sloping upwards one side to the other
So I’m not sure how this could get you stuck. And I practiced scuba diving with oxygen tanks in a 15 meter deep pool at the deaf school near me (don’t ask why deaf people need such a deep pool, I don’t know)
I meant to say blind school. Not deaf. Not sure if that’s weirder. Was cool walking around a school full of blind college aged kids though. I felt like a superhuman
My first instinct is that it's some sort of death trap to weed out the weak or the stupid.
How would you escape from this one if you stayed as the water drained?
climb out like bane, duh
>no one to chant deshi deshi basara
wait until being found then sue the shit out of whoever owns the property
punch holes in the wall and climb on those
pee so much that it fills up the pool
How would you stay hydrated?
drink the pee
This.
>pee in your mouth
>pee is a diuretic so it makes you pee even more
>pee half in your mouth half in the pool
>the diuretic effects compound
>the pool fills up with the pee dividends of your diuretic feedback loop
Cover myself in oil and wait for rain
Hit the corner and parkour that shit.
Go to the shallow end.
what kind of an american sauna goes all the way up to 119°c?
>the-pool-2018
damn only chinkBlack folk can make shit movie like this
I would simply not go into an empty pool that I coudn't get out of
what do?
die like the stupid arrogant moronic billionaires they are. so nice to see more dead losers.
you know you're not on reddit right
>what do?
Get the vax. Then die.
buncha pool specialists itt
He could have just put his back in the corner of the pool then used his legs on either side of the wall to keep pressure, and shimmied up.
that may work for a kid, but for a fully grown man it's just not possible.
A fully grown man could ninja warrior the wall, so long as they weren't a hambeast. It's not that high and has a slope.
i dont see any slope, besides the top 3 or 4 looks like juts out which would make him have to lean his upper body forward losing any slop he may have
Remembered I ordered a pizza an not be moronic when he arrived by going in a drain or something, I forget what he did but he wasn't there when the pizza man came.
What would you do?
What the guy that survived did
qrd?
>Random group of people stand in the circle
>If you leave your own circle or try to touch anyone next to you, you die
>Every two minutes there is a vote and whoever gets the most votes dies
>Last person alive gets to leave
How do you die? Is it something you could avoid or is it supernatural?
Anyway, it sounds like the most likable person would survive, so I would probably get killed right away.
Electric pulse. Instant and unavoidable.
nta but i think i remember it being aliens, they are in a flying saucer and when the winner gets out he realizes there are just more saucers, and maybe he even ends up in another one [spoiler/]
How did the kid outsmart them at the end?
Forget but think he tricked them into stepping off their marker. Which means you instantly die. But there was something else I forget he did that was smart.
I don't know what this is
The guy who said they should kill all the old people first was right but salty boomers ruined it for everyone else.
I could easily strip that couch and make a rope out of it the use the arm rest to make an anchor, throw it on that post up there and leave.
I'll be out so fast my (You)s will still be there when I get home.
The ending of this film is amazing in a stupid mind bending way.
I dunno how to describe it. But I can do the wall walk thing where you put your butt to the wall, and walk up up by spreading your legs at 45 degrees, bracing your weight, and walking up.
I'd put the couch up into the corner to get a headstart.
Also I would spit on my hands/feet, and rub them over every surface beforehand. This would get as much grit, dirt, and sand on every part of my hands and feet.
also the only problems would be
> tiles might be too slippery
> in which case I break a couch leg off and smash as many tiles as I can in two lines vertical
> also incline might frick me up as I would have to lean forward, however I can put my hand in that hole
just call my mom tell her i got stuck in a pool
This wouldn't have happened to me at all.
I am stronger and cleverer than most people and I would have been aware of the dangers and avoided the situation completely.
I'm not an asian manlet so I'd be fine
fap until the pool was full, then OP would jump in and drink it all like the homosexual he is
remake of picrel?
>Woman in The Dunes
GOAT movie. average anon's dream situation too
never heard of it, i'll give it a shot, but if it's not kino then i will consider both of you to have bad taste
if you don't find it kino then expect a bag of piss in the mail
20 minutes in and it's pretty kino
was genuinely surprised by how kino that movie was when I found it. and yes, I agree, I could learn to live with yellow fever if all I had to do was shovel sand
Just build enough speed on the corner so I can go to a paralell universe, the just half press A to jump out.
>homies itt don't know how to bunny hop
it's over
idk what this is from but why wouldnt this moron prop it up in the corner where he could A. presumably prop it up more securely making it a slightly higher platform and B. use the two walls to climb up much easier
Okay, frick you OP. I actually wasted 1,5 hours of my life watching the movie and IT FRICKING SUCKED.
you should have watched the 10 minute version you fool.
If you can run up two walls and leap onto one of these holes and do a backflip out of this pool, maybe YOU are the problem.
It's weird because he's Asian so should be able to do lots of Jackie Chan shit.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QY-uefDdR34
I'll never skip wall running ninja class again so I don't die in a pool boys.
You can spider climb or run the corner pretty easy