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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spit until I filled the pool and then drown because I can't swim.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick can't swim in 2023?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you black?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chinese people. Most Asians, really. They can't afford to go to the pool and a lot of them never swam in lakes and shit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is a load of shit.
          The only people that can't swim are blacks.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Disuh road of shit.
            >Deh onry peopre no can swim ale brack.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Eat shit, this is a universal fact. I've lived in China for year and I was shocked how many people never learned how to swim

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            asians in asia can't swim for shit, plenty of pools don't even have deep ends and you can stand up in them every where

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What about the non-black people that can’t swim?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Watch the Australian show Bondi Rescue. It's a reality show about beach lifeguards. It's 90% pajeets and asians drowning in knee high water and the other 10% is shitfaced drug addled Irish tourists who decided the best way to come drom the 5 pills they chewed on Sunday night is to go sleep IN the ocean fully dressed.

            >when they won an award the lifegaued said "...and I'd like to thank the Chinese for keeping us in business

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm white I never swim, I don't feel good in water, it's cold and it's boring

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're not white.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are spiritually black.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lakes
          lol
          as I get older I meet more and more people who can't swim, or only grew up on lakes. you take them to the ocean and they basically end up getting raped by the waves even though they said they're "strong" swimmers.
          I remember once I went to a wave pool in middle America and it was LOADED with grown men wearing floaties.
          maybe I'm privileged or something, I don't know, but not being able to swim (like fall off a boat in the ocean briefly) boggles my mind. why ever get on a cruise ship?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            the idea that most of the world's population would die virtually instantly if placed in any body of water deeper than like 6 feet is pretty mind boggling
            like there's so much fricking water everywhere, how do you live like that?
            imagine dying in like 7 feet of water because you couldn't swim, these frickers must be living in fear constantly

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              what i want to know is why stories like that aren't extremely common.
              maybe there's some instincts at play. i know i thought i couldn't swim when i was a kid, then one day i got yelled at for swimming in the "restricted" area at the pool at the bottom of a waterslide in disbelief i figured it out kek
              even now i'm not sure. but there's no often times i worry about it so constant fear i don't know.
              if a bridge collapses i'm more concerned with whether or not i'll be able to get out of the car rather than if i can swim after

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am a strong swimmer but you won't catch me going in the ocean voluntarily. That place scares the shit out of me, and its not the waves

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're probably wearing floaties just because they wanna drink and not have to get tired treading water

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              you've never been to a wave pool

              I am a strong swimmer but you won't catch me going in the ocean voluntarily. That place scares the shit out of me, and its not the waves

              this is totally valid. I still get a stomach drop feeling when the waves are really large and rough, i remember that the ocean does not care. just the other day I thought a shell hit my leg but I blind reached down and pulled up a whole ass crab lol.
              I don't swim in the early morning this season because of shark attacks. I think I have a healthy fear of the ocean.

              the idea that most of the world's population would die virtually instantly if placed in any body of water deeper than like 6 feet is pretty mind boggling
              like there's so much fricking water everywhere, how do you live like that?
              imagine dying in like 7 feet of water because you couldn't swim, these frickers must be living in fear constantly

              I really think that they just don't even realize the danger. I'm just assuming. I've been swimming my whole life since very young. was lucky enough to have had family who sent me to swimming lessons/take to the beach. Can't wrap my head around not being able to even just dead man float lol

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't even need to know how to swim in the ocean you naturally float because of the salt

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Never been to an ocean but from what I hear about it, doesn't sound pleasant or enjoyable to at all. Cold, dangerous, and too many animals that can harm you.
            I've swam in four Mediterranean seas and they have been mostly great, but in my experience lakes are the best. Especially if its an old natural and deep lake.
            Freshwater is great for swimming. You don't have to worry about animals, no saltiness so glug as much water as you want and dive with eyes open without any issues.
            Its perfect

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >gets brain eating amoebae
              nothen presonel

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said a big deep natural lake, not a muddy pond.

                >You don't have to worry about animals
                [laughs in snake]

                Yeah true, there are snakes but I personally don't mind them at all.
                99% of them are harmless water snakes and even if they bite you (which is rare) it will be like a wasp bite at worst. Plus they are afraid of humans as well and hide immediately.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You don't have to worry about animals
              [laughs in snake]

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You don't have to worry about aCK-

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                BIG fishe

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Great Lakes are inland seas, suck my wiener.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Depends where you grew up. I grew up on coasts with extreme conditions so I'm very comfortable in the ocean, but if you put me in a pool without dive gear or a surf board it takes me half a day to swim a slap and I have to switch to titty stroke halfway down because my shoulders get tired

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Southeast asians cannot swim which is so weird to me. It's 100% rate of not being able to swim and they keep dying to water but they just refuse to learn how to swim. It disproves evolution.

          this is Black person disinfo

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shadowheart

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally fricking who?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            New bear sex simulator game

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              And that's relevant on Cinemaphile, because?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because the character being referenced can't swim, and some anon asked who can't swim. Did you really not follow that?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still not relevant because video game characters are not real.
                Now frick off back to Cinemaphile.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                who's gonna tell him that movies aren't real either...

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Some gay is shilling it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If this is true, then I'll be extra careful to avoid pools AND wolves. Thank you anon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Southeast asians cannot swim which is so weird to me. It's 100% rate of not being able to swim and they keep dying to water but they just refuse to learn how to swim. It disproves evolution.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't they live on the coast and eat a bunch of fish? How have they not all drowned yet?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's what I'm talking about with the evolution. The leading cause of death for SEAs is water.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some people aren’t naturally buoyant.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the type of people who can't hear smoke detectors

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dwarves. Their bones are heavier. The stumpy limbs are not enough to tread water. They sink straight to the bottom like flesh rocks. Warwick Davis would look great in concrete boots.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought you mean fantasy dwarves and I got excited

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a skill I need ergo I don't have it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can zoomers swim?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I sang....out of tune

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lend me your ear and I'll sing you a song
      I will try not to sing out of key

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tie a cloth rope made from clothing to the wooden couch leg, use it as a grapple

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cloth rope made from clothing

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use the corner for better grip. Probably not able to full climb up it, but it will surely be better than going against a flat wall.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah what the hell seems like an easy escape

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cum

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    red circle looks to be a hole
    break off couch leg and insert into hole to create a stable step up to the larger light fixture things and from there you can pull yourself up then out

    • 9 months ago
      I hate w*men

      you must weigh 80lbs to believe this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you must not be an obese unathletic lard to believe this*

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That'd basically be more difficult muscle up, you're not doing that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you must weigh 300+ to deny it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you stay in the dumb fricking pool sooner or later you'll weigh 80 pounds, so either way I win

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's a lardass, he thinks he'll starve to death if he doesn't eat for 2 hours

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao Cinemaphile posts revealing someone is morbidly obese has to be one of my favorite genres

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you must weigh 80lbs to believe this

      Or start breaking tiles from it to make grips.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        break off a leg and use it to break off a few tiles in the corner to use as support for toe and finger tips
        easy unless the tiles are really well mounted

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch a better movie.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick kind of moronic pool is built like this? It has no shallow end? No ladder built into the wall? No point of entry at all for the dudes who have to clean it every year? Get the frick outta here

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its an indian film, they just had a movie about a guy stuck on the toilet

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thai, not Indian

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Thai

          Well in that case the whole goddamn thing is likely made out of mud, bailing wire, and cheap glue. Just bang the couch against the wall a couple times and the whole thing will cave in, forming a gentle slope for you to calmly exit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick who's behind this toilet phobic agenda

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can suspend disbelief for a lot of things in movies, but an Indian on a toilet?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Similar incident happened to a dude years ago in my hometown
      >brain fried hippie tripping balls on acid
      >wanders down a park path near the riverfront in the late afternoon
      >spots a single room public "toilet" (more like a large hole with a seat & lid)
      >inside this toilet he thinks he sees something or someone
      >climbs inside the toilet hole essentially sitting on a septic tank
      >eight foot drop dug out to collect all the excrement from the toilet hole
      >he drops down inside the poop pit and it dawns on him that he can't get out
      >trapped waist high in shit and piss all night long
      >finally rescued in the morning by the fire department
      Park visitors heard someone screaming and crying for help... imagine the smell

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine actually having that happen on acid. id end up in an insane asylum thinking im a glass of orange juice or whatever

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty of pools are built to be deep regardless of where you are. Any pool designed for professional athletes for example...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Built to be 20 feet deep with no shallow end? Get out of here. Olympic pools are only 7 feet deep.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Walk over to the shallow end.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they made a whole horror movie out of that one episode of always sunny?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was no alligator in the Always Sunny episode

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm going to frick that alligator

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick does this have a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes? Do I need to watch this movie?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      5.2/10 on imdb, why you still using rotten rosebuds anon?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has 59%

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      person trapped in place is a very entertaining trope

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because 27 out of 28 critics thought it was better than average

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    swim

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find a loose tile and dig a couple of holes to climb on.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would listen, and that's what no-one did

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cut my jeans into hot pants for better flexibility

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's white trash bro.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You suck at fashion

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wall jumps in the corner
    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1p2suxDAfug

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT WOULD YOU DEW

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not live in some nonsense third world country.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put the couch in a corner and jump kick off the adjacent wall. Bing Bing wahoo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also set the couch so it is actually fricking standing straight up and that's like two more feet to stand on

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I am moronic. That is a slope. Thought it was discoloration from the thumbnail.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All you have to do in any situation like this is chisel hand-grips into the walls. It's harder (but doable) without any kind of tool, but he has an entire fricking couch right there

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Of course, I'll just use this soft pliable wood and cloth to chisel holes into cement! No matter that I'll need a number of hand and foot holds above what I can reach while standing, I'll just chisel them too while suspending myself with three fingers and two toes from the already-chiseled holes!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >soijakker dies because he thinks couches are nothing but cushions
        Deserved!

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would just spit until the pool was full enough to swim out.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would undress and make a rope from my clothes and then build an improvised grappling hook from the couch

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not being able to jump/wall run
    ngmi

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of moron wouldn't add a ladder to a pool

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      God is a Sims enjoyer.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pools were built by God
        fricking poor people, i swear...

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    walk to the shallow end and get out

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    be taller

  27. 9 months ago
    Naggers Tongue My Anus

    Try my best to seduce my tiny, female house mate... She definitely wanted this Big Aryan Cokkk on first meeting, she even invited me to room but I was busy moving my boxes into the house share - I've also not had sex in 6 years, I have asm serious porn addiction.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to the shallow end and get out.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Break all the tiles and stack them up to make stairs.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask the camera crew if I could use their stairs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They straight up stole the idea from sunny

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    First, I'd set the couch upright. Then I'd strip out of my clothes and tear them into strips that I would intertwine and knot. I'd test the clothing ropes to make sure they don't break, reinforcing where necessary as I'll only get the one chance at this. Then, once I know that I've got a solid enough rope, I'd sit down on the righted couch, place the clothes-rope around my neck and jerk off furiously while asphyxiating myself in the privacy of my own empty pool.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I exhaled a lot of air through my nose from your post, anon.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Breathing is reddit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bit derivative

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Easy skip after seeing that. I already know its gonna be a redditedgy film

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >UUUAAAA NOOO NOT THE DOGGOS NOT THE HECKIN WHOLESOME PUPPERINO NOOOOOOOO
          and you talk about reddit lmao

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Backflip then double jump at the peak of the flip.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Walk up to the shallow end, exit via the tiny stairs or disabled ramp in the kids section

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they did this on Wednesday Downtown
    the pit was not quite as deep (3 meters), but Oogata managed to escape by tearing handholds into the wall.
    With the leg of that chair it would be possible to knock some tiles out.
    probably the best way.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are several springs that span across the chair to keep the seat from sinking in. Won't be easy but stretching them out and bending them to clip on to one another will create a solid and long chain, use that to either grab the pole or use some of the wood to make something you can put in the pool vents. Use the rest of the chair as leverage and pick yourself up, once you have a good grip, put your feet on the springs and pull up with your hands on the lip of the pool.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it. Where's the part where you jerk off yourself with all that shit?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just bend springs back straight bro

      You cracked me up anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just bend springs back straight bro

      You cracked me up anon

      that type of sofa doesn't have springs anyway

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Climb the ladder on the other side

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    do american pools not have ladder or a shallow end

    it's just a 18 foot deep rectangular hole all around with no safety measures

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >american
      Isn't OP movie from SEA?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are some pools such as the Hearst Castle pools that are mostly just for decoration and extremely deep like that
      rich people build all kinds of weird shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no safety measures
      There are "do not run" signs.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      rent free

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I close my eyes, tippy toe, and try stretching out my arm, my hands, extending my fingers as hard as I can while looking straight up and whispering "grow, grow, grow" until I could reach the ledge and pull myself out.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I close my eyes, tippy toe, and try stretching out my arm, my hands, extending my fingers as hard as I can while looking straight up and whispering "grow, grow, grow"
      Is this just an elaborate way to describe a childhood trauma involving your uncle?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        lurk more homosexual

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    easy.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take off each of the individual tiles and use them to make stairs

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make a grappling hook out of your clothes and a couch leg.
    Loop it around that pole and climb out.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would you do?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      how fat are you? this type of climbing is so easy that even holes can do it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        luckily that lift is suspended by rope like in your image and not flesh slicing steel braided cable like every other lift

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >luckily that lift is suspended by rope like in your image and not flesh slicing steel braided cable like every other lift
          You realize how thick those cables are? And you're wearing gloves

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          a stationary cable is not dangerous at all to climb on

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd take a fat steamy shit in the snow and let it freeze. Then I'd fashion it into a shiv and fight the wolves with it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tie my jacket and pants together and then drop down safely.
      before that i'd drop that dead guy's clothes for me to not die freezing
      then i'd roll down the mountain like a beetle

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >then i'd roll down the mountain like a beetle
        based

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We call it kino

      >What would you do?
      Rub one before dying

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We call it kino

      Whats the deal with these type of movies?

      I also remember another one where a group of friends decided to swim in the middle of the ocean and the last person forgot to throw the ladder out so they couldnt get back on the boat again

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cheap to film

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Vertical Limit
        >Open Water
        >Buried
        >127 Hours
        >Frozen
        >The Shallows
        >Fall
        Any others?

        what's with all these movies about people getting stuck somewhere? Is it because they're cheap as shit to make?

        Unfortunately there are no more ideas for this genre, every scenario has been done.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          wrong
          >Tiger: A movie where a man finds himself face to face in the nepalese jungle with a tiger, uncertain what his next move will be he is sure to remain still for the foreseeable future. Little does he know, this tiger has eaten several dozen psychedelic mushrooms, and more or less isn't going to move for quite some time.
          Over 3 hours we watch a man remain deadly still in between small snippets of the tigers vision while tripping nuts, only in the end to have strangers show up and murder the tiger to save him, despite the tiger not having committed a wrongful act against him

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Already saw Life of Pi

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        most boats now have a much thinner rope hanging down at all times for this reason.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the characters in this film actually just jumps off, breaks their legs and gets mauled to death by wolves
      Hilarious everytime. Probably what I'd eventually do tbqh.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unscrew lap bar with my EDC reversible phiilips/flat pocket screw driver
      >fatigue break it in half
      >one for each of you
      >bend the outside corners into a tighter hook shape
      >bend the inside edge for a good 90degree handle grip
      >use my new hook to zipline down, carefully and incrementally, one chair at a time
      >replace hooks as necessary to prevent the wire from cutting through it
      >eventually reach the bottom

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Find edible underwear in my pocket then eat it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        what if it's after sundown and you can't be alone with an unmarried woman?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kill shawn ashmore.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would rip up the upholstery on that sofa into strips and braid it into a rope. then i would tie one of the legs to the end of the rope and grapple that pole up there and climb out.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's with all these movies about people getting stuck somewhere? Is it because they're cheap as shit to make?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it because they're cheap as shit to make?
      Bingo. It's not a new phenomenon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We call it kino

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They made a movie based on a video of a guy just doing his day job.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          is she trying to compliment her husband for lasting long in bed or trying to mock how short the battery life is on an iphone?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          so she's saying her ex lasts too long? what?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it because they're cheap as shit to make?
      yes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vertical Limit
      >Open Water
      >Buried
      >127 Hours
      >Frozen
      >The Shallows
      >Fall
      Any others?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crawl
        Beast
        47 Meters Down

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Phone Booth (random guy answers a ringing pay phone, it's a sniper who wants to play a game)

        Oxygène (French sci-fi, woman is trapped in a life support pod with no memory and an unhelpful AI assistant)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Curve (2016) is a short film about a woman trapped on this sloped surface above a bottomless pit. Every time she moves she slips a little further down.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder what the deal was with the prints on the other side

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Curve (2016)
          just watched it
          wow that was fricking lame

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Story of my life, every time I try to improve it, it gets worse.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trapped. An Indian film about a guy trapped in an empty skyscraper. Don't know why he didn't pop the door out for the hinges though lol

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that the one based on that Stephen King story?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes i think so, Stephen King's listed as Writer for Creepshow 2.

            I don't read books

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that first girl that falls in
          i was not expecting this to be that scary

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vertical Limit
      >Open Water
      >Buried
      >127 Hours
      >Frozen
      >The Shallows
      >Fall
      Any others?

      Devil
      Elevator
      Stuck

      these are all about getting stuck in the elevator

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sit and ponder whether or not I was a toy in a trashcan.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how did he get down there?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He fell asleep on an inflatable raft while the pool was being drained. When he woke up, the water level was too low to get out. Then a crocodile comes. I'm not making this up.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        When did the couch come? And his clothes?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do not recall. I know there's a woman down there with him. She was gonna jump into the pool because she didn't notice the water level had fallen. The man shouts to stop her, but this just startles her and she falls into the pool, cracking her head on the diving board in the process.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were shooting a commercial

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Then a crocodile comes
        so he has food for a few days then, what's the issue?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He fell asleep on an inflatable raft while the pool was being drained. When he woke up, the water level was too low to get out. Then a crocodile comes. I'm not making this up.

      When did the couch come? And his clothes?

      I do not recall. I know there's a woman down there with him. She was gonna jump into the pool because she didn't notice the water level had fallen. The man shouts to stop her, but this just startles her and she falls into the pool, cracking her head on the diving board in the process.

      I love these 10 minute recaps of movies, saves so much time, you can watch like 10 movies in the time it takes to watch one.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        why didnt he tape the crocodiles mouth shut, what a dumbass

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          too busy duct taping Koi's head

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >starts with a "*record scratch* that's me. I suppose you're wondering how I got in this situation"
        I'm not finishing the summary. I'm goung to download the full kino right now.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a crocodile is attacking on his foot, he discovers
        >dave hits with a bucket
        amazing

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Worst 10 minutes of my life

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Come the frick on. This fricking guy has the worst bad luck in existence. Every wrong possible string of events that could've happen, happened to him in order for this stupid premise to work.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i know, i was willing to give it a pass until the ladder got pulled. i bet the writers had a lot of ideas and didnt have the good judgment to let some of them go instead of cramming them all in.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          who's the qt

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dustin Beaver

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that gator CGI was atrocious

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          almost indian tiktok tier

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, that movie sounds significantly more moronic than I'd have thought.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I love these 10 minute recaps of movies, saves so much time, you can watch like 10 movies in the time it takes to watch one.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          wait a second, that's just Nicholas Cage

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He accidentally drank all the water.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill jesta

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [x] genuflect

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use my clothes and fabric from the chair to make a makeshift rope, use the wood from the chair to make a grapple, attach it to the rope and swing over until it snags something, then climb up.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you literally stole my idea you copycat.

      I would rip up the upholstery on that sofa into strips and braid it into a rope. then i would tie one of the legs to the end of the rope and grapple that pole up there and climb out.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget to piss on the clothes so it won't rip.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heel hook and mantle the first hold, crossover to a higher credit card crimp, get to the end sticker, pumpy dyno to the lip.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah, I'm climbing with no equipment
      >the purest form of climbing
      >free soloing we call it
      >of these? These are just my special climbing shoes and magic grip powder

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    make a rope ladder out of the couch

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was thinking about this and if it rained you would be completely fricked.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is a drain in the pool, that's how he got into the situation in the first place, the water drained out while he was sleeping on a floatation device.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro unless this is set in a tropical rainforest there is no way it would rain enough to even drown you let alone reach the top of the pool before you died of dehydration.

      Furthermore thanks to the couch he can likely float if it rained enough to get higher than his head, but he would still not survive long enough to get out. He could drink the rain water sure but that can still make you sick plus he would still die of hunger in that case. No way it would rain an entire giant swimming pool's worth of water within a month or so, and that's being generous. Even with the rain water in the pool it wouldn't take long to become stagnant and undrinkable so really that plan is also out the window.

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >google the plot of the film
    what the actual frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice try

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is swimming white supremacy?

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MADAMS

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would make at least one single good decision which he was incapable of doing
    Must be an asian thing

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Douse the fire?
      Like wtf lmao.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        there was a reason they couldnt do that, but i dont remember.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Finland be like, what's the problem?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      use the glass shards from the window to cut the girls hair and make a rope out of it, then tie something to the end like a hook and lift up the ladder.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sauna is cool in a hot way, 247 F what would you do?
      is that the gayest fricking hook ever written?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        for sure, probably some foreigner did that because it just doesn't sound right.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All you have to do is kick out 1 wood panel, on any 1 wall. Then you can rip them out with more leverage. You literally only need 3 panels removed to slither out.

      However I would imagin

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        OH FRICK ANON DIED IN SAUNA

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah it looks pretty sturdy to me, this isnt an american apartment complex with 1/4 inch drywall.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just sit down on the floor. Its usually near normal room temperature down there. Has whoever wrote this movie never gone to a sauna before?

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just do a backflip?

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pry up the tiles and tunnel into the earth until I come out the other side.

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No problem when you're taller than 5'2.

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The film revolves around a couple who is trapped in a 6 meter deep pool after the water is drained out.

    I have never seen a pool that deep IRL that didn’t either have

    >a huge ladder on the deep end that goes all the way to the bottom
    >the floor to be sloping upwards one side to the other

    So I’m not sure how this could get you stuck. And I practiced scuba diving with oxygen tanks in a 15 meter deep pool at the deaf school near me (don’t ask why deaf people need such a deep pool, I don’t know)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I meant to say blind school. Not deaf. Not sure if that’s weirder. Was cool walking around a school full of blind college aged kids though. I felt like a superhuman

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        My first instinct is that it's some sort of death trap to weed out the weak or the stupid.

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would you escape from this one if you stayed as the water drained?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      climb out like bane, duh

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no one to chant deshi deshi basara

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait until being found then sue the shit out of whoever owns the property

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    punch holes in the wall and climb on those

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    pee so much that it fills up the pool

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would you stay hydrated?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        drink the pee

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      >pee in your mouth
      >pee is a diuretic so it makes you pee even more
      >pee half in your mouth half in the pool
      >the diuretic effects compound
      >the pool fills up with the pee dividends of your diuretic feedback loop

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cover myself in oil and wait for rain

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hit the corner and parkour that shit.

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to the shallow end.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what kind of an american sauna goes all the way up to 119°c?

  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the-pool-2018
    damn only chinkBlack folk can make shit movie like this

  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would simply not go into an empty pool that I coudn't get out of

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      die like the stupid arrogant moronic billionaires they are. so nice to see more dead losers.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know you're not on reddit right

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what do?
      Get the vax. Then die.

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    buncha pool specialists itt

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He could have just put his back in the corner of the pool then used his legs on either side of the wall to keep pressure, and shimmied up.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that may work for a kid, but for a fully grown man it's just not possible.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        A fully grown man could ninja warrior the wall, so long as they weren't a hambeast. It's not that high and has a slope.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          i dont see any slope, besides the top 3 or 4 looks like juts out which would make him have to lean his upper body forward losing any slop he may have

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remembered I ordered a pizza an not be moronic when he arrived by going in a drain or something, I forget what he did but he wasn't there when the pizza man came.

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What would you do?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the guy that survived did

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      qrd?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what this is

        >Random group of people stand in the circle
        >If you leave your own circle or try to touch anyone next to you, you die
        >Every two minutes there is a vote and whoever gets the most votes dies
        >Last person alive gets to leave

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do you die? Is it something you could avoid or is it supernatural?
          Anyway, it sounds like the most likable person would survive, so I would probably get killed right away.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Electric pulse. Instant and unavoidable.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta but i think i remember it being aliens, they are in a flying saucer and when the winner gets out he realizes there are just more saucers, and maybe he even ends up in another one [spoiler/]

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the guy that survived did

      How did the kid outsmart them at the end?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forget but think he tricked them into stepping off their marker. Which means you instantly die. But there was something else I forget he did that was smart.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know what this is

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guy who said they should kill all the old people first was right but salty boomers ruined it for everyone else.

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could easily strip that couch and make a rope out of it the use the arm rest to make an anchor, throw it on that post up there and leave.
    I'll be out so fast my (You)s will still be there when I get home.

  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ending of this film is amazing in a stupid mind bending way.

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno how to describe it. But I can do the wall walk thing where you put your butt to the wall, and walk up up by spreading your legs at 45 degrees, bracing your weight, and walking up.

    I'd put the couch up into the corner to get a headstart.

    Also I would spit on my hands/feet, and rub them over every surface beforehand. This would get as much grit, dirt, and sand on every part of my hands and feet.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      also the only problems would be
      > tiles might be too slippery
      > in which case I break a couch leg off and smash as many tiles as I can in two lines vertical
      > also incline might frick me up as I would have to lean forward, however I can put my hand in that hole

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just call my mom tell her i got stuck in a pool

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This wouldn't have happened to me at all.
    I am stronger and cleverer than most people and I would have been aware of the dangers and avoided the situation completely.

  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not an asian manlet so I'd be fine

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fap until the pool was full, then OP would jump in and drink it all like the homosexual he is

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    remake of picrel?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Woman in The Dunes

      GOAT movie. average anon's dream situation too

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        was genuinely surprised by how kino that movie was when I found it. and yes, I agree, I could learn to live with yellow fever if all I had to do was shovel sand

        remake of picrel?

        never heard of it, i'll give it a shot, but if it's not kino then i will consider both of you to have bad taste

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you don't find it kino then expect a bag of piss in the mail

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            20 minutes in and it's pretty kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Woman in The Dunes

      GOAT movie. average anon's dream situation too

      was genuinely surprised by how kino that movie was when I found it. and yes, I agree, I could learn to live with yellow fever if all I had to do was shovel sand

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just build enough speed on the corner so I can go to a paralell universe, the just half press A to jump out.

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >homies itt don't know how to bunny hop
    it's over

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk what this is from but why wouldnt this moron prop it up in the corner where he could A. presumably prop it up more securely making it a slightly higher platform and B. use the two walls to climb up much easier

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, frick you OP. I actually wasted 1,5 hours of my life watching the movie and IT FRICKING SUCKED.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you should have watched the 10 minute version you fool.

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can run up two walls and leap onto one of these holes and do a backflip out of this pool, maybe YOU are the problem.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird because he's Asian so should be able to do lots of Jackie Chan shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QY-uefDdR34

        I'll never skip wall running ninja class again so I don't die in a pool boys.

  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can spider climb or run the corner pretty easy

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