>break off good piece of that sinfully decadent couch >take off pants, soak them in piss >tie pants to couch piece >throw couch piece out of the pool at the corner there so that the wood sits across the two adjacent sides >climb out to thunderous applause using piss rope, pantsless but modesty preserved by my tanktop
rip apart couch and all my clothes
tie rope
tie end of rope to a couch leg or board
keep tossing it at pole at the top until it tangles itself
climb out
>break leg off of couch >break tiles with my new club >hollow out space behind tile large enough to fit my hands and feet >repeat until i have made a "ladder" to the top >go home and jerk off to margot robbie
There is concrete behind the tiles. Not dirt. You think they just line the hole with tiles? The tiles are there because concrete is rough and could cut you.
Even 1/4" of space is enough. Rock climbers can climb sheer faces with that much to grip onto.
However, they have incredible grip strength and training.
A random person would need to make some climbing shoes and picks out of the sofa pieces.
This is it, although there is likely to be concrete behind the tile so your ladder will be quite precarious. You may have to fashion some kind of toe-hold shoe/device out of the sofa to tie onto your foot in order to make progress upwards.
got out of the pool when the guy clearly told me he was draining it instead of falling asleep on an infallible chair like a fricking idiot for several hours
>everyone tries to escape
morons. cut the upholstery into strips, and use them to spell out S.O.S. then you just wait for an airplane or chopper to see you. you can survive for 3 days without water, and a poll that big has to be in a city with air trafic. just wait it out
Very low stakes. You could live there for weeks without food and the pool will being the lowest point will collect water. Someone will eventually find you if you just wait.
stand back about 10 feet. push off on skate board, hold X to crouch, approach at an angle, when hitting the slant, double tap up and press x again to gain some height then hit triangle to start the wallride, double tap up and press x again to jump up again and hop off the board to grab the ledge.
I'd like to see the small idea of a guy trapped in a relationship with a girl who loves him but he's uninterested and instead likes a lady who would never be with him.
*Prays in center*
By Your Leave & By Your Will May Signs Fall Upon me so that Pious are Merry and evildoers grieve.
*hears something*
HIYA BUDDY! WHATCHA DOIN' DOWN THERE!?
i'd remember that charlie has a cell phone, i'd take it out and order a pizza and then when the guy delivers i'd ask him to drop something for me to climb out with
>pull out my phone >call emergencies services and explain my situation and where I am >call family members as well >call friends as well >try to find a place with some shade while I wait
>he doesnt know how to climb 90 degree corners
easiest way is to do it on your back. even a kid could do it the hard way. you have zero excuse unless you're a fatass.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tYlBMnhPtYA
Pee really hard to fill up the pool and then swim out
Not jump in an empty pool
die
Walk over to the shallow end and climb out.
give my jordons a few pumps then jump
>break off good piece of that sinfully decadent couch
>take off pants, soak them in piss
>tie pants to couch piece
>throw couch piece out of the pool at the corner there so that the wood sits across the two adjacent sides
>climb out to thunderous applause using piss rope, pantsless but modesty preserved by my tanktop
What's the piss for?
i think it makes the rope tougher to tear ?
piss shirt bend bar
break off a sofa leg and break some of the tiling until I have some points I can actively grab and climb
rip apart couch and all my clothes
tie rope
tie end of rope to a couch leg or board
keep tossing it at pole at the top until it tangles itself
climb out
Walk to the shallow end and use the ladder
>break leg off of couch
>break tiles with my new club
>hollow out space behind tile large enough to fit my hands and feet
>repeat until i have made a "ladder" to the top
>go home and jerk off to margot robbie
There is concrete behind the tiles. Not dirt. You think they just line the hole with tiles? The tiles are there because concrete is rough and could cut you.
Even 1/4" of space is enough. Rock climbers can climb sheer faces with that much to grip onto.
However, they have incredible grip strength and training.
A random person would need to make some climbing shoes and picks out of the sofa pieces.
True enough but he said he would hollow it out.
This is it, although there is likely to be concrete behind the tile so your ladder will be quite precarious. You may have to fashion some kind of toe-hold shoe/device out of the sofa to tie onto your foot in order to make progress upwards.
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>What would you do?
That wall literally has steps
Climb up the wall because I'm not a fat amerimutt
yell for help of course
Kill the crocodile and use it's hide to make a rope.
You probably don't have a knife and crocodile skin is super strong. Also you couldn't kill it
Crocodile hunter jumped on dozens no prob. If it was a stingray then you might have a point
no, I think the problem was that the Stingray had a point
All you have to do is jam your thumb up its butthole.
Well, he wasn't called the stingray hunter.
got out of the pool when the guy clearly told me he was draining it instead of falling asleep on an infallible chair like a fricking idiot for several hours
>everyone tries to escape
morons. cut the upholstery into strips, and use them to spell out S.O.S. then you just wait for an airplane or chopper to see you. you can survive for 3 days without water, and a poll that big has to be in a city with air trafic. just wait it out
I'd run up the wall and frontflip to the top
is this a joke? Get your hand in that hole then swing other arm up and leave. That guys fit enough
hook one of the couch legs in the hole
How do you get around the beam?
>realize you're in the matrix
>turn 360 degrees
>walk through the beam
easy
Use my cell phone to call Dennis and Dee.
>t. white trash
>ALLIGATOR TOOTH AN' SNAKE SKIN SPIRIT
walk to the shallow end and up the steps
>break leg off couch
>use it to pry up 10,000 tiles
>build stacked tile staircase and walk out
Very low stakes. You could live there for weeks without food and the pool will being the lowest point will collect water. Someone will eventually find you if you just wait.
what would you do with the cgi crocodile?
It's CGI silly. CGI can't hurt you.
>CGI can't hurt you
That was supposed to be the one with the girl power helicopter
goddamn i wanna frick
>her youthful breasts
hrrrrrrng
But youd die without your insulin
Id use my white privilege to propel myself to the top
go to the shallow end? wtf
stand back about 10 feet. push off on skate board, hold X to crouch, approach at an angle, when hitting the slant, double tap up and press x again to gain some height then hit triangle to start the wallride, double tap up and press x again to jump up again and hop off the board to grab the ledge.
How
So is this a real movie? A dude gets stuck in a drained pool?
There's a lot of these movies lately
The tower is a metaphor for a penis
>the telephone box
>buried
>tunnel
wtf I didn't know this was a genre
I'd like to see the small idea of a guy trapped in a relationship with a girl who loves him but he's uninterested and instead likes a lady who would never be with him.
>romantic triangle
older movies and anime, those are your choices
Tár came out last year and plays out exactly like he described
this movie reinforced the idea in my mind that thais are fricking moronic
*Prays in center*
By Your Leave & By Your Will May Signs Fall Upon me so that Pious are Merry and evildoers grieve.
*hears something*
HIYA BUDDY! WHATCHA DOIN' DOWN THERE!?
>praying
>praying? that's fricking gay. later homosexual don't drown
Start pissing
Literally the first reply. Wasn't funny then either
>Put couch in corner
>Jump kick off the wall next to me
Bing Bing wahoooooo
I'd just double jump
I'd just go from the deep end side to the shallow end and walk out
there's a alligator there moron
How does the alligator leave?
I walk right past it and get out. Alligators don't give a shit about people.
I'd jump over it
>the entire movie I thought the disclosure in the beginning was for the crocodile
>was weirded out because the croc was obviously fake
>oh...
i'd remember that charlie has a cell phone, i'd take it out and order a pizza and then when the guy delivers i'd ask him to drop something for me to climb out with
Backflip out of the pool
Just throw parts of myself out of the pool, then reassemble myself
>perfectly adequate hand/toe holds at elbow level either side of him
ngmi
Run and use momentum
Ez
I'm not asian, so I simply step up to the top
So what happens at the end?
Can't find a full summary and don't care to watch it.
His dog ACKs himself and he uses the body to climb
Cause as much chaos as I can. Chaos is a ladder.
I wouldn't say anything. I would have listened to what they had to say because no one else did.
wall jump like mario using the corners till i reach the top
break off a leg on that couch then use it to knock out tiles for better grip
*unzips dick*
Better get started
Call my mom
I will live in the pool. Rule the pool. My own kingdom.
gonna talk to roxanne and feel like a fool
>pull out my phone
>call emergencies services and explain my situation and where I am
>call family members as well
>call friends as well
>try to find a place with some shade while I wait
>he doesnt know how to climb 90 degree corners
easiest way is to do it on your back. even a kid could do it the hard way. you have zero excuse unless you're a fatass.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tYlBMnhPtYA