What would you do during Purge night?

What would you do during Purge night?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill you

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loot

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Commit tax fraud and maybe snipe some loser “purgers” from my fortified home

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >file a bunch of incorrect taxes
      >2 months later, the irs processes them
      >arrests you for fraud since you can't file taxes on purge night
      Great plan dumbass

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d put people into death traps and see if they have the will to survive my trap.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can do that on a regular night, you'd just get a fine for kidnapping.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But thats not illegal.

      t. Lawyer

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rape

    Do the movies even show anyone committing SA? 95% of men would rape if they knew there would be no consequences but it doesn't seem like it happens often in these scenarios

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the second one did

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sex crimes are the lowest of low in the eyes of criminals
      They have a faux honor system and if you were a rapist or a pedophile theyre coming after you specifically purge night so you’re just making yourself a target

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's just a prison hierarchy thing. there is no "honor system" and nobody would bother to hunt a random rapist unless you specifically raped their daughter or whatever.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There’s vigilantes out there who specifically target sex criminals
          They’re usually insane homeless people but the police know that they kill pedos and rapists and don’t arrest them because they’re saving people’s tax dollars for a trial and somebody killing then in prison anyways

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >There’s vigilantes out there who specifically target sex criminals
            list ten

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Patrick drum
              James Fairbanks
              Stephen Marshall
              Michael A. Mullen
              Jason Vukovich
              Jeremy moody
              Aubrey Thomas Harrison
              Paul Fitzgerald
              Gary Plauché
              Johnathan edington

              >target sex criminals
              >saving people’s tax dollars for a trial
              go to bed, timmy

              You realize you’re going to be killed in prison when you go to jail right

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You realize you’re going to be killed in prison when you go to jail right
                i'm really sorry you got diddled as a kid but indulging in these impotent fantasies of violence is only going to make you more mentally ill, not less. btw did you like it? in my experience the molested kids that can't get over it are the ones that really liked it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t have to fantasize about it, I would never hurt anybody but I just enjoy watching perverts and degenerates die painfully
                If you’re not a pedophile and just defend them for whatever reason at least it’s good to know nobody will ever respect or associate themselves with you

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >target sex criminals
            >saving people’s tax dollars for a trial
            go to bed, timmy

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The real world isn't gotham city, you are deranged

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SA
      why do gays talk like this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        cause he was SA

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The films imply it but don't show it if I remember right.
      It's a major plot element of both seasons of the show though

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    jerk off, drink, and shitpost on Cinemaphile. so, same old shit

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would fortify the shit outta my place weeks in advance

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      as you're doing that, dig a series of tunnels under your place and set off some tannerite to make the crater, which will be my palace in the new world order. b***h

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't we all be fricked as soon as the purge ends? Banks would just steal all of your money and sell your information to identity thieves

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since anything is legal i would file taxes saying the government owes me money
    There would be no purge next year

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Submit my taxes. According to the taxes that I can't be criminally penalized for I am a veteran with 15 disabled kids and no income.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lose my virginity

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i chuckled

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    At a certain point you lose your own sanity and you will go out of your way to please your sick mentality. Even if that means risking your own life. Personally, I'm not afraid of death or dying. I've had this certain empty feeling for a very long time. And when this certain feeling builds up, I can't help but focus my attention on nothing but this certain individual. And the only way I can get rid of/please this feeling is if I personally hurt this person. The only way I can fix this is if I severely cripple or kill him. Any chance I get, I will become an animal seeking to kill him. Oh god it makes my mouth water just thinking about watching him die. I want to feel the adrenaline run through my veins as I hunt for this piece of shit. I want to feel the adrenaline as I attack him with a knife. I know it will feel so good as I lacerate his skin with a knife. I will finally be happy as I watch his blood spill. I will finally be at peace when I watch him choke on his own blood. It's the only way my pressure will be relieved.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would look up sex offenders near me. Filter them out to offenses against minors and then kill them during the purge

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get some dicky

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play Grand Theft Auto and complain about the state of our society

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would say the N word

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would take some drugs and pass out for 12 hours. If I wake up that's good if I don't well I guess it's whatever

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you waiting for purge night to do that?

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Download an entire car

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    force people working on this franchise to make an actual good movie or die horribly

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do during Purge night?
    Snipe from the roof of my house.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    are any of the Purge movies good?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The second one is. It does the most with the concept, keeps the woke bullshit to a minimum, and really explores the Purge and its impact on people's lives. It definitely has the most/best world building and is the peak of the series.
      The first is just a home invasion thriller that doesn't really explore the world at all.
      The third is unmitigated woke dogshit that rides the coattails of the second. All the good guys are mutts and Black folk and all the 'bad' guys are le evil white nazis.
      The fourth is literally a propaganda commercial for white genocide. The entire story revolves around Black folk trying to survive the purge by killing white law enforcement. There's a scene at the end that basically pulls the "We are the future!" saying right out of this massive group of people....NONE of which are white.
      The most recent one takes place on the border and I didn't watch it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The most recent one takes place on the border and I didn't watch it.
        It ends with the rich white people being saved by noble Mexicans, and tons of Americans cross the border to Mexico to escape the white supremacists (get the subtlety?), where Mexico welcomes them with open arms because no human is illegal.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.propublica.org/article/post-katrina-white-vigilantes-shot-african-americans-with-impunity

    It would just turn into white men hunting down and purging everyone else.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What all minorities fail to realize is that social order is the only thing stopping an instant genocide against every single brown and black person in the country

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, but whites.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong, brownoid. You animals can't even organize a functioning block party without some kind of gang or cartels shooting an infant in the head with a stray bullet. You would never ever be able to organize any meaningful resistance against white men.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You animals can't even organize a functioning block party without some kind of gang or cartels shooting an infant in the head with a stray bullet.
            Mostly white infants.

            >You would never ever be able to organize any meaningful resistance against white men.
            Afghanistan, Vietnam, Eastern Front, Algeria, and probably some other places as well.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              None of those are Mexicans or Black folk.
              Don't confuse ideology with racial cohesion and capability.
              >mostly white infants
              Just straight up false, you stupid monkey.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing, because I'm an individual who doesn't follow the crowd, so I would instead pull all of my shenanigans the night before. What are they going to do, arrest me?

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horses, mostly.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably make a frozen pizza, watch kinos and shitpost about how much I hate everything on Cinemaphile but do nothing about it.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'd hold the fort and just defend myself.
    Possibly try to band together to kill the people that invented the Purge. There's a certain class struggle subtext in the franchise, it's done to kill low class people

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Download a lot of movies

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being filtered by the purge

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hop on Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile for the yearly /purgebowl/

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