What would you do if seagull was your doctor?
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What would you do if seagull was your doctor?
What would you do if seagull was your doctor?
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die.
Insist on another.
Imagine getting kicked so hard you turn into a tasmanian devil and fly out the same window twelve times
Ask him to release the directors cut off On Deadly Ground
is that into the trash it goes man?
Thank God it's not the female Ghostbusters and tell him that while Under Siege I thought he was just The Cook.
Ask for my birthday back
ask him how he made the sun come down as he walked?
obviously he walked very, very slowly and then they sped up the footage
Do they do the same thing when he runs?
Where is he running?
He's Steven fricking Seagall. The world bends to his will
tell him that I'm still sore about that fewtehbechs
>steven will never hold your hand
why live?
>everything but seagal is out of focus
imagine lying there half dead as a prop for a seagal photoshoot
it's AI
No it’s real that’s just what janky slav hospitals look like
But what if this guy was a Van Damme fan?
What if the guy WAS Van Damme?
They defocused the image to protect the privacy of the patient.
>I am putting you on 1200 calorie emergency diet, this is not good situation
As if they haven't been through enough already
>wake up
>ask Dr Seagal a question
>wah happen
under siege is the most realistic movie about battleships ever
the bigger question is do they even know who that guy is? or do they wake up and see this old fatso standing over them wondering what is going on
>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in medical arts. I was given the title of PhD. They take a show “The Good Doctor.” They have a 5-foot-9-inch British guy, whether he was moronic or autistic, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to med school. He doesn’t know anatomy. He has never held a stethoscope. They make him the Good Doctor. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?”
Thank G-d because my life would be saved