What would you do if seagull was your doctor?

What would you do if seagull was your doctor?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    die.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Insist on another.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine getting kicked so hard you turn into a tasmanian devil and fly out the same window twelve times

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him to release the directors cut off On Deadly Ground

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that into the trash it goes man?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank God it's not the female Ghostbusters and tell him that while Under Siege I thought he was just The Cook.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ask for my birthday back

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ask him how he made the sun come down as he walked?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      obviously he walked very, very slowly and then they sped up the footage

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do they do the same thing when he runs?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Where is he running?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's Steven fricking Seagall. The world bends to his will

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tell him that I'm still sore about that fewtehbechs

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >steven will never hold your hand
    why live?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everything but seagal is out of focus
    imagine lying there half dead as a prop for a seagal photoshoot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's AI

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it’s real that’s just what janky slav hospitals look like

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But what if this guy was a Van Damme fan?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What if the guy WAS Van Damme?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's AI

      No it’s real that’s just what janky slav hospitals look like

      They defocused the image to protect the privacy of the patient.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I am putting you on 1200 calorie emergency diet, this is not good situation

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As if they haven't been through enough already

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up
    >ask Dr Seagal a question
    >wah happen

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    under siege is the most realistic movie about battleships ever

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the bigger question is do they even know who that guy is? or do they wake up and see this old fatso standing over them wondering what is going on

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in medical arts. I was given the title of PhD. They take a show “The Good Doctor.” They have a 5-foot-9-inch British guy, whether he was moronic or autistic, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to med school. He doesn’t know anatomy. He has never held a stethoscope. They make him the Good Doctor. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?”

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank G-d because my life would be saved

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