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What would you do if Superwoman was your wife?
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probably get killed off for dramatic effect
you can be the first male love interest to be fridged
Wasn't that guy who was porking Rose in Priest's Deathstroke run essentially fridged.
fridging isn't real
Don’t worry anon you’ll be back when the universe resets itself for the 50th time
I'm still angry about that, I fricking loved that Lois Lane Superwoman book until the last page.
Get kidnapped by supervillainesses. Hope a threeway between me, Superwife and Wonder Woman will happen.
I want them to give me a "facesitting sandwich" where my head will be crushed between their asses while I die in ecstasy.
I need an AU where Super Woman marries a tsundere Lex Luthor.
Amazing, that is the worst pairing I can think of and you went right for it.
Can Luthor even handle that much cake?
Here's how you do it in a fun way
Lex Luthor married the farm girl he met in his childhood, Clara Kent.
He has an intense hatred of Superwoman
He doesn't know that the two people are the same because he has that special kind of autism that prevents him from putting together basic clues
So Clara is spending a lot of her time putting a stop to her husband's evil plans.
All the other villains and heroes think this is some weird type of foreplay because Clara doesn't admit to anything and Lex adamantly denies the possibility that his wife is Superwoman.
You could get maybe, 2 or 3 comedy issues out of this concept.
>Lex dismisses the initial claims as nonsense
>He gets caught up in dismissing/rationalising the escalating number of claims everyone else brings up, suggesting it could be a fault of circumstance, or bad-faith actors
>He claims to be loathe to do it, but then starts bringing up less scientific/grounded suggestions like clones, shapeshifters and parallel universe versions of Superwomen
>Clara has to step in and loudly act hurt and innocent before Lex has to remind himself that he should be more indignant his wife's character is being questioned
Lex is the type of guy to bend his world just to not admit he was wrong, so I can see it.
In STAS he quietly admits he's happy to see Superman intervene for the first time when he saves Lana Lang while they were a couple and has to see Lana sucking face with Supes with his own eyes to finally take action against her obvious spying, and even when he does he's clearly torn up
At least that earlier version of him from one show displays that he's capable of genuinely being manipulated to a significant degree if he has strong feelings for someone I guess that lingering sentiment why Lana is able to just leave the story again even after Lex explicitly gave in and tried to have her killed
that's god awful. I'D want to be the omnipotent one.
I imagine I wouldn't last long.
a super powered guy fricking a regular girl to pieces is inherently horrifying, but a superpowered girl banging a regular guy to pieces can never look messed up or disturbing, not just because guys are into that, it's straight up no where near as visceral as the former scenario, even if it leads to death. One involves a super powered dick which is basically a spear, and the other is completely different
>but a superpowered girl banging a regular guy to pieces can never look messed up or disturbing
Really? cause getting your intestines violently pushed out of your butthole from immense pressure on your pelvis/ abdomen while fricking sounds pretty gruesome
Not that i wouldn't sign up for that in a heartbeat
Getting fricked to death by a woman would basically be like experiencing the femur crusher from Containment Breach, except it's your dick.
SIMP
Imagine the gun being a penis.
>that doujin of the super chick going too far and the bloke literally spits out his organs mid cowgirl
Yeah I was all in after that
Which one?
I'd argue the complete opposite. A super-powered guy will have a clean kill, one good thrust and she's gone.
A super-powered woman, on the other hand, is going to have to go the blunt force route. She is going to have to slam into you hundreds of times while keeping you inside her, giving her maybe 10-15cm of maneuvering room to crush you to death. It would be a sexual iron maiden: thousands of small pains collectively working to slowly bleed you to death, except instead of spikes it's just tens of thousands of hydraulic pistons slamming into you until everything cracks.
>superpowered girl banging a regular guy to pieces can never look messed up
Anon.....
Wonder what a beautiful, omnipotent, paragon of virtue is dating me for
Have the most amazing bone breaking sex every night.
I’m a sexual sadism that is into spanking women - the obvious problem is she is not going to feel anything however hard or whatever implement. So we are going to need some sort of Kryptonite that removes her powers but doesn’t kill her, or some red light generators, or me having magic implements.
>So we are going to need some sort of Kryptonite that removes her powers but doesn’t kill her, or some red light generators, or me having magic implements.
This is canonical, at least in Lois and Superman's case.
seems irresponsible
Some stories state that you can HURT a kryptonian, but not damage them so a spank would sting a bit but never get beyond that
>anons spanks actually sting during sex
>this later culminates when the
scene is thwarted by him tanking a fricking building falling on him
>Anon emerges from the rubble as The Spanker.
Is the Spanker a supervillain spanking superheroines or a superhero spanking supervillainess?
If not both then, probably
>superhero spanking supervillainess
with the occasion superheroine spanking.
The natural question to this is who is in his rogue gallery?
It could be a copy of Superwoman’s female villains as outlined by
. With the idea that Superwoman sounds like a silver age setting and the Spanker sounding like one of those joke characters that is undefeatable, you can envision him inexplicably just showing up all over the place.
Which female DC characters need a spanking?
All of them.
If we are talking about heroes then Wonder Woman just for the link that character has to BDSM and that. Both Black Canary and Zatanna also have a related bondage element going that makes them fit, and in the case of the former there could be some disapproval at the way she is dressing (especially if Superman being Superwoman does make it a certain silver age type universe). Supergirl's and Lois Lane's connection to Superwoman also make them seem like obvious candidates. As for villains then Superwoman's female enemies are the obvious, maybe too obvious. Wonder Woman has plenty of female villains so that, plus the already mentioned Wonder Woman link making it fit, seems like it could have crossover.
If this was comics it would a crossover between multiple DC titles. Mysterious figure known as Spanker first appears in an issue of Superwoman. Next he appears in an issue of Wonder Woman, followed by Detective Comics and so on. Accumulates in an issue of the Justice League where it is revealed, through extensive flashbacks, that Anon is unknowingly the Spanker. Anon reforms and vows to use his powers to spank villainesses.
Boywife it up as best I can
Make lots of babies with her
this
>What would you do if Superwoman was your wife?
Have an inferiority complex and a stronger drive to be her equal or superior, which would frequently comically backfire. She would try different approaches such as patronising me, teasing me and trying to assure me she loves me for who I am, none of which would sink in for the long-term. Eventually I would either perish in an accident involving the latest machine designed to beat Superwoman once and for all, or I would have a Scrooge-like dream of being the strongest person left alive, but socially ostracised with my family and peers long gone and only myself left, which would force me to re-evaluate my way of thinking for the better
I'd just break up with her, there's no way I could live like that.
Honestly I don't think I would ever make it to the step of getting married to begin with. If I were in that position I'd probably think "I can't marry you unless I can prove myself your equal first, I don't want to be a househusband or a burden". The bigger problem would be, could I let go of that sort of baggage if she were to eventually relent and go after another man, or would it define who I am for the rest of my life?
Okay, but you're gonna turn into a villain either way.
There was a Cinemaphile screencap about Hank Pym where he's described as villain-coded in every respect but he's still trying to be a hero despite his destiny. I wouldn't mind settling for that role. Half the reason I would have fallen for Superwoman to begin with was her virtue and capability of righting injustice
>Villain notices Anon's inferiority complex and shaky relationship
>Takes advantage of it and corrupts him into the new villain of the week like Green Goblin
Amazing.
Give the kansas farmgirl the kids she clearly wants
>Assume everything else in DC is unchanged.
DC can be anything from edgelord gritty to fun & camp. In one DC universe I get raped & murdered by an Amazon that results in Superwoman going into a genocidal rage against the Amazonians, in another universe I'm like Jimmy Olsen getting involved in Silver Age hijinks. What sort of DC universe am I in?
Superman being a woman seems like it would inherently be setup to be Silver Age esque.
Yeah
I still can't believe this story is real, and that Grant Morrison never referenced it.
Gender-swapped Clark seems like a great wife.
make sure our son doesnt get tortured by her evil counterpart
Listen to her b***h about Lois Lane.
That is an interesting line of thought. What would her relationship with Lois, Jimmy Olsen and Lana Lang be like?
You can expand that to include people like Kara, Batman and Wonder Woman.
>Batman
This is Bruce so he is still going to have contingencies in place to counter them whether they are Superman or Superwoman. It seems easy to jump to her and Bruce having romantic feelings for each however, I don't really think there would be. The whole 'Bruce and Clark are gay for each other' comes from their close broship, though with Clark being a woman it is reasonable that they never been such close friends.
>Wonder Woman
Probably close friends. If Diana is bisexual than she may even be attracted to... what even is Superwoman's name?
>Kara
Maybe being a woman she can related to Kara more easily than Clark a man could. Possibly doesn't make much of a difference in their relationship, and Kara is still going to have to deal with everything.
>Lois
Maybe friends? Maybe b***hy? Maybe b***hy friends?
>Lana
I don't see why they wouldn't be friends. Unless both are actually bisexual then there is none of that romance, though maybe female-Clark and Lana practised kissing with each other when they were younger.
>what even is Superwoman's name?
Carroll maybe? Begins with C and is both a surname that is also used as a given name.
I'm partial to "Claire" for her name
Clara
A suit that tight seems a bit impractical
plus, being able to basically see everything right from the start ruins the fun of imagination
What a homosexual
Why does OP want girl superman for a wife when there's Wonder Woman?
Have lots of children, she'd almost certainly go for it. Also, so she has plenty of loved ones left when I inevitably get killed/die.
>when I inevitably get killed/die.
You have a fairly good chance of getting brought back to life.
If Clara Kent approached you, how much spaghetti would fall from your pockets?
10 pounds worth of spaghetti. All I can do is hope she thinks it's cute.
Does jumping off a building count as spilling spaghetti?
I’d drop the whole grocery isle.
i think about her all the time
>No problem, darling. Sure, Kara can move in with us.
>Whoops! Sorry, Kara. I didn't mean to walk in on you coming out of the shower.
GOOD artist.
Who made the second supergirls one? Or are they all the same guy)
You dumb motherfricker
all the same artisr
I want supergirl, not superwoman
This
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
Anons are overlooking how having Superwoman as a wife also means you get as a pet best boy Krypto.
Or that she’s a white woman living alone with a male dog
How the frick a dog is as strong as a kryptonian anyways?
Kryptonian dog. All kryptonian fauna seem to be super powered like Comet the Superhorse or Beppo the Supermonkey.
If Superman is Superwoman does Connor still happen? If so then wouldn't Connor be female? You have Kara as Supergirl and now femConnor as another supergirl.
>You have Kara as Supergirl and now femConnor as another supergirl.
If Power Girl shows up then it gets even more wild.
Well Anon?
The only way I want to die.
the frick? die?
Doing my best to be a supportive husband for my super awesome wife.
>Clara comes home after a terrible day of at least three near misses and terrible events, Lex was up to his old tricks again with kryptonite and Krypto needed to get deflead which was an chore and a half on its own when the FLEAS WERE ALSO SUPER POWERED!!
>Clara takes a moment to just breath and relax at the front door, can't have the hubby being stressed out from your shitty day.
>Open the door and just as you do the scents muffled by the house slam into you.
>Roasting meats, simmering vegetable and some type of super spicy yet fragrant sauce that you can almost taste it on your tongue greets you.
>"Babe!? You home?"
>Almost like clock work you call back and enter to see a wide spread of food, your hubby and a slightly messy kitchen that brings you back to the farm in Kansas.
>"Babe!~"
>Your hubby comes up and kisses you for a moment then draws back holding your cheek while you hold onto his.
>"Rough day again, huh? Don't you worry none, just wash up a bit, come on down and get some food in you, we can talk about it when you're nice and full."
>No matter how hard you try to hide away the stress he just somehow always knows when you're worried.
"I love you."
>Your husband paused before that damn goofy smile crossed his face that you love.
>"Charmer, now come on get washed up, I think I can still smell some of the concrete on you, was it another broken down train again?"
Or something like that, I would like to imagine that while Superwoman is the goddess of strength and head of the new age pantheon the role of hearth tender and care giver is her hubby who she loves very much and somehow manages to just know things based off experience of dealing with Superwoman shenagins.
>the FLEAS WERE ALSO SUPER POWERED!!
kek
>Krypto goes to scratch
>The spot he scratches shoots lasers
I don't think she would respond well to my request that she sexually cosplays as Wonder Woman.
What does Maxima in a universe where Superman is Superwoman?
If it is a universe that runs on Silver Age rules then inexplicably Maxima is attracted to Superwoman's non-superpowered husband.
Why the others dont genderbender?
If we are going by what OP outlined
>Assume everything else in DC is unchanged.
Only Superman has genderbent.
>No Superwoman c**tery were she forces you to marry Maxima for bizarre sliver age bullshit
I can envision the Silver Age bait cover.
Rather than getting the hots for Clara being on her level, her ego decides that to steal away the mate of such a powerful being is the ultimate queenly triumph
The world would operate on some inherent force that sees Superwoman tend to fight more female villains than male villains.
All that has to happen is Superman's existing female villains become more prominent. Superwoman still deals with Darkseid/Apokolips but it is typically through the Female Furies (Granny Goodnes, Lashina, Gilotina etc.). Ursa/Faora is the big Kryptonian enemy over Zod. Livewire and Silver Banshee become very much core rogues. Volcana from STAS became an established recuring foe. Maxima still shows up every now and again. The Queen of Fables becomes a notable Superwoman enemy.
There is also a Superman villainess called Insect Queen. I suppose you could also have Poison Ivy as a minor crossover villain. She's attached to Luthor but, you have already also got Mercy Graves.
There is also a female Brainiac - Brainiac 8
So Superwoman's rogues gallery could be:
>Lex Luthor
>Mister Mxyzptlk
>Darkseid
>Female Furies
>Brainiac ('male' or 'female')
>Ursa
>Maxima
>Queen of Fables
>Silver Banshee
>Livewire
>Volcana
>Insect Queen
Alright, how many of them are immune to bullets?
>Anon Googles "Gun laws in Metropolis"
>Next time a villain shows up to kidnap him they're going to get a face full of lead
I'm not sure if Darkseid is going to be given much pause by a Hi Point 9mm
I use that ghetto piece example because it won't make any particular difference between that and a howitzer for most of these characters
He might be wow'd by my custom 1911 race gun though
Alright but if Lex doesn't have a personal force field or something, he's got a big bald head sticking out of his suit that does not to my knowledge have anything that gives him enhanced reflexes.
>Obsessed Superman fan Dana Dearden dated Jimmy Olsen to get close to Superman, and when that didn't work she stole mystic artifacts which granted her the strength of Hercules, the speed (and flight) of Hermes, the thunderbolts of Zeus, and the sight of Heimdall. Dana donned a green-and-purple uniform, with "Superwoman" written down the leggings, and called herself Superwoman, and tried to get Superman to fall in love with her. He rejected her advances, and Jimmy called her "Obsession". She vanished attempting to help Superman rescue people from a burning ship.[25]
"Dana, please stop showing up to our house. Clara has made it very clear she's not gonna marry you and you make it much harder for her to hide her identity when you show up in your full suit."
I would engage in the finest Kryptonian/human sexual intercourse.
>Monday
Mister Mxyzptlk showed up to hassle Clara. I had lunch with Gsptlsnz.
>Tuesday
I was walking Krypto and we ended up battling some weird cyborg cat.
>Wednesday
Clara and Jimmy visited S.T.A.R. Labs for an article. Jimmy briefly got turned into a cactus.
>Thursday
Was at a corporate event with Clara. Got talking to Lex Luthor who ranted, for what seemed like forever, about how bad Superwoman is.
>Friday
Kara arrived in the morning - she is staying over at mine and Clara's place till Monday. She has been walking around the apartment barefoot and in skimpy clothing.
Reckon the version I know best is TAS
So I suppose we met back in the country. Maybe grew up on neighboring farms. Possibly already hitched before she becomes a hero proper
Maybe I'd initially keep living in Smallville for a bit but I think it'd be funny if I got a job at LexCorp in some innocuous position when we move to the city so that I frequently find myself having an oblivious Lex vent about Superwoman related things like
The only thing I'm not particularly sure on is whether she'd reveal her secrets before we get to Metropolis or if there would be a crisis when she initially comes in to save the day that I recognize the truth during
>Maybe I'd initially keep living in Smallville for a bit but I think it'd be funny if I got a job at LexCorp in some innocuous position when we move to the city so that I frequently find myself having an oblivious Lex vent about Superwoman related things like
Mister Mxyzptlk showed up to hassle Clara. I had lunch with Gsptlsnz.
>Tuesday
I was walking Krypto and we ended up battling some weird cyborg cat.
>Wednesday
Clara and Jimmy visited S.T.A.R. Labs for an article. Jimmy briefly got turned into a cactus.
>Thursday
Was at a corporate event with Clara. Got talking to Lex Luthor who ranted, for what seemed like forever, about how bad Superwoman is.
>Friday
Kara arrived in the morning - she is staying over at mine and Clara's place till Monday. She has been walking around the apartment barefoot and in skimpy clothing.
It is most funny if Lex actually likes you and Clara.
>"Anonymous, I like you. You're a straight shooter and a hard worker, and I like hard workers. Not like that... Thing. 'Superwoman,' bah. The only thing super about that alien is a quirk of genetics. That's supposed to make me bow down before her? No, Anonymous, men like me rise to that sort of challenge and become stronger."
>He said, benching his own bodyweight in his office while you stand to one side, holding a coffee in one hand and a clipboard in the other.
>"But I suppose there's happiness in humility, isn't there? You and your wife. Beautiful couple. Planning to start a family soon?"
>He racks his weight, stands up, claps you on the shoulder and doesn't let you answer.
>"Don't worry, son. Whatever that alien is planning, I'll keep an eye on her."
>Leaves the room. He didn't put his shirt back on. You leave and drink his coffee.
BREED THE SHIT OUT OF SUPER WOMEN
Gonna make alot of Human-Kryptonian hybrids
The only right answer
Imagine the handholding.
More.
OK so after looking at this image, my first primal instinct would be to slap those Kryptonian breasts.
And that made me wonder, how would Superman react if some random civvie just tried to deck him? I cant think of a time where it actually happened.
And if you hit him does your hand explode?
>cant get submissive kryptonian girlscout gf
Why live
tfw no wife trying to squeeze into girlscout uniform
Any one have the actual joke panel about this with wonder woman
Does it actually exist or do you think that gag comic is real?
Anyone know the reason why Spider-Gwen always appears in these covers yelling "outrage?!"
Because Frank drew a Spider-Gwen Commision referencing the Manara cover like 10 years ago. A bunch of SJWs got pissy including the artist of Spider-Gwen demanding Marvel cut ties with him entirely despite it not being official artwork or anything. He called them an outrage mob and drew Gwen popping up yelling outrage in all his pin ups. He kept up for a while and she still occasionally shows up probably because she's commisioned.
i would love her for the rest of my life even if she is a filthy methodist
In the world of DC? I'm getting genetically augmented or gaining favor with a cosmic entity to give me power BEYOND power then breeding her to make stronger offspring
Made for Lewis Lane
No, his boipussy is MINE
I don't know, I feel like Clara Kent would work better as a short-stack, especially with that mild-mannered upbeat personality.
I think that the idea is less that superwoman is tall she isn't and more that Lois is a short ass twink of a man.
>MAWS Lois but twink
The animators know their audience so good.
>The animators know their audience so good.
A bunch of homosexuals?
what is the audience?
Is this actually a bloke? I thought only Japanese did the whole "draw a girl call it a guy" shit, lmfao those hips
I'd look for a better movie to reference than Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Wut?
Bizzare B-movie. Big climax of the movie involves this flamboyant producer (who turns out to be a woman in drag) calling himself Superwoman and going on a killing spree, complete with beheading a man to the 20 Century Fox fanfare.
Does that mean bizarro is also female? More importantly, how often does fem-bizarro try to get into Anon’s pants?
Is my dick made of cardboard?
>implying she would ever want to be my wife
I'd probably just let myself be killed during the next supervillian attack
She's going to save and force you to marry her
Where the frick are her tights
Technically Official and most the art is by a Westaboo anyways so Cinemaphile has fairly little to do with it. Though there's that drawgay who did a lot of his own Superwoman stuff
Japs do better designs than west again
the 'wonder man' seems half baked.
would making 'wonder man' like cowboy themed work? IDK you have a male character that uses a lasso and my mind just goes to cowboy...
There's another version of Wonder Man that's closer to like a Spartan which if you ask me works much better than Bishonen prince.
..I think his design should change
Get my dick snapped off on the first orgasm.
> I wouldn't even think about superwoman, but that cute farm girl reporter I'd marry in a heartbeat
Steel seems to be doing fine with his wife Superwoman
Frick off, Chang
Superwoman
superman has a wide frame, so I would give superwoman wide as frick hips
I'd give her amazing cooked dinners for being such a great hero and listen to her talk about her day
Look I appreciate the art, but this character acts nothing like Superman. Stop posting her, she offends me.
Start learning magic so that I can deal with the evil Kryptonians that might potentially be after my life due to association with Superwoman.
Would human sperm be able to penetrate a kryptonian egg?
you dick would get crushed to pulp against the hymen alone
We found the ultimate wife guys
More art?
More art
>That pose
Is this a trace of Pantsless Lady Jaye?
>what would you do
Try to provide a stable and loving family environment and be a better person to deserve her, probably. And then die.
higher res
Not my Superwoman.
Move away homosexual
Why is it so… puffy
Kryptonian quality
To mock you.
Can Superworm tune out certain sounds?
If not, I’ll make sure to whisper “Superwoman has a super puffy pussy” and “Everyone can see her fat lips through her skin-tight suit” ten times a day, every day of the week.
Why do you think the red underwear is such an important part of the costume?
Hey, that’s not a negative
Not my Superwoman
Are you guys coming to Superwoman Lois?
One of DC's biggest fake-outs.
I forget if Super-Lois lasted even one issue before being written off.
Not gonna lie, I would have actually read a Super-Lois book with her trying to take up the mantle after Clark's tragic death.
>DFCseid whose ego is constantly undermined by superwoman’s comparatively massive breasts
I like it, it’s a fine alternative to the gloriously thicc femseid we’re all used to
Get your ducks crushed anons
If she doesn’t move an inch and I do all the pumping myself, I wont get injured. Im a genius!
Get your ducks crushed anons
>ducks
My poor pet ducks.
The great one for the last
I dont think Id be a good partner for a normal woman let alone Superwoman. Clara is cute though
>Clara's only flaw: terrible at cooking.
I would gladly eat whatever slop she served then eat her sloppy jaloppy as desert.
She's a Kryptonian. She could cook bad food, purchase fast food and disguise it as her own cooking before you even open the door.
>You know, these burgers are quite similar to the ones they have at LexBurger
>Hohoho no, patented Kent Burgers. Old family recipe
>Good lord what is happening in there?!
>Omega Beams?
>Om-Omega Beams?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the universe, localized entirely within our kitchen?
>Yes!
>Aren't you going to fight Darkseid?
>No
Then she bodily carries you out of the building, rushes to put out the fire, and you wind up ordering pizza
>LexBurger
Should have gone with Big Belly Burger
Nice job!
Holy OC Batman
Very nice
Damn. Thanks man. Didn't think I'd get actual OC when I started this thread.
thank you Magi
Are there any pics of Super Woman facesitting or headscissoring a man?
>headscissoring
Wat?
divorce so i can get access to half of her super savings
Post something with Superwoman ripping her shirt showing the S
Also
Imagine walking into an alleyway and you see your coworker rip open her nice shirt to reveal those massive blue orbs. And she didn’t notice you until its too late.
What can you say in this situation?
>Superwoman
SuperWOMAN implies the existence of a Superman
Only if you're terminally autistic
>Wife brings home girl from another extinct alien race
>Go from having no children straight to dealing with a super-powered teenager
Why did Lex never transform Superman into a cute girl and mindbreak her into his slave-wife? Is he stupid?
Because he wants Superbussy, idiot
>human boy/Superwoman
sure
>shrunk human boy/giant Superwoman
meh
I feel like i should recognize this Artist.
Rariatoo. He's a major westaboo, and has also done a Gender-bent Hellboy
shuwoop
How kinky is she?
Completely clueless. May or may not believe that the stork brings the baby.
She has such a wholesome vibe, both as Superwoman and Clara. So in private she is probably really kinky, albeit is shy and embarrassed about revealing and acting on it.
Combination of both. Clara is clueless to how kinky she actually is.
>clueless to how kinky she actually is.
This seems like it would cause really bad incidents for her partner in the bedroom
I would dig myself the deepest fricking bunker in the world, and even that probably wouldn't be enough.
kys myself
Does this mean there is a female version of me in the multiverse that is a love interest to Clark Kent?
There is a female version of you holding my hands as I cum deep inside your womb anon so maybe yeah
I think I'd be pretty fricking thrilled to have married such a qt.
Bump.
The frick are you doing?
What?
That's what I thought
Thought what?
You two... calm down.
Imagine the lewd public handholding.
>Can you read my mind
I wonder what the girltalk between her and Wonder Woman would be like?
In-universe how much of a feminist symbol is Wonder Woman? How does Superwoman, as one if not the, leading world capes influence perceptions of women in Earth-whatever?
>Earth-whatever
Earth 63
Wonder Woman is a pretty major Feminist symbol but it's literally her stated mission of brining the civility of Dyke Island unless the guy is like super hot omigod to the world of man. Clara would at best be an incidental feminist figure and probably back any worthwhile feminist cause brought to her attention but she's ultimately a sweet Kansas farm girl raised to do right by everyone. There might be some kind of ripple effect like with Black Superman where it inspired other black heroes to take the forefront like Nubia and John being the apparent prominent Green Lantern
What would i do though?
what would you do... if you were her husband?
The dishes, probably.
this is like the most obvious coombait ever but I really like this artist's style so I keep coming back here
Imagine if Clark and Clara had sex? The supersex will end the world.
Jimmy doesn't seem too upset by the prospect.