cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.
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I'm in the US so not a problem. If you're not then I'm afraid I can't promise any advice.
cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.
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[...] >cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.
cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.
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I'm in the US so not a problem. If you're not then I'm afraid I can't promise any advice.
cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.
>cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.
99% of people on this website would die in the first three weeks. No internet, running water, electricity and food will eventually become an issue obviously. But I think electricity would the biggest thing especially for the zoomers. Imagine a fricking EMP hitting, shit would be worse than zombies for most young people. Can't navigate their way anywhere.
there are many people who don't use computers, anon, especially those out in the boonies. frick, i'm a coastie and i work with people who don't use computers, it's like watching a baby play with toys.
yeah i meant specifically that anon, i'd imagine people who use this website would be the first to notice the internet going out
4 months ago
Anonymous
yeah but not everybody is prepped with ham radios and other backup methods, so Cinemaphileners might notice shit is up but can't realistically do much about it
How long would it take for satellite internet to go out? Even then, if you've got the equipment you can use radio equipment to get internet. It's just illegal.
What would you use internet for if the rest of the world were fighting zombies?
4 months ago
Anonymous
As long as the servers and the infrastructure are up and running. Realistically, the internet will probably go down with the power grid. But localized mesh networks could survive as long as the computers in it have power. So that’s one thing you can do to rebuild society is rebuild the internet.
I would guess not very long at all. I do a lot of work in datacenters and the amount of hands on maintenance required to keep these systems online may surprise you.
Hardware fails and needs to be replaced/fixed on a regular basis so a sufficiently large system like the critical infrastructures that support the internet, are effectively in a CONSTANT state of repair.
There are redundancies in place so you, the user, have no idea about any of that since things rarely go "down" but it wouldn't take very long for a totally 'abandoned' network to fail once those redundancies are absorbed and the systems actually fail because a chip died or one too many hard drives went clickity click.
Good thing I have ~20 terabytes of movies, anime, games, and porn. My solar panels should last another 20 years, so I'll probably just die whenever a gaggle of meth heads figure out where I am after a brief shootout.
4 months ago
Anonymous
Continue to shitpost.
What if you're not in the US and there are no gun stores near you?
All you have to do is be friends with someone who works in a job where they'd have access to firearms. If everything is going to shit then one of the first things they'd do is go to work and grab a gun and you can join them.
As long as the servers and the infrastructure are up and running. Realistically, the internet will probably go down with the power grid. But localized mesh networks could survive as long as the computers in it have power. So that’s one thing you can do to rebuild society is rebuild the internet.
I would guess not very long at all. I do a lot of work in datacenters and the amount of hands on maintenance required to keep these systems online may surprise you.
Hardware fails and needs to be replaced/fixed on a regular basis so a sufficiently large system like the critical infrastructures that support the internet, are effectively in a CONSTANT state of repair.
There are redundancies in place so you, the user, have no idea about any of that since things rarely go "down" but it wouldn't take very long for a totally 'abandoned' network to fail once those redundancies are absorbed and the systems actually fail because a chip died or one too many hard drives went clickity click.
Look what happend with COVID. morons WORLDWIDE stockpiling fricking toiletpaper lmao. And that was just because of a flu. Imagine if the people who died from COVID would turn into zombies. People would forget about buying toilet paper real quick and there would be riots/rape/looting/murder
>people who died from COVID turn into zombies
Realistically the military would kill them quite quickly. It's not as if COVID hit one day and then the next day there were a billion people infected. For the first couple of weeks, infections just slowly ramped up and each country was just reporting tens of new cases a day. On top of that, it wasn't particularly fatal except for those suffering from other conditions as well and it's not like a 500 pound zombie with respiratory issues is chasing anyone down.
Maybe China gets fricked a little but they need a population cull really.
This. There would still be panic and people would be paranoid as frick. Most would hesitate to kill a zombie because even if they conjured up the courage to face one there's still the question about morality. What exactly are you killing? And it would still be fricking disgusting because you are destroying bone and flesh if you use a melee weapon. A lot of people puke and feint when they see a grave injury that involves broken bones and flesh.
There would probably be quite a few Hershel's from Walkind Dead that would try to round the zombies up in order to save them.
Consider how it took months before they finally accepted they need to close borders to slow things down and then think about how long it would take them to accept that the military needs to start shooting "people".
I can already see the boomers on Fox whining that entitled zoomers and millennials won't come into the office because of a few zombies >I tell ya bob in my day we weren't like this >my new hire asked me to reimburse him for ammo used to reach work today >it's ridiculous! You wouldn't ask your boss for gas money? Why should I pay for his bullets! >Applebees had to close early today because of three zombies in the parking lot, just three! >This is the end of America ladies and gentlemen, lazy zoomers are abandoning these vital jobs >New article on Linkedin "How I didn't miss a single day of work during the zombie outbreak!" >Step 1. My rich parents built me a Dead Reckoning to get to work.
>stay indoors because i keep dry and canned food >keep putting off supply trips because i don't want to get eaten >go looking for food when im weak and starved >get eaten
Anons, if a zombie outbreak happened tonight, is your cardio and strength up to snuff? Would you be capable of running a few miles? Walking with a heavy pack even more miles? How about jumping and pulling yourself up to safety?
I can walk for miles but running? Nah, I'm dead. Alos has anyone seen a zombie flick called "It stains the sands red"? I'm intrigued by the premise but is the movie good?
Go to the Japanese embassy in Holland, load as many Japanese female zombies into an ice cream truck and drive to north of Norway where there's likely to be few active zombies. Then enjoy my retirement with frozen pussy.
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Chaps there are fricking Bridges across those waters. >I mean they would fricked during a Z apocalypse but still, there are bridges
That's like that L4D2 scenario with the bridge
kino
4 months ago
Anonymous
There's no MMROPG about a zombie outbreak and people forming clans to fight off and gather resources.
One clan could steal from the other clans and etc.
>let me frick you
Ha, that b***h wishes, I'm putting her and her brothers to work, they're going to be plucking chicken feathers and weeding my garden.
Harsh truth is if you're an able bodied man who makes it through the first month of a social collapse you're going to have so much sex you're going to be bored of it.
Can you spoil the VN for me? Whats with the intelligent zombies? I get that the more people they eat the smarter they get. Is the "flayed zombie" the main antagonist? Whats his deal? Do they win?
The web novel the VN was based on was cancelled without a real ending, so the VN doesn't really have a proper ending
The ending was boring enough that I don't remember it well. The smart zombies come from a cult of post apocalyptic bandits who were feeding people to a pit full of zombies. Then they got really smart and escaped. Flayed zombie is the big bad. He chases the main character a lot but he gets away at some point. IIRC it ends with the main character, Mitsuki (the teen girl), and survivors at a new safehouse while the intelligent zombies are still around and a potential threat
My house is stocked with a few months of food and some guns already, so I'd probably sit tight and try to figure out what the frick was going on. If it's Resident Evil I'd probably die since they mutate into crazy monsters and there's a nuke coming at the end of it which would be totally unpredictable on the ground.
being at the military base is a terrible place to be in any disaster. You're surrounded by an armed and incompetent in-group that you can't be part of which will see you as at best a future slave and at worst an expendable burden if any hard decisions need to be made. Look what happened in Katrina, they'll dump you at the Superdome to play Mr. Hobbe's Wild Ride.
You/ve never been in a military barracks.
Anything above the first floor can be turned into a fricking fortress with nothing more than a sledgehammer or pickaxe.
If it's anything less than World War Z zombies, it would be a fricking joke.
Statistically, get killed in looting, eaten by zombies or starve or die of dehydration after being too terrified to go outside and face the the undead. UK anon here
The only thing that makes the zombie stories interesting is when they happen spontaneously so no one is prepared, and when the characters have no idea what they are, what's going on, or their weaknesses. Hunkering down only works if you got lucky and are in a place with adequate supplies for a long period. And it's only a matter of time before others who didn't get so lucky come looking for supplies and decide to raid yours
Time for some ZOMBIE JUDO. No but seriously, grappling and throwing zombies would be fun. I'm surprised basically no movies or games has that in them. Dying light kinda had it but not really
Zombies are generally not really that much of a threat, although the rage virus in 28 Days Later would be pretty fricked if it actually worked consistently where it only takes a tiny drop of body fluid to get in your mouth or nose or something to infect you.
Yeah, zombies are pretty shit. I really don’t think they’d be a problem unless it’s like Walking Dead where everyone is infected and you just reanimate after natural/any death.
Now, Crossed/The Sadness type of virus? Frick that. I’m immediately shooting myself.
Eventually, it's practically a guarantee. BUT, assuming infection isn't sexually transmitted, then it'd be the ultimate rodeo frick, even if she's chained down with a muzzle on.
Zombies would be an improvement over Black folk. At least you know what a zombie is gonna do. Slowly shuffle towards you and try to take a bite.
A Black person might pull his 9, smack you in the back of the head for tiktok, steal your kia, and so on.
>tq
I would just kind of stick around my house. i'd assume the zombie hordes would be busy violently murdering the random disorganized crowds of people trying to flee to another place that will inevitably be overrun. I'd also probably stock up on earbuds because listening to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_KUMaztNJA would be really demoralizing
finally have sex
With zombie girls
Collect my guns, supplies, and friends and make a plan from there.
What kind of zombies are we talking? Resident Evil, or Left 4 Dead?
Dead Island
Slow zombies would be easier to block off and take care of. We'll be alright.
infinite respawn as soon as you turn the corner. eventually you'll become exhausted from it
>keep people posted at each view point
>take shifts to minimize instances of combat
easy
>patches halfway through
>becomes pay to win
>can't subscribe because zombies ate the phone wires
Keeping people posted summons more zombies
aw yea
Return of the living dead.
kiss Jill on the butthole
I wouldn't do anything, I'd listen to them groan, which is what no on else did.
I've been enjoying the random mansonposting so much.
Realistically? Starve after having my meagre resources taken by bigger, stronger people. Also, rate my zombie long term survival weapon choice.
You need a long distance weapon. Once they get too near you you're fricked
it'd become stuck in them.
stick to blunt
It has a hammer side. He can use that.
your mom
I plan your mom
Find myself a hatchet
Die
Why didn’t people just like put themself in a big hamster ball and roll around the zombies?
cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.
wtf
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I'm not sure what happened. I got this weird error message and tried posting again. But apparently it did post the first time.
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cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.
I'm in the US so not a problem. If you're not then I'm afraid I can't promise any advice.
cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.
>cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.
cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.
99% of people on this website would die in the first three weeks. No internet, running water, electricity and food will eventually become an issue obviously. But I think electricity would the biggest thing especially for the zoomers. Imagine a fricking EMP hitting, shit would be worse than zombies for most young people. Can't navigate their way anywhere.
I'd specifically seek you out within those first 3 weeks and kill you just to prove a point.
two years ago in texas
go the nearest gun store, loot it all, go to the mall and fortify it. Pop headies from the roof.
What if you're not in the US and there are no gun stores near you?
Probably not realize it for a few weeks because I'm a ruralgay who doesn't believe anything I see on the internet and I don't watch tv.
You won't notice the power going out and losing internet connection?
lots of people just turn generators on when they lose power, especially those out in the sticks
internet
there are many people who don't use computers, anon, especially those out in the boonies. frick, i'm a coastie and i work with people who don't use computers, it's like watching a baby play with toys.
yeah i meant specifically that anon, i'd imagine people who use this website would be the first to notice the internet going out
yeah but not everybody is prepped with ham radios and other backup methods, so Cinemaphileners might notice shit is up but can't realistically do much about it
How long would it take for satellite internet to go out? Even then, if you've got the equipment you can use radio equipment to get internet. It's just illegal.
What would you use internet for if the rest of the world were fighting zombies?
Good thing I have ~20 terabytes of movies, anime, games, and porn. My solar panels should last another 20 years, so I'll probably just die whenever a gaggle of meth heads figure out where I am after a brief shootout.
Continue to shitpost.
All you have to do is be friends with someone who works in a job where they'd have access to firearms. If everything is going to shit then one of the first things they'd do is go to work and grab a gun and you can join them.
As long as the servers and the infrastructure are up and running. Realistically, the internet will probably go down with the power grid. But localized mesh networks could survive as long as the computers in it have power. So that’s one thing you can do to rebuild society is rebuild the internet.
I would guess not very long at all. I do a lot of work in datacenters and the amount of hands on maintenance required to keep these systems online may surprise you.
Hardware fails and needs to be replaced/fixed on a regular basis so a sufficiently large system like the critical infrastructures that support the internet, are effectively in a CONSTANT state of repair.
There are redundancies in place so you, the user, have no idea about any of that since things rarely go "down" but it wouldn't take very long for a totally 'abandoned' network to fail once those redundancies are absorbed and the systems actually fail because a chip died or one too many hard drives went clickity click.
I have solar and a generator. It's happened before, wasn't that big of a deal. I'm on natural gas, so that helps.
yet you come to tv Cinemaphile. got it.
Yep. I also don't believe a word you gays say.
The PANIC will kill so many people so fast.
Look what happend with COVID. morons WORLDWIDE stockpiling fricking toiletpaper lmao. And that was just because of a flu. Imagine if the people who died from COVID would turn into zombies. People would forget about buying toilet paper real quick and there would be riots/rape/looting/murder
>Imagine if the people who died from COVID would turn into zombies.
yeah man a zombie apocalypse where no one turned into a zombie would be scary
homie please
make sure to get bitten to own the libs
>people who died from COVID turn into zombies
Realistically the military would kill them quite quickly. It's not as if COVID hit one day and then the next day there were a billion people infected. For the first couple of weeks, infections just slowly ramped up and each country was just reporting tens of new cases a day. On top of that, it wasn't particularly fatal except for those suffering from other conditions as well and it's not like a 500 pound zombie with respiratory issues is chasing anyone down.
Maybe China gets fricked a little but they need a population cull really.
Yeah but its the psychological shit that would frick people up. Seeing grandma come back to live type shit
most would be skeletised, it'd be the living turning into zombies that'd be the real problem
This. There would still be panic and people would be paranoid as frick. Most would hesitate to kill a zombie because even if they conjured up the courage to face one there's still the question about morality. What exactly are you killing? And it would still be fricking disgusting because you are destroying bone and flesh if you use a melee weapon. A lot of people puke and feint when they see a grave injury that involves broken bones and flesh.
There would probably be quite a few Hershel's from Walkind Dead that would try to round the zombies up in order to save them.
I think in a real zombie scenario, most people would initially die trying to save/help their loved ones
Wrong, people would just stay indoors and never leave their house
I'd move to my parents farm and roleplay walking dead season 2
Then we are effectively shutting down the infrastructure if everyone is too afraid to leave the house and no one works.
Consider how it took months before they finally accepted they need to close borders to slow things down and then think about how long it would take them to accept that the military needs to start shooting "people".
this, you morons really do underestimate how sheep-like people become in situations like this
Yeah I'm sure you're a real free-thinking spirit who's always right.
I can already see the boomers on Fox whining that entitled zoomers and millennials won't come into the office because of a few zombies
>I tell ya bob in my day we weren't like this
>my new hire asked me to reimburse him for ammo used to reach work today
>it's ridiculous! You wouldn't ask your boss for gas money? Why should I pay for his bullets!
>Applebees had to close early today because of three zombies in the parking lot, just three!
>This is the end of America ladies and gentlemen, lazy zoomers are abandoning these vital jobs
>New article on Linkedin "How I didn't miss a single day of work during the zombie outbreak!"
>Step 1. My rich parents built me a Dead Reckoning to get to work.
Guardian and CNN cried about remote work way more than Fox
Road trip to Alaska.
these movies should've went with the original plan of being an EU for the games.
close the door
Die most likely
28 Days Later
The Walking Dead Season 1
What else?
Bang Jill and the asian reporter lady.
Just sit and wait, it's likely a zombie outbreak won't be an apocalyptic scenario just like the coof wasn't an apocalyptic scenario
But if it is I'm just going to rape every single female I find, no matter the age, if it's the apocalypse I'm just going to do everything I want to do
>Not trying to get into heaven
>stay indoors because i keep dry and canned food
>keep putting off supply trips because i don't want to get eaten
>go looking for food when im weak and starved
>get eaten
Unless it’s a left 4 dead or Romero dead scenario, do nothing, just hang around and wait for the military to easily kill all of them.
Otherwise I die.
Start shooting Black folk
have sex with jill valentine and ada wong at the same time
Nothing. I would do nothing.
Anons, if a zombie outbreak happened tonight, is your cardio and strength up to snuff? Would you be capable of running a few miles? Walking with a heavy pack even more miles? How about jumping and pulling yourself up to safety?
No, I'd pass out in the first mile
I can walk for miles but running? Nah, I'm dead. Alos has anyone seen a zombie flick called "It stains the sands red"? I'm intrigued by the premise but is the movie good?
never seen it. Looks very low budget
I could pull myself and then some quite a lot but not run
I would need to find an ally and fortify a good spot
Rape all the fricking girls that treated me like shit or rejected me for Chad and Tyrone and then dangle them alive and watch them get ripped apart
those girls could probably kick your ass
you're genetic waste anon
>waaah why do woman not like me
kek
women do like me and I would still rape
women get off on rape
Go to the Japanese embassy in Holland, load as many Japanese female zombies into an ice cream truck and drive to north of Norway where there's likely to be few active zombies. Then enjoy my retirement with frozen pussy.
>Holland
>and drive to north of Norway
it's possible
Yes, it'll take you several days and you definitely won't be having frozen pussy. You'd also die on the road anyhow.
I'm a big guy
For you
possible by going via denmark
might have to take a ferry
>ferry
>zombie apocalypse
You really think some random ferry worker will keep working while the the entire world falls apart
I'm Danish, he's not getting over those bridges in a zombie apocalypse with a van full of zombie pussy.
And how exactly would you drive to Norway without having access to a ferry?
by stealing a ferry you fricking moron
You wouldn't steal a ferry
you wouldn,'t download a ferry
through naziland, denmark and swedistan
No
Ferry
No FERRY
>No
>Ferry
>No FERRY
Yes, no ferry.
That's like that L4D2 scenario with the bridge
kino
There's no MMROPG about a zombie outbreak and people forming clans to fight off and gather resources.
One clan could steal from the other clans and etc.
DayZ
Chaps there are fricking Bridges across those waters.
>I mean they would fricked during a Z apocalypse but still, there are bridges
jump off a bridge. you can have fun as the world falls and burns
realistically, I'd rape
Who was the little girl? Is she hot now?
>Sophie Vavasseur
not bad but old as frick
Find a cute zombie girlfriend, of course.
I'd probably kill myself. Got no energy to deal with shit like that.
You wouldn't. Otherwise you would have already. Survival instinct is not something you can just turn off.
for me ZA would be a reason not to kill myself tbh
>What would you do if there was a zombie outbreak?
jesus so much work
just rape
He'd have to give her food anyway to keep her alive, making it a quid pro quo just makes the whol thing easier
I mean... In a cruel world like that you wouldn't want other males reaching adulthood
>let me frick you
Ha, that b***h wishes, I'm putting her and her brothers to work, they're going to be plucking chicken feathers and weeding my garden.
Harsh truth is if you're an able bodied man who makes it through the first month of a social collapse you're going to have so much sex you're going to be bored of it.
He actually does that as well in the vn
Can you spoil the VN for me? Whats with the intelligent zombies? I get that the more people they eat the smarter they get. Is the "flayed zombie" the main antagonist? Whats his deal? Do they win?
The web novel the VN was based on was cancelled without a real ending, so the VN doesn't really have a proper ending
The ending was boring enough that I don't remember it well. The smart zombies come from a cult of post apocalyptic bandits who were feeding people to a pit full of zombies. Then they got really smart and escaped. Flayed zombie is the big bad. He chases the main character a lot but he gets away at some point. IIRC it ends with the main character, Mitsuki (the teen girl), and survivors at a new safehouse while the intelligent zombies are still around and a potential threat
Thanks for giving me the tl;dr, I had a feeling it didn't really end.
Purposefully infect my ex's fiance and then make her fall for me again.
id have crazy sex with the hot ones
Zombies would be killed easily.
Would you guys survive a 'The Sadness' event?
My house is stocked with a few months of food and some guns already, so I'd probably sit tight and try to figure out what the frick was going on. If it's Resident Evil I'd probably die since they mutate into crazy monsters and there's a nuke coming at the end of it which would be totally unpredictable on the ground.
incredible nunchuck combos
Is being on a military base a good thing during a zombie outbreak?
being at the military base is a terrible place to be in any disaster. You're surrounded by an armed and incompetent in-group that you can't be part of which will see you as at best a future slave and at worst an expendable burden if any hard decisions need to be made. Look what happened in Katrina, they'll dump you at the Superdome to play Mr. Hobbe's Wild Ride.
You/ve never been in a military barracks.
Anything above the first floor can be turned into a fricking fortress with nothing more than a sledgehammer or pickaxe.
If it's anything less than World War Z zombies, it would be a fricking joke.
Die?
Statistically, get killed in looting, eaten by zombies or starve or die of dehydration after being too terrified to go outside and face the the undead. UK anon here
Was 2 the best RE movie?
This bawd aside, 2 and 3 were the only good ones
She was the best part though
I mean regardless of her
Definitely
slow zombies = Just hang about in doors wait for it all to blow over, they'd be fricking useless IRL
Fast Zombies = Little bit more dangerous but if you hunker down smartly/quietly they still wont find ya and they will rot away to nothing.
The only thing that makes the zombie stories interesting is when they happen spontaneously so no one is prepared, and when the characters have no idea what they are, what's going on, or their weaknesses. Hunkering down only works if you got lucky and are in a place with adequate supplies for a long period. And it's only a matter of time before others who didn't get so lucky come looking for supplies and decide to raid yours
Time for some ZOMBIE JUDO. No but seriously, grappling and throwing zombies would be fun. I'm surprised basically no movies or games has that in them. Dying light kinda had it but not really
what about zombie pepper spray
how can they kill you if they cant see you
Shouldn't most zombies be blind? They don't seem to blink in most depictions.
I would kill as many black people as I could.
Sorry what was the question again?
Should have known he was trouble from that hooked nose
>zombie movie
>le humans are the biggest evil
I'm so tired of this fricking trope
That guy looks israeli, not human
Zombies are generally not really that much of a threat, although the rage virus in 28 Days Later would be pretty fricked if it actually worked consistently where it only takes a tiny drop of body fluid to get in your mouth or nose or something to infect you.
Yeah, zombies are pretty shit. I really don’t think they’d be a problem unless it’s like Walking Dead where everyone is infected and you just reanimate after natural/any death.
Now, Crossed/The Sadness type of virus? Frick that. I’m immediately shooting myself.
probably fricking die instantly, or kill myself at some point, depending on how bad it got.
Ideally, capture sexy zombies and tie them up for funtimes but that alone implies wayyy too much going right all at once
I don't get guys like you that want to frick zombie girls. That just guarantees infection.
Eventually, it's practically a guarantee. BUT, assuming infection isn't sexually transmitted, then it'd be the ultimate rodeo frick, even if she's chained down with a muzzle on.
Why would sex be transmittable?
I think if you used a condom there would be no chance of infection.
reported
Hide like a ferret
Zombies would be an improvement over Black folk. At least you know what a zombie is gonna do. Slowly shuffle towards you and try to take a bite.
A Black person might pull his 9, smack you in the back of the head for tiktok, steal your kia, and so on.
Cut women's heads off, it'd be so much fun
>What would you do if there was a zombie outbreak?
You're kidding right, how the hell have you been surviving since COVID-19?
Probably die, probably horribly
rape the red queen.
Frickoff to the homestead and pick off aspiring raiders
if you know you know
>tq
I would just kind of stick around my house. i'd assume the zombie hordes would be busy violently murdering the random disorganized crowds of people trying to flee to another place that will inevitably be overrun. I'd also probably stock up on earbuds because listening to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_KUMaztNJA would be really demoralizing
speaking of zombies, who else is dreading this work week? the weekend ended way too soon.
probably steal a ferry
capture b***hes and out breed the zombie population with my pure and unvax dna
>you think that's meth u'r injecting?
Order the troops to dig trenches for defilade against the zombie's anti-personnel capability. Let's get them at yonkers boys, HUA.
>What would you do if there was a zombie outbreak?
>anon is nice enough to make himself into canned food for the zombies
Probably die.
kiss jill's shoulders
After 3, maybe 4 weeks I'd have to start abducting women to repopulate the world.
I'd finally have an excuse to duct tape my blow torch to my baseball bat.
Same thing I always do. Stay in my house and sleep. Nobody visits so the apocalypse wouldn't be much different.
take a cute little girl to survive with
Statistically speaking I'd probably die
But barring that pic related
>What would you do if there was a zombie outbreak?
Boy, penis in that would end badly for you.