What would you do if there was a zombie outbreak?

What would you do if there was a zombie outbreak?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    finally have sex

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      With zombie girls

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Collect my guns, supplies, and friends and make a plan from there.
    What kind of zombies are we talking? Resident Evil, or Left 4 Dead?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dead Island

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Slow zombies would be easier to block off and take care of. We'll be alright.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Slow zombies would be easier to block off and take care of. We'll be alright.

        infinite respawn as soon as you turn the corner. eventually you'll become exhausted from it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >keep people posted at each view point
          >take shifts to minimize instances of combat
          easy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >patches halfway through
            >becomes pay to win
            >can't subscribe because zombies ate the phone wires

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Keeping people posted summons more zombies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        aw yea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Return of the living dead.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kiss Jill on the butthole

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't do anything, I'd listen to them groan, which is what no on else did.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've been enjoying the random mansonposting so much.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically? Starve after having my meagre resources taken by bigger, stronger people. Also, rate my zombie long term survival weapon choice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You need a long distance weapon. Once they get too near you you're fricked

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it'd become stuck in them.
      stick to blunt

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It has a hammer side. He can use that.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    your mom
    I plan your mom

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Find myself a hatchet

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Die

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t people just like put themself in a big hamster ball and roll around the zombies?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.
        [...]
        I'm in the US so not a problem. If you're not then I'm afraid I can't promise any advice.

        cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.

        [...]
        [...]
        >cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.

        wtf

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          first two are bot replies

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not sure what happened. I got this weird error message and tried posting again. But apparently it did post the first time.

          first two are bot replies

          wrong

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.

      What if you're not in the US and there are no gun stores near you?

      I'm in the US so not a problem. If you're not then I'm afraid I can't promise any advice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.
        [...]
        I'm in the US so not a problem. If you're not then I'm afraid I can't promise any advice.

        cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.

        >cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cause then there'd be no movie. realism has to take a backseat for the sake of a good story.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    99% of people on this website would die in the first three weeks. No internet, running water, electricity and food will eventually become an issue obviously. But I think electricity would the biggest thing especially for the zoomers. Imagine a fricking EMP hitting, shit would be worse than zombies for most young people. Can't navigate their way anywhere.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd specifically seek you out within those first 3 weeks and kill you just to prove a point.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      two years ago in texas

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go the nearest gun store, loot it all, go to the mall and fortify it. Pop headies from the roof.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if you're not in the US and there are no gun stores near you?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not realize it for a few weeks because I'm a ruralgay who doesn't believe anything I see on the internet and I don't watch tv.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You won't notice the power going out and losing internet connection?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lots of people just turn generators on when they lose power, especially those out in the sticks

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          internet

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            there are many people who don't use computers, anon, especially those out in the boonies. frick, i'm a coastie and i work with people who don't use computers, it's like watching a baby play with toys.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yeah i meant specifically that anon, i'd imagine people who use this website would be the first to notice the internet going out

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                yeah but not everybody is prepped with ham radios and other backup methods, so Cinemaphileners might notice shit is up but can't realistically do much about it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How long would it take for satellite internet to go out? Even then, if you've got the equipment you can use radio equipment to get internet. It's just illegal.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What would you use internet for if the rest of the world were fighting zombies?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                As long as the servers and the infrastructure are up and running. Realistically, the internet will probably go down with the power grid. But localized mesh networks could survive as long as the computers in it have power. So that’s one thing you can do to rebuild society is rebuild the internet.

                I would guess not very long at all. I do a lot of work in datacenters and the amount of hands on maintenance required to keep these systems online may surprise you.

                Hardware fails and needs to be replaced/fixed on a regular basis so a sufficiently large system like the critical infrastructures that support the internet, are effectively in a CONSTANT state of repair.

                There are redundancies in place so you, the user, have no idea about any of that since things rarely go "down" but it wouldn't take very long for a totally 'abandoned' network to fail once those redundancies are absorbed and the systems actually fail because a chip died or one too many hard drives went clickity click.

                Good thing I have ~20 terabytes of movies, anime, games, and porn. My solar panels should last another 20 years, so I'll probably just die whenever a gaggle of meth heads figure out where I am after a brief shootout.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Continue to shitpost.

                What if you're not in the US and there are no gun stores near you?

                All you have to do is be friends with someone who works in a job where they'd have access to firearms. If everything is going to shit then one of the first things they'd do is go to work and grab a gun and you can join them.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              As long as the servers and the infrastructure are up and running. Realistically, the internet will probably go down with the power grid. But localized mesh networks could survive as long as the computers in it have power. So that’s one thing you can do to rebuild society is rebuild the internet.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I would guess not very long at all. I do a lot of work in datacenters and the amount of hands on maintenance required to keep these systems online may surprise you.

              Hardware fails and needs to be replaced/fixed on a regular basis so a sufficiently large system like the critical infrastructures that support the internet, are effectively in a CONSTANT state of repair.

              There are redundancies in place so you, the user, have no idea about any of that since things rarely go "down" but it wouldn't take very long for a totally 'abandoned' network to fail once those redundancies are absorbed and the systems actually fail because a chip died or one too many hard drives went clickity click.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have solar and a generator. It's happened before, wasn't that big of a deal. I'm on natural gas, so that helps.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yet you come to tv Cinemaphile. got it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. I also don't believe a word you gays say.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The PANIC will kill so many people so fast.

    Look what happend with COVID. morons WORLDWIDE stockpiling fricking toiletpaper lmao. And that was just because of a flu. Imagine if the people who died from COVID would turn into zombies. People would forget about buying toilet paper real quick and there would be riots/rape/looting/murder

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine if the people who died from COVID would turn into zombies.
      yeah man a zombie apocalypse where no one turned into a zombie would be scary

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        homie please

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        make sure to get bitten to own the libs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >people who died from COVID turn into zombies
      Realistically the military would kill them quite quickly. It's not as if COVID hit one day and then the next day there were a billion people infected. For the first couple of weeks, infections just slowly ramped up and each country was just reporting tens of new cases a day. On top of that, it wasn't particularly fatal except for those suffering from other conditions as well and it's not like a 500 pound zombie with respiratory issues is chasing anyone down.
      Maybe China gets fricked a little but they need a population cull really.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but its the psychological shit that would frick people up. Seeing grandma come back to live type shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          most would be skeletised, it'd be the living turning into zombies that'd be the real problem

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This. There would still be panic and people would be paranoid as frick. Most would hesitate to kill a zombie because even if they conjured up the courage to face one there's still the question about morality. What exactly are you killing? And it would still be fricking disgusting because you are destroying bone and flesh if you use a melee weapon. A lot of people puke and feint when they see a grave injury that involves broken bones and flesh.

          There would probably be quite a few Hershel's from Walkind Dead that would try to round the zombies up in order to save them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think in a real zombie scenario, most people would initially die trying to save/help their loved ones

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think in a real zombie scenario, most people would initially die trying to save/help their loved ones

            Wrong, people would just stay indoors and never leave their house

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'd move to my parents farm and roleplay walking dead season 2

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Then we are effectively shutting down the infrastructure if everyone is too afraid to leave the house and no one works.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Consider how it took months before they finally accepted they need to close borders to slow things down and then think about how long it would take them to accept that the military needs to start shooting "people".

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this, you morons really do underestimate how sheep-like people become in situations like this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I'm sure you're a real free-thinking spirit who's always right.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I can already see the boomers on Fox whining that entitled zoomers and millennials won't come into the office because of a few zombies
          >I tell ya bob in my day we weren't like this
          >my new hire asked me to reimburse him for ammo used to reach work today
          >it's ridiculous! You wouldn't ask your boss for gas money? Why should I pay for his bullets!
          >Applebees had to close early today because of three zombies in the parking lot, just three!
          >This is the end of America ladies and gentlemen, lazy zoomers are abandoning these vital jobs
          >New article on Linkedin "How I didn't miss a single day of work during the zombie outbreak!"
          >Step 1. My rich parents built me a Dead Reckoning to get to work.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Guardian and CNN cried about remote work way more than Fox

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Road trip to Alaska.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    these movies should've went with the original plan of being an EU for the games.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    close the door

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Die most likely

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    28 Days Later
    The Walking Dead Season 1
    What else?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bang Jill and the asian reporter lady.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just sit and wait, it's likely a zombie outbreak won't be an apocalyptic scenario just like the coof wasn't an apocalyptic scenario

    But if it is I'm just going to rape every single female I find, no matter the age, if it's the apocalypse I'm just going to do everything I want to do

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Not trying to get into heaven

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >stay indoors because i keep dry and canned food
    >keep putting off supply trips because i don't want to get eaten
    >go looking for food when im weak and starved
    >get eaten

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unless it’s a left 4 dead or Romero dead scenario, do nothing, just hang around and wait for the military to easily kill all of them.
    Otherwise I die.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Start shooting Black folk

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have sex with jill valentine and ada wong at the same time

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. I would do nothing.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anons, if a zombie outbreak happened tonight, is your cardio and strength up to snuff? Would you be capable of running a few miles? Walking with a heavy pack even more miles? How about jumping and pulling yourself up to safety?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, I'd pass out in the first mile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can walk for miles but running? Nah, I'm dead. Alos has anyone seen a zombie flick called "It stains the sands red"? I'm intrigued by the premise but is the movie good?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        never seen it. Looks very low budget

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I could pull myself and then some quite a lot but not run
      I would need to find an ally and fortify a good spot

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rape all the fricking girls that treated me like shit or rejected me for Chad and Tyrone and then dangle them alive and watch them get ripped apart

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      those girls could probably kick your ass
      you're genetic waste anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      realistically, I'd rape

      >waaah why do woman not like me
      kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        women do like me and I would still rape

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        women get off on rape

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go to the Japanese embassy in Holland, load as many Japanese female zombies into an ice cream truck and drive to north of Norway where there's likely to be few active zombies. Then enjoy my retirement with frozen pussy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Holland
      >and drive to north of Norway

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's possible

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, it'll take you several days and you definitely won't be having frozen pussy. You'd also die on the road anyhow.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm a big guy

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              For you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        possible by going via denmark
        might have to take a ferry

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >ferry
          >zombie apocalypse
          You really think some random ferry worker will keep working while the the entire world falls apart

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm Danish, he's not getting over those bridges in a zombie apocalypse with a van full of zombie pussy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And how exactly would you drive to Norway without having access to a ferry?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        by stealing a ferry you fricking moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You wouldn't steal a ferry

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you wouldn,'t download a ferry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        through naziland, denmark and swedistan

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No

          Ferry

          No FERRY

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >No
            >Ferry
            >No FERRY
            Yes, no ferry.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              Chaps there are fricking Bridges across those waters.
              >I mean they would fricked during a Z apocalypse but still, there are bridges

              That's like that L4D2 scenario with the bridge

              kino

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There's no MMROPG about a zombie outbreak and people forming clans to fight off and gather resources.
                One clan could steal from the other clans and etc.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                DayZ

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        possible by going via denmark
        might have to take a ferry

        Chaps there are fricking Bridges across those waters.
        >I mean they would fricked during a Z apocalypse but still, there are bridges

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jump off a bridge. you can have fun as the world falls and burns

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    realistically, I'd rape

  31. 1 month ago
    Jet Not Goodson

    Who was the little girl? Is she hot now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Sophie Vavasseur
      not bad but old as frick

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Find a cute zombie girlfriend, of course.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably kill myself. Got no energy to deal with shit like that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn't. Otherwise you would have already. Survival instinct is not something you can just turn off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      for me ZA would be a reason not to kill myself tbh

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do if there was a zombie outbreak?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jesus so much work
      just rape

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He'd have to give her food anyway to keep her alive, making it a quid pro quo just makes the whol thing easier

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean... In a cruel world like that you wouldn't want other males reaching adulthood

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >let me frick you
      Ha, that b***h wishes, I'm putting her and her brothers to work, they're going to be plucking chicken feathers and weeding my garden.

      Harsh truth is if you're an able bodied man who makes it through the first month of a social collapse you're going to have so much sex you're going to be bored of it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He actually does that as well in the vn

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Can you spoil the VN for me? Whats with the intelligent zombies? I get that the more people they eat the smarter they get. Is the "flayed zombie" the main antagonist? Whats his deal? Do they win?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The web novel the VN was based on was cancelled without a real ending, so the VN doesn't really have a proper ending

            The ending was boring enough that I don't remember it well. The smart zombies come from a cult of post apocalyptic bandits who were feeding people to a pit full of zombies. Then they got really smart and escaped. Flayed zombie is the big bad. He chases the main character a lot but he gets away at some point. IIRC it ends with the main character, Mitsuki (the teen girl), and survivors at a new safehouse while the intelligent zombies are still around and a potential threat

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for giving me the tl;dr, I had a feeling it didn't really end.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Purposefully infect my ex's fiance and then make her fall for me again.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    id have crazy sex with the hot ones

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zombies would be killed easily.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would you guys survive a 'The Sadness' event?

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My house is stocked with a few months of food and some guns already, so I'd probably sit tight and try to figure out what the frick was going on. If it's Resident Evil I'd probably die since they mutate into crazy monsters and there's a nuke coming at the end of it which would be totally unpredictable on the ground.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    incredible nunchuck combos

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is being on a military base a good thing during a zombie outbreak?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      being at the military base is a terrible place to be in any disaster. You're surrounded by an armed and incompetent in-group that you can't be part of which will see you as at best a future slave and at worst an expendable burden if any hard decisions need to be made. Look what happened in Katrina, they'll dump you at the Superdome to play Mr. Hobbe's Wild Ride.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You/ve never been in a military barracks.
        Anything above the first floor can be turned into a fricking fortress with nothing more than a sledgehammer or pickaxe.
        If it's anything less than World War Z zombies, it would be a fricking joke.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Die?

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Statistically, get killed in looting, eaten by zombies or starve or die of dehydration after being too terrified to go outside and face the the undead. UK anon here

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was 2 the best RE movie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This bawd aside, 2 and 3 were the only good ones

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She was the best part though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean regardless of her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    slow zombies = Just hang about in doors wait for it all to blow over, they'd be fricking useless IRL

    Fast Zombies = Little bit more dangerous but if you hunker down smartly/quietly they still wont find ya and they will rot away to nothing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing that makes the zombie stories interesting is when they happen spontaneously so no one is prepared, and when the characters have no idea what they are, what's going on, or their weaknesses. Hunkering down only works if you got lucky and are in a place with adequate supplies for a long period. And it's only a matter of time before others who didn't get so lucky come looking for supplies and decide to raid yours

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Time for some ZOMBIE JUDO. No but seriously, grappling and throwing zombies would be fun. I'm surprised basically no movies or games has that in them. Dying light kinda had it but not really

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what about zombie pepper spray
      how can they kill you if they cant see you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shouldn't most zombies be blind? They don't seem to blink in most depictions.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would kill as many black people as I could.

    Sorry what was the question again?

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Should have known he was trouble from that hooked nose

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >zombie movie
      >le humans are the biggest evil

      I'm so tired of this fricking trope

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That guy looks israeli, not human

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Zombies are generally not really that much of a threat, although the rage virus in 28 Days Later would be pretty fricked if it actually worked consistently where it only takes a tiny drop of body fluid to get in your mouth or nose or something to infect you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, zombies are pretty shit. I really don’t think they’d be a problem unless it’s like Walking Dead where everyone is infected and you just reanimate after natural/any death.
          Now, Crossed/The Sadness type of virus? Frick that. I’m immediately shooting myself.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    probably fricking die instantly, or kill myself at some point, depending on how bad it got.

    Ideally, capture sexy zombies and tie them up for funtimes but that alone implies wayyy too much going right all at once

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get guys like you that want to frick zombie girls. That just guarantees infection.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Eventually, it's practically a guarantee. BUT, assuming infection isn't sexually transmitted, then it'd be the ultimate rodeo frick, even if she's chained down with a muzzle on.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why would sex be transmittable?

          I think if you used a condom there would be no chance of infection.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            reported

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hide like a ferret

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zombies would be an improvement over Black folk. At least you know what a zombie is gonna do. Slowly shuffle towards you and try to take a bite.
    A Black person might pull his 9, smack you in the back of the head for tiktok, steal your kia, and so on.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cut women's heads off, it'd be so much fun

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do if there was a zombie outbreak?

    You're kidding right, how the hell have you been surviving since COVID-19?

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably die, probably horribly

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rape the red queen.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frickoff to the homestead and pick off aspiring raiders

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if you know you know

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tq
    I would just kind of stick around my house. i'd assume the zombie hordes would be busy violently murdering the random disorganized crowds of people trying to flee to another place that will inevitably be overrun. I'd also probably stock up on earbuds because listening to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_KUMaztNJA would be really demoralizing

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    speaking of zombies, who else is dreading this work week? the weekend ended way too soon.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    probably steal a ferry

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    capture b***hes and out breed the zombie population with my pure and unvax dna

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >you think that's meth u'r injecting?

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Order the troops to dig trenches for defilade against the zombie's anti-personnel capability. Let's get them at yonkers boys, HUA.

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do if there was a zombie outbreak?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >anon is nice enough to make himself into canned food for the zombies

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably die.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kiss jill's shoulders

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    After 3, maybe 4 weeks I'd have to start abducting women to repopulate the world.

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd finally have an excuse to duct tape my blow torch to my baseball bat.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing I always do. Stay in my house and sleep. Nobody visits so the apocalypse wouldn't be much different.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    take a cute little girl to survive with

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Statistically speaking I'd probably die
    But barring that pic related

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do if there was a zombie outbreak?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Boy, penis in that would end badly for you.

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