What would you do if you could stop time? Keep in mind that liquids act more like solids in this state so you can't rape anyone
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What would you do if you could stop time?
What would you do if you could stop time? Keep in mind that liquids act more like solids in this state so you can't rape anyone
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Since when did going in dry ever stop anyone? You are going to get raped one way or another, bite the pillow.
it's not pleasurable and she isn't even aware of it so what's the point?
>it's not like that one doujin where the girl gets time stop powers and fricks all the guys on campus only for them to nut super hard when she starts time up again
Pass, not interested
Drop the name boss
He's bullshitted you newbie, there's no such thing, at least not yet
Shows what you know. But I'm also not gonna drop sauce because your post sounds like bait for me to want to drop sauce to prove you wrong.
>hurr you don't drop sauce because you don't know or it doesn't exist
Well then I guess we're both out of luck. :^)
she gets pregnant too, btw
Doesn't she get pregnant and then give birth like 10 seconds later after a guy she takes a liking to catches her time raping him?
I gotchu mate it's get fricked homosexual lol
>liquids act more like solids in this state so you can't rape anyone
what about my liquids? i'd be cool with peeing, doo doo'ing and ejaculating on people
Outside of your time bubble liquids stop
It would be like super cooling water so that it insta freezes
The bubble barrier is incredibly small
how would heat work in this setup? if I touched something, would it be the temperature it was when time stopped? or would it be absolute zero? would the sun continue to emit light/heat, or would everything be totally dark and cold?
The conceit of time stop is that physics continue more or less as normal for anything you interact with, which is why you're capable of living.
I can try
Probably rape a lot of b***hes. Oh and steal shit.
>b-but I said no rape!
Not with that attitude you little b***h boy.
Kill everyone involved in journalism
Kill everyone involved in hollywood
Kill everyone involved in the porn industry
Kill everyone involved in banking
Kill everyone involved in government
Kill everyone involved in the music industry
Kill everyone involved in the video game industry
Kill everyone involved in big pharma
Kill everyone involved in the oil industry
Kill everyone involved in the property industry
My homie
cool it with the antisemitic remarks
LOL HE'S JUST KIDDING EVERYONE HEH LMAO YEAH WE GOT A REAL COMEDIAN HERE HAHA PRETTY FUNNY ANON LMAO YEAH HE'S JUST JOKING ABOUT THIS MY BROS OK
This and also rape
Which comes first, do you kill then rape or rape then kill?
rape first I'm not evil
To be decided on a case by case basis
Technically after you start the time they will be killed and raped at the same time
out of curiosity what industry do you think is good then?
Industry?
>Kill everyone involved in the property industry
Wait a minute, I own property!
>eliminate everyone I disagree with or think is making the world considerably worse
yeah I love seeing these silly little jokes
holy KEYED
Vote for this guy as the next president of time stop
next parasites would immediately replace them doe
Wow this is the most antisemitic post I've ever seen
>Kill everyone involved in journalism
BASED
>Kill everyone involved in hollywood
BASED
>Kill everyone involved in the porn industry
pozzed and gay
>Kill everyone involved in banking
pozzed and childish
>Kill everyone involved in government
based
>Kill everyone involved in the music industry
based
>Kill everyone involved in the video game industry
eh, 3/4s based (nintendo and larian can stay)
>Kill everyone involved in big pharma
based
>Kill everyone involved in the oil industry
pozzed and gay
>Kill everyone involved in the property industry
based
gay.
No one asked moron
coal
Spider-Man 2 lost
Miles Morales is a failed experiment
Snoy's ESG agenda is in shambles
it's for you
whoa there cowboy
put me in the screencap, reddit
Is such a thing as peace possible?
Oy vey.
>leaving out laywers
The Shabbos Goy of the Century award goes to
i can try though
stealing is too easy. it would be more fun playing blackjack or entering poker tournaments. freeze time, look at the other cards. i'd win the main event. i'd get pretty rich and then i would spend time peeing, doo doo'ing and ejaculating on people
it's not fun if you cheat, why not just get rich using your powers then playing poker normally but at least you know you'll never go broke?
id save the world
By stopping the tiny hat gang.
they may the head of the snake, but the body has a life of its own now.
at least 300 million people need to be erased
and thats not 300 random people either about 1/5 people work for the government in one way or another
this
I have a list
>Hedy Lamarr
I would probably rob a bank or use my ability to stop time to see if I can reverse it.
Then I would rape someone.
Sleep. Read a lot. Work out. Emerge from my arduous 2 second journey hulked out and self-actualized.
i could spend weeks just making people trip and fall. freeze them while they're walking, put a brick or something in front of their foot, step back, focus camera, roll film, unfreeze time and video tape them falling. upload to youtube, best channel on the internet, make millions
You're thinking too small. You need to setup an entire city to trip at the same time. It would become a worldwide phenomenon. Do it to random cities every couple weeks. People would be so paranoid.
>Keep in mind that liquids act more like solids in this state
And how does light act in such state? How air? How atoms in general?
A LOT of dryhumping
Just, a LOT of anal
Rape single moms with huge lactating breasts
>turn off my alarm
>sleep in
>wake up fully rested but still don't feel like going to work
>wander across the world like Forrest Gump because all of the criminals and predatory animals are time frozen
>visit dangerous places like a country actively at war or North Korea
>be able to see rifle rounds stopped in the air and call national leaders homosexuals without them realizing it
then you would rape them right?
>walk into north korean border
>step on mine
>die
>universe permanentley time stuck forever
Surely the mine couldn’t trigger if time was stopped
>be me
>north korean border guard
>standing in a guard tower with my bro
>fricking south koreans taunted us earlier today still kinda pissed
>suddenly the wind stops whispering, grass and leaves stop moving, realise I haven't blinked in a long time and don't even feel the need to
>time has frozen
>what feels like an ageless time passes, strangely tranquil
>when I don't think I can endure the silence and solitude anymore I see something at the south korean guard post
>an obese brown-ishly hued man in a greasy slightly ripped tshirt starts walking straight towards us
>I want to shout, I want to cheer, I want to cry, but I remain frozen
>has he come to free us from this torment? will it finally be over when he reaches us? is this the en-
>he starts walking straight towards the mine field
>my eyes can't even widen from the dread
>he strides on until inevitably a huge explosion that doesn't reverbitate
>pieces of the fattie stain the still grass and a couple of trees
>the still solitude continues, forever
>mfw
how long do i get to stop time? If i unpause time will that person suddenly get a glimpse of me?
Will all of the women I tie up and rape have 3 dramatic seconds of realization before they flash back to where they were before I froze time?
He didn't actually stop time in that movie, his body and mind just moved at superspeed. If he tried to rape someone his sonic dick would probably destroy her pussy.
>would probably destroy her pussy
Tukey basters filled with my cum; impregnating the entire city.
Liquidate Canada & Greenland and fill it full of Americans. Also liquidate New York and Los Angeles and fill them full of Americans.
If matter is suspended, how am I breathing?
stop time, sneak into girls bathroom, wait for her to come in, stop time, hide, wait for clothes to come off, stop time, rob wiener on pussy
repeat forever
Time only stops for her, not me. My liquids will flow.
once the cum comes out of you it just stays suspended from your tip, it woulden't be fun at all and you can't bukakke anyone
Grab cum, place it on girl. Do this for a month every time I ejaculate. Unfreeze time. Girl is now completely covered in my cum.
too much work
too little motivation
I would avenge Josh and place Drake over a cliff
I need your best timestop codes NOW
Rob/steal monies
Kill Black folk and muslims
Molest a lot of sweet girlies
bro I would just not work and keep time frozen until I eventually died, having spent my life doing absolutely nothing and enjoying the peace. I'm really tired
>Ring people's doorbells
>Pause time
>Run away
>Unpause time
>freeze time
>pick up Warwick Davis and lift him as high as possible
>walk away
>unfreeze time
too small for gravity to affect him. he would just bounce really high and squeal for a minute or two
You could slowly dismember him when he sleeps and put the pieces in his pockets
> you can't rape anyone
I went out when I first met my wife and told her friends how I had dreams where I could control the outcome and pulled down the pants of every female. They kinda laughed then I realized what I said and just said welp that's enough about me.
>Keep in mind that liquids act more like solids in this state
That's just your headcanon. Science fiction mechanics can be whatever the author wants.
you see it in the movie, they can move water around as it's a solid object
Practice my knife-throwing skills.
>throw knife
>it doesn't move
>unfreeze time and it goes flying
there needs to be a time stopping movie that investigates Rube Goldberg devices
Suck all the Joestar men dry
what are some movies where there's timestop
Javs
Any Xmen movie with quicksilver
>Keep in mind that liquids act more like solids in this state
That's fricking stupid whatever you touch or manipulate in the time freeze can move and flow like normal it would be kinda like how fluids act in zero g
>muh rape
All I want in life is money, I would gather a few million dollars, then resume time and simply disappear.
how will you explain how you got the million for the IRS?
he would simply rape any irs agents that come his way
Clockstoppers was a fricking cop out because they didn't stop time, they just moved really fast. Dumb fricking Black person movie. Give me a PAUSE.
there is barely any difference between very slow and a full stop
There's a HUGE different. Very slow is still in motion, its active, its conscious. A pause is absolute static, energy itself has ceased to move.
I wonder what happened to her, she was so cute in this but I don't remember seeing her in anything else.
kek i rented this movie because there was nothing else to rent. it sucked ass
Spend a long time arranging as many people as I can into a big orgy in the middle of the city, no one's safe, kids included. I'll bring a pet or two. Then wait for time to stop while watching from atop a nearby building with a good camera
Steal from the evil """people""" who rule the world (cis straight white male conservative Christians).
yeah, frick those white nerds becoming engineers, founding tech companies and making more money than you, but those israeli billionaires will be completely untouched, remember the 6 million
It’s always techgays and engineer sois that always fall into the alt right propaganda
So I pick them up, take them to a secret location, unfreeze time, have fun, freeze time, put them back.
I want to see pusy
Source? Where to read in English?
https://mangadex.org/title/08a25bd7-ce34-4630-8552-b93fe16852d9/jikan-teishi-yuusha-yomei-3-ka-no-settei-ja-sekai-wo-sukuu-ni-wa-mijika-sugiru
Talk to a girl and every once and awhile I would freeze time to quickly rub her pussy then unfreeze.
She will feel the excitement down there and have no idea why except she knows it only happens when its with me.
I would freeze time and tie women's shoelaces together in such a manner that when time starts again they would trip and land butthole first on my face and or penis
>walk to russia
>putin neck snap
>walk to china
>xi neck snap
>walk to north korea
>kim neck snap
>etc
When time starts again and all of the dictators suddenly drop dead of broken necks simultaneously, that would be crazy.
what about drumpfy
there's a movie with this premise
This movie is horny but also good, did enjoy would recommend.
Kill bad people eg: cops, politicians, judges, lawyers, teachers, doctors, nurses, stockbrokers, priests etc parasites who make the world worse.
&
Open prisons.
Make the world free.
Steal and frick women, but just don't cum in them.
Take pictures of my dick in girls mouths and then blackmail the girls into sex in exchange for not releasing the pictures.
Steal everybody's money.
Steal expensive booze and make various kinds of coffee & cacao with them
qt
>so you can't rape anyone
Useless power then
Steal until you get rich, then you dont need to rape anyone
>money prevents rape
moron