What would you do if you had the power to teleport anywhere at will?
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What would you do if you had the power to teleport anywhere at will?
What would you do if you had the power to teleport anywhere at will?
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rape
Feminists are right about men
yeah but they're wrong about women
Which in turn makes men right for being the way they are. hooray
>feminists
>right
First thing I’m doing is robbing some random Walmart in bum frick nowhere.
What the actual frick is wrong with you? Yeah you’d deserve to get hunted down by those government spooks.
damn it i was gonna say that
y-you gonna teleport into a vegana?
yep im gonna telefrag that pussy
New fetish acquired.
You don't even have to do, you can just coerce them.
>kidnap supermodel
>teleport them into an underwater cave
>tell them you will get them they suck your wiener
>if they refuse, leave them there without food
>return a week later to see if they have changed their mind
>repeat until they either starve or give in
>>tell them you will get them they suck your wiener
*tell them you will get them out, if they suck your wiener
That's just rape for pussies.
Just steal money and hire instagram prostitutes, you absolute moron.
The amount of actual societal rejects who still wouldn’t be able to be swimming in pussy with literal teleportation powers is astounding.
You can teleport and you still can’t get a b***h to spread her legs for you willingly? NGMI EVER!!!
I have no idea why I burst out fricking laughing seeing this.
/thread
It's funny because it was the goto reply for being invisible but being a teleporter doesn't really fit for rapists
Why are incels are so cringe?
Get the hell out of society after convincing Victoria Justice to marry me.
I respect your taste.
Jump into OP's bedroom and teabag him while he sleeps at night
Steal stuff
Nice
the top 3 things everyone would do once in power
kill
steal
rape
what else is there?
off chance being a "superhero"
I wouldn't kill. Why would I do that?
there's not a single human on the planet you would kill? what are you 12?
Yeah I guess I could get what I want politically by killing but I definitely wouldn't kill anyone I know personally and I wouldn't enjoy it. I just don't have that much hate for anyone I've personally known.
you must be a female since you made up in your head that it had to be someone you know personally since no where did it say that
Because that person said "everyone" would do it, as if it would be enjoyable and bring them nothing but benefit. If someone doesn't care that much about politics or idealism, I don't see why they would do it - because of this, what I took from it (too hastily) was that the anon believes everyone has someone they want to kill that they personally know.
that's way to much thought put into a hypothetical proving you are a female.
id like to mansplain to you but you still wouldn't understand even if i did
how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
your answer "but i did"
Why are you so desperate for a flame war?
you think thats a flame war? lol ok buddy
how did you come to the conclusion killing once doesn't make you a killer? they almost always kill more after doing it once
and no, killers cannot have remorse
why would u want to rape men?
if you are female i will allow it since its technically not rape
you'll get there
I've been there and it brought nothing good, I've chilled out now
Spending their entire life making em miserable until they kill themself is more fun
Most people already killed themselves with the vaxx. Just have to wait and see who the perpetrators are by who survives.
If you kill a killer the number of killers in the world remains the same.
only if you kill one tho
if i kill a prison full i've made the world better, yes?
no dumbass because they're already in prison, you have to kill a killer before he commits the act but then he's not a killer and you are
killers kill multiple times
killers in jail still get out of jail eventually
the ones that don't get out of jail will have their deaths praised
all in all its better for humanity
>if you kill once you're not a killer
lol
>killers cannot have a remorse of a murder after they do their time
false
damn that was a good movie, the humor felt out of place sometimes though
if you kill a murderer then the number of murderers decreases.
problem solved by not being a 5 y/o and knowing the difference between
1. homicide/killing (any ending of one's life, justified or not) and
2. murder (legally unjustified killing)
But I'm not killing killers. I'm killing the engineers of the current financial collapse.
but if i kill two killers
the number does decrease by one
If I kill 15 million killers then there are 14,999,999 fewer killers in the world.
killing would just reduce the number of people i could rape.
And raping increases the number of people I could kill. We could make a great team, you and I/
You motherfricker, I'm in.
there were so many people i wanted to kill at 10 years old, yeah i was bullied a lot
Why would I want to kill someone? Do people really take that much space up in your head that you need to kill them? Move on, bro
You could be the jump man steal from the rich, rapes every b***h
why wouldnt you do that?
If the only thing stopping you from killing and raping is that you can't get away with it you're seriously fricked up.
start raping faster than eminem
All around me are familiar jumpers
Worn out jumpers - worn out jumpings
Bright and early for their daily jumpings
Jumping nowhere - jumping nowhere
Their jumps are filling up their jumpings
No more jumping - ni more jumping
Hide my head I want to drown my jumping
No more jumping - no more jumping
And I find it kind of jumpy, I find it kind of sad
The jumps in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to jump you - i find it hard to jump
When people jump in circles its a very very
Jump world, jump world
I would jump right into raoe
>save money on travel costs
>visit exotic locations for free and be home for dinner
I would be apprehensive of stealing shit without invisibility.
Cameras still exist, wouldn't you get recognised eventually and prosecuted?
I haven't see the movie.
Can you take people with you?
Why wouldn't you wear a disguise? Who's going to suspect you if you steal from some place halfway across the country? You could be in and out in two seconds.
Samuel L Jackson would
In the movie he jumps straight into locked bank vaults and then jumps out. You can also teleport people with you
How does he know where the bank vault is and not teleport into a wall or some shit?
Does he have to do research on the places he robs?
Yeah, he's got an apartment with a room covered in pictures of places around the world. All he has to do is be able to visualize it or something and he can jump to it
He can only jump to places that he physically been. Those photos were pictures of his trips throughout the world. It help him remember them so that he can jump.
>go somewhere very public like a mall where you'll be seen by many people and many cameras
>talk to as many people as you can so they'll remember talking to you
>wear a sweatshirt and have a ski mask in your pocket
>go into one of those individual bathrooms where you can lock the door to keep everyone out (no cameras inside bathrooms by law)
>remove your sweatshirt, put on your ski mask
>teleport somewhere on the other side of the country and steal shit
>teleport back to the bathroom
>take off ski mask, put on sweatshirt
>teleport your stolen shit back home
>teleport once more back to the bathroom
>walk out of the bathroom
>spend more time in that public place
>buy something
>drive home
How the hell would anyone ever put you at the scene of the crime? Anyone who did would be called a lunatic because you're on camera with multiple witnesses and credit card transactions to prove you were in that mall across the country during the theft. Even if someone lined up your time in the bathroom with the time of the theft, who would ever believe it?
I'd also switch shoes to avoid similar prints and use gloves for the same reason. Even with prints and such they would still have a hard time explaining how you got there but better to leave no loose ends
Maybe its because I'm hungry but I always wanted to try In-N-Out but not enough to justify a trip to America just for that.
It’s nothing special.
It's worth a teleport
Me too bro.
The burgers aren’t anything special, but their milkshakes are crazy good
same
Instantly get to my job and back home
Based fellow job haver. Being able to teleport my groceries home would be a plus. I always seem to have car troubles and so eliminating that as much as possible from my life would be a net positive.
Why would you work when you can teleport into a bank vault and take bunch of cash
wageslave
Why would you need cash if you could bamf away with anything you wanted transaction free?
Jewslave
You can't bamf away your rent/mortgage or utility payments.
I can go anywhere at any time. I am not living as a mortal human anymore. I would not be tethered to any utilities or "home". I would be occupying luxury hammocks on secluded beaches with perfect weather and going directly to the source of any power or information I might need.
And what would you eat? If you rely on stealing literally everything every time you need it you would actually get caught eventually.
>but I'll just bamf out of jail
Things will eventually escalate to you being declared a terrorist to be shot on sight.
Or you could keep money around to pay for basic necessities.
>Things will eventually escalate to you being declared a terrorist to be shot on sight.
Then I’d live stream the president getting sodomized by the biggest white gorillas the aryan brotherhood could muster up in whatever godforsaken prison I bamf him into.
>appear next to president
>shot before you can teleport out
You can't get him while he's sleeping unless you can visualize his bedroom.
I’m gonna be honest I think that might be the first thing I’d do with my powers. It’s not like they’d ever be able to find me if I just follow the advice in this
And this
How would they ever be able to find me? Would they even release that information to the public? That the president has been sodomized by white supremacists?
Admittedly, if you did that before you were known you probably could get away with it because all the secret service would be totally caught off guard.
I’d start teleporting their male workers to prisons and have them get raped too.
Dine and dash at restaurants worldwide
>steal a bunch of money
>buy disney world annual pass
>visit disney all the time
>maybe visit a few other cool places too
why buy an annual pass, couldn't you just teleport in?
you have supernatural abilities that bend the fabrics of reality and you choose to consoom?
yo jumper was da bomb
anakin deserved a sequel
I would teleport the earth into the sun
>systematically one by one every nuke on the planet disappears
Oh no, there goes that mutually assured destruction. Who know what will happen now
it was a ripoff
That was a ripoff of TIger Tiger.
Movie was complete garbage. In the book he fights terrorists. There are no magical Blacks.
1 - steal the declaration of independence
2 - rob fort nox
in that order
rape 1 woman per country
Skip the daily commute
Sleep in
>t. committed wageslave
how many employee of the month awards do you have anon
i'll go to rachel bilson's house and ask her to marry me
>i'll go to rachel bilson's house and ask her to marry me
Fun Fact: Hayden and Rachel weren't the original leads. The studio replaced Tom Sturrige and Teresa Palmer for actors more popular amongst the CW crowd.
They should've just kept ASR and pretended she was grown up.
Hayden married ASR in an alternate universe.
>Tom Sturrige and Teresa Palmer
I've never heard of these people in my life.
EXACTLY
They're the poor man's Emile Hirsch and Kristen Stewart
Jump back time to prove the holocaust was a lie.
you will die and you are will not be able to tell
?
Dream about it.
not if he wears a small hat and start acting like a israelite. Worst case scenario he ends up in israel
I'd play Portal.
This movie was so fun before he got caught.
>teleport anywhere
according to the movies I think you have to visit the general area once before you can teleport.
>teleport to some place with expensive things
>resell
>travel
>collect jump sites
>repeat step one & two
>rob bank money while its in transit
>none the wiser
>buy an apartment
>pay for everything in cash
I like the soundtrack. that third eye blind song was kino.
Teleport in 2003 and 'replace' my old self with me.
How come we got marvelslop instead of a kino jumper/push/chronicle cinematic universe?
Every "cinematic universe" turns to slop and wanting a CU is the mark of a homosexual and a moron. Just watch movies.
Jumpstart the apocalypse then go innawoods.
based uncle Ted appreciators
Be the fastest delivery man in the world
Hopefully make a decent amount of cash getting stuff for rich people, then go live in a cabin for the rest of my life
>allow rich people to know about your powers by working for them
>think you can get away with it and peacefully retire
This movie had such a fun concept.
But then they fell into the trope of
>secret society hellbent on destroying main character's kind
It would have been amazing if it was just some regular people trying to figure out how to catch someone who can teleport across the globe.
You're right, but it's based on a young adult novel so that trope was inevitable. YA authors love that shit because YA readers eat it up.
Ironically the novel it was adapted from is about a guy who can teleport and does so in a normal world where at some point a government agent tracks him down
No secret society or anything like that
teleport into a rock and die instantly
Rape faster than grandma
visit my exes and scare the hell out of them, visit old acquaintance/friends scare the hell out of them. Visit certain countries. Loot
I'd just save time on commuting
Do many robbaries
I saw this movie in the cinema when it came out but I remember nothing of it
I would find the ugliest man alive and keep teleporting his semen into Sarah SIlverman's womb, impregnating her over and over again
That would make you reverse Hitler!
oh pick me im ugly as shit
>impregnating
>at her age
DESTROY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF EVERY NATION ON THE PLANET. YES EVEN THE LIZARD PEOPLE.
especially the lizard people
>What would you do if you had the power to teleport anywhere at will?
Kill everyone involved in journalism
Kill everyone involved in hollywood
Kill everyone involved in the porn industry
Kill everyone involved in banking
Kill everyone involved in government
Kill everyone involved in the music industry
Kill everyone involved in the video game industry
Kill everyone involved in big pharma
Kill everyone involved in the oil industry
Kill everyone involved in the property industry
I’d stop you.
That looks like a fake AI poster.
Can't believe it was a real movie lmao
>That looks like a fake AI poster.
thought you were talking about the OP
Steal a lot of pretty girls phones right from their hands and teleport somwhere so I can look fore her nudes
>find someone alone in public
>appear in front of them
>tell them something vaguely ominous
>vanish
I would probably travel the world without paying for transportation. I'm so heckin' evil.
Excuse me, sir, can we see your passport?
that's an odd-looking noose
I teleport into OP’s house and poop on his head
I would teleport to every timezone's biggest and televised new year's party
Good way to get targeted by every glowie agency around the world for capture and study.
I would harass them like Q in Star Trek until they left me alone.
>Go to WEF
>transport schwab and harari Black folk into an undisclosed location in turkey
>make them eat turks
I'd find the worlds best hospital in case of emergency
Discover 4 restaurants I really like
Access vaults of classified info like in Langley
Spy on politicians and people of influence
Teleport people to which ever country they want to immigrate to
Kick people I dont like in the back and teleport away
Find every online scammer and shit in their pillow case, will need donations of shit to put in the cases
Raep female polician/influencers but only rightwinger ones, the more chudette the better , if theyre nazi enjoyers even better awoooogaaa
Steal from the rich and give to the poor.
id teleport my penis in to florence 'the piggy' pughs vegana
>what would you do if you had x superpower?
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>what would you do if you had x superpower?
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>what would you do if you had x superpower?
I would unironically kill crackheads and their dealers and and transport their bodies to the Sahara desert.
Go to NASA. Show them I can teleport. Let them put a spacesuit on me. Have them point me in the right direction in the sky. Concentrate... and then teleport into space orbiting Proxima Centauri b, while holding some instrumentation that can check atmospheric composition, pressure etc. Do this for several candidate exoplanets. Then I will be used to land on the surface, carrying bits of equipment I can carry, slowly building up bases on these planets. I will be a hero who sends humanity to the stars. I will also tell them "Listen. I'm basically a God. The fact I can teleport is proof. So you HAVE to give me a harem of 16 year old girls! You just have to!"
You need to tele back though
Ever played a game where you tried to get back to a point and you just barely got off the landmark trail you loosely committed to memory?
Interstellar travel is 1000 times worse, because your eyes aren't built to see the distances you need to see
And now you're in a space suit, so you have a time limit
Oh, and if you hit an INVISIBLE BLACK HOLE, you are instantly turned into condensed meat and it's over
Frick space, man. Not worth it ever, unless there are many, many back up systems put in place by your efforts beforehand
You would probably have some kind of natural navigation intuition built in if you have the ability to teleport. Just like if you trip over you can quickly self orientate yourself in seconds without consciously over analysing anything. You dont fall over and are then incapable of ever getting back up.
Also I would think Interstellar teleporting would not be possible. There has to be some sort of range limit. Maybe you would need multiple jumps in succession to reach the moon at most, but beyond there youre fricked because everything from that point is so far away, let alone jumping millions of light years away per jump.
In Jumper the teleportation is done with wormholes that connect two distant points instantly, you're not traveling through a tunnel. Each jump also leaves a scar which allows it to be re-opened. Once you get to a planet going back would be trivial, just go through the scar from your first trip.
Does teleportation happen at light speed or is it instantaneous? You don't want to die of starvation while portaling!
It should be instantaneous and not even require line of sight. Im guessing its more like youre wormholing yourself into the location.
It seems more like a wormhole because he is able to use the other guys jump point and the antagonists re open one of the jump portals he makes.
It's instantaneous and he does create a wormhole. That's why early in the movie when he teleports he brings tons of shit with him, he didn't know how to control the size of the portal until later. When he gets good at it he can make a portal exactly the size of his body or extend it out to teleport a whole car around him.
Could teleportation solve the JQ?
>meet israelite
>ask him to denounce the talmud
>if he does, let him go
>if he doesn't, teleport him into the sun
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>what would you do if you had x superpower?
Use it to cheat and win.
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>What would you do if you had the power to teleport anywhere at will?
I would unironically do boring shit like teleport to a third world country for cheap lunch and dinner which would save me a fortune. Then id get a casual delivery job, maybe delivering like important documents instantly across the world? Im sure people would pay 6 figures for shit like that. I actually wouldnt bother doing anything illegal at all if I could teleport.
>the top 3 things everyone would do once in power
>kill
>steal
>rape
What are you, 15?
I definitely would do what the brit jumper did. Chill in peace in the middle of fricking nowhere. Maybe frick with some global politics scale assassinations for fun.
With "Jumper Powers" the real question is
>who could you assassinate that it would make a meaningful difference in the world?
Sure, you could knock off Trump, Biden, Macron, Trudeau if you where being moronic, but they'd just get replaced by the western elites with another guy with identical views, it would make no difference.
But if you where to assassinate Putin or Kim Jong Il, then you'd upset the jenga tower. There would be a mad bloody scramble to replace them, likely leading to civil war, maybe even a nuclear one.
teleport to the moon and lasso it then teleport to that christmas movie and give it to that cute broad
For those that read the books, do they touch on the electricity invulnerability? Is it possible to expand your powers to magnetism or invisibility by exploiting that? Also is it possible to teleport yourself into a solid object and get stuck or die?