Imagine getting invited to Miguel's spider society, only for everyone there to laugh at you because you're too much of a brainless to make web shooters and you don't have any organic ones.
Stick to upper floor windows and shit, I’m talking pressed ham on glass when some wall street c**ts are having a boardroom meeting and pushing out a chocolate python
You would be the fastest, strongest, and most durable mma fighter but your fights would be extremely boring and thus the promotion might not pay you as well as some of the other fighters. Could also accidentally kill the opposing mma fighter.
You can always learn showmanship it's not like you are in real danger anyway, and spider man never killed anyone, so i assume that I have a nice degree of control over my strength, too.
Are you sure the average person wouldn't get suspicious at your win rate and performance when it comes to professional fighting? You can only fake so much before your biology betrays you.
>get a creepy gimp suit. >assault lonely people at night, fully showing off the scarier abilities such as wall-crawling and lifting heavy objects
No raping or killing, just dicking around trying to scare the frick out of people for fun.
Rape.
I'd probably just swing around cities, that sounds fun as frick.
Sorry, anon, everyone knows that Spider-Man doesn't have organic webshooters. You can at least have fun climbing up buildings.
Ah, frick.
Make ad and sponsor money on YouTube doing bodycam parkour and skateboarding, I guess, go all the way up to motorcycle jumps like Evel Knievel
Garfield was unironically onto something
Imagine getting invited to Miguel's spider society, only for everyone there to laugh at you because you're too much of a brainless to make web shooters and you don't have any organic ones.
that already happened, this version of flash was chasing miles and he never had webshooters
You're telling me this guy was chasing Miles on foot the entire time? He fricking mogs Miguel if true.
I'd swing around the city raping
LIVING ON THE EDGE
Beat up people at Marvel
having his powers doesn't really feel like a power fantasy to me
he has good danger sense and high strength along with the wall sticking. that and a little training will win street every fight.
He's not really as much of a power fantasy hero as he could be
I'm not smart enough to make artificial web and organic is cheating
Stick to upper floor windows and shit, I’m talking pressed ham on glass when some wall street c**ts are having a boardroom meeting and pushing out a chocolate python
I would call myself tarantula man, cuz I'm afraid of heights.
Beat up Lowe and Wells and web em up
Not sharing my ideas with you slott
It'd be pretty boring if you didn't live in a big city huh...
Get into wrestling
I guess I'm going to have to be the Spider-Man who takes the bus.
Rob banks
the right partner
There has to be some way to make big money from your spider-sense, right?
I guess you could work on micro-fluctuations on Wall street. Ironic that they'll call you the Wall Crawler then too
Poker and gambling, maybe? Or does it have to be physical danger?
How's his resistance to gunfire? Spider-sense renders it moot, sure, but I have to wonder.
Ultimate Peter got shot a bunch of times, once to death, no standard version is bulletproof
He has super strength but not super durability
Gamble
Crime
Humiliate female criminals
Become a mma fighter or boxer, I would be the strongest in the history with spider powers.
You would be the fastest, strongest, and most durable mma fighter but your fights would be extremely boring and thus the promotion might not pay you as well as some of the other fighters. Could also accidentally kill the opposing mma fighter.
Have you seen a Mike Tyson fight? People would go to see how long the opponent would survive.
You can always learn showmanship it's not like you are in real danger anyway, and spider man never killed anyone, so i assume that I have a nice degree of control over my strength, too.
>spider man never killed anyone
Why not pro wrestler. Just don't hurt your opponents, and act as normal as them.
It is not popular in my country(Brazil)
Become a professional athlete and get filthy rich.
Are you sure the average person wouldn't get suspicious at your win rate and performance when it comes to professional fighting? You can only fake so much before your biology betrays you.
Do I get the equivalent rogues gallery and disdain from the public as Spiderman? Or is that just Parker luck?
>live in a tiny Euro city with no tall buildings
Uhhhhhh, what can I do? Punch minorities?
>get a creepy gimp suit.
>assault lonely people at night, fully showing off the scarier abilities such as wall-crawling and lifting heavy objects
No raping or killing, just dicking around trying to scare the frick out of people for fun.