what would you do if you were made a wallfacer?

what would you do if you were made a wallfacer?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >refuses to elaborate

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has a valid point when he says 'they're not going to be here for 400 years'. So what is his actually point? Okay so he makes a plan up in his mind, he can't tell anybody, but he just does it. So? How does that fix anything? He won't be alive to act it out in 400 years. The only point of such an act is to make people come out to target you so you can stop them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also I guess to make the Sophons keep having to check in on you to see where you are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They have hibernation technology moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and it is specifically stated that Clarence is going to have to guard him 'for the rest of his life'. So he isn't going into the hibernation capsules.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you had bothered to read the book, you would know that isn't actually necessary and that "Clarence" was wrong. Characters can be wrong.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >dude just read the book lmao
            this is Cinemaphile, not Cinemaphile. OP is talking about the show.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how does that mean there would be no hibernation capsule? he can go in and Clarence will still spend the rest of his own life guarding him, why are you ESLs always so fricking stupid?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Exactly what Luo Ji did in the book. The better question is what would you do if you were Swordholder?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the same thing bing bong did, except the part where i come up with a plan that works and also having an icky girl in my mountain NEET home

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Build proton shielded conference room with some cryochambers
    >Invite some important people into the conference room to discuss strategies
    >Seal door with more proton shielding
    >There should now be one of two Sophons trapped inside the conference room
    >Verify this by operating two particle colliders at the same time and seeing if one of them works properly.
    >Go into cryosleep and leave instructions saying that the room should only be opened after the war is won
    Thats the best I got. It doesn't defeat the ayyliums but it does permanently take one of the sophons out of the game. If the sophon doesn't take the bait and enter the room then I've invented an eavesdrop proof room so its still a win.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if they send more sophons?

      the same thing bing bong did, except the part where i come up with a plan that works and also having an icky girl in my mountain NEET home

      Best response

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What if they send more sophons?
        Sophons are they size of planets so presumably the ayyliums don't have the ability to make more, at least while they traveling in their fleet. But this process could be continuously repeated by other people, each time creating either a trapped sophon or an eavesdrop proof room.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Sophons are they size of planets
          they are the size of photons you cretin
          >the ayyliums don't have the ability to make more
          they are continuously making and sending more
          >But this process could be continuously repeated by other people, each time creating either a trapped sophon or an eavesdrop proof room.
          so the plan is to just keep locking people in rooms who will do nothing for 400 years? do you think the aliens are so moronic they would keep falling for the trap over and over again like a looney tunes cartoon for 4 centuries

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >they are the size of photons you cretin
            They are the size of planets when they are being constructed. You're either trolling or moronic so I'm not going to read the rest.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They're only the size of planets because their higher dimensions are unfolded into 3D which allows them to print their super alien ai computer brain onto it.
              Then they're folded back up, which means they're only the size of a photon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That still requires construction on a planetary scale. Presumably their ability to create sophons is extremely limited as they only send two. If they could make as many as they wanted then they would just send 7 billion sophons to live inside our eyes and make us all blind.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > construction on a planetary scale
                Other anon is right, it’s the space folding technolo-magic that is the key and how dimensions flow into each other will become more important as the material gets dumber/more insane.
                Rest assured “planetary size construction” isn’t the problem here, it’s how the frick they’re “unfolding” a point so they can program it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That still requires construction on a planetary scale. Presumably their ability to create sophons is extremely limited as they only send two. If they could make as many as they wanted then they would just send 7 billion sophons to live inside our eyes and make us all blind.

                They're only the size of planets because their higher dimensions are unfolded into 3D which allows them to print their super alien ai computer brain onto it.
                Then they're folded back up, which means they're only the size of a photon.

                >they are the size of photons you cretin
                They are the size of planets when they are being constructed. You're either trolling or moronic so I'm not going to read the rest.

                >Sophons are they size of planets
                they are the size of photons you cretin
                >the ayyliums don't have the ability to make more
                they are continuously making and sending more
                >But this process could be continuously repeated by other people, each time creating either a trapped sophon or an eavesdrop proof room.
                so the plan is to just keep locking people in rooms who will do nothing for 400 years? do you think the aliens are so moronic they would keep falling for the trap over and over again like a looney tunes cartoon for 4 centuries

                in the fricking show they flat out say making the sophons required an insane amount of resources and time, neither of which they have traveling, and literally say that the 4 they have (2 they sent and 2 they kept) are all they could make

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't be mean

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think it takes them a few years per Sophon and we couldn't block Sophons for a good while

          I'm your wallbreaker btw

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I think it takes them a few years per Sophon
            It would still take them decades to show up after being built and means they can only build a couple dozen.
            >we couldn't block Sophons for a good while
            I'm pretty sure a thick lead and concrete lining would work.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They can travel through solid materials that's why they're dangerous if it was that easy we would have done that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They can travel through solid materials
                They can travel through most materials yeah but there are plenty of ways to block proton radiation
                >if it was that easy we would have done that
                Or maybe the writer just didn't think of that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In Death's End humanity invents sophon proof rooms, they're really small, hard to build and expensive also it explains in the book why they can travel through walls

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough lol. Though I still think in reality that making a shielding material would be pretty easy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah definitely some sci fi voodoo in the tv and books

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two chicks at the same time

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they send a gay particle disruptor first instead of the fleet-destroying teardrop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because the gay particles can be accelerated to lightspeed and arrive earlier.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why would they send smallpox first and not the empire-destroying armada?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Set up (dirty) nukes all around the world, have people posted at each nuke 400 years later to manually detonate on command destroying the earth with radiation. Basically the Earth is held hostage so the aliens are forced to coexist with humanity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gets stoned to death by your own people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why? They're gonna be dead anyway?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't you be able to trap a sophon in a powerful magnetic field?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    basically a holodeck thread

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make an announcement telling the world to make a weapon to defeat the aliens. since they have to do what i tell them they will do this.

    my job is done. recline in a chair with ALL the daughters of everyone in town that ive told the town to give me.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm relistening to the audio books right now and it's so fricking disappointed how bad they botched the casting. He's no Luo Ji

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The entire series is fricking insane. b***h slices a cruise ship apart with nano-wires and nobody ever talks about the obvious military or assassination applications, Chinese chick has her simp's head cut off, frozen, and then shot into space using nuclear bombs (gets knocked off course), black guy gets made a wallfacer (idk why when he's literally just some a PhD holder, if he's supposed to be a genius on the same level as the women they do nothing to show it).
    This is why no one likes hard sci-fi, it's in many ways more out there than standard FTL soft sci-fi.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hard sci-fi
      this is definitely not hard sci-fi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your complaints are literally
      >why don't they explain the ending right now!!!

      Also, the show did a poor job of it but it implied why the black guy was picked as a wall facer. The show was kind of smart to change some things and not do book for book seasons, but it also fricked up a lot of things because of that. Having the benefit of all three books already existing, it just proves how moronic D&D are that they can't competently make a good show out of it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nobody ever talks about the obvious military or assassination applications
        not relevant to the story? Like they don't talk about how it could make the perfect toilet paper either...so what?
        >Chinese chick has her simp's head cut off, frozen, and then shot into space using nuclear bombs (gets knocked off course)
        almost like this plot point hasn't concluded...
        >black guy gets made a wallfacer (idk why when he's literally just some a PhD holder, if he's supposed to be a genius on the same level as the women they do nothing to show it).
        there's a scene where he has a cryptic talk with someone. Maybe you missed it being on your phone?

        I remember the talk about "don't frick with God", though I'm a midwit so it kind of went over my head. I couldn't tell if the lady was implying that there's something even stronger than the Trisolarians (aka they're not "God" and actually just the "angels") or not. I think part of my issue is that 1) there's not a great sense of how much time has passed, and 2) because of that it always seems like they're going for "this idea is technically possible" to "alright here's the technology".
        I suppose the implication is that money is no object due to the dire situation.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a. not that much time has passed in the show. Like at most it's been a year or so.
          b. the talk he has with the old lady lays out the laws of the universe; it essentially gives the black guy the strategy to ward off the trisolarans..

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it always seems like they're going for "this idea is technically possible" to "alright here's the technology".
          the books are the same way. Don't be autistic about it, just go with the flow. It's a scifi show where everyone is a genius and they figure out how to do stuff.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ye's joke:
          >einstein is humanity
          >angels are the trisolarans
          >god is any alien race even more advanced than humanity and trisolarans
          the show ruined this part of the story. The joke doesn't work as well as they thought it would. But the book version wouldn't work in the show because it's clunky as frick. Like it worked in the book because it was introduced without explanation at the very beginning, and it wasn't until the end where it connected and made sense.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody ever talks about the obvious military or assassination applications
      not relevant to the story? Like they don't talk about how it could make the perfect toilet paper either...so what?
      >Chinese chick has her simp's head cut off, frozen, and then shot into space using nuclear bombs (gets knocked off course)
      almost like this plot point hasn't concluded...
      >black guy gets made a wallfacer (idk why when he's literally just some a PhD holder, if he's supposed to be a genius on the same level as the women they do nothing to show it).
      there's a scene where he has a cryptic talk with someone. Maybe you missed it being on your phone?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    >big lake house
    >unlimited door dash
    >super gaming PC
    >kino station of the highest order

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rape

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what if one wallfacer wanted to rape another wallfacer? how do you resolve this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's part of the plan

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still amazed everyone is not laughing at just how stupid the sophons are. And its not like the books were written in the 70's or 80's were you could be forgiven for not understanding that faster than light transmission of data is impossible. Also they can somehow travel at the speed of light all the time and go everywhere. I'm glad he didn't even bother to try to explain the power source or method of locomotion.
    don't bother to respond to me pseuds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >don't bother to respond to me pseuds
      I could explain it to you, but now I'm not going to.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't make me get out a folded piece of paper and a pen.

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