What would you do if you where in his shoes, realistically?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >were
    it's over.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would just do 360 degree turn and walk away.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      With what legs moron

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone would have found my corpse because I didn't have the guts to saw my arm off with a dull pocketknife

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I'd probably just fall asleep from dehydration and exhaustion and never wake up

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rape.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Sarah Gadon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got one of your banned IPs the other day. Use a different service, please. I want nothing to do with you.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But dont you want sex with Sarah Gadon?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha
        you must live near him, have a meet up and talk about sara-

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I live near a shitposter that posts weird shit. what I find scary is that someone near me actually uses this shithol and this board

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            i once typed something into the browser of a friend's laptop and it autocompleted to this site.
            he said "haha i just use it for porn".
            that was about 8 years ago though. maybe you should seek him out and become best friends. do you live near me too?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              This homosexual posts on Cinemaphile. I'm not befriending that sick bastard ever

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I went to a hotel years ago and the ip was banned because somebody used it to spam feet porn on /vp/. Not even Pokémon foot porn, just pics of actual women's feet with no text.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              that may have been me ngl
              I've since quit drinking

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would push the rock out of the way.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't say a single word to the rock, I'd listen to what it had to say. And that's what no one did.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if a good quality 4lb sledgehammer would be useful against that rock.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cry out in pain and fear before dying of dehydration.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t do anything. I’d listen to him and that what no one else did.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      GODDAMN IT WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HERE?! I WAS GOING TO MAKE THIS JOKE BUT THATS WHAT YOU DID.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      best meme of 2023 and 2024

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      listen to the frickin rock?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd stay at home

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say a single word to the rocks. I'd listen to them. That's what no one did.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Rock Is Dead, Brian

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use the knife to slit my throat

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't cut my arm off. I'd listen to it. And that's what no one did.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    serious answer? well as an expert survivalist and a super-smeller, i would bind my wrist with climbing rope cum tourniquet.
    i would then stick the knife into my hand and squeeze out all the blood - thus deflating it to a considerably smaller size.
    this would thus make my hand far easier to slip out of the crack in the rock, after which i would release the tourniquet, allowing blood to circulate once more in the hand.
    i'd then climb to safety and keep pressure on the wound i'd made, making my way to a doctor, which is what no one else did.
    300ml blood loss would not have a significant impact on my overall well-being and it would be magnitudes faster than his rather brutish method.
    i suppose that's what makes me an stand-out survivalist.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >climbing rope cum tourniquet

      I've heard of shooting ropes but this is something else

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's latin, you need to have had a classical education to understand it 😉

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I went to private catholic school and the only thing I learned about cum was how to retain it rectally until I got home.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            you had a visiting rabbi?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would just pull my arm out harder moron didnt pull hard enough

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    just looked it up and it was 20 years ago.
    i was sure it happened only a few years ago.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would never be in this stupid situation because I wouldn't go jogging by myself out in the desert filled with canyons and not tell anyone beforehand

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    would you shit your pants or would you have the decency to try and pull your pants down even though you know you're absolutely gonna die anyways?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'd be pulling them down. no reason to add to your own misery with a shitty ass

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ride my bike into oncoming traffic like usual

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    flex a cep and break the rock

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