i once typed something into the browser of a friend's laptop and it autocompleted to this site.
he said "haha i just use it for porn".
that was about 8 years ago though. maybe you should seek him out and become best friends. do you live near me too?
I went to a hotel years ago and the ip was banned because somebody used it to spam feet porn on /vp/. Not even Pokémon foot porn, just pics of actual women's feet with no text.
serious answer? well as an expert survivalist and a super-smeller, i would bind my wrist with climbing rope cum tourniquet.
i would then stick the knife into my hand and squeeze out all the blood - thus deflating it to a considerably smaller size.
this would thus make my hand far easier to slip out of the crack in the rock, after which i would release the tourniquet, allowing blood to circulate once more in the hand.
i'd then climb to safety and keep pressure on the wound i'd made, making my way to a doctor, which is what no one else did.
300ml blood loss would not have a significant impact on my overall well-being and it would be magnitudes faster than his rather brutish method.
i suppose that's what makes me an stand-out survivalist.
>were
it's over.
I would just do 360 degree turn and walk away.
With what legs moron
someone would have found my corpse because I didn't have the guts to saw my arm off with a dull pocketknife
Same. I'd probably just fall asleep from dehydration and exhaustion and never wake up
Rape.
Sex with Sarah Gadon
I got one of your banned IPs the other day. Use a different service, please. I want nothing to do with you.
But dont you want sex with Sarah Gadon?
haha
you must live near him, have a meet up and talk about sara-
I live near a shitposter that posts weird shit. what I find scary is that someone near me actually uses this shithol and this board
i once typed something into the browser of a friend's laptop and it autocompleted to this site.
he said "haha i just use it for porn".
that was about 8 years ago though. maybe you should seek him out and become best friends. do you live near me too?
This homosexual posts on Cinemaphile. I'm not befriending that sick bastard ever
I went to a hotel years ago and the ip was banned because somebody used it to spam feet porn on /vp/. Not even Pokémon foot porn, just pics of actual women's feet with no text.
that may have been me ngl
I've since quit drinking
I would push the rock out of the way.
I wouldn't say a single word to the rock, I'd listen to what it had to say. And that's what no one did.
I wonder if a good quality 4lb sledgehammer would be useful against that rock.
Cry out in pain and fear before dying of dehydration.
I wouldn’t do anything. I’d listen to him and that what no one else did.
GODDAMN IT WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HERE?! I WAS GOING TO MAKE THIS JOKE BUT THATS WHAT YOU DID.
best meme of 2023 and 2024
listen to the frickin rock?
I'd stay at home
I wouldn't say a single word to the rocks. I'd listen to them. That's what no one did.
I thought Rock Is Dead, Brian
Use the knife to slit my throat
I wouldn't cut my arm off. I'd listen to it. And that's what no one did.
serious answer? well as an expert survivalist and a super-smeller, i would bind my wrist with climbing rope cum tourniquet.
i would then stick the knife into my hand and squeeze out all the blood - thus deflating it to a considerably smaller size.
this would thus make my hand far easier to slip out of the crack in the rock, after which i would release the tourniquet, allowing blood to circulate once more in the hand.
i'd then climb to safety and keep pressure on the wound i'd made, making my way to a doctor, which is what no one else did.
300ml blood loss would not have a significant impact on my overall well-being and it would be magnitudes faster than his rather brutish method.
i suppose that's what makes me an stand-out survivalist.
>climbing rope cum tourniquet
I've heard of shooting ropes but this is something else
it's latin, you need to have had a classical education to understand it 😉
I went to private catholic school and the only thing I learned about cum was how to retain it rectally until I got home.
you had a visiting rabbi?
i would just pull my arm out harder moron didnt pull hard enough
just looked it up and it was 20 years ago.
i was sure it happened only a few years ago.
I would never be in this stupid situation because I wouldn't go jogging by myself out in the desert filled with canyons and not tell anyone beforehand
would you shit your pants or would you have the decency to try and pull your pants down even though you know you're absolutely gonna die anyways?
i'd be pulling them down. no reason to add to your own misery with a shitty ass
ride my bike into oncoming traffic like usual
flex a cep and break the rock