I used to like Whomp, but then it got way too "oh man, I'm so fat and unlikable! Look at what a terrible person I am!" and then Ronnie started making the alt text of every comic into a fricking 100-word essay instead of a short-and-sweet secondary punchline.
When he made the alt text obvious by having the button below to reveal it, that's when I knew his entire comic was a cry for help. Doesn't take away that it was the only webcomic worth reading.
I fry 20,000 chicken nuggets and force-feed them to Leslie. Brianne can watch but can't eat any and I will have a spray-bottle on hand in case she tries.
I have already been gifted two air fryers, a slow cooker and a crock pot by friends and family.
I gracefully take it and put it on my shelf next to the others.
Its always good to have spares.
Probably stutter and later on think >Man I missed my shot. They're definitely into me! >Frick I could've had a threesome >Most men wish they were in the position I was, and I fricked it up!
i would tie them both up in my basement and impregnate them both repeatedly, and make them watch as I impregnate our children years from now, I would hold open their eyelids with fishhooks and ludovico them with montages of creampie porn and live footage of me fricking them from behind, so they can know every atom of me violating them, and I would keep them from being able to see each other except for every so often I would add a shot of the other in with the ludovico, so they can know their loved one is suffering too
I followed this guy, and I've read through the comics and it's kind of insane how hard it's being carried by artstyle. If Leslie and Brianne looked different, this shit would have never taken off
I got an air fryer last Black Friday.
Good for you, senpai.
Hell yeah, I need one
did they put a bomb or some shit inside that
It's a wedding gift they're trying to regift since they already had one.
I think you're thinking of a pressure cooker
I think you're thinking of my nuts in your mouth
Air fryers are great
accept it from brianne but not leslie, leslie is a c**t. brianne is based though
between the author of this and yoloswagstudios, who is more pathetic?
most webcomics now are fairly garbage
I miss Ronnie
I used to like Whomp, but then it got way too "oh man, I'm so fat and unlikable! Look at what a terrible person I am!" and then Ronnie started making the alt text of every comic into a fricking 100-word essay instead of a short-and-sweet secondary punchline.
at least he's probably doing better things now, Whomp could have easily went the CAD route
When he made the alt text obvious by having the button below to reveal it, that's when I knew his entire comic was a cry for help. Doesn't take away that it was the only webcomic worth reading.
yoloswag is if stan kelly had the artistic talent of the average deviantart user
I fry 20,000 chicken nuggets and force-feed them to Leslie. Brianne can watch but can't eat any and I will have a spray-bottle on hand in case she tries.
Same except I force-feed both.
no
Obviously the answer is to force-feed one but then have the other be human-centipeded, then you only have to feed one of them
Then what’s the spray bottle for?
To immobilize them if they try to run away from me. I won't need it any longer once I make them so fat they can't walk, though.
Got an example of how fat you see them?
500 lbs minimum
that's not doing numbers
>air fryer
you what
It's a box millenials use to make fried food without getting buwned by the scawy oiwl.
So, what, like an oven?
Similar but not quite.
It gives the same effect as an oil fryer, but without the oil, so you don't end up turning into fat, greasy slob like
What if I use olive oil?
Yeah it's literally just a mini oven.
So what's the difference between that and a toaster oven?
Toaster ovens are for flatter foods, air fryers are good for browning things without only toasting one side thanks to the airflow.
>food wiothout oil
that is good, sugar is easier to burn that oil, seed oil is pretty much cancer
Oil is so expensive nowadays that any reduction in it's usage it's welcome(still have to coat shit in a frickton of oil like my dildo)
Gimmick toaster oven there was a lot of hype about two years ago.
I really should get back around to finishing the gross futa/female fic of these two I was doing.
Cry because a girl talked to me.
I have already been gifted two air fryers, a slow cooker and a crock pot by friends and family.
I gracefully take it and put it on my shelf next to the others.
Its always good to have spares.
I need to draw them again.
Frick off Birchy
Probably stutter and later on think
>Man I missed my shot. They're definitely into me!
>Frick I could've had a threesome
>Most men wish they were in the position I was, and I fricked it up!
>be American
>be so fat will only breath fried air
>Utility work ahead
>I sure hope it does!
What's the catch?
Ideal situation would be to frick them but id be happy to just have them as friends to goof around with im so goddamn lonely
decline,wish them a good day and close the door
Someone edit or draw Tricia as having red hair.
Take it, realize it's an air fryer and throw it back straight at Brianne's head
i would tie them both up in my basement and impregnate them both repeatedly, and make them watch as I impregnate our children years from now, I would hold open their eyelids with fishhooks and ludovico them with montages of creampie porn and live footage of me fricking them from behind, so they can know every atom of me violating them, and I would keep them from being able to see each other except for every so often I would add a shot of the other in with the ludovico, so they can know their loved one is suffering too
Lure them into my house with my hospitality to "straighten them out".
Still accepting the air fryer though.
Their house is filthy. There are probably centipedes in that air fryer
You will eat the bugs
>Rape
You're like a broken record
You're like a broken record except instead of repeating yourself you're getting my balls in your mouth
Oh i'll break a record alright, MOST CONSECUTIVE RAPES!
>t.
Honestly surprised the guy who made this image didn't have "singing in the rape" on there
get an air fryer now and sell your microwave while you still have time
I like the idea that any day now you will no longer be legally able to sell your microwave oven, that's got some weird intriguing hook conceptually
do ari friers also heat food? can I use it to heat soup?
air fryer on low heat is pretty good at reheating stuff like meat or pizza without wrecking it
soup, casserole, rice, pasta, etc is still microwave town though
what kind of moron shit is that? shut the FRICK up moron, I hope you see this post just to see how fricking moronic you are
So when does this guy get a cartoon deal?
Hopefully adult swim comes calling soon
I would kill both of them for being unfunny gay redditor beavis and butthead
I'm posting the pages for this arc thus far because you knuckleheads can't do anything right.
where's the joke
I thought this was supposed to be funny
There we go. All the pages thus far. Now there are little pictures with words to shit your pants over.
but now I don't have poorly drawn pictures to make my underwear happy sticky feeling to! YOU RUINED MY EVENING ANON!
All I found was weird fetish shit by digging through tbharchive. This official comic is probably the most bearable to sticky your pants to.
>weird fetish shit
Probably my art.
Post it
I don't have many.
Nice.
Woah, continuity.
The girls are really cute, but the humor isn't really for me. I don't know if anyone else feels that.
there's literally no humor in the pages posted, you must be some kind of comedy alchemist turning crap to gold
>nobody is interested in trash
>Why is nobody posting garbage?
>anon starts posting garbage
I put these comics at 500% zoom and I can't find the joke after searching every pixel
Fricking hate this guy's art and schtick
So annoying
What schtick?
That has nails and tannerite in it, right?
I followed this guy, and I've read through the comics and it's kind of insane how hard it's being carried by artstyle. If Leslie and Brianne looked different, this shit would have never taken off
"I'm not a Black person ):"