What would you do in his place?

What would you do in his place?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't sacrifice my species' future for a nice steak

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sacrifice

      How was he sacrificing humanity though? they just wanted to destroy Zion, not kill all the humans in the pods

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And let's admit, who doesn't want to destroy Zion and murder all its tunnel dwelling inhabitants?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I basically already do (cows emit lots of green house gasses, not my problem though.)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you sacrifice you species' future for quads?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit, looks like onions green and fake meat products are in our future, as dictated by the quads. Owari da.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      despite your quads, that post was pure homosexualry. wipe the semen off your fae and go have a nice day.

      of course a truly good steak was worth it.

      No one noticed he was jacked into the Matrix by himself? How did he even get plugged in? Seems like you need someone to help operate the chairs

      I met the brothers before they trooned in 00. asked them that, got this disgusted look from them and told NO AUTOGRAPHS by their security.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        whatever you say, quad-less b***h

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are the one one one one.
      OOOO. 0000 = 1
      I know exactly what you meant by this. Just know you are seen, you are appreciated, even though no-one else understands you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the original script Neo was supposed to be black. That's why they made that whole Reagan joke during the Smith-Cypher scene. Basically he is just mad that his crush is going to fall for a black guy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You as the 1

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how mouse hook me up with some cool programs and frick off to my own little world

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take a shit on the floor and raid his fridge, then look for valuables

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one noticed he was jacked into the Matrix by himself? How did he even get plugged in? Seems like you need someone to help operate the chairs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the biggest plothole in the franchise

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >She was a HOA-AH!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick this. This is a ralphie thread now

      Who here beat-a-hooah-to-death pilled here?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't have killed that horse.

      i want to be a capo in a new jersey italian crime family circa 2002

      i want to be a capo in a new jersey italian crime family circa 2002

      Frick this. This is a ralphie thread now

      Who here beat-a-hooah-to-death pilled here?

      It is my firm belief that Ralphie didn't torch the horse. It was an electrical fire that Tony, due to him being mentally ill and a shit boss, accused him of because he didn't like the cut of his jib.
      >b-but david chase-
      Is a doddering old man who let Many Saints get past his radar. Ralphie was a loose cannon but he was a top earner who wouldn't do some dumb shit like that while his kid was in the hospital.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He did kill the horse but it was his fricking horse that tony had sneaked his way into also being an owner
        Tony even got half of the insurance, ON TOP of his cut of the insurance ralphie got, its ridiculous
        I

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't have killed that horse.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You now realize he had all the knowledge about Zion. The machine could have fricked the whole place up with all his intel.
    There was no need to chase Morpheus and Neo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was no need for a sequel to the Matrix either

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The machines already knew everything about zion, pretending that the humans stood a chance in their 'rebellion' was just another layer of Machine control.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is "eating the same god damn goop every day" really that bad when you could also enter a sim and eat whatever other food you want?
    If Mouse's sim with the girl in the red dress can fulfill your desire for sex, why couldn't a dining sim do the same thing?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with that is that eventually you have to return toyour shitty reality. I wouldve done the same as Cypher.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Train hard to become like Neo. Assuming I remember correctly, anyone can achieve the abilities Neo has but the circumstances have to be right. You can believe in yourself to break the Matrix to an extent.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well now Trinity can fly in the Matrix and shit too so it really doesn't matter. The One prophecy bs doesn't mean anything.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was a hero. Frick humanity for blotting out the sun. SOL INVICTUS

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go get some really good noodles.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to be a capo in a new jersey italian crime family circa 2002

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ..and i still want to be bald

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can sympathize with his viewpoint, but I would rather be correct than happy. And if we were living in some private hell that was being kept from me, I'd rather know.

    As far as what I'd do? Blow the planet. We control the core. If I don't believe there's a reasonable avenue to victory over the machines, then I'd forfeit the entire world for both of us.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that the planetary core generates more energy than every human being who ever lived, EVERY HOUR, means the machines are either moronic or trolling.
      If Musk developed their AI then it's 100% both.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The physics you're used to are the physics of the Matrix. For all you know the laws of thermodynamics and everything else are pants on head moronic out where the machines live.

        https://i.imgur.com/BydVe30.jpg

        What would you do in his place?

        Two chicks at the same time.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't do anything, I would listen to what he had to say, and that's something that Morpheus never did

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell the machines half of what I know (don't have the codes etc, but I can get them).

    Then in the real world, tell everyone what I did. They can either join me and re-enter the Matrix, or they can kill me. Latter will accomplish literally nothing on their end besides making them murderers, everything is already in motion. Chances are I'll get them on my side because then it's better than THEM dying for no reason.

    Then I've saved multiple lives, not just my own.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have made sure Tank was dead

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick trinity in the ass

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you get it the cooked steak only tastes delicious due to your senses telling you the cooked steak is delicious but why do you trust your sense look at all the animals they believe food is delicious that's what keeps them here eating and breeding and doing nothing else that's the trick you have to let yourself know you are only here due to food and sex and maybe some recreational drugs and whatnot that's it just tell yourself you don't need food and do you die no not right away people die from two weeks without food that's bullshit that's only something you've heard try it and get back to me chances are you'll still be alive what then it's all a program eating shitting it's all part of the program break free don't eat or do anything whatsoever.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    did he get to frick dicky?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If this bald dude looked better I guarantee more people would be on his side.He just made more sense.

    But he looks comically evil

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick you say. Everyone looks like a school-shooter, cult leader or zesty Black.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Occasionally all 3 at once.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea man bald with the goatee aint working

        I understand Cinemaphile may be full of male pattern baldness but IRL it's not the most attractive

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The main protagonist who isn't Neo is a bald, acne scarred black guy who dresses like a Columbine shooter and wears creepy reflective sunglasses. He looks 100% more Evil.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea man bald with the goatee aint working

        I understand Cinemaphile may be full of male pattern baldness but IRL it's not the most attractive

        He was also the second shortest of the cast including the women

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, well frick him then.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a fat wife, a hacked nintendo switch and a box of 40 chicken mcnuggets.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask to be reinserted into The Matrix as a sexy woman with big breasts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Larry pls

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