Yeah people don't realize that the witch can completely warp their reality once they step in the woods. They were fricked from the beginning. The whole movie is the witch fricking with them.
>Take idiot girl to woods >Make her walk around in circles while we pretend were lost >Make her eat old ass meatball while we eat at the RV a short walk away >Make her eat leaves and poop and pee in the woods >Record her while she freaks out >Take turns sleeping in the tent while the other lads go home for the night >Wait until her girl BO is at the ripest and smelliest and her pubes grown out before sexxo
You're all morons >I follow the creek and continue walking along it, impossible to walk in circles, also I check for moss on the trees, it grows the most on the side of the tree that faces south. If I still manage to find myself at the beginning, I suspect magical frickery. I follow the creek again, now marking trees as I go onward until I return, now I've concluded the radius the magical dome that transports me to the beginning, I can mark the exact cut off point. Now I walk backwards towards the wall, all the while my friends are walking forward facing me, this concludes whether or not I'm "teleported" away or until everyone has crossed the border. If latter, we one person right at the border, the second one goes as far as the first person can see them, and so on, a chain of visual contact. If former, we see if it's a sphere by digging under the "wall" or climbing the nearest tree to the area of the circle and jumping over the "wall", if both efforts provide to be fruitless, we begin to create an area of controlled fire, after burning some 10mx10m area, we dig 1x2m holes on the ground, prepare to set the whole forest on fire, drench ourselves in water by the creek and set a damp cloth over our heads while the fire rages above. After the fire has settled, two things should've occurred, a smoke signal to indicate distress, and or if the dome doesn't let anything out not even fire, confirms our dome theory absolutely. If the fire hasn't left out the dome, we are effectively trapped with no way out, so in silent protest against the magical forces, I commit suicide by slitting my wrists and laying in the stream, the cold water slows down my pulse, pain receptors go dull, I'm just floating away
Literally none of this shit matters because the witch can make you hallucinate shit, you have no mental control after a day in those woods and essentially slowly go insane before you have a nice day or kill your friends
Anything but go into the house. We're lost in the woods, the girl is gone, I randomly stumble in a delapidated house in the middle of fricking nowhere, and she's screaming inside?
I'm not going try to be a hero, turn 360° and moonwalk away. If I somehow run into the house again, repeat. I'm not going inside no matter what, the blair b***h can either come outside to get me or I'm gonna die of starvation.
Twenty five years ago was a different enough time that it didn't look COMPLETELY stupid and obviously fake, and the marketing actually succeeded in making some people even believe it was real.
not die
how
Suicide or climb a tree and wait for her to come kill me.
Wait for who?
The Blair Witch you fricking moron
I wouldn’t go out camping with two dudes planning to murder me
Die
snot myself
It seems that the Witch has powers over the woods. Once you’re in them, you’re going to inevitably be killed by her.
If you knew this beforehand you could just not go into the woods.
This, as soon as you stepped foot in those woods it's pretty much over
but the woods is where it's at
Yeah people don't realize that the witch can completely warp their reality once they step in the woods. They were fricked from the beginning. The whole movie is the witch fricking with them.
I would just go home
>Take idiot girl to woods
>Make her walk around in circles while we pretend were lost
>Make her eat old ass meatball while we eat at the RV a short walk away
>Make her eat leaves and poop and pee in the woods
>Record her while she freaks out
>Take turns sleeping in the tent while the other lads go home for the night
>Wait until her girl BO is at the ripest and smelliest and her pubes grown out before sexxo
>game made it into a stupid time loop plot with goblins that hate the light
Burn that mother to the ground.
I wood listen, witch is what no one did.
Rape the chick.
Based
Rape the woman.
the witch?
yeah her too
>no no NOOOO CURSE YOU MORTAL SCUM FOR REAWAKENING MY WOMANHOOD AIEEEEEE
imagine the witch's foul smell after decades withouth shower
Sex with Heather
You're all morons
>I follow the creek and continue walking along it, impossible to walk in circles, also I check for moss on the trees, it grows the most on the side of the tree that faces south. If I still manage to find myself at the beginning, I suspect magical frickery. I follow the creek again, now marking trees as I go onward until I return, now I've concluded the radius the magical dome that transports me to the beginning, I can mark the exact cut off point. Now I walk backwards towards the wall, all the while my friends are walking forward facing me, this concludes whether or not I'm "teleported" away or until everyone has crossed the border. If latter, we one person right at the border, the second one goes as far as the first person can see them, and so on, a chain of visual contact. If former, we see if it's a sphere by digging under the "wall" or climbing the nearest tree to the area of the circle and jumping over the "wall", if both efforts provide to be fruitless, we begin to create an area of controlled fire, after burning some 10mx10m area, we dig 1x2m holes on the ground, prepare to set the whole forest on fire, drench ourselves in water by the creek and set a damp cloth over our heads while the fire rages above. After the fire has settled, two things should've occurred, a smoke signal to indicate distress, and or if the dome doesn't let anything out not even fire, confirms our dome theory absolutely. If the fire hasn't left out the dome, we are effectively trapped with no way out, so in silent protest against the magical forces, I commit suicide by slitting my wrists and laying in the stream, the cold water slows down my pulse, pain receptors go dull, I'm just floating away
homietoro
Literally none of this shit matters because the witch can make you hallucinate shit, you have no mental control after a day in those woods and essentially slowly go insane before you have a nice day or kill your friends
Rape that witch until her breasts fall off. Then rape her til her mom dies.
Anything but go into the house. We're lost in the woods, the girl is gone, I randomly stumble in a delapidated house in the middle of fricking nowhere, and she's screaming inside?
I'm not going try to be a hero, turn 360° and moonwalk away. If I somehow run into the house again, repeat. I'm not going inside no matter what, the blair b***h can either come outside to get me or I'm gonna die of starvation.
Stab the witch with a stick
I tried watching this once but it was so stupid and obviously fake to really engage with, what's the qrd premise
Twenty five years ago was a different enough time that it didn't look COMPLETELY stupid and obviously fake, and the marketing actually succeeded in making some people even believe it was real.
I miss when we as a society watched found footage movies as genuinely found footage and not movies made for entertainment.