What would you do in this situation?

What would you do in this situation?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont watch shitty movies, you'll have to explain the context

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is one S tier try hard reply. Congratulations, OP. You're as pretentious as an average Zizek fan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tip my hat to you sir! Well done

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >makes reddit seethe
      Based and fpbp

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        SIRS I AM THE Cinemaphile YOU ARE THE REDDIT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      quality post, feet tranies need to be executed

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bang the underage hippie chick and bounce

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. It was the 70s, it's not like she could have gone on Twitter and canceled you.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d fix her.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was ready to suck his wiener in the car. I would just unzip.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funnily enough it was after this movie I got my first roadhead

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    put on like 3 condoms before sticking it in her std hole

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Condoms are more likely to break when you put on more than one, anon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. std

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She can't be THAT underage. Just frickin' go for it.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the manson girls were not hot
    the manson girls stank to high heaven
    the manson girls couldn't hold a conversation, too many drugs, and too little actual food starving their brains
    most of the manson girls had ugly, screaming children and babies with them all the time
    manson pimped the girls out to the grimiest creeps (grosser than manson) all the time for things like bubble gum
    there would be nothing enjoyable about being around the manson family or fricking one of the dog ugly, deranged, girls
    It would be more sanitary to frick a dog in a sewer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many sticks of bubblegum for 10 minutes with sharon tates corpse?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Artistic liberty.

      Now take an autistic liberty and frick off.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the manson girls were not hot
      Squeaky would get it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks like a young grandmother

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was 21 years old. I've seen modern 18 year olds that look worse.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lena Dunham is a far more accurate representation of them than Qualley.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the grimiest creeps (grosser than manson)
      Sounds like me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They were introduced as dumpster-diving in the movie, as a shorthand.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you asking me what I would do if I was Brad Pitt in that situation?
    I'd probably act the part that Quentin hired me for and is paying me money for.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would've gone helter skelter on her vegana

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd search around the ranch for the manlet in charge (Charlie) and kick the shit out of his midget ass thus becoming the alpha hippie and taking my spoils (stinky hippie pussy and drugs)

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    kill Charlie and take his place as hippie fricker

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are tarantino films so dumb and disgusting

    stop watching that shit after you turn 12 morons

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tarantino films so dumb and disgusting
      Because he didn't go to film school, he went to films

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was pretty gross.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick her because that is very clearly an adult woman well into her twenties.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Lena Dunham while the girl dances for us /s

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