What would you do in this situation?

What would you do in this situation?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever says they wouldn’t is lying.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The overwhelming majority ofmen would go for it without thinking twice. Pitt's character decision pushed the tone of the film in the directon QT aimed for

      kind of myopic to say seeing as how the actress was well of age during filming

      saying you'd frick a, what, 24 year old? wow so transgressive anons.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        These threads usually have sexually inexperienced/naive types claiming otherwise, but the honest, commonsensical truth is that most men would frick her even if she had the age of the character

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah you're missing the point

          we don't know what it would have been like/felt like if she were actually the age of the character.

          It's like how they cast adults as high schoolers so it isn't creepy for us to watch them be naughty and/or kill each other.

          So, basically, it's impossible to answer this question fairly and honestly. Get it?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your comment makes no sense. At that phase, 16 yos look like 22yos and vice-versa all the time, so it's a moot point. Qualley could have been underage at the time just as the character was.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, you're just moronic.

              Any anons seeing this scene and reacting "I would have totally fricked her" are having a totally normal reaction to seeing a 22 year old. Some character on screen saying "but she's actually sixteen" doesn't change how she looks, which is like an adult. Well into adulthood, in fact.

              Saying "I would do it" means nothing when the person in question is 22.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, you're a low iq autist and your nonsensical comment adds nothing to the original premise: most real men would frick her in the context of the movie and the fact that she's a 22 yo actress is meaningless. You sound like a weirdo

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, there's nothing odd about thinking a 22 year old is frickable. You're an idiot.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No you poor imbecile, ofc noted, and that's not what's under discussion but no more remedial lessons to virgin autists.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No that's exactly what we're discussing. Post the girl from Eyes Wide Shut if you want a fair discussion on the matter, she was actually 16 at the time. Personally, I wouldn't.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I gotta agree with this guy and not

                Again, you're a low iq autist and your nonsensical comment adds nothing to the original premise: most real men would frick her in the context of the movie and the fact that she's a 22 yo actress is meaningless. You sound like a weirdo

                22 year olds look very different than 16 year olds despite what you are trying to say here.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gotta agree with this guy
                That's because you're desperately and transparently samegayging.
                >22 year olds look very different than 16 year olds despite what you are trying to say here.
                You're a complete khv shut-in with zero real life contact with women. One among dozens of examples: Suzanna Son plausibly played a 17 yo while she was 25 in Red Rocket. Likewise, Qualley could have been a real 16 yo in OUATIH.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are saying I have zero contact with women because I think 16 and 22 year olds look different? Like, what? I wouldn't even need contact with women for that, I could just use my eyes for that one.
                You are getting really upset over a simple few posts here dude

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >22 year olds look very different than 16 year olds
                Yah this is only because 22yr old women have spent the last several years binge drinking, eating like shit, and never exercising. If a women takes care of herself, she isn't going to change much between 16 and 25. Remember, women are done their physical growth at 16.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you ever seen a 16 year old and a 25 year old?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >22 year olds look very different than 16 year olds despite what you are trying to say here.
                Not really
                How terminally online are you that you simply don't remember how haggard some kids at your high school looked
                girls that had massive breasts, guys with nearly full beards, there is now baseline for how anyone should "look" in their mid to late teens, there is nothing about Qualley in the movie that says she's specifically 22, there were girls that looked exactly like her going to school with you and you just don't remember because you're moronic

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the other anon is telling you is that that physically a 16 year old girl and 24 year old woman are indistinguishable from each other.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >indistinguishable
                They're not. Oh sure, in still photos or in videos with strategic makeup and lighting they are. But not in real life.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's more so that she lives in a weird hippie cult that is seemingly emotionally manipulating your pal into letting them all shack up at his ranch. It's fricking weird and one of the sacred rules of life is to not stick your dick in crazy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol i literally didnt even consider the age, thats moronic. shes a feak living with freaks and has bad feet. he also suspects they are fricking with an old friend of his. i would absolutely not do anything with her if i were him

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did people know about STDs back in those days? I would be wary about hippie chicks but back then maybe they didn’t

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the Manson girls infected Dennis Wilson's entire crew with gonorrhea and shit. They spent thousands on medical bills to get clean.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would guess that you could find evidence of Ancient Greek physicians writing about STDs.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        One of the major reasons why most human cultures developed a moral viritue for celebacy thousands of years ago was because rampant sex caused disease. They might not have known exactly what causes the disease but they know lots of partners made someone sick. Boils and cysts are also pretty easy to see on someone's junk.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do a israelite
      No.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably riddled with STDs, plus she won't hesitate to sell you out to the cops for jailtime. So no, I wouldn't.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The film takes place in the 1960's, not 2023.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Crazy bawd Manson follower living in a commune of free sex and no sexual morals is gonna sell you out to the cops after you frick her
        Anon... lmao

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Manson was at least a LAPD but likely a fed informant.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have taste in feet so I wouldn't

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What was the point of this scene again?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're the spectator in the cinema watching Margot Robbie as Sharon Tate watching in the cinema Margot Robbie as Sharon Tate. 3 different layers that portrait the experience of what movies mean

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Her just popping up at the theater without it being a scripted PR event and being comfortable enough to kick her shoes off and enjoy it is something that doesn't happen anymore, and it explicitly doesn't happen anymore because Tate's murder was the beginning of the end of actors and actresses randomly mixing with the public.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would but fricking a sketchy hippie chick on a farm surrounded by her weird friends seems like a great way to get robbed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get robbed and blackmailed for some hippie pussy? No thanks. Anyone with half a brain would see how sketchy that place was.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having no self control is something to live by
      Divorce rates are at 50%, 80% of which initiated by females, most men never see their children, tons of men saddled with child support unless they evade like a mfer, most men are single, many men never had a single girlfriend or had sex, by the time they do woman has done it 64 ways with Chad Pitt in the OP and just lies on her back for you and to top it off women get more STDs than men.

      Whoever wants to throw their life away for some used up run-of-the-mill cavern who you can find 10,000 copies of on a college campus in California or Texas, is a big idiot.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way I'm fricking her because it's the 60s and she's a hippie. I don't want syphillis. But I'd frick the christ out of her throat.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have Brad Pitt fart in my mouth.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see Qualley and just want to play Death Stranding again

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The overwhelming majority ofmen would go for it without thinking twice. Pitt's character decision pushed the tone of the film in the directon QT aimed for

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pitt's character had dealings with the law and didn't want to risk getting caught for some young pussy. Also he could sense he was going to get used, and he's too alpha for that.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're kidding, right? Nobody would bat an eye or waste time over it. Pitt did refuse so as to make the character seem above the mundane aspects of existence.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't he ask for her ID or something? Seemed like he would have if not for her age.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I assume it was ironically so as to come up with a plausible excuse that wouldn't hurt her feelings

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would pump lena dunham’s fat pussy with my seed while margot qualley cried and jerked off her girldick in the corner

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put it in her butt

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only correct answer.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    depends on how bad she smelled
    hippies, you know

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The smell makes you more horny if you're not a homosexual due to phermones. pussy smell is literally supposed to get you aroused.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        brah I ain't blaming ya for fricking some stank pussy if that's all you can get, but good prime pussy don't have a stank or even really a taste

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but good prime pussy don't have a stank or even really a taste
          It depends on the person far more than anything else, but he's not wrong, pussy odor should arouse you, unless she doesn't have any basic hygiene and never showers.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            anon, no one was talking about pussy smell though, they were talking about hippie smell.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The guy I was replying to was talking about "prime pussy." He had already lost the plot of the discussion. Hippies probably smell a little more than mainstream girls, but that's hot.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hippies probably smell a little more than mainstream girls, but that's hot.
                >probably

                Man how little you know.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            there's pussy smell and then there's UTI smell.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't have a stank
          my man, my fricking virgin man.
          A vegana is literally an acidic environment that should smell/taste at least a little bit sour.
          If the "woman" you ""fricked"" (I know she goes to another school) tasted/smelled like fricking water then she has huge mental problems and is actually destroying her vegana's natural barrier which will make it extremely susceptible to infections.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hippies
        >pussy smell
        you've never been around hippies

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >homosexual
        do you really have to say the "f" word? I'm not gay but I find it a little problematic. Thanks

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh well, homosexual.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up homosexual

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, we should grow beyond such epithets as a community. I mean it's 2023, not 2005, come on!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        humans don't have a developed enough sense of smell for pheromones to work

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          But the way a woman smells can be very exciting and only biological women can smell like that btw

          id offer her a breath mint and some deoderant

          Assuming she didn't smell good is projection/fear of sex

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          virgin detected

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Humans don't naturally wipe their asses. Are you attracted to the smell of shit also?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a woman’s pussy and pheromones are the same as feces
          You poor poor failed man

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Our "natural" diets don't produce shit that stinks that much, and hunters-gatherers lived near water and were much cleaner than you suggest.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If by Humans you mean sirs, yeah, you're right. But my cat makes a mess cleaning the sandbox and his ass everytime he takes a shit, so what the frick you know about primitive humans. Of course they cleaned their asses

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would do anything to frick Margaret Qualley.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll be honest boys, I like it pretty rank. I met my girlfriend at a festival and the first time we fricked neither of us had showered for 3 days. And still today she probably only takes 2-3 showers a week, I love catching her after she gets off work and sweating and stanking after a few days no bath. I spread it open press my nose right against it and huff

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >And still today she probably only takes 2-3 showers a week
      That's more than hippies regularly do.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I banged a true hippy girl with dreads down to her ass and went to Phish and DSO shows and her pussy smelled decent. A little armpitty but still sweet

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's great anon, the ones I've met were high off acid and pissed themselves at some point.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            A little pee is okay

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >George isn't blind! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BLIND, ANON!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >George isn't blind! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BLIND AND DIDN'T GET DUBS, ANON!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh no

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smelled her pit hair and bounced.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find the nearest Asian man and throw him into a car door.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How old was Pitt's character anyways?

    When you're 30+ you are kind of tired of dipshit highschoolers.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Are you being for real right now? Is this a charade?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No autizmo, it isn't a "charade" kek

      >gotta agree with this guy
      That's because you're desperately and transparently samegayging.
      >22 year olds look very different than 16 year olds despite what you are trying to say here.
      You're a complete khv shut-in with zero real life contact with women. One among dozens of examples: Suzanna Son plausibly played a 17 yo while she was 25 in Red Rocket. Likewise, Qualley could have been a real 16 yo in OUATIH.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do I really strike you as an autistic with zero experience?

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute pic

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plow the dicky

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    id offer her a breath mint and some deoderant

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pits yum

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        bread pits

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      her face... she looks like Seinfeld lmao. Imagine fricking this jailb8 and all you can think of is
      "what's the deal with airplane food?"

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She should have been the one that gets killed in the end. Not some random 2 girls.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would 100% absolutely destroy a couple of those pickles

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have sexy with her.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would frick the little girl till my wiener rotted off from syphilis

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best answer

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask myself "is she hitting on me?"
    Then answer "Nah i'm overthinking things, let's move on".

    This happens way too much. I need to stop fricking up.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nut inside her and bounce

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    In an order that would surprise you:
    Ass mouth vag

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    SMASH PUSSYCAT

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You see that girl's feet? Anyone that doesn't wash their feet doesn't was anything else, either. She no doubt had a fricking Wuhan lab going in those shorts.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    weak movie

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    She probably would enjoy throwing up on my dick. Women with daddy issues are all the same.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a 34 yo wizard so unless she literally jumps on my dick I'm going to tell you exactly what I would do
    >pussy out and get the hell out of there
    >go home and try to relax
    >have a drink
    >watch some kino
    >think about what just happened
    >jack off furiously blowing a load all over the floor
    >shitpost on Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, Cinemaphile, /vr/ and Cinemaphile till I pass out

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      is it autism?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's having literally no idea what to do.
        I would react the same if you put me in charge of a submarine.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 34 and have never had trouble picking up women but I'm currently unemployed and living with my dad. So at the moment I don't have much to offer.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would beat them for not wearing a veil, mashallah

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Margaret? No thanks. Especially not if her sister and mom joined in. That would be an absolute nightmare.

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throw her aside and plow that slampig behind her.

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am fricking a hippy right now, she doesn't wear deodorant because of aluminum or something, she fricking stinks all the time with the BO, and doesn't shave her armpits. She does shave her pussy and the rest of her body though, and lives in a yurt. Has the same body as qualey here. She is the biggest prostitute I've ever met and I am in love with her. So yeah if I were in this situation I'd pump her full of my seed every friday and saturday night as I do now

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't try anything in life
    >Spend every single day in front of my computer or reading a book
    >Comfy
    >Some acquaintances invite me to an event
    >Maybe I should go
    >Talk to some girls
    >Feel depressed for weeks

    Why am I like this?

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are so weird. It would be perfectly legal in Europe. It's a grown woman for fricks sake

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Americans think sex with anyone belong the US age of consent is pedophilia. Nobody every really talks about how insulting this is to the many countries that have AoC laws below the US age.

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't she part of a death cult? Never stick your dick in the crazy, Anons.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dropkick a Chinaman through a Cardoor

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The collective butthurt of asians everywhere was amazing right here.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you shit your pants every time a character is race-swapped or an interracial couple is on-screen.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          so do you

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >n-no u
            good job.

            >You get angry when we steal your shit
            Well duh.
            The fact that you're angry about this scene just means you have a below-average IQ and you're mad about the "model minority Myth". Which is a concept a progressive midwit invented to explain away the obvious flaw in the 'systemic racism' hypothesis.

            i'm pointing out your hypocrisy because you're blind to it and it amuses me to see you grapple with it. look at you flail and jump into a completely unrelated dialogue tree because your brain works on rails yet you call me "below-average IQ." kek.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >look at you, whining like a baby
              >NOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE BRUCE LEE LOSE A FIGHT TO A WHITE GUY

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this is his takeaway from that post
                don't procreate.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you're a hypocrite, I know this because I'm a hypocrite
                >what do you mean you never said you weren't one

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Your hypocrisy
              I don't think you even know what that word means. What does a character holding his own against Bruce Lee in a fight have to do with antagonistic and deliberate cultural erasure?
              Nothing. Then why'd you bring it up?
              Are you angry that your invincible superhero kung fu master didn't send Pitt into the next life with a single drop kick? You want to know how a Bruce Lee vs Cassius Clay fight would go?
              Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH1UJHRzlgg
              Insecure SEABlack person manlet.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm aware that you're unable to see your own hypocrisy, it's why i explicitly stated that i'm pointing it out to you and that you're "blind to it." there's a lot to be desired in the reading comprehension department.

                >blah blah about race
                >fighting off strawmans
                this conversation hasn't even begun and you're literally panicking.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You get angry when we steal your shit
          Well duh.
          The fact that you're angry about this scene just means you have a below-average IQ and you're mad about the "model minority Myth". Which is a concept a progressive midwit invented to explain away the obvious flaw in the 'systemic racism' hypothesis.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Bruce Lee and I still thought this shit was funny. I could easily see him losing a street fight to a guy who has actually killed people. The butthurt that Bruce Lee purists have over this scene is hilarious to me.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not even that. Tarantino explains IN THE FILM why this scene happens.

        ?t=370
        All the not-model-minority Asians completely missed it.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    would

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    id creampie all 3 of them?

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would unironically suck brad pits dick and gobble all of his cum, while this no name b***h watches.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How old was she again? Because where I am from 14 is aok.
    I facefricked a 16 year old virgin the entirety of summer when I was 25 and she loved every second of it. In fact, older women are so used up you will never be able to compare it to a young curious girl wanting to try it all.

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