What would you do in this situation?

What would you do in this situation?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d listen.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not going to Jail.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based fricker

      Not have sex, that's for sure. She's probably diseased.

      Not worth having your dick fall off for diseased hippies

      Seething virgins

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      smart man

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not have sex, that's for sure. She's probably diseased.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have said yes the nanosecond she offered a blowjob in the car if that was me. I'd fall.for that shit so fast, driving around, getting a sloppy BJ off some bawd jailbait. Living life to the full. Then she'd probably bite my wiener off or something. But I would have fell for that bait.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How interesting.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. It was kind of gay how the Brad Pittu was supposed to be this mega-chad but the idea of getting road head from a 16 y/o was abhorrent to him.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i know lmao it was the 60s nobody gave a frick about mutt feminist "morals".

        https://i.imgur.com/QW4wsWG.jpg

        What would you do in this situation?

        tell that disgusting b***h to shave her arm pitts

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's interesting how i have seen women who are feminists and nature types who still shave. Women you think wouldn't shave, but still do.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based fricker
        [...]
        [...]
        Seething virgins

        Actual virgins
        The reason is that Pitt could get any woman he wanted he didn't need underaged diseased slag pussy

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What would YOU do in this situation?
          >YOU
          I'm not Brad Pitt. Actual moron.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes this is why you're a virgin

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You're a virgin because you would have sex when given the opportunity
              moron

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                But you would never have this opportunity because you're not Brad Pitt and you're a virgin

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                See above

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

                But you would never have this opportunity because you're not Brad Pitt and you're a virgin

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am though

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pitt's character already had trouble with the law and probably didn't want to risk jailbait

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, that was a huge problem in the 60s. She's a runaway, who the frick is going to press charges? If the police come at you for it then just say you gave her a lift, she told you she was 18. The only reason they'd even come after you is if she turned up dead and for some reason they knew you were the last person to see her alive. This isn't the #metoo era where you'd get crucified for it or a time where women, especially a hippy runaway, would have any sort of credibility. If it was in say New York, and she belonged to a connected family then you'd be fricked. The whole scene just reeks of modern sensibilities all over how they handled it. They shouldn't have had her offered the blowjob at all.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Same. It was kind of gay how the Brad Pittu was supposed to be this mega-chad but the idea of getting road head from a 16 y/o was abhorrent to him.

            Pitt's character already had trouble with the law and probably didn't want to risk jailbait

            I thought Pitt's line about jailbait WAS modern feminist propaganda bullshit but I looked up California's aoc and it's 18 since fricking 1913 so he wasn't just saying that. And here I was thinking california was some hyper-liberal, sex positive perv paradise.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah true, it being 60s California something similar would have probably happened a 1000 times at Woodstock.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pitt's character is already presumably on the cops' shit list after maybe murdering his own wife. I assumed he was trying to be on his best behaviour to stay out of the can.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're a virgin so you don't get this
            but pitt's character is cool as frick and probably got tons of pussy throughout life
            he's not as desperate as you, when some stinky crack prostitute offers him a blowjob he's not going to react the same way as you

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then having say its because he doesn't want a hippie bawd on his dick. Not because of some morality. The dude got away with maybe murdering his wife on a boat and besides some hassle from the cops, he's free as free can be. This was the 60s. Does anyone honestly think that the hippie living in some abandoned cowboy set would have any sort of printed identification and would take the time to sober up so she could go to the cops, and accuse him of statutory rape with a description and a first name at best? Hell, even straight up rape wouldn't hold up. For the record, I'd also refuse head from some random hippie.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                he doesnt really need to explicitly say that, shrugging it off with the age problem does enough and shuts down her idea pretty fast

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Almost like decent normal people don't take advantage of children whereas incel chuds dream about it...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Almost like decent normal people don't take advantage of children whereas incel chuds dream about it...

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Get brutally eviscerated
            >Have no counter
            >Post a soijak
            I accept your concession.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trannies (you) are literally incels.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not worth having your dick fall off for diseased hippies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      STDs didn't exist until the 80s

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask her if she still has any of those pickles they were selling

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Instantly premature ejaculated in my pants probably

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It depends on how much I look like Brad Pitt.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spill my spaghetti, turn 360 degrees and walk away.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bail on her

    She reminds me of my annoying ex

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hook up with the chick on the left, I like girls who are a little thick.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    do a 720 and walk away

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    *looks at feminist c**t right in the eye*
    "YOU ONLY GOT THIS JOB BECAUSE YOUR FRICKING MOM WAS IN A FEW DOZEN SHITTY MOVIES IN THE 80S AND 90S. ALL SHE HAD TO DO WAS SUCK SOME israelite DICK AND REGURGITATE WORDS WRITTEN BY SOMEONE ELSE. BIG FRICKING WHOOP, YOU FUGLY, BIG-FOOTED, NEPOBABY bawd. YOU AIN'T SHIT AND NEITHER IS YOUR FRICKING MOM!"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her mom wasn't in any movies in the 80's and 90's. Where did you get that from?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rosalie Anderson MacDowell aka Andie MacDowell wasn't in any movies in the 80s or 90s

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit. How did I not know this?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt and just assumed you were thinking of someone else. I was this close to calling you several derogatory slurs.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What does Laurie Simmons have to do with Margaret Qualley?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh so you're calling the skinny b***h a feminist, not the fat prostitute who's the actual feminist...got it..

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fard xD

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shid n fard XD

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't watch the movie so I don't know the context but regardless I'd start blushing and sweating if a woman moved this close to me

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d go home, go on Cinemaphile, and repetitively shitpost the same OP daily because I’m a homosexual moron.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably self suck.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Get brutally eviscerated
    >Have no counter
    >Post a soijak
    I accept your concession.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine working from her hairy pits to her unkept bush on smell alone

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why hasn't anyone posted the webms yet? so many (You)'s to harvest if one simply had the courage to.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did she have shaved armpits in this scene only? was it a reshoot?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      was it even illegal back then?

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