The moron who wrote this is directly responsible for all the slop we've seen over the last 20 years. He wrote the coloring book "Save the Cat" and his only other screenplay was "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot." I'm glad Blake Snyder's dead.
he's not directly responsible but anyways i just wanted to say not only is that guy, the writer, dead but so is miguel ferrer, michael lerner, james rebhorn, AND rick ducommon, who were all in this movie
>wasting money on a retirement fund
the retirement dream is dead, nobody that's not rich as frick is going to be able to afford it in the future, spend all your money while your young and capable of having fun because the new retirement dream is working until you're so old nobody wants you to hire you anymore and necking yourself.
It's over.
That's just more reason to invest, dumbass. You can retire by living off dividends and no, it does not require you to be rich as frick. Not even close.
the rising cost of living will continue to outpace any dividends and any other mickey mouse investments you're making, enjoy being miserable and broke why you're young so you can live off catfood when you're sleepy joe brained, try not to get knock out gamed on your way to the food bank by your countries new demographic gramps!
seriously though you have no idea how bad things are going to get
I won 60k one time. Didn't squander them at all. Wanna know the truth? Should have squandered them. I know 60k is not a lot, but it's still enough to enjoy life a little and I didn't at all. It's too late now for me.
any check/deposits over 10k has to have forms prepared with it and are fully subject to taxation, avoiding it by splitting up deposits is structuring, and a federal crime
Get a decent house for <$100k, get a Yota that will still run and a couple other 'fun' cars that will accumulate in value, some big ass CRTs and a good sound system, put the rest into stonks.
Just go all-in on Biden winning re-election. Take my winnings and invest some of it into a couple of video editors who know what ages 10-25 want, then release a ton of cheap, easily reacted-to videos. When YouTube and other sites eventually have "pay to stream" buttons that let you buy a license to play it and react to it, I'll rake in views and license money. I'll split the rest between living somewhere I can garden in peace and traditional investments. Easy.
hookers/sugardating for sure, I need to retrain my brain to have sex with real women after 13 years of inceldom.
I will buy gold and other things of value. Remove a few minor debts, just to not be bother. Buy a camera and make a short movie (30k budget). Then if I like making the movie, make another and another, 30k at a time. Maybe if I make enough short movies I get good at it and I get someone giving me more money. Also I would do them to express myself and meet new girls. Not just actresses, even make up girls, etc especially their friends.
Maybe I will get invited to those dumb events for minor movies, like festival and shit, and I will find my wife among some bored relatives of some random director (as if I'm not a random director myself in this scenario).
Things like that.
Please let me know what you think of my 1mill plan
I'd buy a home and a nice reliable pickup, maybe some weed, invest the rest with the help of a financial advisor, try to grow the wealth into something good, maybe if things work out I just basically live retired NEET status
Two chicks at the same time
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orgy with 1000 hookers
Kiss an adult woman.
destroy israel
A million dollars worth of pennies rolled through the streets would cause a fatal stampede
Make a down payment on a 2 bed 1 bath. Meanwhile this kid buys a fricking castle with $300k. Thanks, capitalism.
this is pre-biden so that $1 million would actually be $100 million in today's dollars
The moron who wrote this is directly responsible for all the slop we've seen over the last 20 years. He wrote the coloring book "Save the Cat" and his only other screenplay was "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot." I'm glad Blake Snyder's dead.
he's not directly responsible but anyways i just wanted to say not only is that guy, the writer, dead but so is miguel ferrer, michael lerner, james rebhorn, AND rick ducommon, who were all in this movie
Frick Karen Duffy as soon as I turn 18
Patrick Duffy*
Gay Male Prostitutes Fricking Me In The butthole As The Same Time
burn it because I'm da joker baby
Try to help people in need
>Gets a blank check
>Dumbass kid only wants one million dollars
He was lucky the check didn't bounced
After taxes it's down to $630K so - pay off my student loans and car, buy a modest house, put whatever's left into my retirement fund
Christ, 11-year-old-me would be so depressed to know that's the best I could come up with.
>wasting money on a retirement fund
the retirement dream is dead, nobody that's not rich as frick is going to be able to afford it in the future, spend all your money while your young and capable of having fun because the new retirement dream is working until you're so old nobody wants you to hire you anymore and necking yourself.
It's over.
That's just more reason to invest, dumbass. You can retire by living off dividends and no, it does not require you to be rich as frick. Not even close.
the rising cost of living will continue to outpace any dividends and any other mickey mouse investments you're making, enjoy being miserable and broke why you're young so you can live off catfood when you're sleepy joe brained, try not to get knock out gamed on your way to the food bank by your countries new demographic gramps!
seriously though you have no idea how bad things are going to get
If I'm a broke NEET should I just kill myself
I won 60k one time. Didn't squander them at all. Wanna know the truth? Should have squandered them. I know 60k is not a lot, but it's still enough to enjoy life a little and I didn't at all. It's too late now for me.
I spent 40k then 30k just paying bills, buying food and going out for drinks. Shit sucks
>After taxes
taxes on what? all he did was cash a check
any check/deposits over 10k has to have forms prepared with it and are fully subject to taxation, avoiding it by splitting up deposits is structuring, and a federal crime
it was a withdrawal not a deposit
Get a decent house for <$100k, get a Yota that will still run and a couple other 'fun' cars that will accumulate in value, some big ass CRTs and a good sound system, put the rest into stonks.
>Get a decent house for <$100k
>my girl
Just go all-in on Biden winning re-election. Take my winnings and invest some of it into a couple of video editors who know what ages 10-25 want, then release a ton of cheap, easily reacted-to videos. When YouTube and other sites eventually have "pay to stream" buttons that let you buy a license to play it and react to it, I'll rake in views and license money. I'll split the rest between living somewhere I can garden in peace and traditional investments. Easy.
I loved Home Alone, will I love Blank Check?
Did you like Richie RIch?
move out of my parents house
Hookers and cocaine
donate to Armed Forces of Ukraine
take out a loan
hookers/sugardating for sure, I need to retrain my brain to have sex with real women after 13 years of inceldom.
I will buy gold and other things of value. Remove a few minor debts, just to not be bother. Buy a camera and make a short movie (30k budget). Then if I like making the movie, make another and another, 30k at a time. Maybe if I make enough short movies I get good at it and I get someone giving me more money. Also I would do them to express myself and meet new girls. Not just actresses, even make up girls, etc especially their friends.
Maybe I will get invited to those dumb events for minor movies, like festival and shit, and I will find my wife among some bored relatives of some random director (as if I'm not a random director myself in this scenario).
Things like that.
Please let me know what you think of my 1mill plan
I have 3 million dollars and I do nothing with it.
can I have it?
bang the FBI chick
I'd buy a home and a nice reliable pickup, maybe some weed, invest the rest with the help of a financial advisor, try to grow the wealth into something good, maybe if things work out I just basically live retired NEET status