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Not be a wagie in the first place.
Would not work a job where I am on a fricking plane half the time.
>wouldnt want to get paid to literally do nothing but sit around
I already work from home
Driving all the time is more hazardous than flying all the time
Simple fact is being in an airplane is safer than a car. But accidents happen on the road, and sometimes in the air. However you are unlikely to encounter one in a plane in a normal human lifespan. But the average driver can expect one minor accident every three years.
rather die in a car crash than a plane crash simple as
>make a shitload of money and get free trips all over the place.
Plus if an accident happens you’ll either survive pretty bruised but unharmed or die outright, no chance of being a quadriplegic for life because some middle aged c**t in her minivan was was browsing TikTok trying to relive her youth. I travel by plane atleast once a week and I’m still more on edge during afternoon traffic, I swear to god women don’t watch the road before going through an intersection, and guys do it too sure, but with guys they’ll be aggressive and fast, women creep out passively and then just hit the gas out of nowhere like a Jack in the box
Told work to go frick themselves and have Christmas dinner with my wife and kids
Die from something related to tooth decay.
Tooth decay isn't really a thing on a primitive diet. Primitive peoples don't have dental decay and have good arches when they don't eat sugar and have minimal carbs, Dr. Mew can tell you all about it
He had tooth decay before the film started but kept putting off surgery
This. Being on a natural diet of only the things you could hunt, fish, or gather on an island would probably put you in the healthiest place of your life.
Vitamin deficiency will kill you or make you wish for death.
I frequently fantasize about being in these kind of situations, running through all the different scenarios that could play out and what I may need to do to survive. No, I don't live a happy life
I'd become 100% self sufficient and live there for the rest of my life. I don't see the point in returning to society at that time besides the food variety. Living in an island all by myself would be better than paying taxes, working or having to engage on social interactions. I'd only need to keep the place sustainable and relax. If I went insane, it'd be even better because I'd have my own tulpas to make me enjoy myself.
Fricked a coconut
Would have made a boat quicker.
I would have died because I’m a soft little b***h boy
burn plants and foliage waiting for someone to see all that smoke
is he writing that in chalk? that would just wash away immediately
Do I have a weed plant? If so don't expect to see or hear from me ever again and I'd cry if anyone came to "save me"
Living the dream.
So I would probably die. I doubt I could survive all that horseshit. I definitely would not have the balls to knock a rotten tooth out with a ice skating blade.
Assuming I did survive, I'd probably be twice as mental.
i ll write Black person instead of the gay shit then die.
Jerk off to the thought of my beautiful doctor wife fricking other men until I eventually die of masturbation induced dehydration
Never left the island.
Tom Hanks is a pedophile
Why did he stay on the island? Just leave bro.
die
not take 10 years to build a raft
die from a gum infection like nature intended
True commercialkino
throughout the whole movie, tom hank's character knew what to do
>the plane crashes and he immediately begins scavenging and saving packages
but at the end of the movie, after he delivers the package with the symbol, his character is stuck at a crossroads
what did it mean by this?????
Just go to the billionaires resort on the other side of the island and jerk off to topless Emma Watson, then kidnap her and take her to my shack and just make love to her until we both die
i would of hanged myself on a palm tree just after eating for a few days and get bored cause i got no videogames and internet leaving a note behind to my family