What would you have done if you were caught in Groundhog Day?
Be realistic, no "hurr durr i'd rape and kill lol"
What would you have done if you were caught in Groundhog Day?
What would you have done if you were caught in Groundhog Day?
Be realistic, no "hurr durr i'd rape and kill lol"
i'd rape and kill lmao
FRICKING LMFAO
Im raping that gopher
becoming master at killing and raping everything in the town
As a neet I don’t think it would have any effect on my lifestyle at all. It would probably take a week or two for me to even notice.
I'd probably kill first and rape later.
see I would rape first and kill later
I would do what he did but on the internet, I would be absolute god of every thread and post, I would post everyone's personal details the moment they open the thread.
Can you imagine being banned on the one day you keep reliving? What if your internet was down on that one day? What if you’d stayed up all night drinking Four Loko the night before so you wake up every morning super hungover?
>Four Loko
>not everyone can afford Steel Reserve 211 Mr. Moneybags
You could become a godlike booze shoplifter. What are they going to do? Throw you in jail overnight?
%3D
I feel like if you woke up hungover every day for eternity you would come up with the perfect hangover cure. Like you would just judo chop the perfect nerve ending the second you woke up in order to give you enough energy to run to the sink, run cold water on your neck for 20.5 seconds before switching to hot, tug your left nut, and you're good to go.
If I had relative immortality for a 24 hour period, I'd feel a little bad finding out the solution to my hangover is beating and finessing myself to be functional like a extra-shitty jalopy.
Wouldn't be wrong though. I drink a lot.
You got time and infinite chances to figure it out. There's going to be houses with internet service that you could walk right into no problem and a pharmacy with the good stuff that could be robbed without getting caught if you figured out the perfect moment to walk right in and take what you need and walk out.
The real issue is that all your video game progress and shitposting will be deleted every day so get used to finishing in a single sitting.
>What if you’d stayed up all night drinking Four Loko the night before so you wake up every morning super hungover?
Haha wow imagine waking up hungover every morning. That would really suck haha.
But I do wake up hungover every morning.
>catched
Play the stock market
It's ground hog day but you learn everything
Learn a bunch of skills. He learns piano---that's a good one. I'd get proficient at all kinds of stuff and develop friendships with everyone in the town. Basically playing the sims on cheat mode for when the loop ends.
This. Id finally get to learn to talk to females and probably learn programming but also gather info on who's running the world and how to do the war..
But not before raping and killing of course
>stuck in a loop for 1000 years
>somehow you're still terrified of talking to women
rape and kill and more rape and kill
You only get one day so that ironically doesn't give you much time to do anything.
I guess I would just use it to learn/study anything I wouldn't normally have time for and maybe do a few crazy driving rampages and just go through town acting like a butthole basically the same way Bill Murray does it.
Maybe I would spend it watching Groundhog Day so much I could masterfully imitate Bill Murray down to the most minute detail and find work as a Bill Murray impersonator. I would be set for life!
I would rape and kill every rapist and killer
I would literally kill everyone I could every day. This time loop lasts for hundreds of years apparently. Retaining the memories but repeating the same day for that time would drive anyone batshit. I would wake up at 6AM and immediately start killing everyone I saw until the police were forced to put me down. Every fricking day. You cannot have a nice day first thing in the morning, so all there is left is rage.
You could make a game out of it. How many you could kill before being caught, using your foreknowledge of events to rack up a big number.
rape and kill, and you know what? i'm going to enjoy it very very much
think of the time trap that the TVA put Loki in to break him. He was on a five minute loop for about 10-20 times and they had to pull him out
Turn that into an 18 hour loop repeated a thousand times and see how that works for you.
>Turn that into an 18 hour loop repeated a thousand times and see how that works for you.
So a few years? Wouldn't even be challenging at all, especially considering you would be getting laid every day after the first couple weeks of trial and error
I would just do perverted shit, read and eat like a pig. The rape and kill thing could frick you up forever if its your last loop day and you dont know
you're already in it. t.time looper
mostly sex stuff
Probably nothing. I would do nothng and say nothing and look for inconsistencies in different versions of the world. But then id get bored and just do nothing some more.
Suffer and achieve enlightenment, just like Phil.
This. The only permanent changes you can make is to your mind. Everything you could build or develop otherwise resets after 24 hours. It's kind of hell.
There's at least one day where I'm walking up to the festival and fricking that groundhog
God bill jurry was always blgy
get to know everything about everyone to the point of memorizing our conversations to spook them
Warm baths, Drinking, smoking you can get drunk all the time i assume your body is renewed so no damage.
I would have, most likely, spend a lot of time just stagnating, then reading, watching movies and just trying to find out everything about everyone.
pull an Office Space and don't show up to work
I would rape and kill
I’d text my ex and (over 10,000 years) eventually perfect the art of getting her to drive to the shithole town within 24 hours. Once she arrived
I would strangle her to death
Why not perfect the art of getting her to kill herself on livestream?
>Why perfect the art of getting laid instead of just talking to camgirls and looking at their porn?
I'd become a master hacker, due to no consequences of getting caught, and figure out Epstein's client list
I'd jape and thrill
What if rape and kill is realistically what some people would do? It's not like the murdered person isn't going to come back or your rape vic...uhh, selection is going to suffer any of the mental aspects or anything. Nobody would remember any of it, it essentially never happened. Unless you frick up and do it the last day when the loop is over.
Who wouldn't do some GTA shit?
I set out every day ready to rape and kill. Today's the day. I gotta get it on. I'd wear my RAPE n KILL tank top. But I'd chicken out incase it breaks the loop and I get busted. Go home and seeth.
I'd probably do the raping and killing thing at least a little bit to get it out of my system. I'd spend decades learning and refining my skills. I'd mentally map scenarios and situations for my surrounding area, so I could bend it to my will to help accomplish these things. I can't starve so food isn't a concern. I can't die, so risky situations don't exist. Money would be an afterthought if you just steal things as you need it. Maybe frick about with gambling for a little bit. With potentially forever at your fingertips, the world is really your oyster, so long as you can remember it all. With the internet, you don't really need to travel. You could build skills to get into any system you want. Set yourself up for success when out of the loop.
Play video games, watch TV shows/movies, read books, etc.
>no rape and kill
Repeaters explored this idea. It's Groundhog Day set in rehab. Two guys and a chick. They get high and do bad shit when they figure out they're immortal thanks to the time loop. Then the second guy rapes somebody. Some drama happens and he kills a couple people. Then the loops stops and he an heros. Cool movie, made by the leafs.
Rape
This will sound boring, but I would just make a plan based on what I did to deserve my Groundhog Day and how to get out ASAP.
God wants you to romance your co-worker, duh
t. Missed the point of the movie
Stay awake until next day, watch sports, memorize results, fall asleep.
Get out of the loop, place bets.
id eat girl butts, and suck fem penis. Also drink myself to death maybe.
I would drive to nearby towns and see what's up
I wonder what Phil did once the day finally ended. Reliving the same day forever and then things finally changing must be a bit terrifying, kinda like getting outta prison after a long sentence x1000
I'd think he'd have a similar problem like the guy in Edge of Tomorrow where he's been able to die with impunity or frick things up with no problem for so very long that he'd be likely to get killed or in serious trouble with the law in the first couple days
This is based on your own assumptions and nothing to do with how he seemed at the end of the movie. He was an honorable, calm, peaceful man in the end.
so much raping and mindlessly killing you have no idea
>relive the same day for the 5000th time
>finally snap and rape several women
>next day you wake up and it's a new day
Do heroin every day, the day always resets so you never get addicted or suffer health consequences.
Though after a few decades even heroin will probably get boring
cum deep inside every girl i frick
Take increasingly large amounts of money up to this scrawny trailer trash b***h up the road from me until she agrees to let me eat her ass.
>catched
Rita is so insufferable in this I can't really root for him to be in a relationship with her at the end. Like when they're going to take a drink
>she asks: what should we drink to?
>hmm, to the groundhog!
>*scoffs and rolls eyes* I always drink to world peace.
Wtf b***h, then why did you ask instead of just making the toast yourself? Now he has to remember that dumb shit every loop to make her happy. She does idiot stuff like that throughout the movie
His answer was glib and facetious, like him. She was a genuine and caring person (although yeah world peace is pretty pretentious).
In the end by becoming a real human being, he magnetised her to him
Maybe she just wanted a moment of seriousness? "To us" would have probably sufficed
I know have all the time in the world to find the one non-prostitute trad femcel within driving distance and speedrun her route.
Well, I’ve always wanted to force myself sexually on someone against their will and I’ve also been really keen on taking a human life, so I suppose I would give those things a go.
>in a majority white town with thousands of little girls
I would not be doing anything illegal that's for sure haha
>Be realistic, no being realistic
Huh?
Play pinball and smoke dank weed
must be freeing in a way
no responsibilities whatsoever, must be an entirely different mindset when you know you have all the time in the world
Do what he did and literally get to know and bang all the women in town. He never raped anyone, they all went to bed with him willingly.
Try to get out the of town on a snowmobile or something
Easy, travel the world, learn things, watch movies, read books, meet people
If you travel every few week or months you will never see the same things, and you will never run out of media and books
In reality most of use live a repetitive life, and people dont want to die, i cant imagine i would think of suicided until decades or centuries have passed
>Be realistic, no "hurr durr i'd rape and kill lol"