Soulja boy I tell 'em
Ayy, I got a new dance for y'all called the Soulja Boy
You just gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right
Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that hoe
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that hoe
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
I wish I could go back in time and reincarnate in a younger version of myself but with my current brain.
I'd try to grope my mom's boobs and pull her dress in public as much as I could get away with it.
I had this fantasy which I sort of imagined as a concept for one of those /ss/ h-games. Basically, you get Groundhog Day'd at some large event like NYE or a block party or something so you have a lot of potential targets, and then you just trial and error your way through things until you find what works. Some are easy, some are impossible without force, some require skills to be increased to such an extent that winning them over or getting better methods to force them becomes possible
Said my name was Calvin Klein, bend her over and hard frick her quivering tiny anus until splurging my seed into her poop canal, all the while grabbing her face and pulling her hair whilst repeating "it's Klein time for tight behinds".
Afterwards I'd make her fall in love with George, return to the future and whenever she handed me my freshly laundered underwear I'd say it again with a big smile.
I haven't watched the movie, but this is the movie where that guy goes back in time to meet a younger and sexier version of his mother, right? If that was me, I would've fricked a younger and sexier version of my mother on the spot.
Thanks, I'm a huge incest fan and I wish I could be in a romantic and sexual relationship with my mother but I doubt it'll ever happen so I guess my imagination and porn is all I got.
i like the momcest fantasy but it would only be half the fun not having the mom in on it, so i'd have to somehow convince her i'm her son from the future and only then will i frick her
if they made this today he would frick her before figuring out he was sent back in time and then he and doc would go on a wacky adventure to sneak an abortion on her.
hahahahahahhaa the 90s were so stuffy and backwards!
Considering that they were almost immediately interrupted by Marty's grandmother ("Lorraine? Is that you up there?") there wouldn't have been time to do much.
With my mom, and not being born yet? I'd have beaten her to death before she met my dad, to spare myself the decades of misery from having two short-bus riding, dead-weight redneck high-school drop out losers for parents. Non-existence would objectively be better than that.
she was so horny for her son because the westermarck effect hadn't taken place so genetic sexual attraction was allowed to run wild, you could swap most mothers and sons in for this scenario and the results would be the same
Soulja boy I tell 'em
Ayy, I got a new dance for y'all called the Soulja Boy
You just gotta punch then crank back three times from left to right
Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that hoe
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that hoe
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
ahhh (Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu)!
*Unzips dick*
Give me some Chun Chun you white b***h!
I ain't saying nothing.
how can you say nothing
I wish I could go back in time and reincarnate in a younger version of myself but with my current brain.
I'd try to grope my mom's boobs and pull her dress in public as much as I could get away with it.
>I'd try to grope my mom's boobs and pull her dress in public as much as I could get away with it.
to your own mother?
Yes and to others too if I could.
I had this fantasy which I sort of imagined as a concept for one of those /ss/ h-games. Basically, you get Groundhog Day'd at some large event like NYE or a block party or something so you have a lot of potential targets, and then you just trial and error your way through things until you find what works. Some are easy, some are impossible without force, some require skills to be increased to such an extent that winning them over or getting better methods to force them becomes possible
none of this is fair to ask because lea thompson. she was too damn cute.
I would've fricked my mother then cum myself out of existence.
>cum myself out of existence
I lost.
More like you complete the cycle and awaken your true powers of being your own father.
wouldn't that just create a separate timeline
My mother wasn't smoking hot like young Lea Thompson so I think I'd be able to restrain myself.
are you sure?
Yeah.
Anal, thay way I don't cuck my dad.
Said my name was Calvin Klein, bend her over and hard frick her quivering tiny anus until splurging my seed into her poop canal, all the while grabbing her face and pulling her hair whilst repeating "it's Klein time for tight behinds".
Afterwards I'd make her fall in love with George, return to the future and whenever she handed me my freshly laundered underwear I'd say it again with a big smile.
You sir are a dirty frick.
Jesus Christ
you're deranged
I haven't watched the movie, but this is the movie where that guy goes back in time to meet a younger and sexier version of his mother, right? If that was me, I would've fricked a younger and sexier version of my mother on the spot.
>If that was me, I would've fricked a younger and sexier version of my mother on the spot.
holy based
Thanks, I'm a huge incest fan and I wish I could be in a romantic and sexual relationship with my mother but I doubt it'll ever happen so I guess my imagination and porn is all I got.
it's a nice fantasy, at least
>I haven't watched the movie
anon what rock do you live under?
i like the momcest fantasy but it would only be half the fun not having the mom in on it, so i'd have to somehow convince her i'm her son from the future and only then will i frick her
if they made this today he would frick her before figuring out he was sent back in time and then he and doc would go on a wacky adventure to sneak an abortion on her.
hahahahahahhaa the 90s were so stuffy and backwards!
The movie came out in 1985, numbnuts.
and if they made it today they would go back to the 90s
Tickle her until she peed.
Considering that they were almost immediately interrupted by Marty's grandmother ("Lorraine? Is that you up there?") there wouldn't have been time to do much.
I'd do it. I was always my own father, its a closed loop, I HAVE TO FRICK MY MOTHER TO BE BORN
With my mom, and not being born yet? I'd have beaten her to death before she met my dad, to spare myself the decades of misery from having two short-bus riding, dead-weight redneck high-school drop out losers for parents. Non-existence would objectively be better than that.
frick my hot teen mom duh
Good thing my mum was raised right and not some roastie prostitute who kisses random people before marriage.
Of course anon. She was indeed.
she was so horny for her son because the westermarck effect hadn't taken place so genetic sexual attraction was allowed to run wild, you could swap most mothers and sons in for this scenario and the results would be the same
I would become my own father.