>"behind you!" >chud looks behind him >*SWWWWOOOOOSH* >i rush to him and grab the gun with one hand >with my other hand i am already fixing my hair with a smug expression on my face >"so... you were saying?"
>You need to switch the safety off, mr. scary killer
Then when he's completely flabbergasted and looking at his gun like an idiot I rush even though I already won the larger battle, at this point it's just a formality.
I have stopped going Cinemaphile because of this, deliverance, and the bodom lake murders.
I will resume going Cinemaphile once I own two large dogs, binoculars, a rifle, and a handgun.
zodiac autists what do you think of the case? ALA is clearly not the zodiac, despite what the movie wants you to think. Also there are some letters and ciphers that are thought to have been sent in thje early 90s
You’d never outdraw the average criminal, much less the Zodiac, because you’re too frickin’ fat and too frickin’ dull, like all open-carry LARPers
Have fun tripping over your beard and eating hollow point, whale guts
I mean we all know the real answer is to carry when you go camping. A handgun weighs almost nothing, costs very little, isn't very large and offers protection against life threatening situations. The Europeans answer to this is to insist that your government guarantee your security and that the very idea that you need to protect yourself is somehow barbaric.
Also showing girls how to shoot a handgun is a pretty easy in.
Show him the footage of me sucking off my cousin when he was thirteen and I was ten. Chem addicted wiener slave here, servicing wieners slathered in maple syrup is my chariot to unlimited pleasure.
I'd come at him with my sword he won't have time to react and with my zigzaging and noise making he would be confused and miss his every shoot.
HO HI HA HAI *slices head off*
Stand my ground. Zodiac was an insecure homosexual. He shot Paul stein in the back of the head, he tried to blind Mageau and Ferrin with a flashlight before shooting them, he shot Jensen in the back, and he only stabbed Hartnell and Shepard after they were tied up and face down. He only killed them in cowardly ways, because he was too pussy to look someone in the eyes when he killed them.
And what happens the day one of these homeless people pushes past that? Decides to have a seat right on your blanket, ignoring any protest. Pours some cider and helps himself to your kippers
Not be in that situation.
oooooh oooooh ooooohoooohhh
thrown like a star in my vast sleep
I opened my eyes to take a peek
to find that I was by the sea
gazing with tranquility
die
I would've listened, which is what nobody else did.
Damn I was almost fast enough
the newspaper listened to him already and he just said a bunch of crazy shit
His messages were encrypted for safety reasons. Not his fault they were brainlets
Listened....
Bane?
>"behind you!"
>chud looks behind him
>*SWWWWOOOOOSH*
>i rush to him and grab the gun with one hand
>with my other hand i am already fixing my hair with a smug expression on my face
>"so... you were saying?"
>push girlfriend into killer with full force
>run the frick away
Easy peasy
clever, but wouldn't work here, zodiac has the high ground
Thrown my car keys at him and mag dumped him with my m9
>You need to switch the safety off, mr. scary killer
Then when he's completely flabbergasted and looking at his gun like an idiot I rush even though I already won the larger battle, at this point it's just a formality.
>What's with the getup pal, This a sticku-ACK
Frickin b***h
You god damn frickin b***h
I have stopped going Cinemaphile because of this, deliverance, and the bodom lake murders.
I will resume going Cinemaphile once I own two large dogs, binoculars, a rifle, and a handgun.
zodiac autists what do you think of the case? ALA is clearly not the zodiac, despite what the movie wants you to think. Also there are some letters and ciphers that are thought to have been sent in thje early 90s
https://www.zodiacciphers.com/suspects.html
https://www.zodiackiller.com/Suspects.html
I've done a lesson in Krav Maga and have read Andy McNab's book "Bravo Two Zero" and also some of his Russian one, so yeah, I'm thinking I'm ready
I would not be in a republican run violent shithole to start with.
Trump lost.
Stab the guy, rape the girl and then stab the girl
c'mon man, you're leaving a rape on the table
hand him one of these SF beauties and we become best buds.
id shit my pants so im too stinky for him to want to get close to
"Hold on, let me get my wallet-"
Then I guess it's a quickdraw
literally my go-to strategy for any mugger
uh oh looks like le dirty harry has arrived!
Not everyone is a limp-wristed little b***h, like you, homosexual.
You’d never outdraw the average criminal, much less the Zodiac, because you’re too frickin’ fat and too frickin’ dull, like all open-carry LARPers
Have fun tripping over your beard and eating hollow point, whale guts
>No you cannot handle guns because you are not a dangerous criminal
do leftists truly think this?
>N-NO! You can't be a limp-wristed pathetic beta pussy like me! NOOOOO!
Just kys already, you pathetic piece of shit.
Shot him dead. Criminals aren't the only ones that carry guns, but they are the ones that are less likely to know how to use them effectively.
Do a 180 and slowly back away.
I mean we all know the real answer is to carry when you go camping. A handgun weighs almost nothing, costs very little, isn't very large and offers protection against life threatening situations. The Europeans answer to this is to insist that your government guarantee your security and that the very idea that you need to protect yourself is somehow barbaric.
Also showing girls how to shoot a handgun is a pretty easy in.
OH SHIT DUDE LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU then tackle him.
i would run up to him and kick the gun awau and beat him up because guns aren;t good at close combat
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Did he really go around killing people in his serial killer outfit?
Show him the footage of me sucking off my cousin when he was thirteen and I was ten. Chem addicted wiener slave here, servicing wieners slathered in maple syrup is my chariot to unlimited pleasure.
I'd come at him with my sword he won't have time to react and with my zigzaging and noise making he would be confused and miss his every shoot.
HO HI HA HAI *slices head off*
put your dick away
Kill my victims, just like I did.
Stand my ground. Zodiac was an insecure homosexual. He shot Paul stein in the back of the head, he tried to blind Mageau and Ferrin with a flashlight before shooting them, he shot Jensen in the back, and he only stabbed Hartnell and Shepard after they were tied up and face down. He only killed them in cowardly ways, because he was too pussy to look someone in the eyes when he killed them.
>OH FRICK LOOK OVER THERE
Then I skedaddle away whilst his back is turned
>If you harm me in any way then that means you're gay, and no backsies
I would have ignored him and pretended as if he wasn’t there. That’s my technique with homeless people and it has a 100% success rate.
And what happens the day one of these homeless people pushes past that? Decides to have a seat right on your blanket, ignoring any protest. Pours some cider and helps himself to your kippers
Then that’s the day I make a new friend.
Maybe you shouldn’t be PICNICKING HERE
That scene will be the scariest I know
say "we're not so different you and i"