What would you have done in this situation?

What would you have done in this situation?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not be in that situation.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oooooh oooooh ooooohoooohhh
    thrown like a star in my vast sleep
    I opened my eyes to take a peek
    to find that I was by the sea
    gazing with tranquility

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    die

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would've listened, which is what nobody else did.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Listened....

      Damn I was almost fast enough

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Listened....

      the newspaper listened to him already and he just said a bunch of crazy shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        His messages were encrypted for safety reasons. Not his fault they were brainlets

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Listened....

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bane?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"behind you!"
    >chud looks behind him
    >*SWWWWOOOOOSH*
    >i rush to him and grab the gun with one hand
    >with my other hand i am already fixing my hair with a smug expression on my face
    >"so... you were saying?"

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >push girlfriend into killer with full force
    >run the frick away
    Easy peasy

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      clever, but wouldn't work here, zodiac has the high ground

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thrown my car keys at him and mag dumped him with my m9

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You need to switch the safety off, mr. scary killer
    Then when he's completely flabbergasted and looking at his gun like an idiot I rush even though I already won the larger battle, at this point it's just a formality.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What's with the getup pal, This a sticku-ACK

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frickin b***h

    You god damn frickin b***h

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have stopped going Cinemaphile because of this, deliverance, and the bodom lake murders.
    I will resume going Cinemaphile once I own two large dogs, binoculars, a rifle, and a handgun.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    zodiac autists what do you think of the case? ALA is clearly not the zodiac, despite what the movie wants you to think. Also there are some letters and ciphers that are thought to have been sent in thje early 90s

    https://www.zodiacciphers.com/suspects.html

    https://www.zodiackiller.com/Suspects.html

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've done a lesson in Krav Maga and have read Andy McNab's book "Bravo Two Zero" and also some of his Russian one, so yeah, I'm thinking I'm ready

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would not be in a republican run violent shithole to start with.

    Trump lost.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stab the guy, rape the girl and then stab the girl

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      c'mon man, you're leaving a rape on the table

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hand him one of these SF beauties and we become best buds.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    id shit my pants so im too stinky for him to want to get close to

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Hold on, let me get my wallet-"

    Then I guess it's a quickdraw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      literally my go-to strategy for any mugger

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shot him dead. Criminals aren't the only ones that carry guns, but they are the ones that are less likely to know how to use them effectively.

      literally my go-to strategy for any mugger

      uh oh looks like le dirty harry has arrived!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not everyone is a limp-wristed little b***h, like you, homosexual.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You’d never outdraw the average criminal, much less the Zodiac, because you’re too frickin’ fat and too frickin’ dull, like all open-carry LARPers
          Have fun tripping over your beard and eating hollow point, whale guts

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >No you cannot handle guns because you are not a dangerous criminal
            do leftists truly think this?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >N-NO! You can't be a limp-wristed pathetic beta pussy like me! NOOOOO!
            Just kys already, you pathetic piece of shit.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shot him dead. Criminals aren't the only ones that carry guns, but they are the ones that are less likely to know how to use them effectively.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do a 180 and slowly back away.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I mean we all know the real answer is to carry when you go camping. A handgun weighs almost nothing, costs very little, isn't very large and offers protection against life threatening situations. The Europeans answer to this is to insist that your government guarantee your security and that the very idea that you need to protect yourself is somehow barbaric.

    Also showing girls how to shoot a handgun is a pretty easy in.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OH SHIT DUDE LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU then tackle him.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i would run up to him and kick the gun awau and beat him up because guns aren;t good at close combat

  27. 1 month ago
    Hammond

    turn 360 degrees and walk away

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did he really go around killing people in his serial killer outfit?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Show him the footage of me sucking off my cousin when he was thirteen and I was ten. Chem addicted wiener slave here, servicing wieners slathered in maple syrup is my chariot to unlimited pleasure.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd come at him with my sword he won't have time to react and with my zigzaging and noise making he would be confused and miss his every shoot.
    HO HI HA HAI *slices head off*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      put your dick away

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kill my victims, just like I did.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stand my ground. Zodiac was an insecure homosexual. He shot Paul stein in the back of the head, he tried to blind Mageau and Ferrin with a flashlight before shooting them, he shot Jensen in the back, and he only stabbed Hartnell and Shepard after they were tied up and face down. He only killed them in cowardly ways, because he was too pussy to look someone in the eyes when he killed them.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >OH FRICK LOOK OVER THERE
    Then I skedaddle away whilst his back is turned

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >If you harm me in any way then that means you're gay, and no backsies

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would have ignored him and pretended as if he wasn’t there. That’s my technique with homeless people and it has a 100% success rate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And what happens the day one of these homeless people pushes past that? Decides to have a seat right on your blanket, ignoring any protest. Pours some cider and helps himself to your kippers

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then that’s the day I make a new friend.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you shouldn’t be PICNICKING HERE

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That scene will be the scariest I know

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    say "we're not so different you and i"

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