What would you have done in this situation?

What would you have done in this situation, Cinemaphile?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I totally woulda fricked prime MEW in my bunker

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      PUTA

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I were John Goodman I would've fricked her while she was unconscious.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats the fun in that?

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would have sucked john goodman's dick

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A supreme gentlesir offering a m'lady shelter during the end times. He is right to demand sex.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Killed that fat frick

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow! Did you know she she and Ewan McGregor fricked while Ewan was still married to his wife and mother of his children? Mary and Ewan are such fricking c**ts that I hope they never live that down.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yep, she's a homewrecker

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't care, she's hot

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, he was married to 2 people at the same time!?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been watching too many disaster videos (naval, air, delta p). Fully expected one of the wires to cut and the carriage to start dangling
      Mew was a welcome surprise

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the yeti?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >taking mew to my top of the mountain underground bunker.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smell her feet while she was asleep and then make her a bowl of eggs for when she woke up - Ask her is she's okay - "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" as I hand her a bowl of eggs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based reference

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest, I would give a hard think regarding the alien situation. Maybe killed the fatass for killing the guy for basically no reason, but to leave completely unprepared for the world is another thing altogether.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >To be honest, I would give a hard think regarding the alien situation
      No you wouldn't, because sh didn't really know until she decided to go outside

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you miss the scene of the woman begging her to be let in when her skin was melting off?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No aliens in that scene

          It shits all over Cloverfield in my opinion. I went back and tried to watch it and it really isn't a good film. Lane was stellar from beginning to end.

          Its' not a true Cloverfield film. They got rights to other properties and added cloverfield lore to connect thtem

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No aliens in that scene
            The alien situation regarding the aliens invading and causing people to have skin being melted off, you pedantic weasel.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Its' not a true Cloverfield film
            Probably why I enjoyed it so much. The idea of Cloverfield is great but JJ should never direct. He should be an idea man. That teaser remains better than the actual film. Brilliant advertising.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie was a wild ride
    >he liying
    >he true
    >he liying
    >he true
    they steer you really good

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    do we like this movie?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of my favorites, but the first Cloverfield is definitely better

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It shits all over Cloverfield in my opinion. I went back and tried to watch it and it really isn't a good film. Lane was stellar from beginning to end.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    inside here. heres a bit of trivia. on the set of 10 cloverfield lane, john goodman got so horny for mary elizabeth winstead, he asked her out on a date. he knew she was a homewrecking bawd and figured he had a shot. not only did she decline, but she called him a gross sweaty pig. king ralph was so mindbroken by this, he stopped eating for weeks, and this is how he lost all that weight.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched Cloverfield Paradox today for the first time. I think it's a great movie, but like Lane I think it would have been stronger without the connection. It would have been better and immortalized as a cult classic if they just focused on making it a spiritual successor to Event Horizon. Instead, there's the overtly demonic overtones through the beginning ("The paradox will open a portal to other hellish dimensons! Malevolent beings, demons even, will come out!"), clear signs of deliberate Final Destination style malevolent entities controlling air locks and making an arm-band's worth of magnetic goo grab and strangle a guy and penetrate his eyeball at the non-magnetized wall (rather than just collide with the magnetized wall, like everything else). And then it just handwaves all that away quietly, pretending it was "normal quantum physics" and the real horror was the Cloverfield planet they return to. It took all the wind out of its sails, and I feel the movie won't ever escape its own title.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't have done anything. I would have listened, and that's what noone did.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      who the frick wants to listen to women

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So deep, and powerful

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    asked if you could spend eternity tasting every inch of her

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trapped in bunker with hot girl
    >no SA attempts
    what is wrong with this guy

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can one woman be so god damn hot?
    Every movie she's in, even her "ugly" paparazzi photos.
    Was MEW created in a lab?

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