I don't know. What made her and her boyfriend try to kill me even though I've just saved their lives? Why start stabbing people in the back only a few days into the apocalypse?
I guess they were young, hip and fashionable and that made them special snowflakes while John Goodman was a lonely ugly fat old man and that made him some kind of subhumans making it ok to murder him. That is your mentality I am guessing.
>it's about a square shaped body with narrow hips and extremely wide shoulders, neither of which applies to PUTA
And what the frick does this look like you piece of shit
And putting a rectangle on her proves your point? Just frick off mate
>it's about a square shaped body with narrow hips and extremely wide shoulders, neither of which applies to PUTA
And what the frick does this look like you piece of shit
>emergency situation >coom brain says save woman >ignore centuries of examples of women creating weak men creating weak times ultimately breeding destruction >get destroyed
many such cases. fatty should've nofapped and read a book.
Procreate isn't about beating your meat, it's about having sex for the purpose of procreating. Do you think about what you're saying at all before you type it?
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>it's about having sex for the purpose of procreating
Well then go ahead,procreate. may you have mentally impaired meatballs with MEW. maybe consider another choice, she`s pretty average looking.
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I think you're forgetting about the situation anon... Do you actually read the things you respond to?
He saw her as a daughter. Its shown in the game they play when the other guy pointed to her but fatty couldnt thinking of the word "woman" only "girl" or "princess" or shit like that a father would call his daughter
I'm not an incel but I'm a weak man. Addicted to drugs, previously an alcoholic, debatable whether that falls under "easy times" (I am in a lot of debt).
Never been single in my adult life. Women want to fix me, realize they can't, they move on and so do I. I swear to god I live in a different reality to these people.
Sure, but I literally have nothing to offer. I know that type of self-pity is part of the incel philosophy but then they fall back on "w-well you must be really handsome! or have lots of money!"
I'm not some crypto millionaire who ran out the hedonic treadmill and turned to drink. I'm short, balding, and penniless. Women date career criminals and actual abusers, how the frick does that fit into the incel worldview?
>Women date career criminals and actual abusers, how the frick does that fit into the incel worldview?
They are dangerous, aggressive, violent, "alpha", exactly what females are looking for since it gets their coochies wet. That women write mass murderers love letters to prison is as old as prison itself. Nobody ever claimed otherwise, except maybe feminists who hate to admit to the reality.
>how the frick does that fit into the incel worldview
the reality is that the incel "world view" is just a big pile of cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias from mentally ill people, and should never be heeded or paid attention to. going outside is all you need to shatter incel 'worldviews'.
Working on it, anon. I'm not a psychopath and realizing I was wasting other people's time and energy is what led me to get sober from alcohol. "Do it for yourself" sounds great but you don't give a frick about yourself when you're medically dependent on booze.
Imagine the first time she take her free check...i mean...son to school. and somehow the kid gets bullied about his basic average prostitute of a mother and wienersucker father. kid going to get traumatized. but that doesnt matter as long as PUTA gets child care money from obi wan alimony. lol
There really needs to be more movies where a fat or ugly guy kidnaps a woman and stockholm syndrome romance
It's my nr 1 fetish but all books about it are about bodybuilder millionaires or criminal playboys
How does it even make any sense? Why would a billionaire need to kidnap a woman when he can just buy affection of one with gifts? Why would a bodybuilder with face of an angel need to kidnap anyone when he will just get pussy thrown at him on tinder?
I need more stories of average or even ugly guys who do it
The only ones where the guy doing the kidnapping is some normal dude is this, The Collector and Berlin Syndrome
>all books about it are about bodybuilder millionaires or criminal playboys
that's because those books are written by women for women. it's a woman's fantasy to be kidnapped and forced into sex and/or romance by those types of dudes. if it was written with a heterosexual male in mind the protagonist would resemble picrel
>women`s most recurring fantasy is making out with other women and destroying the patriarchy and beat the shit out of men or whatever.
Women's most recurrent fantasies are the bad boy changing their ways for her, dangerous situation where chad saves her and multiple men lusting over her and competing for her
might be an incel/blackpill mentality, but i get the feeling that there is an ipromoted idea that men are incapable of being physically atractive. even the chadest chad gets ponts just for social status than looks.
it might sound cynical, but its like the media is promulgating the idea that men are by default purely heterosexual macho rapists and women are all secretly lesbians that have to put up with the evils of men. its sounds like bullshit conspiracy theory, but thats the feeling i get.
speaking for myself, i admit that im physically repulsive and have a dificult personality and its all mostly my fault. but im sure there other men that are unreasonably treated like crap for no apparent reason
Shouldn't this be good news for ugly men? Unlike women you can get rich/powerful and then the opposite sex will want you.
'The wall' has been reduced to genuinely sexist/meaningless bullshit by terminally online incels, but I have friends who ran out of luck in their late 20s/early 30s and it's pretty heartbreaking. Some of them have become crazy cat ladies or just as bitter as the angriest incel.
Haven't seen Perfect Blue because I'm not a weeb but it sounds right up my alley. I get why people (especially women) like Fifty Shades of Grey type stories, but I want media about a disgusting slobby neckbeard.
tell her what's up and set things straight from the start. make sure she's aware what's the cost (in sexual favours) of staying. and then give her some time and let her decide what to do.
Talked her through what happened and start showing her around the bunker. If she seems mentally sound we can start tinkering with things/fixing up the bunker/telling stories and shit, maybe after a while start exploring above ground. We will need as many survivors as possible to rebuild America and make it great again
good lad, here's your cookie. and next time try a bit harder, and maybe MEW will suddenly look decent instead of looking like average starbucks cashier
Why did they feel the need to shoehorn in moronic alien shit in the last act of the movie when it would've been kino otherwise? Why can't JJ Abrams help himself?
Lick her beautiful bare feet and hold.tjem in my lap and against my face and stroke the soft soles with my fingers and playfully superate her toes and flex her pretty heel against the palm my hand give her pretty feet warm massage
Just had sex with him.
Give him the ol' Gone girl.
Good scene.
certified kino
why? (no im not watching this movie)
It's easier to explain of you watch the movie
no, explain in 20 words or less.
Which one is me? Is this my POV? I see a fat guy in a chair and some girl on the mattress on the floor and im in the same room as them?
punched her several times. behead her and put her head on a spike to exhibit outside.
what made you like this?
I don't know. What made her and her boyfriend try to kill me even though I've just saved their lives? Why start stabbing people in the back only a few days into the apocalypse?
I guess they were young, hip and fashionable and that made them special snowflakes while John Goodman was a lonely ugly fat old man and that made him some kind of subhumans making it ok to murder him. That is your mentality I am guessing.
ask her why she looks like a fridge
>MEW
>fridge
ESL or just a moron?
>ESL or just a moron?
nope, she does look like a fridge. frick off with your "thicc" delusions, she looks like a surfboard.
fridge does not refer to someone flat, you cretin
it's about a square shaped body with narrow hips and extremely wide shoulders, neither of which applies to PUTA
of which applies to PUTA
oh it does apply. it really does.
narrow hips, flapjack bumcheeks, small breasts. wide shoulders. she's the definition of fridge. you delusional excuse of a human being
And putting a rectangle on her proves your point? Just frick off mate
>it's about a square shaped body with narrow hips and extremely wide shoulders, neither of which applies to PUTA
And what the frick does this look like you piece of shit
Debate her on the ethics and morality of infidelity
Cut off her arm before she wakes up and tell her there was an accident
>emergency situation
>coom brain says save woman
>ignore centuries of examples of women creating weak men creating weak times ultimately breeding destruction
>get destroyed
many such cases. fatty should've nofapped and read a book.
so how are you planning to continue your bloodline? mmm?
they would have had moronic hapa kids.
still thinking about sex, and procreation during an alien invasion. there is work to be done anon and it doesn't involve your dick.
What the frick is the point of all the work if you don't "procreate"?
>"procreate"
get the uck outta here and beat your meat somewhere else. oh, and do it to a proper atractive woman.
Procreate isn't about beating your meat, it's about having sex for the purpose of procreating. Do you think about what you're saying at all before you type it?
>it's about having sex for the purpose of procreating
Well then go ahead,procreate. may you have mentally impaired meatballs with MEW. maybe consider another choice, she`s pretty average looking.
I think you're forgetting about the situation anon... Do you actually read the things you respond to?
yes
I really hope you dont really think like that anon
He saw her as a daughter. Its shown in the game they play when the other guy pointed to her but fatty couldnt thinking of the word "woman" only "girl" or "princess" or shit like that a father would call his daughter
This. Females are absolute cancer.
do incels really believe that pseudoscience about "easy times creating weak men"?
>recurring historical phenomenon
>pseudoscience
I don't think you know what pseudoscience means
I'm not an incel but I'm a weak man. Addicted to drugs, previously an alcoholic, debatable whether that falls under "easy times" (I am in a lot of debt).
Never been single in my adult life. Women want to fix me, realize they can't, they move on and so do I. I swear to god I live in a different reality to these people.
Are you aware that most if not all people who were "strong men" were alcoholics?
Sure, but I literally have nothing to offer. I know that type of self-pity is part of the incel philosophy but then they fall back on "w-well you must be really handsome! or have lots of money!"
I'm not some crypto millionaire who ran out the hedonic treadmill and turned to drink. I'm short, balding, and penniless. Women date career criminals and actual abusers, how the frick does that fit into the incel worldview?
>Women date career criminals and actual abusers, how the frick does that fit into the incel worldview?
They are dangerous, aggressive, violent, "alpha", exactly what females are looking for since it gets their coochies wet. That women write mass murderers love letters to prison is as old as prison itself. Nobody ever claimed otherwise, except maybe feminists who hate to admit to the reality.
>how the frick does that fit into the incel worldview
the reality is that the incel "world view" is just a big pile of cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias from mentally ill people, and should never be heeded or paid attention to. going outside is all you need to shatter incel 'worldviews'.
you are indeed a weak man, and you should stop wasting people's time who try to fix you and fix yourself.
Working on it, anon. I'm not a psychopath and realizing I was wasting other people's time and energy is what led me to get sober from alcohol. "Do it for yourself" sounds great but you don't give a frick about yourself when you're medically dependent on booze.
Yeah because of you.
telling her why she's such a piece of shit.
I would be very vague and keep ambiguous secrets from her for arbitrary and unreasonable reasons.
Replace the broken bulb.
maybe cut her legs and arms, rip her vocal chords and repeatedly stomp her bloated face until the glass eye pops out.
Imagine the first time she take her free check...i mean...son to school. and somehow the kid gets bullied about his basic average prostitute of a mother and wienersucker father. kid going to get traumatized. but that doesnt matter as long as PUTA gets child care money from obi wan alimony. lol
let her do what she wants while i play video games
called her a puta and a homewrecker even though she didn't actually do that yet
There really needs to be more movies where a fat or ugly guy kidnaps a woman and stockholm syndrome romance
It's my nr 1 fetish but all books about it are about bodybuilder millionaires or criminal playboys
How does it even make any sense? Why would a billionaire need to kidnap a woman when he can just buy affection of one with gifts? Why would a bodybuilder with face of an angel need to kidnap anyone when he will just get pussy thrown at him on tinder?
I need more stories of average or even ugly guys who do it
The only ones where the guy doing the kidnapping is some normal dude is this, The Collector and Berlin Syndrome
yes, but hire a better looking actress that this half asian walking surfboard b***h.
>all books about it are about bodybuilder millionaires or criminal playboys
that's because those books are written by women for women. it's a woman's fantasy to be kidnapped and forced into sex and/or romance by those types of dudes. if it was written with a heterosexual male in mind the protagonist would resemble picrel
>that's because those books are written by women for women
watch out. maybe half of them are actually trannies.
women`s most recurring fantasy is making out with other women and destroying the patriarchy and beat the shit out of men or whatever.
>women`s most recurring fantasy is making out with other women and destroying the patriarchy and beat the shit out of men or whatever.
Women's most recurrent fantasies are the bad boy changing their ways for her, dangerous situation where chad saves her and multiple men lusting over her and competing for her
might be an incel/blackpill mentality, but i get the feeling that there is an ipromoted idea that men are incapable of being physically atractive. even the chadest chad gets ponts just for social status than looks.
it might sound cynical, but its like the media is promulgating the idea that men are by default purely heterosexual macho rapists and women are all secretly lesbians that have to put up with the evils of men. its sounds like bullshit conspiracy theory, but thats the feeling i get.
speaking for myself, i admit that im physically repulsive and have a dificult personality and its all mostly my fault. but im sure there other men that are unreasonably treated like crap for no apparent reason
Shouldn't this be good news for ugly men? Unlike women you can get rich/powerful and then the opposite sex will want you.
'The wall' has been reduced to genuinely sexist/meaningless bullshit by terminally online incels, but I have friends who ran out of luck in their late 20s/early 30s and it's pretty heartbreaking. Some of them have become crazy cat ladies or just as bitter as the angriest incel.
Sounds like you need to start consuming hentai. The japs are all over that shit.
you're mentally ill, that's why no one panders to your shit. also no one wants to see ugly people, specially ugly men.
I want to see exactly what he's describing.
Haven't seen Perfect Blue because I'm not a weeb but it sounds right up my alley. I get why people (especially women) like Fifty Shades of Grey type stories, but I want media about a disgusting slobby neckbeard.
Because these are stories for wahmen.
You know that face Zach Galifianakis makes when everyone is honking at him after beheading the Giraffe?
Reenact scenes from The Flintstones Movie until the aliens go away.
just start schlopping on that big bear dick for hours and hours
This movie could've been absolute kino if they just kept the character completely ambiguous instead of 'HAHA HE WAS A KILLER AFTER ALL'.
But he was right about the alien invasion
Suck those toes. Look at those bad boys
to hell with toes.
"bad boys, bad boys, wachu gonna doo, wachu gonna doo when they come for you".....
tell her what's up and set things straight from the start. make sure she's aware what's the cost (in sexual favours) of staying. and then give her some time and let her decide what to do.
3 chicks.
Probably molest her perfect feet
>Me? I'd drop down on the ground and deepthroat those feet HUBBA HUBBA
yeah to hell with feet. i want some ice cream now.
looks like she had a rotten toenail. yuck. whats that protruding vein. dear god
She clearly has nail polish on. And those veins/wrinkles/whateverthefrick aren’t even unsightly like some feet.
but yo look at that little bulge. its going to explose
somebody call the paramedics, the alien is goint o burst out!!!!.
PUTA
Talked her through what happened and start showing her around the bunker. If she seems mentally sound we can start tinkering with things/fixing up the bunker/telling stories and shit, maybe after a while start exploring above ground. We will need as many survivors as possible to rebuild America and make it great again
P
Potato? Make her peel potatoes?
with her feet
dont know, that purple rotten toenail seems very toxic. dont wanna catch putavirus
jesus walther!
>ver are das juden Lebowski?!
jesus christ Cohens.
Really nice feet on her...
looks like grandma feet. lol
god dammit mcgregor gets to suck on those toes. Arrrrghx8yrm
hoMEWrecker
John Goodman is unironically more attractive than her.
the truth
Farted. It's a small room.
Spank her big bum.
pretty normal ass tbh.
left mogs right. easily
ASR is a goddess so yeah.
I would have done those feet
good lad, here's your cookie. and next time try a bit harder, and maybe MEW will suddenly look decent instead of looking like average starbucks cashier
watch out her grandma feet
his legs are skinnier than hers, embarassing
white guy in beanie with terrible glasses and cute girl in Morrissey shirt. Literally me
Suck on her toes.
Talking about dead careers.
Yo, ma'am. I've seen some shit out there. shit real bussin. no cap.
gas israelites
Why did they feel the need to shoehorn in moronic alien shit in the last act of the movie when it would've been kino otherwise? Why can't JJ Abrams help himself?
MEW a cute.
>>MEW a cute.
Is that alcohol?
>You've abandoned your boyfriend! You've abandoned your soulmate! Reeeeeee!
I'll never forget watching this on the plane and being permanently terrified of John Goodman for the rest of my life. He is one scary mother fricker.
Put her in my PUTA revenge dungeon.
Lick her beautiful bare feet and hold.tjem in my lap and against my face and stroke the soft soles with my fingers and playfully superate her toes and flex her pretty heel against the palm my hand give her pretty feet warm massage
Do people really want there to be no aliens and for him to just be a deranged psycho?
Morbed.
>ctrl+f 'rape'
>0 results
Jesus, what the hell happened to Cinemaphile..
I'm in my 30s now, 'rape' would be my teenage /b/tard response.
It's not even irony or subversion at this point. If I had a woman locked in a room with me, we'd have meaningful conversations about religion.
After you made her eat all the eggs, you mean.