What would you have said in this moment?

What would you have said in this moment?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    im coming, baby sneed

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Time Gem, Activate" and then kill baby Thanos

    Marvel slop is over, let it go.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Marvel slop is over
      what exactly do you mean?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "HEY THANOS! LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE!"

  4. 5 months ago
    Dunkaccino

    Don’t mind if I do

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH N-

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he shouldn't have been able to wield them under the dumb movie's rules
    in the comics anyone can but i digress

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WTC 7 collapsed despite not being hit by any planes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The twin towers weren't hit by planes either. No planes hit anything that day, why don't people understand this yet. The evidence has been around well over a decade, all the plane videos break physics and the body of videos/pics contradict eachother so hard its laughable. Frick you thanos you NPC
      SNAP

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "uh well so that just happened"

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody seen Richie ?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what was said in the original

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say anything

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would listen to what thanos had to say, and that’s what nobody did.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that’s what no one did.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    UOOOOHHHHHHH!!!

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    'Thanos, more like loser'
    Kill him without even needing the stones

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Sry, got a call, brb"

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "I am going to activate ligma now."

    Then Thanos is going to say

    "Who's Steve Jobs?"

    and then I say

    "Deez nuts."

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"You can't see me!"
    >*Motions*
    >"...Nigguh!!!"

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE YOU CHERYL PLEASE DONT MARRY HIM

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    did you just throw a ginormous frisbee at me? the frick... i'm supposed to be a spider, not a dog

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you guys are overdoing the columbine quote a bit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And that’s what no one did.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My turn

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that would of been in character and kino but we cant have that since Tony has been neutered

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's good, memberberries but actually fitting

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. It'd be more fitting if it were in direct response to an action, but Thanos had just made a verbal declaration of who he is and what he represents. The Iron Man line fits better because it's a response that not only succinctly summarizes Stark's history and who he is in contrast to Thanos, but also communicates his ego in knowing that those words are all that are needed to represent himself.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          "My turn" does work actually, because Thanos had just snapped his fingers. So Tony say "my turn" and snaps too.
          "I am Iron Man" is actually a clunky answer to "I am inevitable". Thanos described what he was, and then Tony just says his superhero name. It would have been more fitting if Tony had also used a descriptor for himself, like "and I am invincible", but he wasn't called Invincible Iron Man a lot in the movies, that's more of a comics thing.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"after all these years I have finally become Avengers: Endgame (2019)"

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "BIDEN HARRIS 2024!"

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "And I am all the Avengers"

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Frick you, purple Black person!"

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The stupid store called, and they're all out of you!

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there a guy talking about getting kids in a hot tub and getting them to rub his nose in emails that wikileaks published of muttlands democratic party.
    No this is fricking real

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll have what she's having.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Taylor Swift's pubes."

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"that's cool Thanos, but i fricked your mom"

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't have said anything. I would have just listened.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOTAL Black person DEATH unironically.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is Doctor Strange going to reverse Tony's wounds or just stand there?

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Traps are gay

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanos? More like Thanus! *unzips snap*

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    And I....am....about to reduce violent crime in the US by 50%

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's over 60% now

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prepare for the unsnappening, chud.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not Chaplin OK?

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Black folk"

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice rizz skibidi bathroom

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just moved shit with my freaking mind

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >time to correct your mistakes
    >all women disappear

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S TONY TIME

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    TND

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU PITCH BLACK FRICKING NI-
    as i snap myself out of this world

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ayyy get fricked thanos ya dickhead got yer fooking stones maaate

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No YOU'RE mad

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For you

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    PROTON CANNON

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >infinity gems that can do literally what ever you want them to and grant any wish you have
    >but they burn your arm and kill you when you use them
    couldn’t he have just picked them back up as he was dying and wished to be healed?

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was the endgame all along

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No you ain’t! *snaps and dabs at the same time*

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh snap. Duh.

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weet Ik!

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would repeat Thanos' "I am inevitable", but in a silly voice designed to belittle him

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldnt have said anything, I would have listened and rhats what no one did.

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I love the power glove. It's so bad.

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >And I am one of the Avengers: Endgame buddy

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ow my infinity stones

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hasta la vista, Barney!

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