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ouch
kek
>underrated
Who are you quoting.
Uh oh me so solly herro prease
LMFAO
Fricking Christ.
is this real
Very.
BOOBA
Yes
Afraid so.
Yeah there were lawsuits
Don't worry, they put him back together.
Which is worse, this or the stuff mexican cartels do?
The stuff the cartels do is a lot worse since that torture stuff has actually happened.
hehe
Awkwarddd!
>u mad, bro?
they are brown
Wait, you're supposed to be in /b/?
I wouldn't have said anything. I would've listened, because that's what nobody else did.
Came here to listen
Easy on the buccal fat removal pal
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
bane ? 🙂
More... Lemons.
he was so fricking real for that.
>What would you have said in this situation?
Jings! Crivvens! Help Ma Boab!
Cringe to some, based to others.
it was a funny thread
Black folk tongue my anus
It's about the journey not the destination
THE BOX. YOU CAME, WE OPENED.
THE THREAD, YOU POSTED IT
SNEED CAME
>I have information that will lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinto- ACK
>Seinfeld Four!
If you pulled those out would I die?
Steve Holt!
Do you need an aspirin?
'black people are overrated'
that's gotta hurt!
>so long gay bowser
Kill the israelites! Death to Israel!
"Doubles get"
“Wait! At least let me tell you about my tax policy…”
At least I am not black.
Hey guys. Just thought I'd call to see how you're doing. I don't know what's happening right now, but I have a feeling I'll be going away for a long time to come. Boy, we've sure had some good times together. Remember that time when... Well, you understand what I mean. Anyway, it's time for me to g-ACK
Yeeeeowtch!!!
I wouldn't say anything. I would listen to what the centobites had to say, and that’s what no one did.
>I would listen to what the cenobites had to say.
>"Did you know if you sharpen the edges on an egg beater it makes an awesome sex toy?"
>Well that's enough of that then.
The real treasures were the souls we tore apart along the way.
I'm McLoving™ It!
>Ching chong pling plong
God, the sequels are moronic
3 wasn't overly bad.
Hellraiser 3 feels like someone said "you like Hellraiser, huh?" and then raised a $5,000,000 budget just to go "DURR, look at ME! I'm Pinhomosexual! DUHHH!!!!" and have their mockery of the thing you like be official
What didn't you like about it? It hit all the bases: hapless victim lures one night stands to feed and resurrect a coomer demon.
They got carried away trying to turn Pinhead into the main character of the film. Splitting his personality and turning him into good and evil versions just opened the writers up to make him way too goofy and loose with his ambitions, which destroys all the gravitas the character had in the first two movies. The movie keeps throwing cenobites at you like they're zombies or something. The writing is just dumb and unlike the 2nd movie where Clive at least came up with the story, 3 is where it feels like the studio did it all themselves with no understanding of the material they were working with or what people liked about it.
Alright, fair points. I'll admit I didn't like how they made Pinhead gratuitously murderous instead of having a strict moral code.
I recommend looking for Gary J Tunincliffe's interview with Midnight's Edge about what went wrong with Hellraiser.
A really interesting listen/watch for Hellraiser fans.
Pretty much covers what you're saying about Hellraiser 3.
I'll look that up
you can see the crew members hand at 0:27 controlling the tentacles lol just noticed that
The uuhuuhhhhh what? There is only one Hellraiser movie and it's the second one
>There is only one Hellraiser movie and it's the second one
The first 2 are basically one long movie yeah.
how did they do it bros
I made a higher quality version of this recently
How did you add subtitles to the webm?
The movie has subtitles, you turn the subtitles on when you record the clip
Terry Farrell was a handsome woman.
Yea only reason i watched thru that shite
Hellraiser 3 has the best quotes.
OK, but what does "Jesus wept" actually mean?
Poor wittle baby jesus couldn't handle a little violent anal sex and cried lmao.
It's a reference to the famous quote, dummy. When Jesus saw the breadth of his domain he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.
Jesus at his moment of death looked into the future and saw you in it, and realized his sacrifice for humanity was a goddamn waste.
It roughly translates to a sarcastic “big deal” as in frank had been through worse and was mocking them. Reading the book really helps. The movie had shortcomings and so did the book but if you mix them together it’s pure kino.
I thought the line was pointing out that in the passage of christ part of it was senseless torture and that that will always be an aspect of life and meaning.
I'm pretty sure he was just saying "what a pussy"
"Check em"
Pain and pleasure. Undivided.
We have such sights to show you.
Eldritch
Non-Euclidean
Stygian
Spectral
JOIN US.
It won't cost you a thing.
EXCEPT YOUR SOUL.
Now are these chavs or slags? What is the difference?
They are JAVS.
these ugly ass b***hes would have to PAY ME souls to join their company
>“There are horrors beyond life's edge that we do not suspect, and once in a while man's evil prying calls them just within our range.”
mid 4's thinking they could get bottle service from anyone except pajeets
>i should have just stuck with BBC PMVs
You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
At least we are not speaking German.
whats the point/story of the hellraiser movies? the cenobites feel paint as pleasure and some people get sent to their world and have to escape or something? ive never seen any
The pursuit of pleasure destroys you until you become a predator I think
Doesn’t pin head in the books find out the devil kills himself and can’t understand why
In the Hellbound heart it is as simple that the greatest possible pleasure is a momentary break from near endless heights of pain. Nothing can feel as good is a brief end to torment. The centobites function to provide that pleasure.
No. They no longer can feel any distinction between pain and pleasure anymore because they've become so desensitized. They pursue ALL sense experience not just one or the other.
>Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
What was the Engineer's problem?
MOHAMMAD CRIED
Hell raiser is probably one of the most influential horror movies
It inspired warhammer40k and berserk
I will stab you in the neck with a ballpoint penis
Jesus cheated on his high school barefoot waterskiing team.
Sit on my face(s)
>suddenly looks completely different and half his normal size for 2 seconds
I wouldn't say a single word. I would listen, and that's what no one did.
Here missus, would ya get these frickin hooks out of me face? Jaysus wept
>Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
Ooga booga where da white women at
jesus brapped
now inject me with your aids blood syringe, senpai
DR PAVEL IL CIA
HE WASNT ALONE
UH YOU DONT GET TO BRING FRIENDS
NO CHARGE FOR THEM
AND WHY WOYKS I WANT THEM
THE WORK FOR THE MERCENARY THE MASKETTA MAN
BA-ACK
*bum... bum-ba-bum, ba-bum-bum.. ba-ba-bum, ba-bum-bum*
Now THIS is a story all about OW
I would say, I always come back.
Why the long face
check please
Jesus wept.
Freddy vs Pinhead would be the ultimate crossover horror film. However, both actors are really fricking old now. The perfect time for that would have been like 15 years ago. Just imagine, Freddy invading Pinhead's dreams, but then Pinhead drags Freddy into a nether dimension, only to realize that the nether dimension is actually a dream within a dream. Then Pinhead starts to lucid dream, torturing Freddy with the help of other Cenobites. Etc, etc, etc...
Holy shit what movie is this?
Problem Child 2
I wish that the aesthetic of Hellbound wasn't completely ditched afterwards. There's so much shit you can do with the Labyrinth and Leviathan.
As rushed as that movie was, it had such a wild horror fantasy aesthetic.
Completely agreed, anon. There is so much to do with evil geometry, there is a whole deal with The Monster Group and stuff
%3D
I wouldn’t. I would’ve listened to what he had to say, and that’s what no one did
Since this seems to be a horror thread.
There was a movie I watched like 20 years ago, where a guy is chained to 2 trucks and gets ripped in half.
Does anyone know the movie?
The Hitcher
thanks senpai
The blunt
You rolled
We smoke
My spirit will rise from the grave and know I was right.
SERENITY NOW!!!
>cheese and crackers!