>I don't understand what a honer does so I'll just believe my headcannon
you have to be 18 to post here kiddo
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>matter just disappears from the universe
You write like a nignog and you have about the same IQ as one.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
So you think shedding atoms is the same as having "metal dust" coming off the blade? If it was then every meat cutter on the planet would not use one over the block as they cut. You are fricking moronic. But I'm sure you know best, having never used one in your life.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Metal dust is nothing but a collection of atoms. I'm sorry your parents were stupid but you didn't have to carry on the tradition.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Metal dust is nothing but a collection of atoms. >Can't into orders of magnitude
kys
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'd tell you to do the same, but all the metal particulates in the food you've prepared for yourself will do the job soon enough. Don't have kids.
You can literally google why you shouldn't steel your knife in a prep area, or you could stop acting like you know shit about kitchen work.
Pretty ironic calling out my obvious autocorrect typo and screaming ESL when you used a word that doesn't even exist in the real world. Nobody who's ever spent real time cooking and using a steel would call it a "honer" you fricking dunce. Just accept your L and leave, dumbass. One more peep out of you kiddo and we'll both post out feet/hands/eyes/whatever, see who the actual ESL is.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>You can literally google why you shouldn't steel your knife in a prep area
should be easy to prove then, go ahead. >autocorrect
ok phone posting esl gay.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Lol kids these days can't just man up and admit mistakes. The world is doomed.
Let's go Gurpreet, post your skin with a timestamp.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
post your simple google search to prove me wrong. Otherwise I accept your concession. > post your skin with a timestamp.
I don't phone post like a homosexual, and am not about to get my camera to appease some mexican
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Your skin and eyes are brown. You lose.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah ESL confirmed.
>can't produce their own simple search to prove their point
I accept your concessions
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>knows he lost because he's brown >keeps posting in an attempt to save face
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
still can't produce that simple search that would shut me up huh? I accept your concession
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>gives up on capitalization and punctuation because everyone realizes he's brown already
You were warned what would happen if you didn't post skin.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
still can't produce that simple search that would shut me up huh? I accept your concession
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I mean, you're acting like a fricking line cook from a dirty restaurant. So, the fact that you're some form of brownoid was going to come out either way.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
still can't produce that simple search that would shut me up huh? I accept your concession
im not much of a cook at all
but wouldnt sharpening your knife over your chicken shed metal dust all over it
>but wouldnt sharpening your knife over your chicken shed metal dust all over it
He's not sharpening the knife, he's honing it. When you sharpen a knife you take metal off, when you hone it you're basically just bending the tip straighter because it gets bent one way or the other in the process of cutting so you aren't removing any metal.
it's insecurity
britain brought nothing to world cuisine besides the toast sandwich while different states in america have invented iconic foods like texas bbq, hotdogs, different types of burgers, philly cheesesteak, southern food, etc
Ha. This is the smoking gun, boys. He finally admitted it. He can only be successful in countries that apparently don't know about good food. I always knew he'd slip up sooner or later. This Machiavelli bedevilled egg! A pox on your kitchen you b***h!
still can't produce that simple search that would shut me up huh? I accept your concession
Still burying your tiny head in the sand eh? At this point your phone will start suggesting the search results to you, given how many times you've talked about it
Blow it out your ass. This supposed epic post doesn't make any sense, and apparently only gets by on some reference to some unfunny other post(?) getting regurgitated.
> This supposed epic post doesn't make any sense, and apparently only gets by on some reference to some unfunny other post(?) getting regurgitated.
welcome to the fricking internet grandpa
here's a ziggy comic that might be more your speed
Blow it out your ass. This supposed epic post doesn't make any sense, and apparently only gets by on some reference to some unfunny other post(?) getting regurgitated.
Not defending anyone. Didn't even read your little spat previous to my reply. Just attacking small brained bullshit takes/posts. But with thos reply right here you've confirmedy suspicion that you're pulling some lame Andrew Tate simulator trolling. Guess you got me.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>just getting into other people's shit because dad wasn't around to teach me how men act
Got it.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Hate keeping discussion on an anonymous image board
Simple fact is you said some db shit and got called on it. Deal with you big handsoe man you.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>just getting into other people's shit because dad wasn't around to teach me how men act
Got it.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Repeating shit over and over because you're an emotionally stunted manchild (or Black person)
Yeah you got it alright. Got a touch of the 'tism. Stay malding.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>raised by single mom
Understood.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Stop projecting dude, watching Andrew Tate shorts doesn't make you a man. You're still fat bald and lonely. You ain't some mgtow chad, you're a loser.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>no u!
That's a girl brain response. The kind of thing to be expected by someone raised to think and behave like a girl by single mommy.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>He couldn't help but defend himself, abandoning his "above this all" single word response M.O.
Yeah you "got it", got gotten to LMAO.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>can't even admit he didn't have a dad
Not brave.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I can admit I didn't have a dad like you did. Mine stuck around long enough to teach me to fight, drive, treat a lady, shave, handle life and people with respect and honor, etc all before he died. He died a fricking dopefiend who lived fast and hard but he made it clear I was to become better than him and his method of madness made me a pretty successful and happy person in the end.
[...] >can't produce their own simple search to prove their point
I accept your concessions
I'm not even surprised at the small brained response from the ESL here. Limited vocabulary and all, what a shame.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I guess being a piece of shit loser runs in the family.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Why do you think that happened for you?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>le psychological analysis face
You realize psychology is for girls, right?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
excuse me?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I wonder if his mom knows he calls her a servant on chinese cartoon forums
Grilled cheese. Pan, hot. BUTTAH on everything. Season! The bread, face DOWN, cut THICK so the cheese stays cold inside. Fancy pretentious ingredients novody likes like apricot passionfruit chutney. Cheese. Some weird unmeltable kind from Amsterdam. On the bread, still cold. Then, more BUTTAH. Season! Bread burned, cheese still cold. Delicious. That'll be ninteen pounds, ninety nine pence, plus tip.
Serious answer to OP. I'd make sausage rolls and open a case of beer. It's clearly one of his favorite foods as I've never seen him genuinely gush over a dish offered to him more than the time he was handed a basic ass sausage roll. Pretty hard to frick up.
Ground beef, rice, and sriracha with some raw vegetables and hummus
That's what I eat for lunch. But my microwave is broken so I'd have to take some time to heat it up in a steam basket
I bet Ramsay could appreciate a good plain ol bologna sandwich as long as you didn't pretend it was something bigger than it was.
Just Oscar Meyer bologna on Sara Lee white bread?
Frick I want one now.
A Haitian mud cookie. If he says anything negative about it, pull the racism/cultural insensitivity card and end his career. And he'll have diarrhea as an added bonus
a grilled cheese sandwich
Fricking this. Show him even the most basic home cooks can make a better grilled cheese that he can
Scrambled eggs
SPBP, where are your (You)s brother?
Shit was fricking disgusting
A knuckle sandwich. English prick.
Microwave. Hot dog and some crisps.
nice
saved
for me its tv static, the tastiest of hot pockets
this is one of my fav memes of all time
but they're wasps, not bees
I can almost taste the tingle.
They always looked like Fruity Pebbles to me
a bowl of lucky charms
im not much of a cook at all
but wouldnt sharpening your knife over your chicken shed metal dust all over it
It's called seasoning, Susan.
civvies wouldn't understand
>wouldnt sharpening your knife over your chicken shed metal dust all over it
unless you are using a diamond sharpener, no, no it would not
moron
lol, never used a honer in your life huh?
>i can't see it so it's not there!
moron
>I don't understand what a honer does so I'll just believe my headcannon
you have to be 18 to post here kiddo
>matter just disappears from the universe
You write like a nignog and you have about the same IQ as one.
So you think shedding atoms is the same as having "metal dust" coming off the blade? If it was then every meat cutter on the planet would not use one over the block as they cut. You are fricking moronic. But I'm sure you know best, having never used one in your life.
Metal dust is nothing but a collection of atoms. I'm sorry your parents were stupid but you didn't have to carry on the tradition.
>Metal dust is nothing but a collection of atoms.
>Can't into orders of magnitude
kys
I'd tell you to do the same, but all the metal particulates in the food you've prepared for yourself will do the job soon enough. Don't have kids.
A knife steel absolutely creates microshards/ribbons you idiot. If you had food safety training in any first world country you'd know this.
>honey
Yeah shut the frick up you don't know what you're talking about.
>A knife steel absolutely creates microshards/ribbons you idiot
should be easy to prove then right?
>honey
esl-kun, learn to english
You can literally google why you shouldn't steel your knife in a prep area, or you could stop acting like you know shit about kitchen work.
Pretty ironic calling out my obvious autocorrect typo and screaming ESL when you used a word that doesn't even exist in the real world. Nobody who's ever spent real time cooking and using a steel would call it a "honer" you fricking dunce. Just accept your L and leave, dumbass. One more peep out of you kiddo and we'll both post out feet/hands/eyes/whatever, see who the actual ESL is.
>You can literally google why you shouldn't steel your knife in a prep area
should be easy to prove then, go ahead.
>autocorrect
ok phone posting esl gay.
Lol kids these days can't just man up and admit mistakes. The world is doomed.
Let's go Gurpreet, post your skin with a timestamp.
post your simple google search to prove me wrong. Otherwise I accept your concession.
> post your skin with a timestamp.
I don't phone post like a homosexual, and am not about to get my camera to appease some mexican
Your skin and eyes are brown. You lose.
>can't produce their own simple search to prove their point
I accept your concessions
>knows he lost because he's brown
>keeps posting in an attempt to save face
still can't produce that simple search that would shut me up huh? I accept your concession
>gives up on capitalization and punctuation because everyone realizes he's brown already
You were warned what would happen if you didn't post skin.
still can't produce that simple search that would shut me up huh? I accept your concession
I mean, you're acting like a fricking line cook from a dirty restaurant. So, the fact that you're some form of brownoid was going to come out either way.
still can't produce that simple search that would shut me up huh? I accept your concession
Yeah ESL confirmed.
The heat of the metal shavings cooks the chicken
>wypeepoo don't sawdust dey chicken after bleaching it in the sink
My first ever job was a cook in a chicken restaurant and I reckon I could do this with ease.
>but wouldnt sharpening your knife over your chicken shed metal dust all over it
He's not sharpening the knife, he's honing it. When you sharpen a knife you take metal off, when you hone it you're basically just bending the tip straighter because it gets bent one way or the other in the process of cutting so you aren't removing any metal.
Post your hand already.
I'm not whoever you've been talking to. I guess you called someone a Black person.
Post it.
Don't bother anon, he's fricking moronic
Shut up nerd or I'll hone your nose
I've got just the thing
He would throw that in your face
Caesar salad that has been dressed hours ago.
There's nothing wrong with eating a ceasar salad later, as long as it's chilled
What if I box it up and put it through my clothes dryer to simulate it sitting in a hot car being driven around for 45minutes?
Why are Brits so concerned with everything everyone else is doing all of the time?
it's insecurity
britain brought nothing to world cuisine besides the toast sandwich while different states in america have invented iconic foods like texas bbq, hotdogs, different types of burgers, philly cheesesteak, southern food, etc
Ha. This is the smoking gun, boys. He finally admitted it. He can only be successful in countries that apparently don't know about good food. I always knew he'd slip up sooner or later. This Machiavelli bedevilled egg! A pox on your kitchen you b***h!
Probably a hot dog with uncooked apples on it.
A grilled cheese sandwich with actual melted cheese. A hamburger that isn't 3 inches thick or pink in the middle.
Elevated, deconstructed nuggies.
A knuckle sandwich
Turkey Sandwich with pepper jack cheese, side pickle, and chips. It's what I've been eating for lunch for the last couple of weeks.
I wouldn't make him anything. I'd eat what he had to serve, and that's what no one did.
lel
FRICK you i came into this thread to make this joke
No, you didn't. You're just latching onto someone else's success.
I wouldn't come into the thread to make that joke. I would read the thread, which is what I did.
I don't get it.
Did you have a stroke or something?
newbie gtfo
Still burying your tiny head in the sand eh? At this point your phone will start suggesting the search results to you, given how many times you've talked about it
>phoneposting zoom zoom
ngmi
still can't produce that simple search that would shut me up huh? I accept your concession
Blow it out your ass. This supposed epic post doesn't make any sense, and apparently only gets by on some reference to some unfunny other post(?) getting regurgitated.
newbie confirmed. You and brown hands should jerk each other off since you're the designated thread morons.
whats that? still can't back up your claim with your simple search? I accept your concession
Yours was accepted an hour ago
still can't back up that claim with a simple search? I thought not. I accept your concession
Yikes
>550
You don't deserve the serotonin
You just really don't belong here kiddo
> This supposed epic post doesn't make any sense, and apparently only gets by on some reference to some unfunny other post(?) getting regurgitated.
welcome to the fricking internet grandpa
here's a ziggy comic that might be more your speed
hi reddo
Nothing. I'm not a fricking woman or a homosexual, so I don't cook.
lol. eat the nuggies fat ass
I can tell by the way you write you don't make enough money to understand what it's like to have others cook for you.
I can tell from this post you eat at mcdonalds everyday, save for the odd special occassion when you go to a chain Steakhouse.
>defending random gay boys on the internet
I can tell from this post you will never be a man and you will never have servants.
Not defending anyone. Didn't even read your little spat previous to my reply. Just attacking small brained bullshit takes/posts. But with thos reply right here you've confirmedy suspicion that you're pulling some lame Andrew Tate simulator trolling. Guess you got me.
>just getting into other people's shit because dad wasn't around to teach me how men act
Got it.
>Hate keeping discussion on an anonymous image board
Simple fact is you said some db shit and got called on it. Deal with you big handsoe man you.
>just getting into other people's shit because dad wasn't around to teach me how men act
Got it.
>Repeating shit over and over because you're an emotionally stunted manchild (or Black person)
Yeah you got it alright. Got a touch of the 'tism. Stay malding.
>raised by single mom
Understood.
Stop projecting dude, watching Andrew Tate shorts doesn't make you a man. You're still fat bald and lonely. You ain't some mgtow chad, you're a loser.
>no u!
That's a girl brain response. The kind of thing to be expected by someone raised to think and behave like a girl by single mommy.
>He couldn't help but defend himself, abandoning his "above this all" single word response M.O.
Yeah you "got it", got gotten to LMAO.
>can't even admit he didn't have a dad
Not brave.
I can admit I didn't have a dad like you did. Mine stuck around long enough to teach me to fight, drive, treat a lady, shave, handle life and people with respect and honor, etc all before he died. He died a fricking dopefiend who lived fast and hard but he made it clear I was to become better than him and his method of madness made me a pretty successful and happy person in the end.
I'm not even surprised at the small brained response from the ESL here. Limited vocabulary and all, what a shame.
I guess being a piece of shit loser runs in the family.
Why do you think that happened for you?
>le psychological analysis face
You realize psychology is for girls, right?
excuse me?
I wonder if his mom knows he calls her a servant on chinese cartoon forums
Certified fatty.. Learn to cook and clean up after yourself you useless homosexual
hard boiled eggs wrapped in prosciutto .
Grilled cheese. Pan, hot. BUTTAH on everything. Season! The bread, face DOWN, cut THICK so the cheese stays cold inside. Fancy pretentious ingredients novody likes like apricot passionfruit chutney. Cheese. Some weird unmeltable kind from Amsterdam. On the bread, still cold. Then, more BUTTAH. Season! Bread burned, cheese still cold. Delicious. That'll be ninteen pounds, ninety nine pence, plus tip.
I thought this was really funny but I didn't get any (you)s
Ham and cheese sandwich with mustard only on white bread.
spaghetti-o
>Hello Gordon
Dr. Coomer, I presume?
Serious answer to OP. I'd make sausage rolls and open a case of beer. It's clearly one of his favorite foods as I've never seen him genuinely gush over a dish offered to him more than the time he was handed a basic ass sausage roll. Pretty hard to frick up.
Ground beef, rice, and sriracha with some raw vegetables and hummus
That's what I eat for lunch. But my microwave is broken so I'd have to take some time to heat it up in a steam basket
Fatass
Yes, that's why I'm eating a healthy lunch and not processed shit. Problem?
Did you not read the part where my microwave is broken?
>Ground beef, rice, and sriracha with some raw vegetables and hummus
>heat it up in a steam basket
I have to ask, what country are you from?
A wienermeat sandwich seasoned with his own shit!!!FACT!!!
Toothpaste hotdog
Trust me Chef, you never tasted America until you tasted this
spaghetti, nothing on it, nothing else
Unironically fried chicken
A call to the police.
Pagpag.
Salmon pan fried with generic Cajun spice mix on top of rice that is mixed in alfredo pesto sauce for a cheap salmon risotto
A turd sandwich
scabbed egg
pigau
Pigs in a planket baked in the toaster oven w8th a side of Velveeta mac 'n' cheese.
>bot thread
>bots reply
2 baloney samwitch and 2 chocate milk.
I bet Ramsay could appreciate a good plain ol bologna sandwich as long as you didn't pretend it was something bigger than it was.
Just Oscar Meyer bologna on Sara Lee white bread?
Frick I want one now.
Scrambled eggs. His are shite.
Did AI write all the posts here? There's something off.
Meat. Piled on a pile.
Fish pie
A big pile of shit because I don't like him.
My signature dish ofcourse corrrrr
Ah yes, the Poorgays Delight
Lush
Do brits use toasters or do they pan fry their toast instead
I wouldn't make him a single item for him, I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did.
I would cook him my wiener in his butthole
Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad
Menthol or caffeine sausage
cup ramen
weet bix
I would make him an authentic Vietnamese miso soup with pork and shrimp dumplings.
as a good host, i'd give him his choice
what the frick was he thinking
$$$$$
does he really need the money that bad? surely putting his face and image on this frozen slop is working against his best interests.
ramsay's a businessman first, chef second. it's why he owns nearly 60 restaurants
A Haitian mud cookie. If he says anything negative about it, pull the racism/cultural insensitivity card and end his career. And he'll have diarrhea as an added bonus
Plain crackers with ketchup on top, put them in the over for five minutes.
garlic bread
Cold pop-tarts