What would you think of a cartoon about personified sodas? Would you like it?
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What would you think of a cartoon about personified sodas? Would you like it?
What would you think of a cartoon about personified sodas? Would you like it?
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Only if /ourgirl/ Mtn Dew and her siblings are all crazy mountain women.
Each flavor would have completely different personalities and in some cases different races
>Original Flavor is an radical extreme sports lover. Cute southern tomboy type.
>Code Red is the younger sister who is more into indoor activities. She fancies herself a gamer girl and runs a twitch channel
>Baja Blast is the hot latina that everyone lusts over but is in a long term committed relationship with the stoner guy except during the summer sometimes when she opens the relationship.
>White Out is the wannabe alpha b***h ice queen, wannabe as she really doesn’t have that many friends
>Game Fuel is the otaku. Not like a quirky gamer girl, but full on nerd who eat sleeps and breaths video games and hardly sleeps ir showers.
>Pitch Black is black.
I may or may not have been inspired by that one superspoe pic
ah yes, the official drink of schizophrenics worldwide
Mountain Dew is the nectar of cute magical girls (who are becoming women), not mad hill folk. This is known.
>just generic girls with similar color palettes
what even is the point of this ''personification''
Waifus! And sexual frustration!
What if it is about drinks, not brands?
Only if it involves a committee-approved ultra extended universe featuring other recognizable brands from every media and cleaning detergent (especially cleaning detergent) and the story is not too complicated to follow.
I work at coke and want to use this, do you have a source for the artist?
>I work at coke
That's so white of you. Have you tried being less white?
Built for bpc
pepsi really needs to ditch this shit logo and go back to the OG wavy line and white-dominant can.
E V E R Y T H I N G C O N N E C T E D
This image, but it's a woman (female) and not a man (male).
God I miss the 2000s design.
These are generic anime girls with the brand's color scheme slapped on top. Brand personifications never take into account the history behind the corporation, like Fanta's nazisim or Pepsi's popularity with black people.
Anyway, soda companies already have what is essentially the most official personification you're going to get.
Most people like female version personifications (even if it doesn't make sense) because sex sells.
This is just marketing 101.
Why Pepsi is always the cheaper version of Coca Cola?
Coca Cola>Pepsi
She looks like the antagonist from an early 2000s teen comedy.
Thats a nice artist.
Beautiful line art here. How was this made? Liners on some kind of artistic paper + digital colors on top?
im assuming it's using a smaller px with the brush and really really good control of pressure
Where's Pepsi Max?
No because I don’t suck corporate dick.
What about beer brands?
>Miller High Life
50 year old woman from Kentucky. Carries her deceased husband's photo in a pink cowgirl handbag her dad gave her when she was only 7. She's nice to everyone, but doesn't seem to have many friends.
>Nattie Light
17. Confederate flag bikini as day wear, confederate flag belt buckle on her boyfriends braided leather belt, letterman jacket from band, low rise sweatpants rolled to the mid-calf, and a backwards baseball cap. She has smoked weed exactly one time, and wants to buy a gun and learn French.
>Coors Silver bullet
32 years old. Shoulder length auburn hair. Works for the highway department as a bridge inspector. Tolerates no bullshit today or any other day.
>Bud Limerita
Chicago outskirts Karen with a bloated liver and the power of Jay-zuz. She don't like the quer-o-sexuals cuz they want to turn the frogs gay.
>Michelobe
27. Goes to art galleries with her black friend and doesn't see anything. Eyes on phone, head up ass. Needs to borrow $40, but doesn't want her friends to see you.
>Old English 800
Black as Samuel L. Jackson calling Clairence Thomas "uncle." 24, every third sentence is a rap lyric, but somehow getting A's and B's in mechanical engineering courses. Her boyfriend is Korean and she will cut you over funyuns.
>Miller High Life
>not from Wisconsin
Funyuns do be poppin frfr
>Fantas design isn’t reflective of the fact Fanta was created as an alternative to Coca Cola to sell in Nazi Germany
Why even bother
I would let the coca cola woman murder me
this guy:
https://www.instagram.com/sillvi_illustrations/?hl=en
https://www.boredpanda.com/soft-drinks-soda-brands-characters-illustrator-sillvi/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
A bunch in this link
Oof
only if they go around peeing soda into men's mouths
Peppy 5 is all I want.
whats with the color though, even peppi 1 doesnt have the right tone of red like the can
If theyre based on soda, they should at the very least be overweight
>would you willingly watch multibillion dollar beverage company's advertising if it was sexy?
RIP Virgin Cola
She was cute
Wait a millisecond, that's just Noodle from the Gorillaz!
I already saw the anime and it was shit. The cartoon version wouldn't be any better.
Beat me to it. We've been here before.
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Anime was pretty cool.
This is jogging my memory. Japan already did this with an anime called Akikan and it was hated by 2chan for poor animation.
>sigh
Yes, I want to FRICK that Fanta
I want them to make out and have babies like the time I mixed them together at a food court.
Is there a Dr. Pepper one? She's probably ugly
He’s a guy
What an ugly man. Someone does NOT like Dr. Pepper.
If your Dr. Pepper doesn't look like this, consult your local manufacturer
Hm. I think I prefer the male version I've spoilered but this design is nice. Reminds me of pink haired Tony Stark.
>Do NOT let Dr Pepper touch your genitals. He is not a real doctor.
>OnlyCans: The Animated Series
That really deserves a franchise
where is sproke
>Irn Bru as a foulmouthed Scottish bombshell
Only if they animate the female version of Jarritos
fanta was created for nazis and is a coca cola product
So... her aesthetician should be... a little different?
I saw an anime with that premise, I hate it.
Everyone did.
>what if this object was a girl
Yawn, overused shitty coomer idea that never goes anywhere othen than getting few viral tweets
I'm fairly certain gachas like Azur Lane or Girls: Frontline are some of the most profitable products in the entire world.
>fanta
I'm sorry but... is she urinating?
Lol. Didnt saw that. Guess she is? Now i can see some watersport fetishist could get into drink personifications! Girls would squat and play soda dispenser machine!
>no Orangina
It's shit
>Fanta
>not wearing an Hugo Boss nazi garb
And to the trash it goes...
Because most dont know it is German and a result of WW2.
No 7up?
Not sure, I'd in mind of her a personality kinda https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKA9uH7gdNs
I waifu RC Cola because no one else will, she's at the very least as tasty as Pepsi
>villain is water
kino
Only if it includes more obscure sodas from outside of the US.
I imagine IRN-BRU as feisty ginger Scottish lass, who's accent is incomprehensible to the other sodas.
Good point.
Not quite sure about Afri Cola.
That's an ebony kween with a huge afro.
It's a German cola brand, though.
Also did some... interesting commercials.
>Fanta has a German accent
gimme a pepsiman animated shortform cartoons
Post more orange-theme'd humanoids i love those for some reason
Why is Fanta not a nazi?
Also frick Fanta, not because she's a nazi, but because that b***h cancelled minute maid orange soda, the best orange flavor to ever exist.
I'd watch it if they were drawn like picrel
I hate Japan. They've made a proud clod out of everyone.
>Amerifats actually think like this
Wait until they discover gynophagia
All them are popular girls with a secret fetish for fattening people up.
Energy drinks I'd probably like personifying more
>Monster is a trap
>Monster Ultra is a cougar
>Redbull is a Genki
>Rockstar is a Idol
>Bang is a cowgirl
>Nos is a Gyaru
>Bawls is a goth girl with lots of studs
>Gfuel is a gamer