Able to morph my body to be whatever, that way I can fix some minor medical shit, but also I would give myself pheromones in order to manipulate people easily, immortality, etc. But always on my terms, that way I can mitigate monkey paw shit
Always be able to pay for anything in exact cash pulled from my pocket
Ability to change other people's bodies, in the same way I can change mine, at a distance. I could heal the sick, make my wife look hot forever, kill people I don't like, sterilize groups & cultures I disagree with, etc.
You could probably combine wishes 1 and 3 into a single wish to still have one more wish left over. Just say you want to be able to change bodies, whether it's your body or others'.
1. the ability to time travel so I could go back in time and force Tiger to hire a personal driver
2. rangeban australia
3. one more round of golf with my grandpa
If your mother and girlfriend switched their bodies and you'd have sex with one or both die, who would you choose?
Your girlfriend in your mothers body?
Or your mother in your girlfriends body?
After you're done they switch back.
More wishes
More genies
Elimination of rules prohibiting more wishes
Full control over genies
That genies be incapable of remembering how many wishes they have granted
Free transportation to a universe which is an exact copy of this one but without rules prohibiting more wishes
The power to grant my own wishes with no downsides
The ability to summon all genie vessels to myself
1) Power of sorcery.
Don't think I'd need anything else. I'd keep my last two wishes for emergencies.
And what sorcery consists of?
Magical powers.
I wish I was healthy charming and quick witted. I wish I could make my enemies fall before me. I wish for his freedom.
wish for the genie to be gay
wish for genie to work for 40 years at $9/hr
wish for everyone to be immortal except me
absolute mayhem
a perfect virtual reality machine with a sarcastic ai servant
The death of all humans except myself, a warmer global climate, for squids to gain the capacity for speech.
>The death of all humans except myself, a warmer global climate, for squids to gain the capacity for speech.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Big tit arab pussy
1. sneed
2. feed
3. seed
Triple world hunger
Double world debt
Every human (expect me) loses a single random sense
I wish that my next wish is granted only after after my third wish takes effect
I wish to be free
I wish I was a genie
Able to morph my body to be whatever, that way I can fix some minor medical shit, but also I would give myself pheromones in order to manipulate people easily, immortality, etc. But always on my terms, that way I can mitigate monkey paw shit
Always be able to pay for anything in exact cash pulled from my pocket
Ability to change other people's bodies, in the same way I can change mine, at a distance. I could heal the sick, make my wife look hot forever, kill people I don't like, sterilize groups & cultures I disagree with, etc.
You could probably combine wishes 1 and 3 into a single wish to still have one more wish left over. Just say you want to be able to change bodies, whether it's your body or others'.
That's absolutely true. Maybe expand ti control shit in general, literally make lead into gold.
If I can do that I would need a wish to make money either.
I'll just do that wish & give the other two some thought
I'll have a coke
I wish for him to teleport me to 1927 so I can watch Abel Gance's Napoleon in its triple screen release the first time it came out
Xrp to $2k right now
I get to marry a 10/10 based on my personal taste
I get to go to heaven
great health even in old age, life-long wealth/financial security, and for my family to be close
Mine would be pretty basic
1) eternal youth
2) women find me irresistible
3) send me back to to the year 1900 so I can experience the 20th century
>1) eternal youth
>2) women find me irresistible
So you want to be groomed by older women?
Being an immortal shota with a harem of mommies taking care of me, yeah that's paradise brother
Immortality
Shapeshifting
Time travel
Later Black folk
Damn thats tight. I always go for teleportation, flight and time travel, but this has a lot more synergy.
1. the ability to time travel so I could go back in time and force Tiger to hire a personal driver
2. rangeban australia
3. one more round of golf with my grandpa
>Bring Piccolo back to life
>Teleport Piccolo to Namek
>Teleport everyone on Namek except Frieza to Earth
>every white male becomes eunuchs
>all women grow insane libido
>every black wiener stretches 6inches
Bring back my crush who ghosted me
Make them fall in love with me unconditionally
Get them to marry me
Why simp for someone who doesn't like you back?
low testosterone
attain total control of reality
then i seal the genie away.
If your mother and girlfriend switched their bodies and you'd have sex with one or both die, who would you choose?
Your girlfriend in your mothers body?
Or your mother in your girlfriends body?
After you're done they switch back.
Be sober
My only wish
TKD
TKD
TKD
I wish to reduce violent crime in the US by 50%
More wishes
More genies
Elimination of rules prohibiting more wishes
Full control over genies
That genies be incapable of remembering how many wishes they have granted
Free transportation to a universe which is an exact copy of this one but without rules prohibiting more wishes
The power to grant my own wishes with no downsides
The ability to summon all genie vessels to myself