What young actress would you cast as Helen of Troy?

What young actress would you cast as Helen of Troy?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy: next question.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mckenna Grace

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zendaya of course, she’s literally goated in the sauce rn

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sorry, maybe if I was Asian and I like geishas, but all I see is picrel.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diane, again.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The face that launched a thousand ships... all going the other direction, trying to get away from it.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >if I repeat "woman" several times it will become true
    just admit your a gay, gayola

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a man

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      perfection

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd fight a war for those clavicles

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice mustache.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the short hair beautifully accentuates her long neck
      fascinating

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t it obvious?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The face that launched a thousand ships... in the opposite direction!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was my joke, butthole.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haha

        That was my joke, butthole.

        You wish you were that funny satan

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that Usher? he was great at the superb owl show.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'd pump her(his) ass full of cum, indeed. She needs a daddy — I am that guy.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      CUTE POOTS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do girls do that moronic fringe thing it never looks good

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because men are equipped to judge the handsomeness of other men, but women aren't equipped to do the same with other women.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Trannies are like AI. Getting more convincing with each passing year.
    True end times.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're face blind. He has obvious masculine facial traits and you are gay

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone with a nose big enough to launch a thousand ships.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I wouldn’t even unmoor my ship for that face. Those breasts, on the other hand…

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Her face wouldn't put ships in the sea, sorry.
    And she's still the best posted so far. Sad

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it a netflix adaptation

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Helen of Troy was known as "The Face that Launched a Thousand Ships". By that logic it should be Maisie Williams.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cardi B.

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