Even more insane than fricking some piece of plastic or a sock?
Let me teach how to make an efficient masturbation toy. Pay attention kids.
What you gonna need: >Pringles can >Two kitchen sponges >One cleaning glove >Lube
Get a empty pringles can, put the two sponges inside it, put the glove inside between the sponges and pull it to cover the top of the can, then just fill the insides with lube and... Voilà!
it really doesnt make any sense, like where does the dick go pies are like an inch deep even baby dicks are going to get a satisfying pump in that depth. its insane.
it really doesnt make any sense, like where does the dick go pies are like an inch deep even baby dicks are going to get a satisfying pump in that depth. its insane.
i think the original idea was that he wanted to see how it felt because his friend said a vegana felt like one and he had never had sex. they just went overboard and had him fricking it. also why would he do it in the kitchen
Know what's funny about this female cast? As I grow older, my tastes change.
Went from Reid to Hannigan to Suvari to recently, the b***h from Poker Face (never whatsherface). Sorry, just thinking out loud. I mean shit, who knew in 2023 that out of all the girls, the only frickable one is Natasha.
>livestreams an attempt to have sex with a foreign girl without her knowing >cums early >somehow the whole town finds out >somehow broadcasts the whole thing with 1999 internet capabilities >somehow blink 182 watches
they want to see him frick the pie
So many pies were sold right after this movie came out....and flutes
>this made xillenials coom and piss their pants
because """people""" like exist
i loved the era but the whole idea of fricking a pie is insane
if it was about fricking vacuum cleaners that might have been more realistic
Let me teach how to make an efficient masturbation toy. Pay attention kids.
What you gonna need:
>Pringles can
>Two kitchen sponges
>One cleaning glove
>Lube
Get a empty pringles can, put the two sponges inside it, put the glove inside between the sponges and pull it to cover the top of the can, then just fill the insides with lube and... Voilà!
Now put your dick inside and enjoy.
DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS
I know how to make a toilet bomb with tin foil and drain-o
Threw so many of them on my neighbors yard (Native American), it looked like a mine field on D-Day
Bonus points if you get one of those plastic Lays containers instead, and get the sponges wet with warm water.
American Vroom
Even more insane than fricking some piece of plastic or a sock?
yes. it would be mashed apples in like 2 thrusts
it really doesnt make any sense, like where does the dick go pies are like an inch deep even baby dicks are going to get a satisfying pump in that depth. its insane.
2023 women are fricking plastic horse dildos and men are using plastic eggs to jack off into as they watch
its not mens fault women just refuse to date the majority of men. women are out of control.
Y-yeah that’s I-insane who would d-do such a t-thing
i think the original idea was that he wanted to see how it felt because his friend said a vegana felt like one and he had never had sex. they just went overboard and had him fricking it. also why would he do it in the kitchen
>What'd they mean by this?
you put your dick in it
Would have been better off drilling a hole in a watermelon and blowing your seed.
He could have then sold it to the dark skinned folk.
we should all practice with pie
Did she literally die? Haven't seen her in a decade plus
yeah, she probably got vaccinated
She's stuck in dtv hell
pretty sure the redhead actually almost died and Tara Reid possibly as well
I used to like American Pie, then I grew up and liked Porky's instead
>This will help sell our movie
No really, there used to be a time when they wanted people to see their films instead of cashing a Larry Finkelgoldbergsilverstein check.
Know what's funny about this female cast? As I grow older, my tastes change.
Went from Reid to Hannigan to Suvari to recently, the b***h from Poker Face (never whatsherface). Sorry, just thinking out loud. I mean shit, who knew in 2023 that out of all the girls, the only frickable one is Natasha.
Jason Biggs looks more israeli than Eugene Levy but somehow isn't israeli.
its so crazy that hes not israeli. like absolutely insane. i think about it all the time.
Italians and israelites look alike. Play "Guinea or israelite?" sometime and you will see how difficult it is
>OH N-
I bet Allison Hannigan js the only one who's still hot
Watch her on Penn and Teller's Fool Us. She's still cute, but fricking awful as a hostess.
>people are getting nostalgic for american pie now
soon we will be getting nostalgic over Meet the Spartans and Epic Movie
Is it nostalgia if I liked the movie at the time? Zoomers do realize people were alive/conscious in 1999 right?
>livestreams an attempt to have sex with a foreign girl without her knowing
>cums early
>somehow the whole town finds out
>somehow broadcasts the whole thing with 1999 internet capabilities
>somehow blink 182 watches
even at the time i thought this scene was dumb
they had trig class together
>dad walks up to door
>i'm coming
>dad walks away from door
gets me every time
Tara Reid was so fricking hot in this era. Terrible actress though but something about her drive me nuts
They tried to make jess attractive to American normies
How come they don't make sex comedies with nudity like this anymore?