Whatever happened to Alicia Vikander? She seemed to be everywhere for a while and now she's just disappeared.
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Whatever happened to Alicia Vikander? She seemed to be everywhere for a while and now she's just disappeared.
Tomb Raider killed her career.
Married to me now
Hi, Michael Fassbender. Any word on a Prometheus / Alien Covenant sequel?
Soon, there will be an Engineers arc specifically designed to trigger /tv
she's with me, i just fricked her hairy smelly pussy
moved to spain and had fassbender's babies.
based and trad.
Built for saudi yacht parties
>She seemed to be everywhere for a while
For a while in 2015
Dead career
She won an Oscar and cashed out, pretty based.
She killed like 3 separate franchises trying to follow up on Ex Machina.
Man from Uncle
Jason Bourne
Tombraider
Did she? What for?
>whitest Swede
Her TR movie was high budget, too long, and missing some things. The marketing of the movie wasn’t good. Incredible they stopped using her. They just blame the actress. They use algos to project movie profits. When it doesnt make money, they blame the actress, and now they have a big negative data point. But braincells knows it’s the writer and directors fault. If it was a good story or movie, then word would get out. They won’t do anything about this because the producers of these things have an ego trip and only hire their friends and put complete shit on screen.
Her Tomb Raider film was actually pretty good. Hardly a masterpiece, but a fun action adventure. And the stunts actually seemed believable for the most part.
It's infuriating that it's basically impossible to discuss without coomers seething that she doesn't have bigger boobs though
Didn't they base her TR movie off of nu-Lara who doesn't exactly have huge breasts either? Why are they so mad over it
nu lara doesn't have small breasts
just not zeppelins
>Her TR movie was high budget, too long, and missing some things.
The problem with her movie is that they cast her in it.
>They just blame the actress.
And they are correct. She's too short, she's too dark-skinned and she has absolutely zero curves. She has a smaller chest than even NuLara, who was already heavily criticized for having smaller breasts than her predecessors.
>And the stunts actually seemed believable for the most part.
That's not a compliment. Tomb Raider was never supposed to be realistic. Lara fought mythical beasts and shit in the original games. Even the vidya reboot had slight supernatural elements.
>slight supernatural elements
it has literal gods lmao
>too short
>absolutely zero curves
>smaller chest than even NuLara
That's peak performance right there. Big curvy melon-breasts bawds are ugly and a blight on the screen. I loved Vikander, shame they fricked her over. Her Lara was the ideal Lara.
IDGAF. Noone asked what you like, Black person. We're talking about an adaptation of an existing IP. It's an adaptation that fails to adapt the one attribute Tomb Raider has been famous for. If you don't like Tomb Raider then don't adapt Tomb Raider, because you're gonna frick it up, which is what they did. And that's why there's no sequel in the works
What happened to the TR streaming show?
I thought she was ok as Lara Croft. Not the greatest but she done well enough with what she was given to work with.
If only she had breasts to work with.
Why is she so tanned? She's a purebred swede. She could easily pass as greek or whatever
>purebred
early life
>quarter finnish
Okay.
She is Dark Suedi
There are four types of Swedes:
Light Suedis aka Sveas
Grug Suedis aka Götar
Forest Suedis aka Lapplander
And then Dark Suedis which are ethnic Swedes that somehow have brown eyes and dark hair despite being surrounded by a population that is 99% blonde
Okay Tolkien, settle down now
NOT that tone.
(Dark Suedi are known to be the most powerful)
She's not attractive and has a GRIM body.
Imagine marrying an oil driller
She showed off her body of work. Won an oscar. And then faded into irrelevancy after her 15 minutes were up. She accomplished a lot more in that time than most flavour of the months though.
Her new Henry 8 movie looks interesting but apparently it's pretty mid.
Shes Fassbenders wife. She literally needs to do nothing but raise his children because Fassbender will forever get roles.
Imagine not being able to pass as a local in your own country <skull emoji>
She cute
she's a bawd
idk
if she asked me nicely I would consider trying to titfrick her even if it's going to be challenging
America is a bRapphog fart slave nation. This prostitute has no ass and is built like s fridge. We like our women with big fat buttholes that can take stinky meaty shits. This c**t can only fart out spaghetti
She refused to touch a hook-nosed, circumcised producer.
Well actually he just closed up shop
Why is she looking at him like that
he got away with it for so long because his dick game was buzzin
did she get a boobjob?
>hands riddled with std
wouldn't touch her with my 7'' pole
I thought I wasn't picky. If an actress had a pretty face and thin body that was good enough. Then I saw her bikini pics and thought, why didn't I realize it was this bad in ex machina?
>why aren't paparazzi pics from weird angles where she isn't posing, and with lens distortion from shooting from so far away, as aesthetically pleasing as a hollywood film scene where there's a director, cinematographer and multiple controlled lights to ensure the best image possible?
>weird angles
>lens distortion from shooting from so far away
Holy fricking cope
she has a 12 year old boy's body
I got her preggo
Her acting in ex machina was incredibly memorable. That's now the benchmark for humans trying to act as robots.