>>Eric Roberts
He does the shittiest films
Worst film i ever saw was 'Hansel and Gretel' starring Booboo and Fivel Steward with Eric Roberts playing their martial arts/magic mentor
She's a walled prostitute, why would I care if she thinks I have experience? If she doesn't beg for my virgin wiener then why would I give her the time of day?
tinder has 3 types of people on it >guys too nervous to talk to girls IRL >girls whose standards are too high for the guys they see IRL >chad
guess which two of these groups tinder works for
she had college degree and responded by email
she had one hand because congenital defect
besides that she was sexy former stripper with (good) fake boobs
I couldn't even coom the first time but had boner and had the sex
one sex pls
cheers
clink, sip**
You can't clink with a capri sun you fricking moron frog
You can't clink with a HiC either, genius.
Yes, you can. If you make the sound with your mouth. But capri sun drinkers are too fricking moronic for that.
Stop it. YOU, STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
brilliant
I wouldn't respond, I would listen, and that's what nobody did.
One Emma Roberts please you ugly irrelevant prostitute. Also Eric is the better actor
>>Eric Roberts
He does the shittiest films
Worst film i ever saw was 'Hansel and Gretel' starring Booboo and Fivel Steward with Eric Roberts playing their martial arts/magic mentor
Yeah, just the windshield, thanks.
Why would you even care about hiding your inexperience to a hooker?
I'm looking for the closest McDonald's, you know how I can get there? I want a McFlurry so bad.
She's a walled prostitute, why would I care if she thinks I have experience? If she doesn't beg for my virgin wiener then why would I give her the time of day?
What the frick, a reel of that exact scene popped on my insta feed a few minutes ago. This has to be a conspiracy...
>paying for sex
lol.
just use tinder.
In this time and age, I wouldn't be surprised if actual prostitutes are cleaner than the average tinder prostitute, both in general hygiene and STDs.
tinder has 3 types of people on it
>guys too nervous to talk to girls IRL
>girls whose standards are too high for the guys they see IRL
>chad
guess which two of these groups tinder works for
Good thread
2 pina coladas please
tfw lost virginity to prostitute and told her I was virgin and got so lucky she was sexy and nice unlike 90% of tutes
story please. How did it go?
captcha: SXXYHD
she had college degree and responded by email
she had one hand because congenital defect
besides that she was sexy former stripper with (good) fake boobs
I couldn't even coom the first time but had boner and had the sex
>she had one hand
COOL
Thank you for sharing
>she had one hand because congenital defect
>D-Do I get the employee discount?
>the usual, sweetie
I ask how much anal is then if she says she doesn’t do it I say, “hop in.”
Handjob with those lovely mitts please.