What's Cinemaphile's gentlemen opinion about the filmography of renowned italian kino director Tinto Brass?
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What's Cinemaphile's gentlemen opinion about the filmography of renowned italian kino director Tinto Brass?
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>tfw my dad has a VCR tape of this in his "personal" drawer and I secretly watch it whenever he leaves the house
I also don't know how to rewind tapes.
You see anon, there’s this thing called a “rewind button” on the vcr and the vcr remote. It’s like two backwards arrows. Now be polite and rewind that tape, your father is probably disappointed in your lack of manners not only stealing his tapes, but also not having the common courtesy to rewind them yourself.
Is that the film where this webm comes from?
Yes sir. It's a good movie... His approach to eros in unmatched.
no it's pure coincidence
Damn, religious people are retarted
it's not a documentary my friend
holy kinoli
this is a great phrase anon, did you just make that up?
>curious... fish this far inland?
Fun Fact: The fish smell comes from dried urine mixed with vag lube. It happens to women who have urinary tract problems. Some are worse than others.
Amazing
sex without eroticism
porn
now imagine if this was made by a israelite. would you still think it's "based"
Yes, I'm not a mentally ill stormhomosexual so I would still appreciate it.
no, I've been brainwashed by Cinemaphile's random board
honestly its kino i want to make films like this
For me? It's her dancing
Is it gay if they touch noses?
Unfathomably Basado
Brother, may I have a whiff?
I am downloading Salon Kitty as we speak
A man of taste
Ken Adam said that Tinto was one of the best and nicest directors he ever worked with, and Salon Kitty helped him to overcome his nervous breakdown after working with Kubrick in Barry Lyndon
I don't care for him because his name sounds like he should be Herb Alpert and Herb Alpert should be the director
Are they good, you know, to actually watch and not fast-forward to lewds?
tinto kinos must be marathoned start to finish
Some of his movies are indeed excellent, especially the ones from the 1970s to the early 90s.
Just edge through it. Paprika is amazing.
In all interviews he seem like an affable, decent guy and none of the actresses he worked with ever said anything negative about him...
Oops sorry I deleted my post, originally I posted:
Was Tinto actually really charming or did he only manage to pull off groping a bunch of hot women because he was an influential filmmaker?
And if Tinto did manage to pull it off through charm then I want to learn his ways. Based on seeing photos of him I would guess that it is probably just being extremely open and unashamed about sexuality.
Speaking of perverted foreign films, when I was a kid at the video store I always saw this VHS of some cute asian weather reporter girl that looked like porn but it wasn't, there was panty shots all over the cover. Late 90s early 2000s
Anyone know what the frick that might have been? because searching asian weathergirl now just leads me to JAVs where they get timestopped and fricked or pissed on while presenting the news rather than what I'm actually looking for.
Weather Woman. There's also a sequel.
I can't fricking believe it, all these years and it was that simple of a name. Thank you dude, you just brought me a lot of joy.
My pleasure weatherbro. Kei Mizutani was in a ton of these softcore late 90s Japanese flicks (Terminator, Sumo Vixens, The Ladies Phone Club, Tokyo Decaneron), and I was a horny kid with access to my mom's video store rental account
Terminatrix
fricking phoneposting
My friend, I will not lie to you, after all these years of trying to find it I will probably coom to this harder than anything I've coomed to in my whole life, no matter how tameit is, simply because I've had a mental image of it that's lasted me from childhood to adulthood.
>mom's video store
So free vidya and vhs rentals? Jealous as frick
I don't blame you anon, you probably tried every single variation of
>weather asiatic
>weather nip
>weather slant
you could think of, which frankly should have been the real title
not related but this reminds me of naked news, the reporter just keep talking and talking while she slowly strips until she's completely naked.
kid-me lost a galleon of cum to those videos.
In Australia we had that on SBS, it would air at like 11pm and SBS had bad reception, so you'd stay up late fricking with the antenna as a horny kid just to catch a glimpse of booba.
Speaking of perv films can anyone help me find one I can barely remember. I don't know if it was on an English channel or one of those Mexican Spanish channels but it was a horror movie about a guy who kills women or other people but I remember a shot that shows a womans legs in profile as she is bent over a table and I think he's wearing jeans and also I profile and just presses against her body (implying penetration or rape). I think it cut away right after that because it was on TV. Very dark night time scenes and I'm not sure if he was wearing a wolf mask or if my memories are mixed up. Late 70s or early 80s film by the look of it.
>JAVs where they get timestopped and fricked or pissed on while presenting the news rather than what I'm actually looking for.
Man I didnt even know this was a thing.. Japan wins again
Tinto Brass was the king of italian softcore
Mario Salieri was the king of italian hardcore
Watched Paprika the other day with my gf. It was fun.
In Quattro he filmed a scene with a troon. Very explicit, btw.
https://lawsuit.org/general-law/republicans-have-an-obsession-with-transgender-pornography/
>tfw Italian gf who pretty much looks like her
he's just a pretentious porn director, in my country we had a wave of these shits
en voilà un beau gros cul de femme
Yoyveymade this thread dozens of times in the last week's, homosexual. Stop it already and fap to your Italian boomer softcore crap in private.
Her face looks like 30 years old
Who is she?
the US was doing experiments with liberalized sex industry policies and porn legislation. it turns out a lot of it was an extremely bad idea and it's better if there is a certain amount of social censure involved with prostitution and child sexualization even if there are technically no crimes being committed. turns out anything that addictive can escalate and create at least gambling-industry-level social problems.
contemplate
Do any one them have real penises?
I watched Cosi Fan Tutte and the shiny dildos bothered me.
Tinto Brapp
Unironically 10/10 kinos and my first introduction to porn. They would show softcore porn movies on tv after midnight sometimes so I got to watch a few in my early teens before I had a pc and internet. I remember there was one with a magic remote that made people frick like rabbits. That one got me super horny and I still sometimes think about magic remote scenario and apply it to other fantasies.
how old are you granpa
Imagine the smell.