Whats a conceivable way these two could actually score with chicks?
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Whats a conceivable way these two could actually score with chicks?
Whats a conceivable way these two could actually score with chicks?
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Confidence
I wish I knew.
Beavis and Butthead are extremely passive characters when it comes to actually making effort. This is antithetical to getting laid
There was an episode where they met girls who liked them at a concert. The girls told them to get tickets. Did they even try to get tickets? No, they just complained and said “this sucks.”
There only hope is to find some wasted hooker/white trashy who lets them score without putting in any resistance, because even the most mild will wienerblock them
They become Janitors at an elementary school and bang the kids in the bathroom while eating stolen cafeteria lunch nachos.
if they meet up with these two girls again
they both get sent to an erotic fantasy world where all the monsters are hot girls that are corrupted by lust they'll still somehow fail to score
they meet two chicks as dumb as them
They need to learn how to be sensitive
Escort service. It worked for Carl.
Of course it would have to be with a cheap middle-aged trailer queen (like Beavis' mom)
>Carl
Forgot pic
Or maybe a streetwalker would be better
>they wander into a shriners hospital
>sex
>wander out
Scoring for them is like Sylvester eating Tweety. It's the motivation that drives the whole cartoon. To finally achieve it would make their adventures less important.
>Beavis and Butt-Head are looking for, I don't know, beer or something
>police sirens
>a disheveled man runs up to them and says, "Hold my crack! I'll be back!"
>police sirens fade
>"Whoa, we've got crack! This is cool!"
>a nearby prostitute overhears
>"You boys wanna have some fun? I'll trade you for that crack."
>and then Beavis and Butt-Head had sex with a crackprostitute
>Beavis and Butt-Head fight over who will have sex with the crack prostitute first
>She steals the crack and walks off
Lol lmao they still don't score
Roofies.
butt-head straight up called someone an butthole in the new episode today and beavis was shocked
>older couple in neighborhood mistake them again for responsible young men
>want them to babysit loose 10yo
>gangbang
>girl becomes mute and parents praise them for straightening the girl out
"We definitely straightened her out sir. Ehuhuhhuhuhu Huhuhuhe
"Yeah right on the couch."
Beavis and Butthead encounter their female counterparts. Butthead fricks the girls' Beavis and Beavis gets fricked by the girl's Butthead.
>Both Beavis and Butthead want to score with Girl Beavis first
>Girl Beavis and Girl Butthead both want to score with Beavis first
>Arguments ensue between both pairs
>both Beavises are knocked unconscious
>neither Butthead actually knows how to do it and just stand there looking at each other
>"... This sucks."
Wouldn't be illegal to frick them? Aren't they moronic?
>caring about laws
Underage here.
No, because their existence is a joke. Wile E. Coyote cannot catch the roadrunner, or the show would not be able to continue.
By 'these two' do you mean their teenage versions specifically or any iteration? Their old counterparts in the current reboot are still socially moronic, but they're worldly enough to have obtained a driver's license and had the wherewithal to know they had to go to the DMV to get it unsuspended and their car out of impound. It should be reasonable that they'd figure out how to use their welfare money to pay prostitutes for sex. Though I'd think it'd be funny if they'd have gotten busted by undercover cops so much they'd assume every streetwalker is another catfishing operation.
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