What's a good movie to watch if your GF is coming over for the first time?

What's a good movie to watch if your GF is coming over for the first time?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do not give a shit what a woman wants. They're fricking mentally children.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      those really are some really nice breasts.

      This

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      This

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's right.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          ughh ok sorry uncle

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dr. Brule is right

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just follow Brules Rules

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's right. He's a 4/10 uncle and he would have b***hes all over his dick if he had a lot of money.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        We've got one toastie roastie over here

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ughh ok sorry uncle

        Why are you posting completely correct opinions from random guys on facebook?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he’s right

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        wienermongler's brother is right.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Woah dude where did you get this quote and picture of me??

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s why banging little girls is fine. It’s the equivalent of banging an adult

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t.has a meltdown when he sees a black person in a disney movie

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chuds ain’t gonna like this one

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chuds ain’t gonna like this one

        your low iq strawman doesn’t negate facts… facts that you didn’t deny…
        uh oh…

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dating a cute 8/10 Russian girl
      >She has the most moronic opinions about the most moronic subjects
      >tune her out 80% of the time but act like I’m listening
      >she says I’m a good listener
      Gigachad.apk

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        use her for comprehensible input and learn russian anon

        google stephen krashen and his method you are sitting on a gold mine

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Useless language.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey anon, thanks for the tip. I was learning a few sentences here and there but maybe you are right, I never thought about it like that. She’s total wifey material, 8/10 looks, a little goth, trad. She definitely has some mental issues so I hope that won’t bother me too much. Again, thanks for your insights anon, Godspeed.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey anon, thanks for the tip. I was learning a few sentences here and there but maybe you are right, I never thought about it like that. She’s total wifey material, 8/10 looks, a little goth, trad. She definitely has some mental issues so I hope that won’t bother me too much. Again, thanks for your insights anon, Godspeed.

          Also on a /kino/ note; she made me watch Brat and Brat 2, Russian movies. Apparently GTA IV (the best GTA game) was inspired by Brat 2

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You guys should watch ДMБ, Cтpaнa OЗ and Изoбpaжaя Жepтвy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Has to date a fricking slavoid prostitute who was probably a cam girl
        >gigachad
        Gigachads date white people

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Russians are white, just like the Chinese and the anglos and Germans and even albino africans. Unfortunately for them none of these people will ever be European

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure thing, Chaim.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              funny story about israelites, they’re mongolturks just like rusanglogermcucks and also will never be European

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing, Chaim.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit, after all these years you're still trying to make that a meme.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a female with white skin, thin body, blonde hair, feminine acts and european facial features
          >no this isn't a white human
          haha ok incel

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >on Cinemaphile
      >thinks he can call someone children
      Get help.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thinks everyone on the website is under 18
        lol. lmao. also
        >imagine larping an adult on a website for children by your own words

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they fricking mentally children? Why do you only know female pedophiles?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incel moment.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I can't get a gf. Women are morons and shit judges of character. They cannot recognize my greatness.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      daring today aren't we

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically this. She only watches Disney movies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bros, WTF?? I'm in love.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you really think some broad will know what the greatest story never told is actually about? She’ll just think it’s some generic WW2 doc and nod along to encourage you without researching it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sir

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fippy bippy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      says a guy throwing a tantrum at sex or nudity in a movie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      april 14th 2019 I beat the shit out of my gf, best day of my life.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    those really are some really nice breasts.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has her breasts out.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No shit sherlock, how the frick did you crack the case on this one?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm saying she's a fricking bawd and has no right to judge you to have fun without her if she clearly has intentions of having fun without you.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If a woman has a neutral expression be afraid

    No.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pulp Fiction

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >and her face looks like this
    She has a face? Sorry, didn't notice.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how it's normalized among normies that your gf/wife is not your supportive loving partner in life but some bully you have to be afraid of at all times.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's truly fricking pathetic, isn't it? I've grown really pessimistic about the dynamic between men and women.

      It's become clear it doesn't work beyond the natural will to reproduction. Like in True Detective.

      >Men and women, it's not supposed to work beyond making children.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are the roles of fathers for other animal species? Should human father stick around for the growth and development of their children? Have we built our S O C I E T Y around that concept? Or should men just stick it anywhere we can?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It works when you're not brainwashed by certain noses (I of course mean this is in a Pinocchio context DUH)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm becoming more increasingly convinced of this as well. The norm is that most relationships deteriorate into some misery inducing arrangement that both people just keep perpetuating and trying to make work long after the music has stopped because neither wants to hurt the other person by being the first to break up or being alone is scarier than being unhappy in a relationship.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Congratulations, you've discovered the perennial truth of the cosmic conflict of the masculine and feminine principles. One of the most fundamental and basic truths taught by every secret society on the planet.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My gf isn't like that. Not yet anyway. It's only been 9 months.
      My best friend on the other hand hates my gf and refuses to talk to me now until I dump her. Which really hurts inside. I miss her every day.
      I like my gf but I can't say the n word with her like I can with my friend.
      I don't feel myself getting married to my gf and she's so loving toward me I don't know how to bring it up because I don't want to break up but I don't want to waste her time. .the guilt is overwhelming.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        is your friend hot?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but she is married and I don't see her like that. I don't see her at all, actually. We're only friends online so I hear her voice and like 2 or 3 Snapchat a year. We mostly play vidya together and talk about how annoying homosexuals trannies and pakis are.

          Nice blog homosexual why does your friend hate your gf hmmmm

          Because she has like 5 mental illnesses and my friend and I always made fun of people like that in the past.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            have you seen your mate's tittles before?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hold the phone, the person you describe as your best friend is a married woman who you don't even know in real life?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.
              Do you physically touch your best friend often?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No but we see each other in person frequently and do things.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                A hand shake at the end of every golf round. Fist bump on the bench after a nice hockey play. A man hug hello if I haven’t seen them for 6+ months.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only kissing

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            What a moron

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The absolute state

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            This most be the lowest T post i’ve ever seen….
            > my best friends is a URL married women whom i don’t actually speak with
            > I might dump my IRL girlfriend because my video game friend won’t “type” with me any more

            homie you gotta be 18+ to post here. The URL female is upset you are giving time and attention to another women so she’s forcing you to dump her. You have real human contact and hopefully pussy. What you should be doing is stop playing video games, you’re not a child, and ditch that married prostitute.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              We voice chat not type.
              I don't want to stop playing video games.
              And she already ditched me and said she won't come back unless I leave my gf because she knows I can do better.
              Even though I'm repulsive permavirgin trash and this is the best I'll ever get.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                > Doesn’t want to grow up
                > Doesn’t under how women manipulate
                > Doesn’t have any sense of self esteem
                > Doesn’t understand why his life his shit

                Make the changes my dude

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                me when i’m a girl who makes greentext strawman to criticize men online
                you go girl! tell that incel what to do

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reddit spacing
                >phoneposting capitalization
                go back and kys

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                b***h is gaslighting u what the frick.

                Tip: nobody gives a shit if you are dating a girl unless she's truly a b***h or bad for you.

                You said your gf is chill and no issues so stop thinking like a moron and stay with her. Your dumbass might not ever get pussy again because you TRULY sound moronic. So if you even remotely find your current gf hot just stay with her cause God knows how you got her in the first place. Also ditch that married b***h cause ur gf will break up with you if she ever hears from her anyway! That b***h is trying to ruin your life and she's some ugly married hoe

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice blog homosexual why does your friend hate your gf hmmmm

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          because anon becomes a boring lapdog who won't say the N word when she's around.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ask your friend if she'll date you after you break up with your gf. If yes, do it and be happy.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't want to date my friend. I just want to hang out on discord with her and play RTS games and complain about homosexuals all day.

          have you seen your mate's tittles before?

          No. Well with clothes yeah. They're the same size as my gfs breasts, both like E cup.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >both like E cup
            Anon... you can do better than these fatties.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >settling for a BPD Fatt
            You are the problem OP.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't want to date my friend. I just want to hang out on discord with her and play RTS games and complain about homosexuals all day.
            that's the gayest thing I've read on here all day and I'm coming here straight from a star wars thread

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        something to learn: if someone isn’t giving you head, giving you money, or giving you a place to stay, their opinions should mean dick

        Hold the phone, the person you describe as your best friend is a married woman who you don't even know in real life?

        relationships in 2024:

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay what if they're giving you a fun time to spend with them.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Internet people aren't real. You might as well tell a chat bot to take on the personality of a women with right wing views and talk to that while you play games

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My gf isn't like that. Not yet anyway. It's only been 9 months.

        You have three to six months left before she turns cold and b***hy on you.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve only ever dated one girl when we were both seniors in high school and she thought light racism towards blacks was funny and even jokingly said Black person a few times

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I like my gf but I can't say the n word with her
        you cant call Black folk Black person around your white girlfriend?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >My best friend on the other hand hates my gf and refuses to talk to me now until I dump her. Which really hurts inside. I miss her every day.
        She jelly.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        call her a Black person. if she laughs then you will want to stay. if she leaves then you get to be gay with your bff again.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      feminism and anti natalism are two sides of the same coin

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That and they've also normalized the idea that your gf is supposed to be an absolute nightmare that you just have to deal with every day

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        it’s all about hoeflation
        make women worse and make men think it’s ok

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate my wife!
      thank boomers for that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's kind of a boomer viewpoint. Which comes from the whole
      >men always talk like x and women talk like y
      If you want women to be better hold them to a better standard in your relationship. If you treat them like children who can't communicate right, they won't. I always insisted my wife communicate with me properly, and its the only way I'd put up with her. I dont play these guessing games. I'm gonna teach our kids the same. Speak or hold your peace. Don't get mad because you wanna cryptic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. I've watched my friends marry and impregnate grumpy c**ts over the last decade and it's obvious from the get go that is what they wanted. It's just what you're supposed to do. Now they act like I'm some kind of manchild because my wife isn't a wet blanket like theirs.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's less what they wanted and more they're not capable of getting anymore. The real redpill is discovering a substantial number of people are not actually deserving of genuine love.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Personality traits are genetic, so someone could just be an butthole because they were literally born like that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve been with my gf for years and she’s exactly like this. My mom and dad are like this. Fricking women.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love L’Jarius Sneed. Dude got absolutely snubbed in the Pro Bowl but he’s got All-Pro locked up

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      haha the old ball and chain amirite guys haha please laugh haha my wife makes fun of me and emasculates me haha

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine not understanding memes and humor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have never been anything else. Even in ancient hypermasculine societies, men would more often than not bow to the wishes of their wives rather than be their overlords who slap them for raising so much as their voices, as the chud power fantasies would have you believe.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. Feminism is a huge lie, the "patriarchy" was never real. Women always had a lot of power and influence in the home and husbands often had to compromise and make concessions to keep her happy.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Men rule outside, women rule inside."

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. Feminism is a huge lie, the "patriarchy" was never real. Women always had a lot of power and influence in the home and husbands often had to compromise and make concessions to keep her happy.

        "Men rule outside, women rule inside."

        Manbros... are we all slaves to labia?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          context?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          she's hot

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Always have been. I feel like the moment you bond yourself to one particular woman and make yourself vulnerable to her for the sake of sexual union, all your masculine power becomes null. And she knows it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pericles used to joke that his son was the most powerful man in Athens, because he did as his wife said, and his wife did as their son said.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you live together with someone you will get mad at each other, if you can't handle this fact, relationships are not for you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      those are codependent thinkers, and its obvious from the first few dates with them that they're not worth hanging around.
      just move on and find someone that is basically a roomate with a vegana. Interdepedancy is best.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love is war bruv

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >supportive loving partner in life
      >bully you have to be afraid of at all times.
      These are not mutually exclusive.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      True Patrician taste.

      https://i.imgur.com/J1wcB1e.jpg

      What's a good movie to watch if your GF is coming over for the first time?

      In all seriousness
      >A Walk to Remember

  9. 5 months ago
    Jet Failson

    God I love big naturals

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love women so much it's unreal

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paddington

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show me the breasts

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movies I enjoy watching with girls:

    The Loved Ones
    The Descent

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to put on horror movies, it sets the mood and opens the opportunities for lots of innuendos and flirting.
    >if I was a serial killer, the first thing I’d take are your eyes so you’ll always be looking at me
    >speaking of hangings… I know a few bondage knots 😉
    >unlike these sods I’d make you happy if you were locked in my basement
    >what a waste of good meat amirite?
    >you know, your lips taste better than the finest cuts

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a Don Juan my friend. Post a picture of the type of women that like watching horror movies with you

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They’re usually tiny mexican girls

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      A friend of mine was telling me she kept cuddling up to a guy while they were watching a horror movie bc she was scared. She also said she didn't like the guy and she hated doing it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >she also totally hated the guy and didn't even like doing it
        I don't know how to break this to you, but that part was just for your benefit

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try this face on me.
    I grew up with single mother, I have immunity against this shit.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Salo
    Boku no Pico

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would superman be sad

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A travel show allows for open ended directed informative conversation
    If she's an art hoe The Umbrellas of Cherboug

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think she liked Cara eating out her butthole or she pretended because of income disparity?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    who dat

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what if she tells me to go kill that bum
    and what if she is a microwave

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    martyrs 2008

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch "Das Boot" with her, or if she has already seen it either "Time Cop" or "Double Team"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know you are just having fun. But I did this with das boot. She fell asleep on my lap. I'm single now.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Try to pull out your penis next time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      women do not appreciate boatkino

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's already your gf even though she has never been at your place? how does that happen?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      > it’s only been 9 months

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LISTEN TO WOMEN!
    >Btw, don't listne to women jk lol!

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on her taste, sensibilities, etc., but I think you can't with films like Fargo, The Night of the Hunter or Sunset Boulevard.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she's "coming over for the first time", she's probably not your girlfriend, buddy.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Face? What face?

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    martyrs

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It Follows

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't listen to these permavirgins, just pick a random movie starring a hot guy and a hot chick that is the same skin colour as you and your gf and you are set, it is THAT easy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how many new movies qualify

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        any if they fit that criteria. she is a woman she doesnt care about kino. you sound like you want a boyfriend

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          there are women who can appreciate kino
          you just have to be smart and hot enough for them to be able to listen to you explain things

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what women think matters
    it really doesn't

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Master and Commander

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      would marry that elf thot

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      disgusting knife ear got what it deserved

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >disgusting overly-detailed tumblr nose
      HATE

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >posts anime

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And it doesn't show a gigantic, bright red, overly detailed buttfrick ugly tumblr nose. Your point?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Your point?
            It's a different type of shit with its own red flags.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      And you want to make self-pitying posts about it on Cinemaphile, on Cinemaphile of all places? Life is so beautiful, so miraculous and wonderful, full of possibilities, and you boil it down to having a gf. Do other things and let life take care of the rest in the process.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Do other things and let life take care of the rest in the process.
        That's pretty much how I became a kissless virgin

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's like telling guy on wheelchair that life is much more than walking.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    uhhh....if my gf looked like that im not leaving the house. im staying in and fricking her all night, hopefully impregnating her

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bro women being hard to deal with is modern bro
    3500 years ago Moses wrote that women were difficult to deal with

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will go have fun and you can't do anything about it lol.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay
      >leaves you

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        And thats supposed to be a loss? A girl who supposedly cares about you leaves you for going to have fun? Good riddance

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >okay
          >every woman leaves you
          >you have a nice day

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't give a frick. I have no wordly attachments.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if your girlfriend is an awkward b***h why is she your girlfriend? go find a girlfriend who isn't one.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go find a girlfriend who isn't one.
      Well that's the trick, isn't it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its hard to find one who isnt because like anons have already mentioned, they're just expected to be social morons that you just deal with

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gf
    >Hasn't been to your house yet

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's when you beat her

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mentally ill
    >don't want relationships or physical intimacy
    I was truly spared hell by the lord himself

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're just a child

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy your divorce payments or whatever

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before Sunrise

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Horrible choice unless you want to implant the idea that she should just change her life for any random stranger she finds cute.

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    women don't want you to have fun

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You might say this in jest but its unironically true. A year ago I was seeing this girl who post about 20 stories on her ig a day and go out every weekend with her roommates. If I were to do the same even once, she would immediately wonder "Why did you post that story of you lifting? Who are you going to see tonight?" It was absolute aids

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >friend is living with another friend and his wife
      >when we do stuff on the weekend or whatever everyone comes over there to hang out
      >for the first twoish years since our friend moved in we would never see the married one at his own fricking house because she would keep him in the bedroom watching shit with her
      >every now and again he'd come out into the kitchen where we were getting drunk and having fun only to be texted to come back
      She seems to have "allowed" him to be around us much more within the last 3-4 months ever since it was less of a sausage fest but she's always present and often in a trash mood

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she's acting like a b***h like this, all the more reason to show her her c**ty attitude isn't going to stop you from doing what you want.

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about the opinions of women. And before anyone insults me, yes, I'm fat, a virgin, balding, haven't even kissed a girl, and a neet. But I'm a nice guy who has never been appreciated like many anons in this thread.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But I'm a nice guy who has never been appreciated
      Yes, women are prostitutes and you're the beautiful snowflake waiting to be discovered.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct. Women, (or prostitutes as I like to call them) need to understand that we anons are a diamond in the rough and if they just give us a chance we might finally go and take care of our selves.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey anons, I met a western trad girl 11 years ago and put a ring on her. Now I have a 7 year old boy that thinks I'm the coolest shit ever.
    Him and I celebrated him getting a perfect score on his math quiz this week with pizza and letting him watch his first R rated movie, Robocop.
    Now he is making a Robocop costume out of cardboard.
    Thats all.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds lovely anon
      Where is she in the picture

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Making sure the house is clean and the meals are prepped. She only watches Golden Era films.

        and you're still on Cinemaphile

        picrel

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      and you're still on Cinemaphile

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice larp, bro.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you. I hope your wife gets raped by a Black person and your son is murdered by one.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT incels celebrating anons incapable of building a lasting relationship

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If she tells you to go "have fun" and her face look like this...do not go to have fun
    Why not? The frick Stacy gone do?

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ayy yo put your breasts away b***h we in public

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    My friend has an asian wife and she has no job, does nothing but whine at him and act bratty, is obsessed with instagram, gucci handbags, materialistic tripe and wants to get lip fillers ASAP and bog out despite being married and having no need to. She also gets drunk and acts like a typical roastie saying she wants to go the the club and sniff cocaine. Asian women arent all the trad angels that yellow-fever gays make them out to be. She is from a very 'traditional' asian country too.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He shouldn’t have brought her back to the states.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was like that way before coming to a western country. All of her friends are the same.

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i miss her so much bros

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Troy

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    First date: You tell her what she wants to hear
    Second date: You scare the hoes
    Third date: You pretend to listen to her to frick her.
    Works 80% of the time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You scare the hoes
      what the frick does this even mean?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its the implication.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should a little bit of your powerlevel.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sex on a third date
      If she doesn't put out by the second date I'm out

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sex on a third date
      If she doesn't put out by the second date I'm out

      If a girl tries to have sex with me and doesn't save herself for marriage I'm out.

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What you do is pop on Beserk but only say its like anime Game of Thrones kino ensues at the eclipse.

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, pic related. Have a good night, anon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I took a girl to the first Puss in Boots but it was actually filled with kids so we actually sat there and watched a children's movie.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But when did you actually go, anon? You should've gone to a (late) evening screening.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I fricking HATE pixar cancer. I can't stand it, and I'd rather be alone and jerk off than have to suffer through that shit just for possible pussy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hmmm, fair enough. What about pic related then? It's light hearted fun and a bit 'modern'.

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I be looking at her FACE?

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    when you dont have a gf you can watch whatever you want

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ashley benson got gaped by Cara delavegana

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a beta male image

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why was this deleted

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's racist, it's never okay, not even as a joke to claim Hitler was a good person
      He killed 6 million innocent israelites

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Salty, shitty mods who can't take a single interesting discussion. Like the synecdoche made me consider suicide thread. Outrageously pathetic to delete a thread where someone semi calls out for help

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. I'm not a mind reader, and I'm not going to pretend to understand women's emotions. They change constantly. Mature adults use their words.

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    Bros, WTF?? I'm in love.

    what is going on? anon, what are you doing?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chatting up Stacey the Hitler fan and blowing my chance tbh

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's shit

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like watching films with my girlfriend that include graphic sex scenes, it always gets her horny as frick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It did with my gf too but only if there was a romantic setup. She was really, really invested when characters were talking about their emotions and shit, the actual sex part was the tipping point then, when she took my hand into her pants to finger her.

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would this random prostitute tell me to have fun? Why should I give a frick what she thinks if I do or don't have fun? Why should I listen to her?

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no sauce

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ashley Benson moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't look her up, trust me

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