What's a poorly reviewed movie you tried to give a fair chance to, only to find out it was rightfully labelled as shit?
>pic related tried to watch recently
>figured it was probably hated more for the overblown expectations of Frank Miller after Sin City
>turned out to be a degree of awful I could hardly comprehend
>didn't last more than 20 minutes
What's yours?
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>Eva MANdes
Um...?
Frick you I liked it.
I've been able to develop a minor appreciation of the Sin City movies, but The Spirit is irredeemable shit.
the first one is certified kino tho
False. Only Marv's story is kino, the rest is terrible.
Movies I heard sucked but then Cinemaphile said they were actually good so I watched them and they sucked:
>Waterworld
>Kingdom of Heaven DC
>Macgruber
there are more but these stand out
of Heaven DC
Yeah this one is still trash. Could never tell if saying it was good was just an epic troll or what.
I was planning on watching KOH DC because I heard the same thing. Good to know I dont need to waste my time.
KOH is worth a watch if only for Nortons acting, scotts photography and the setting
Holy FRICK you're stupid
I can see not liking MacGruber as a matter of taste, but the other two are objectively great and you're objectively a moron
>The black hole of charisma known as Kevin Costner acting bored and drinking his own piss for 2 hours while on a boat in the middle of the ocean.
Great movie you got there chud
>chud
know how I know you're a gay?
Your dad told you in detail how I fricked him in the ass until cumming inside while kissing him on the lips last night.
>gets called a gay
>describes himself doing gay shit in explicit detail
I mean, that'll do the job too
I know, just ask your dad
I like this movie. I remember seeing it in the theater and afterwards telling the friends I saw it with that I really liked it, and they looked at me like I was moronic and then said they didn't like it. I'll never understand what's wrong with it.
It points out that Nazis were Ashkenazi israelites.
Why are the posters so bad?
Every Zack Snyder movie
imagine getting filtered by the fricking Spirit, lmao
it's basically the Sin City Batman & Robin
I enjoyed The Spirit.
>Kingdom of Heaven DC
dont watch this if youre a woman, you wouldnt get it.
OP is an npc cretin, The Spirit was kino.
Scarlett looked gorgeous
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
Beowulf (1999)
Gigli
Max Payne
Doom
The Apple
Star Wars VIII (poorly reviewed by anons)
Virus
>Eva Mandes
Couldn't even get her name right.
Kys immediately. Spirit is awesome and everyone involved clearly had fun filming it. It's full of soul.
>clearly had fun filming it
This is soi for "it's shit"
Cope harder. No wonder you know so much in onions homosexual
My friends gave me shit for a year for dragging them to this
I thought it’d be Sin City
I was lied to about Daredevil Director's Cut. It's still a piece of shit.
> A perfect ass
>My city screams
That's it, that's all I remember.
Spawn. I was hoping it would be campy like the Ghost Rider movie, but it was just bad. The rules and motivations don't make sense, the acting is bad, it's really fricking boring, and the cgi is horrendous. There are zero tolerable scenes in that movie.
I gave Carrie (2013) a shot but it’s just a weak remake of the original
Sim City 2 A Dame To Kill For
AKA: What if we copy paste the first one but take away the soul and add more boredom
Hibou, french movie
Perfectly describes my reaction to this overstylized piece of shit
Makes no fricking sense with source material this silly it was presented as a another gritty noir action thriller by Frank Miller. Definitely one of Samuel Jackson's worst role in decades
>didn't last more than 20 minutes
You missed out on nazi Samuel L. Jackson
It has great dialogue. You can’t help but appreciate it.
>You was dead. Dead…. as Star Trek.