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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feel good fun

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kino of the highest order

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    surprisingly good movie thats more than just fat jokes, the hospital scene still breaks me everytime

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this made millennials cum and shit their diapers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was hot as frick in this movie but for some reason I always thought this outfit wasn’t very flattering on her

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    feminist woke slop
    the entire thing doesn't even make sense
    Why the frick was Maurice not seen as some hideous ogre by Hal?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      comfy movie

      he wasn't a bad person

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he wasn't a bad person
        he sounded like your typical lookism incel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fricking shit are you that insane?
        He was an utter fricking scumbag
        Like yeah, 40 year old incel, reminds you of yourself or something? He was the fricking reason Hal was so fricked up to begin with

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he admits he did it out of envy and redeems himself at the end. he wasn't a worse person than hal was

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fricking shit are you that insane?
      He was an utter fricking scumbag
      Like yeah, 40 year old incel, reminds you of yourself or something? He was the fricking reason Hal was so fricked up to begin with

      I think people he knew already didn’t change. Probably was never explained but that was the most logical thing or else Hal would have probably been hospitalized for schizophrenia the first day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I think people he knew already didn’t change. Probably was never explained but that was the most logical thing or else Hal would have probably been hospitalized for schizophrenia the first day

      It's explained that way in the movie. It only works on people he's never met. They make it a big deal when the spell breaks and he realizes he can't be tricked into seeing goop lady as thin again

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could the film work if the genders swapped ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      king of queens

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to have sex with fat suit Gwyneth Paltrow

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gave me a Goop fetish

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There exist this quasi-mystic understanding in the west (maybe it is also a thing in non-western cultures, don't really know..).
    In essence, it's the belief that all people are inheritable equal in a very real way and not just in a religious/spiritual fashion. So to counter-attack positive traits, bad traits (hidden ofc) must exist, and vice versa for bad traits.
    So a beautiful woman has to be stupid or mean, or any combination of these or other "bad" traits.
    The chubby ugly guy, has to be sweet, funny or smart. etc. you get the picture.

    There is nothing to support this in real life, actually the opposite tend to be the case, IQ correlate with height, facial symmetry (a measurable proxy for beauty) correlate with IQ - and in turn height. The average height, IQ and facial symmetry of ppl in prison (proxy for "not nice" ppl) tend to be a lot lower than the average.

    This "philosophy" of real-tangible-equality between people is so embedded in this entire movie, it's like the propaganda piece, the poster child of a weird spiritual modern belief, like karma or reincarnation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're looking too far into it.
      Your average romcom has the basic format of "they're perfect for each other BUT"
      and the gimmick here is that the chick is obese.
      What you're referring to is the subversions of certain stock characters becoming stock themselves.
      Nice and Pretty Girl becomes Pretty Girl, but actually Mean b***h.
      Ugly Bad Guy becomes Ugly, but with a Heart of Gold.
      I doubt the supposed quasi-mystic belief you're describing exists in anything but the most sheltered upper classes.
      If you've ever seen manual laborers, you probably know that many of them look like their grandma was some sort of goblin.
      The halo effect however is very real, no matter how many times kids are taught that appearances can be deceiving.
      Treat people by the content of their character instead of their appearance. What more do you want?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this b***h was supposed to be superior to Kate Blanchett, at the time. iirc from my faint memory Blanchett was Gwyneth Paltrow at home version.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but Gwyneth is really hotter than Kate tho.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    made me hate fat people even more
    liked the idea of hypnotism and wonder why if it could work like that why dont people get hypno'd into quitting drugs or make people learn things that cant focus

    in school a hypno guy came and some fo the kids got hypno'd into being animals, i know not every person can be hypno'd but its seems like its a thing that works/
    i assume it only works on weak minded people

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    broken chairs and dudes with tails

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just have no standards bro
    >being fat is healthy!

    Weird message

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's aight

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >300 pounds used to be comically fat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of manlet do you have to be to look like that at 300? I get women being that big at that weight, but for a man!?

      Any guy below 5.10 must really have a shit life.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those people are 600+ from the TLC show my 600lbs life. That is the new normal

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good OSTs.

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