What's an acceptable amount of butter to dispense from your cinema's butter fountain?
I usually hold it for 10 seconds but I feel that it's a little too much
What's an acceptable amount of butter to dispense from your cinema's butter fountain?
What's an acceptable amount of butter to dispense from your cinema's butter fountain?
I usually hold it for 10 seconds but I feel that it's a little too much
>popcorn topping
>americans can legally call the petroleum sub product butter
Lol;
That ain't butter. That's butter-flavored oil, and it's why Americans have asses big enough to land a 747 on.
That’s a big plane.
Looks like piss, also you're fingers are greasy
it smells like it too. fricking gross. i went to a kinoplex and the whole place smelled of it. walked right out of the place, went back home, fired up the RaspberryPi and watched Evil Dead Rise at home.
>I went out in public and the simple smell of popcorn overwhelmed me enough to immediately go back inside
Not the brag you think
what a flex
>it smells like it too. fricking gross. i went to a kinoplex and the whole place smelled of it. walked right out of the place, went back home, fired up the RaspberryPi and watched Evil Dead Rise at home.
that rancid butter sauce is sickening.
It ensures proper adhesion with the Canadian popcorn seasonings.
I can handle that, i used to sneak in celery salt, it's great. my girlfriend tried to get me to use some kind of ranch seasoning and i vomited lol but we got a refund.
I don't eat it but I like the smell
>popcorn topping
i just sneak in a little dixie cup and sip it.
The trick is to stick a straw into the popcorn and let the butter flavored oil flow through the straw to the bottom on the container, where it can bubble up through the popcorn, ensuring complete and even coverage throughout.
I think you meant to say don’t eat trash overpriced cinema food?
Clever
To improve on this, you could slowly raise the straw so the Popcorn Topping is distributed all through the popcorn vertically
Now were SMOKIN!
I don't know what that shit is but it isn't butter.
It's coconut oil at AMC. Some old-timey kinoplex's use real butter though.
LET 'EM SWIM
omg.... this is so hecking late stage capitalism
syke this dude rules
>NOOO YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE THE BEST OF YOUR JOB NOOO
I don't think anyone has a problem with the guy himself. Just that it was cynical and exploitative for the media and then the Oscars to treat him like a prizewinning poodle.
i'd probably tip him because he actually made it out of the popcorn mine bur didn't know what to do with his freedom
just like my chinese cartoon character!
I'd punch his lights out for fricking with my food. Get your head down and do the work you fat slob, I'm not here to watch your gay little magic show
>I'd punch his lights out for fricking with my food. Get your head down and do the work you fat slob, I'm not here to watch your gay little magic show
you think pushing a button to dispense oil is magic? lmao wtf?
This dude just need to be in neon fishnets, glow stick necklaces and wrist bands, and wearing just a thong while covered in oil and this would be kino.
Based but boss shekelburg probably fired him for this for wasting butter flavoring.
good workers don't get fired, he was probably docked pay or had a written warning unless he is an habitual line crosser. I do not know the rules of the popcorn business though. they are probably their own business inside a business or might even have a union behind them.
i tried that once but cut myself trying to slice the pads thin
>Americans have a butter fountain
honestly hell yeah I would.
The charges, officer?
>It's a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins and minerals. Everything the body needs.
why the frick do you need that on your popcorn, lardball?
I pour it until I'm worried the bottom is going to drip if I keep going
This is also an excellent strategy for serving alcohol to women.
Cinemaphile is pretty smart. why didn't it ever invent an edible popcorn bucket/bag?
BUTTER FOR THE BUTTER GOD, CURDS FOR THE CURD THRONE
no butter, its fricking crazy to eat butter with pop corn, i would vomit at the smell of yellow weird molten butter like that.
>What's an acceptable amount of butter to dispense from your cinema's butter fountain
Believe it or not, they don't have this outside of the US.
People don't expect butter on tap, it's not one of our staple foods.
>Europoors will never know the pleasure of filling a small cup with butter and dipping your popcorn in it as you enjoy the film
so sad
Yes, Americans really, and it's beautiful
5 pumps with the bucket halfway full, add 50g of popcorn salt, 5 pumps with bucket full, add 50g of popcorn salt. We don't have continuous butter delivery systems here.
Am i the only one who takes his own real butter to the cinema? Cant stand that fake shit and popcorn without butter is like a woman without pussy
I take two sticks of butter, one for each front pocket, and carefully massage them into the popcorn bucket. It's a very good system.
>popcorn topping leaked out of the popcorn vessel making it look like I pissed my cargo shorts again
lmaoing at all the turdworlders ITT who don't have freedoms or popcorn topping
Seething europoors can’t fathom such freedom
>popcorn topping huh