What's an appropriate amount of butter to disperse from your cinema's butter fountain?

What's an appropriate amount of butter to disperse from your cinema's butter fountain?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >butter

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >butter

      “Butter”

      morons

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amerimutt hands typed this post

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is an american board. Don't like it, frick off

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chinga tu madre, Anglo maricon de mierda.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I dont speak poverty, sorry.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >butter

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    “Butter”

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the complimentary chili fountain.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick, a chili fountain? That's disgusting, but can I put it on my popcorn? Just wondering.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never seen this at a movie theater. This is something I see at gas stations and 7-11s for putting on nachos and hot dogs.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      better with a side of mac

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh now that's just silly.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      better with a side of mac

      Do Americans really? No seriously, is this actually a thing or is it just a meme. It's bizarre.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually a thing. Not the Mac and Cheese one though.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mmm MM! you're making me hungry!

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least 5 ziploc bags worth, I like to dip my candy in it.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skip the popcorn and just pour me a pint of lard

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that one of the leading causes of botulism in the United States are the nozzles on gas station nacho machines

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you're arguing with an American, keep in mind this is what they consider a "gourmet" topping.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically way less bad for you than I would have thought

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Americans sound based

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bear in mind most people don't put the recommended serving sizer of 15g on top of their popcorn. It's closer to 45g.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Americans sound based

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? Who considers popcorn "gourmet"?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what poors think americans think. They have this warped sense of what America is like.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        But they sell gourmet popcorn. The ones with fancy cheese or chocolate toppings.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does this vile sauce always smell like rancid piss? is it just the kinoplex that I visit?

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no you can't just eat bean oil
    *shoves butter down a goose's throat for 6 months and eats its liver*
    Getting real sick of Europeans.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've once done an internship at a foie gras factory
      the smell was atrocious but the huge lab samples you could take out made me the defacto patriarch of my village for a couple of month

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    When half the bag is reacht
    The room you shalt leaveth
    Anoint again with the buttah
    All thoust dreams shall beth

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never can have enough liquid butter like product

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no chicken head
      and that is why AI will never have soul

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is it called popcorn topping? is it not just butter

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, its not legally butter.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    zero you disgusting amerilard

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone who still gives money to the hollyisraelite industrial complex deserves the rope

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would like some popcorn in my butter pl0x

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHY YES PLEASE POUR THE """"""BUTTER"""" PRODUCT ON MY 45 DOLLAR BUCKET OF SLOP
    >I WOULD ALSO LIKE A 15 GALLON COKE
    >OF COURSE MY GIRLFRIEND DOESNT HAVE A SLOW COOKED BRISKET IN HER PURSE

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