What's genuinely the scariest movie ever made? No bullshit answers

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's the ring

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im in my 40s now but when this came out it scared the shit out of me
      Legitimately traumatic
      I couldnt sleep with a tv screen in my room for years

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was a child when I watched it and even I wasn't even close to being that scared, pussy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same except I'm 31, not 40

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Noroi: The Curse

      This shit creeped me out

      these imo
      also REC

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      for sure a top 5

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Ring and other similar Japanese horror movies from those era were by far the scariest horror films.

      It had a mysterious otherworldly feeling to it, wasn't scared of being filled with nasty jumpscares so you were on edge at all times and they actually had pretty good stories and atmosphere as well.

      I wonder if we ever go back to that golden age of actual scary horror

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I found it scary when I watched it as a kid.
      Now I just want to frick Samara/Sadako.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Return to Oz

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Grifter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Delete this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You still see it too. Don't you?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hassan got his own film? Guess that $500 pizzas paid off

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you failed one of the simplest newbie litmus tests

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miss me with this shit homie.
      I thought I had forgotten but naw you came along and now it's in my head again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got a link for this on /b/ back in 2011...haven't slept well ever since

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      post magnet link

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it isnt real

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It Follows fricked me the first time I saw it. Didn't help that I had nightmares when I was a kid about the terminator slowly walking towards me to kill me, and my family would have to move and eventually he would catch up.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It Follows
      Sex havers need not apply

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine getting hung up on the sex thing. I totally forgot that was even how it spread. the spooky part is the monster itself

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          what was so spooky about the monster

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            he's tall

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            For me it's the fact that it always knows where you are and never stops. Sex having aspect aside I always thought that would be scary even when I was a kid

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >imagine getting hung up on the central plot point
          Ya crazy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The It Follows monster is pretty easy to beat as long as you have some money to afford travel expenses.
          >Fly to other side of the world
          >Wait a few months for the monster to walk half-way around the world to get you
          >Once it gets close, fly back to other side of world
          >Rinse and repeat

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'm pretty sure the monster doesn't "walk", it appears

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            how would you know when it's going to show up genius? it might show up one day earlier than you expect while you're asleep

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's on the plane

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            How does it get across the ocean? Swims of just walks in the seafloor? Or does it switch to a fish??

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            What if it teleports when it touches salt water? You don't know!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm pretty sure it can hitch a ride on a plane as well. The thing to keep in mind is that it's not some mindless automaton blindly marching towards the target, it's actually capable of thinking and could probably violate the "rules" any time it so desires. Personally, I'd say your best bet is to somehow frick/rape a rich and famous person and let them pour their resources into dealing with that shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, cool it. You're fine.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that scene where IT was disguised as that dude's mom
        >dies getting humped
        my fear was replaced with a fear boner

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For whatever reason the scene where they try to trap/kill the monster in the pool just totally ruined my immersion in the film. Kino up to that point though, and I think the idea of a monster that camouflages itself as random people is interesting.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scary Movie

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's actually scary is that not only did someone think making this was a good idea, but it also got funded.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will never understand how in the frick this shit got awards

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Chinks Have Eyes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Chinks Have Eyes
      barely

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noroi: The Curse

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lake Mungo

      the exorcist. no joking

      Patrician answers. May you all be smothered in breasts and riches.

      My vote really wants to go to Skinamarink, but hell no. This movie did so many goddamn things deliciously right, but in opposition; fricked just as many things up. So much potential. Frustrating.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >picrel is the scene from The Matrix
        That was pretty spooky as a 9 year old.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        agreed about skinamarink. the highlights for me were the pov scene with dad/mom sat on the bed and looping cartoon

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          These were really good yeah.

          Skinamarink cheats because the protagonists are children.

          Skinamarink cheats because the protagonists are children.

          Basically this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Skinamarink cheats because the protagonists are children.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Skinamarink stinks. It's like browsing Zillow.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boo! A Madea Halloween

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Vanishing the 80's one

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      scarily bad maybe
      ari aster is a hack

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is a contrarian Cinemaphile meme

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          and it's true

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a competently made movie and I don't understand the hate it gets for not being 10/10 perfection in a genre where people pride themselves on watching every 3/10 moronic budget movie with plastic skeletons on strings

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got less scary when I learned how nice the moronic girl's rack is.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You ever see the rack on that motivational speaker girl with the genetic disorder that makes her look all fricked up? (That's mean, but I don't know how better to describe her)
        Spoiler because she is scary looking.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          shieeet

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit, is that Mama?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Paizuri goblin

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus. What does she motivate people to do?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Combination of running away, and getting a confused boner.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >spoilered because she is scary looking
          I wasn't as prepared as I thought I was.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          God invented the paper bag for this very reason.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lizzie Velasquez
          I mean, honestly besides the disorder she looks decent

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've heard her boobs are real. I don't know what the basis for this is, but basically that she just naturally has highly fiberous breast tissue (the good kind of boobs), and because she has 0% body fat, and only weights like 60lbs they look massive on her.

            >besides the disorder that makes her look like a fallout ghoul she looks decent
            ... she does have a kind of endearing cuteness to her though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didnt get it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boomers made a deal with the devil to sell out the souls of their children for material riches.
        It's scary because it's true

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to snooze city

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I won't start a Midsommar debate but the opening scene of that movie was pretty fricking harrowing.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    life

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what uhh...
      what's going on here?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hot
        Qtd?

        It's from "The Candy Snatchers". Abductors bury girl (with air holes) while they wait for ransom money. it's low budget, but has it's moments.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot
      Qtd?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Q The Winged Serpent

    bricks will be shit

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lake Mungo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only good answer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people say this every thread? This movie was a fricking bore

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's how it all comes together at the end imo more than the scare. Even the sudden showing of the corpse being fished out the lake was worse.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The scene at the end, the cell phone footage I mean, Is really good, even ignoring the jump scare.
          In the theme of Alice being haunted by her own death, the thing I liked most about it wasn't actually Alice physically seeing the spectre of her own death, it was the dream/psychic stuff. The mom talking to the scam psychic about these dreams she's having of Alice standing at the foot of her bed, and then Alice talking about having those same dreams from the other perspective before she died. And then the last sessions being the mom no longer able to connect with or see Alice and they move out, but Alice's last session was that she was still there, and her mom couldn't tell she was there anymore.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >spoiler
            Yeah exactly. That shit was unnerving and it's not presented as some huge massive reveal with music or anything like that, it's left for the viewer to actually be paying attention to realize how they entwine.Then there's the idea of prophecy and inevitability, making one question whether it was an accident that was destined to happen or suicide because of what she'd seen and dreamt. It's both chilling and very sad.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah the psychic and weird time stuff (Alice and her mom seeing the same thing from different perspectives at their sessions, Alice seeing her own drowned corpse from the future) are the best parts of the movie.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >spoiler
              Yeah exactly. That shit was unnerving and it's not presented as some huge massive reveal with music or anything like that, it's left for the viewer to actually be paying attention to realize how they entwine.Then there's the idea of prophecy and inevitability, making one question whether it was an accident that was destined to happen or suicide because of what she'd seen and dreamt. It's both chilling and very sad.

              The scene at the end, the cell phone footage I mean, Is really good, even ignoring the jump scare.
              In the theme of Alice being haunted by her own death, the thing I liked most about it wasn't actually Alice physically seeing the spectre of her own death, it was the dream/psychic stuff. The mom talking to the scam psychic about these dreams she's having of Alice standing at the foot of her bed, and then Alice talking about having those same dreams from the other perspective before she died. And then the last sessions being the mom no longer able to connect with or see Alice and they move out, but Alice's last session was that she was still there, and her mom couldn't tell she was there anymore.

              My favorite part about Lake Mungo is the random nazi that shows up in one of the videos and is never addressed at all.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Supposed to be a joke about people wearing inappropriate costumes to parties apparently.
                Must've been a fun day on set kek. Also wonder if there are any other easter eggs hidden in the movie.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not an easter egg, but this is the last shot in the movie, in slow motion as it's showing a bunch of creepy pictures, like the actual Alice in the fake backyard ghost pic.
                I do not understand the importance of this video other than to just be creepy looking.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Atmospherelets aren't welcome around here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely has one of the spookiest scenes, and I find the whole atmosphere of the movie to be unsettling (but also weirdly comfy.)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dogshit waste of time movie about some gross prostitute

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. I watch a lot of horror including all the recommended ones and most verging on all of it rolls off like nothing or comes across as a lame waste of time. When I got to this one in my list of recommended horrors it was different though. Lake Mungo itself isn't chocked full of things that'll make you turn away from the screen or anything like that, but I think it's the most genuine experience to capture horror I've found in movies. The ending haunted me for days after watching it which was the first time a horror had that effect on me, and I was an adult in college by then. Spoiler: The concept of your own future dead body being the thing to come and take your life from you as a cosmic inevitability really struck me as such a unique way to approach a horror. It really gave me a sense of existential dread.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the exorcist. no joking

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk ju-on i saw it when i was i kid

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this Emiru?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard to be a God but Alexie German. I can’t event explain exactly what makes it so disturbing but it’s by far the most uncomfortable and creepy shit I’ve ever seen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dropped the movie after 1.5 hours, felt really exhausted and had no clue about what's going on

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people being boring and disgusting for 3 hours
      Frick that. German's early stuff is exponentially more interesting.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead man's letters, the eventual life experience in 10 years

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hellhouse LLC is the only horror movie that scared me as an adult so I would say that.
    If we talk about my childhood, the one that scared me the most was one about some family reunion in the middle of nowhere and then some aliens appeared and took everyone away, I don't know the name of the movie, but everytime I saw a red light in the dark I thought the aliens were coming for me...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >some family reunion in the middle of nowhere and then some aliens appeared and took everyone away
      was it Alien Abduction: Incident in Lake County

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Google tells me it might be.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Google tells me it might be.

        Either Alien Abduction or the movie it's a remake of, UFO Abduction/The McPherson Tape.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is that... a clown mannequin in a location different from where we put it?
      >Help me, Black personman!
      It spooked me a bit as well.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you seriously got scared of Hellhouse? The movies are boring as frick and paint by the numbers found footage, it doesnt do anything that isnt done way better in other movies. The whole series is moronic

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    any capeshit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      seconded

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Careful, this traumatized a generation in the early 2000's.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You might be joking but that jump scare makes the movie and legit creeped me out for months. Shame the rest of the movie does not really hold up.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I wasn't really joking. Maybe a little with the picture, but the statement is pretty much true.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What this from again?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The one about the video tape.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you think some cheeky janitor jizzed on that prop's mouth?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit creeped me out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The thought of aliens torturing me every night and then erasing my memories of it fricked me up when I was 13.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and then erasing my memories of it
        That's kind of nice of them though. No?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The body keeps the score.. when the boy grew up he wouldn't be able to make it and have a good life

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This movie is unintentionally hilarious. It's about a woman obsessively subjecting people to spine breaking injuries through hypnosis before finally breaking her own spine after leaving a trail of horror in her wake.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Typical woman.
        Especially typical woman therapist.
        >Go in a little depressed
        >come out with more manufactured trauma than 1 person could possibly have come by naturally
        Anything to keep people coming back I guess.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is unironically one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a heckin Asian girl? AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH I'M GOING INSAAAAAANE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asian girls are scary

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I also saw that video essay telling me this is supposed to be le scariest scene ever

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Video essays are for midwits, but this was indeed very scary

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not this scene that makes it scary. It's the idea of being immortal and alone that brings up a certain dread feeling.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is...is that a person...WALKING TOWARDS ME AND STUMBLING SLIGHTLY?? AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      only right answer ITT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If your movie doesn't have jumpscares, it's not scary. Simple as.
      What's the point of building up all that atmosphere and tension if you are never going to release it? It's exactly the equivalent of a joke without a punchline.

      I wasted two hours of my life watching expecting for the "SCARIEST" movie of all time and what I got was a miserable meandering piece of shit. Watch Noroi if decent jap horror is what you seek.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're absolutely correct. In fact I feel like "horror" movies without jumpscares are actually just parasites feeding off of the fact that other movies with jumpscares in them exist.

        People are only afraid of the tension in movies without jumpscares because a jumpscare could happen any time.

        In a universe where jumpscares didn't exist these horror movies would be extremely boring to the average person. Their only appeal is them teasing a jumpscare that never happens.

        Jumpscares are underappreciated in general.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I agree that the idea that jumpscares are underappreciated is true, and that people would miss them if they disappeared.
          But the idea that horror only comes from a potential jumpscare is just wrong.
          Case in point, the Zodiac scene where he kills the couple. The horror in that is because it makes you face that shit like that happens, and it could probably happen to you, or people you know and there's only so much you can do to prevent or avoid it.
          Horror is a broad spectrum which is one of the reasons the genre suck, because something like an action movie, MOST people can agree on what an enjoyable action setpiece is. But people think all kinds of different stuff is scary so it's hard to find a consensus outside of jumpscares that just startle anybody.
          I'm a bigger fan of existential dread content where the 'horror' is me dwelling on a movie for 2 weeks after watching it, but not everybody is.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      man pulse was terrible, i actually cannot believe its so highly regarded

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she le walked... towards le camera??
      no no no, this can't be real, this can't be happening bros!!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This scene is top tier but the movie overall sucks ass.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one I'm making about how I thought spanish women could be trusted

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone made a movie that feels like a normal movie in whatever unrelated genre and then you start to notice weird things but first think nothing of it and it gets weirder and weirder?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something Wild comes to mind, but that's just a thriller initially disguised as a romcom.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would say that could work wonders for someone that's been living under a rock and never heard of/seen Predator. It's literally a stock gung-ho action movie that gets kidnapped by a slasher movie a quarter through.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Audition, but it's hard to go in without knowing it's horror nowadays.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shaun of the Dead kinda fits that criteria.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That movie popped into my mind too. Maybe it's because I have been quoting it for most of my adult life though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not horror and someone will probably be mean to me for saying this, but you might enjoy the first few episodes of WandaVision.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry anon, I thought wanda vision was interesting too. Definitely one of the better new marvel shows/ movies

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wandavision is actually pretty decent. Of the handful of the marvel slop series, it's at least the most creative.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One Hour Photo

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a kid Fire in the Sky legitimately gave me nightmares and a permanent fear of ayy lmaos.

    Anytime I looked out my window at
    night and see a satellite or some weird lights, I would immediately close my eyes and hide under the covers.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how much for the doggo?

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is too much Skinamarink dick sucking in this thread. It's alright and has some good stuff, but sucks in too many ways for it to be considered good.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this thread made so much? Like every hour every day this exact thread is made.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up. That's why.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Almost as if Horror is a gay Reddit genre and it’s purposely spammed for demoralization. I certainly didn’t see this thread posted so much a few years ago. Curious!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          trips.
          Are you saying horror is the /gif/ BBC content of Cinemaphile

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            capeshit/wokeshit threads are the /gif/ BBC content of Cinemaphile

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because Emirugays are trying to force their autistic waifu onto the board. She's mentally challenged and constantly sounds like she's on the verge of crying. I'm not surprised desperate homosexuals cling onto that type of shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what do horror movie threads have to do with emiru and her abusive sexpest wop boyfriend that beats her

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I meant the “what’s the scariest movie ever” threads. Like every single hour and day they are posted, regardless of post count.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because horror is shit and everyone's desperate for something actually scary. It's such a neglected genre by people with talent

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          People like talking about horror and it's a good thread starter.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No bullshit answers
    I'm sure you've come to the right place sir.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like she has an incredible tummy

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find the Grudge (2004 series) terrifying. Sleep paralysis as a kid is pretty creepy and I use to see some creepy stuff under it. Sleeping on my back is a no go for me even now.

    You guys ever see this thing? He was walking in place for me around 10 ft away. I could have walked up to him but didn't.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I usually hallucinated bugs around me as I’m falling asleep. Sometimes it was a big spider on my pillow other times it was a swarm of big ants all over my room. The annoying thing about it was I eventually started to know they’re not real as it was happening and was trying to snap myself out of it, but it still visually looked 100% real. It used to happen almost every week when I was a teenager, nowadays it happens once a year max.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you aren't hallucinating and you just live in low income housing?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This guy just called

          I usually hallucinated bugs around me as I’m falling asleep. Sometimes it was a big spider on my pillow other times it was a swarm of big ants all over my room. The annoying thing about it was I eventually started to know they’re not real as it was happening and was trying to snap myself out of it, but it still visually looked 100% real. It used to happen almost every week when I was a teenager, nowadays it happens once a year max.

          a poorgay.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >would start falling asleep in class
        >jerk awake screaming because spiders were crawling up my leg
        >the one time a real spider was on me I failed to react and it was my brother pointing it out that made me take action
        >he looked at me like I was crazy when I explained I hallucinated spiders when drowsy

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Antichrist starring Willem Dafoe fricked me up. I have a pretty strong stomach for horror but genital mutilation is something that viscerally spooks me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >genital mutilation is something that viscerally spooks me

      Transphobic!!!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read the synopsis of it. I'm not a fan of horror but shit like this is revolting to me, not really sure why but when horror involves the supernatural it's not that scary anymore.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emiru looks like an Asian guy wearing a wig, I really don’t get the appeal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      her navel is S-tier, but that's all I can think of

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's got a killer body, but I can't stand the way she talks, and she generally associates herself with a group of unimaginably insufferable online personalities, so I don't need to know anything about her personally to just dislike her.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Asian guy wearing a wig
      god damn, how common is face blindness on this site?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not my fault all asian boys look alike and that I'm attracted to them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      does she still date dyrus? imagine going for his secods

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She wears geisha level makeup. Way too much.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie that scared me the most in recent memory was A tale of two sisters (korean film)

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hereditary

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like found footage movies like megan is missing are effective. Especially when she found her friend's corpse.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ending to Megan is Missing is gross af.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it made me angry because of how banal and realistic the scenario and villain in this movie is, it's real human horror. That and being stuck in a stinky barrel with your decomposing friend.

        Lot of people shit on that movie but it was pretty good. Definitely amateur/low budget but very fricked up and hard hitting.

        Surprised me too, like when the feds found her photo on the fetish website.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I knew it was coming but the buildup where they keep showing the barrel and then he tells her he'll let her go, only to open the barrel and make her get in with Megan's corpse really got to me.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you know the film was filmed on a $35,000 budget? It's amazing how a setup that simple can produce results.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did you know that you should probably try and run away instead of getting inside of a 55 Gallon drum with the gushy decomposing corpse of your best friend in it?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She did, but a malnourished teenage girl stuck in a dungeon is no match for a grown man.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damn. Definitely pretty good for the budget.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I knew it was coming but the buildup where they keep showing the barrel and then he tells her he'll let her go, only to open the barrel and make her get in with Megan's corpse really got to me.

              Yeah, it made me angry because of how banal and realistic the scenario and villain in this movie is, it's real human horror. That and being stuck in a stinky barrel with your decomposing friend.
              [...]
              Surprised me too, like when the feds found her photo on the fetish website.

              Lot of people shit on that movie but it was pretty good. Definitely amateur/low budget but very fricked up and hard hitting.

              Why do these read like shill posts?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who the frick is going to spend money shilling a low budget found footage movie from 12 years ago on Cinemaphile?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >barely have money to make indie ff flick
                >but have money to advertise it on an image board over a decade later
                Makes sense

                I didn't say they were shill posts, only that they read like them. The way each post was written seemed fake and forced.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe you're not used to genuine enjoyment anymore.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who the frick is going to spend money shilling a low budget found footage movie from 12 years ago on Cinemaphile?

                >barely have money to make indie ff flick
                >but have money to advertise it on an image board over a decade later
                Makes sense

                Appeal to incredulity

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >barely have money to make indie ff flick
                >but have money to advertise it on an image board over a decade later
                Makes sense

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lot of people shit on that movie but it was pretty good. Definitely amateur/low budget but very fricked up and hard hitting.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    valley of the dolls

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Western horror movies suck. They have to rely on jump scares to scare people because most westerners are atheists and don’t believe in the supernatural so it’s all silly to them anyway. Basically western horror movies miss soul and honesty.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They have to rely on jump scares
      I don't get this argument because I mostly watch (western) horror and I've come across very few movies this applies to. Maybe if you're only watching the shittiest bargain bin horror.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I like Pulse. People meme the creepy ghost woman scene and blew it out of proportion. But my biggest fear is my current life, where I have no friends, and the internet ruined everything. So Pulse resonates with me a lot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Western horror movies suck. They have to rely on jump scares
      I fricking wish, that way they would actually be scary. Instead I get this bullshit A24 "Atmospheric horror" bullshit that is extremely boring to watch and has 0 tension.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Witch | Black Phillip
    and
    The girl next door 2007.. kind horror kind creepy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      girl next door is inspired by real event and this is why is it catches you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This didn't scare me but I think it's the best horror movie I've seen. Some jarring things to say about evil. butthole does everything he can to turn this girl's father against her, and even after we have started to wonder about her he just will not budge. Oh well frick it, just kill him and offer the girl some creature comforts.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That one webm of the goat walking on two legs is creepier than The Witch

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paranormal activity was effective, to me. I hate the idea of someone looking at me without realizing I'm being looked at. And stuff like Micah's girlfriend's voice dipping to show she's possessed works.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you a 14-year-old girl?

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not saying it was good, it's just north of okay, but Fall scared me more than any other movie I can remember. Imagine if somebody remade it with likable characters.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it is The War Game (1966), a british speculative documentary about the immediate consequences and aftermath of a nuclear strike on greater britain.
    >it caused infighting within the bbc and government
    >it was judged by the bbc (on order from the government) as "too horrifying for the medium of broadcasting", and was locked away for 20 years so it didn't make people anti-nuclear
    It's also a concise 40 minutes.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you did a serious study like they did with Airplane, it's probably Seven. I remember when that came out, the last bunch of people out of the theater were just standing around in a group together. None of us knew each other, it was just dark and quiet out, the street was empty, and I had the impression we all just didn't want to be by ourselves or walk to our cars alone. Weird camaraderie with a bunch of strangers. Bear in mind most people went into that movie expecting a standard police procedural.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The exorcist is certainly a mix of both scary and depressing. For the time it's amazing and it still holds up very well.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The exorcist is just a really good movie.
      I can watch it over and over again and enjoy it.
      It's not scary, I'm sure it was when it came out, but it's just does horror right.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strangely The Exorcist didn't scare me much as a kid. But the older I get and the more I watch it, the scarier it gets.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's in my hand?

    I personally wouldn't call The Mothman Prophecies a scary movie, but it's definitely weird and creepy and spooked the shit out of my gf.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    REC 1 and 2 are the best horror movies ever hands down.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm embarrassed to admit it, but REC almost made me cry from being scared. I'm a grown ass man too. REC 1 and 2 are great.

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wake in fright is the only film that gave me true internal existential dread. Australia is just so fricking depressing. Requiem for a dream is an entry level example.

    Stalker is a distant second, but second none the less.

    Horror genre movies being actually scary is for low IQ. Horror is meant to just be interesting, like the shining.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      To add, movies that were filmed in 70's new york are depressingly apocalyptic due to the urban decay.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wake in fright
      has a lot of funny parts though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >american watches wake in fright and feels true internal existential dread
      >australian watches it and laughs about how it's an accurate night out in shitholes

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wolf creek is pretty good
    i like the ending car chase real cold when he's laughing at her before shooting her

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Audition

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tears of Kali

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was Blair Witch Project, obviously at the time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      definitely blair witch, watched with some friends, we all where silent the whole movie but had to put a break inbetween from how scared shitless we where.

      I agree with the "at the time" but it makes me wonder why do horror movies stop being scary with time (might age well in other departments but not in how much it scares you)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        blair witch only worked because it felt like an actual found footage film, cant do that today

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      definitely blair witch, watched with some friends, we all where silent the whole movie but had to put a break inbetween from how scared shitless we where.

      I agree with the "at the time" but it makes me wonder why do horror movies stop being scary with time (might age well in other departments but not in how much it scares you)

      I legitimately thought it was a leaked videotape from the government when I watched it. That's how it was marketed.

      Took me years after that when I first got internet access for me to find out it was fiction. Yeah I was fricking scared by that shit.

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably The Ring. And if we're allowed to rate them based on the year they came out (so a movie like the Exorcist obviously had a much bigger impact by then when demons weren't so common and faith was widespread), then the Ring is 100% the victor.
    It had damn good effects for the time, and it scares the frick out of everyone since we weren't as tech-savvy back in the day.
    A hellish entity coming out of your TV from a cursed tape was exactly what I'd describe as true horror, since it actually keeps scaring you after you finish the movie. The concept is just scary in real life, and when you're all alone and your TV makes a strange noise or suddenly turns on.. or when you watch a certain video / movie you feel you shouldn't have.. it follows you and makes you fear it might happen to you.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we get some genuine answers in here besides The Ring? That movie is not scary.

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who doesn’t like horror movies because they all scare me and I don’t like being scared?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, my brother's like that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can probably enjoy mystery movies for a similar feel. Horror is a weird genre, like you described we logically don't want to feel bad yet some of us want to bathe in horror games and movies.
      For me, I like a protagonist having to deal with some unknown threat, the danger if people being killed and dealing with the pressure of someone else being next, night scenes, and extra points if a detective is investigating.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good point anon, I love mysteries, even the creepier ones like Edgar Allen Poe type shit. Maybe I’ll check out that Pale Blue Eye movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've always been the outlier amongst my friends in that I don't like scary movies because the feeling of being scared is just super unpleasant to me.

      I don't understand how people can like it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am also a giant pussy. I can only watch horror movies if I can spam the space bar when I think a jump scare is coming up.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We all have fears and have things that scare us. Fear is universal. Fear of dying, fear of the unknown, fear of hell, fear of your neighbor, strangers, etc. I think horror is really kind of therapeutic. We're able to face different fears but in a safe way. It's uncomfortable, but the movie ends and you made it through unharmed. I think horror is a really important genre, especially when you're growing up. It's a shame that so many filmmakers just frick it all up.

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one tempted to say Smile? How much of a loser am I? I'm sure it's not exactly high cinema, I've probably seen scarier movies that I forgot by now.
    But those smiles were really fricking disturbing, and by the middle of the movie you never knew when something was an hallucination and you got jumpscares from anywhere.
    OH and I don't know how well this holds up, but as a kid pic related horrified me.
    That and The Hills have Eyes haunted my childhood.
    Also Martyr, but that one is mostly torture porn with a very powerful ending.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ehh smile is scary af. torture porn Black folk don't like it but other horror movie fans do. even as i was watching it i knew i wasn't going to see anything as good for ages and i was right.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry but this was the first movie I've shut off out of boredom and contempt since ehh okay Black Phone, but when I started this reply it seemed longer than that. Frick I just hated everyone in it, and for some reason it reminded me of Jack Reacher. What happens at the end?

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's kind of an easy answer, but nothing has ever scared me more than first seeing The Shining as a kid. It's the first movie I remember seeing. It had such a traumatic impact that it made me obsessed with horror ever since. Over 30 years later I work as a horror artist. And looking back I think it's all because I needed a way to work through the trauma of seeing that movie.

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ahhhhh! Noooo! Do NOT suck my dick! Do NOT suck my dick!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The scariest indeed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the frick movie is this

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know but it's weird that it's happened twice. I guess the new politically correct way to depict sex with teenagers is to have them rape the white man as he screams and begs for it to stop.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Safe by 1 second

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what the context is, but if some jailbait wants to suck your wiener and her mother doesn't mind, why would you freak the frick out like that? If you're don't find dicky attractive and are actually feeling repulsed by the situation, then you're not going to get an erection anyway.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao right, it's funny not knowing the movie because we can only imagine what kind of super contrived situation the writers created for a man to be screaming like that from getting the best blowjob of his life by a hot teenager

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao right, it's funny not knowing the movie because we can only imagine what kind of super contrived situation the writers created for a man to be screaming like that from getting the best blowjob of his life by a hot teenager

          I can't remember the name but it's European and the guy is investigating human traffickers after his daughter goes missing, that's not the girls mom.
          >inb4 taken

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seem this posted several times by now, but I never got a sauce.

        Any kind Anon that can help out?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the frick movie is this

          a serbian film

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've seem this posted several times by now, but I never got a sauce.

            Any kind Anon that can help out?

            the frick movie is this

            It's not A Serbian Film, although a similar scene almost plays out in that movie.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I was going to say I'm almost positive that isn't from it because you can clearly see the lady is speaking english along with the subtitles.

              What movie is it?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What movie is it?
                I have no idea. All I know is it's definitely not A Serbian Film.

                >AAAAAHH NOOOO DON'T SUCK MY DICK LITTLE GIRL NOOOO AAARRGH
                Must be a wild flick, that's for sure.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's screaming because she's non-white. Not because she's young.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Her cold lips lock tightly around your wiener, and they slide down your shaft all the way to the base. Her ice cold tongue enthusiastically flicks side to side as she deepthroats you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOO DON'T YOU DARE CUDDLE WITH ME, YOU DEMON! YOU'RE TOO COLD STOP AAAAHHHHHHHHH

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How scary is j horror compared to typical hollywood horror films?

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP's birth videotape

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only movie that managed to make me disturbed was some low budget satanic movie by some moron who used his 5 or 6 year old daughter as an actor.

    I forgot the name of the movie but basically the plot is some satanic family wants to open up a portal to hell by using their kid, so they kidnap people and make their own child kill the victims.

    I thought it was dumb bullshit at first and found it hilarious, then it really just got uncomfortable to watch the parents of the girl cheer on this hanious shit. Making their own daughter pretend to stab or shoot someone on camera and that being shown to the world as your existence on earth made me physically sick.

    I watched the movie like 5 years ago and still occasionally get chills from the cheering. That poor girl in the movie is probably a fricking mess at this point or dead.

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GETSUGAAAA

    TENSHOUUUU

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BANKAI

    DAIGUREN HYORINMARU

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strictly speaking I don't think you'd call it a horror movie but the one that filled me with the most dread has to be Green Room

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I had a dream this Tuesday where I was playing MGSV looking for Big Boss' grave and instead I saw a huge statue of Moloch and then Satan

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daisy's Disaster

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Simple but effective

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, this is from my country and I didn't even know about it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What did you think of Hostel?
        Is there a chance that shit like that happens or used to happen there?

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's hard to find the scariest horror movie because it is probably the most subjective genre. As well as that, a lot of horror movies aren't creepy all the way through but have moments of scariness. Picrel is one of them for me. I really liked the ending and certain psychological/supernatural scenes but a lot of the rest of the film is a slowburn. Sinister is another one that has some of the best horror moments I can think of (i.e. the Super 8 films in it) but the rest of the movie is meh.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to put image.

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone watched this btw?
    Some anon suggested it on another thread

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s alright. I watched it in theater with a few friends which probably make it better. And while watching it, some qt held onto me because she was scared. Felt good. But it’s not a movie I would watch again. I think it’s pretty forgettable

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not really scary but has some jump scares that I think work well. Still was a lot better than I expected from the trailer and advertising. Much more to the story about dealing with trauma etc. Kind of like how Stephen King writes horror as the backdrop to the personal shit going on with the characters.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pov my penis

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the soundtrack and sound directing in this movie in general were phenomenal
      the visual were too but they were way more subtle
      pretty damn good due to those elements despite having very run of the mill writing

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Are you sure?
      scariest part of the movie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's tiktok the movie

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enter the Void on shrooms

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm embarrassed to admit that some parts of Hell House LLC spooked me proper.
    Whoever wrote the dialogue should be drawn and quartered thoughever

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the bed/girl scene.

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really a horror movie but Lord of the Flies (1963) scared the shit out of me.

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that she bleached her hair.

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hellraiser fricked me up as a kid.

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The grifter

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Life

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that she gets fricked by Mizkif.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would rather be dead than know anything about any of these people.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that little fricker is so ugly i have no idea how he pulled her

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's literally out of her league. He's like a 7/10 while she's a 4/10 at best.

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drag Me To Hell gets passed over sometimes because of the black comedy aspects but it shook me both times I saw it. The nightmare dream physics of nasty things being magnetically attracted to her mouth. The demon approaching her door. The witch doctor basically telling her to kiss her ass goodbye. Doom. Dysphoria. Hell. Inescapable curse. It's awful.

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anons I don't know if I'm moronic, I liked the plot and direction of Lake Mungo, but everything until the point Alice's history starts unraveling (that's 50 minutes in), I was fairly bored.
    I usually like found-footage but the documentary style of the film was so dull

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's fine anon. I think the middle section is kind of weak. But I like the beginning.
      >opening, and spooky ghost pictures and videos
      >fakeout, nothing is happening
      >just some weird irl stuff is happening?
      >Oh spooky stuff is happening, and it's worse than you thought.
      But the movie's pretty short, so I don't think it's a big problem. It would have been a bigger issue for me in a 2+ hour movie.

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's Asmon's endgame promoting these other people? He wants some kind of comedy troupe? I bet underneath it all there is some tax benefit to it all.

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ Cinemaphile got totally dominated by redditors...
    but to answer op's question, the blair witch, because a lot of people thought it was actually real, there was no need for suspension of belief

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lake Mungo
    Hereditary
    and Pet Sematary 1989

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hereditary
    It's been mentioned too much in the thread to be bait. I legitimately thought it was boring, not in a contrarian way but in an almost fell asleep way. I legitimately can't even see what people could find scary about it.

    Not being contrarian, not trying to be "cool". I just legitimately don't get it and can't even imagine how it could potentially be scary to someone.

    Even movies like skinamarink that weren't for me I could at least imagine how it would scare someone. But hereditary? What the frick???

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When The Wind Blows.

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Misery.
    I know it sounds like a boring choice for most because there is no ghost or the like. But its mundaness is what makes it scary to me. Its something that could actually happen to someone in real life.

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if I tell you that 99% of horror if you flinching to a human face jumping into the screen you will be cured of "horror"

    I unironically really enjoyed blair witch project because it didnt do that, I felt creeped out watching it in broad daylight for the first time

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